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A Serial Killer's Guide to Marriage

By: Asia Mackay
Narrated by: Georgia Tennant, Kyle Soller
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Two former serial killers trying to keep their past buried realize that old habits die hard in this “wildly original, razor-sharp thriller” (Chris Whitaker, New York Times bestselling author of All the Colors of the Dark).

“An invaluable manual that I return to again and again.”―Hugh Grant

I wasn't smashing the patriarchy; I was killing it. Literally.

Hazel and Fox are an ordinary married couple with a baby. Except for one small thing: they're murderers. Well, they used to be. They had it all. An enviable London lifestyle, five-star travels, and plenty of bad men to rid from the world. Then Hazel got pregnant.

Now, they’re just another mom-and-dad-and-baby. They gave up vigilante justice for life in the suburbs: arranged play dates instead of body disposals, diapers over daggers, mommy conversations instead of the sweet seduction right before a kill. Hazel finds her new life terribly dull. And the more she forces herself to play her monotonous, predictable role, the more she begins to feel that murderous itch again.

Meanwhile, Fox has really taken to being a father. Always the planner, he loves being five steps ahead of everyone and knowing exactly what’s coming around the bend. Plus, if anyone can understand Hazel needing one more kill, it’s Fox. But then Hazel kills someone without telling Fox. And when police show up at their door, Hazel realizes it will take everything she has to keep her family together.

©2025 Asia Mackay (P)2025 Random House Audio
Family Life Genre Fiction Literature & Fiction Psychological Satire Thriller & Suspense

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Critic reviews

“An invaluable manual that I return to again and again.”—Hugh Grant

“Sexy, stylish, thrilling, and funny . . . Asia Mackay rips up the rulebook in this wildly original, razor-sharp tale of marriage and murder, mundanity and mayhem. I loved it.”—Chris Whitaker, New York Times bestselling author of All the Colors of the Dark

“Certain to be your sassy, twisted must-read of 2025.”—Janice Hallett, bestselling author of The Appeal

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A story about two serial killers who only kill despicable men. Very clever. My favorite part is when the wife inadvertently forms a friendship with a police detective. I won't ruin the plot by telling more. Give it a listen. You'll enjoy it.

It's not great literature, but it is a lot of fun.

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My new favorite author and by far the very best narrator I have encountered, and I have listed to offer 200 audiobooks!

Out of this world! I am speechless at how good this book was!

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Completely great. So imaginative, fast paced, impossible to turn off, and I think Georgia’s narration is her best yet.

Awesome awesome awesome.

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Georgia Tennant kills it reading as Haze. No notes 🔪
Of course, Asia’s writing makes for a delicious story to sink your teeth into. Loved it!

Worth every minute

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This was fun, a little more lighthearted than what I am used to as far as thrillers but I think that was the point. Great audiobook!

Fun!

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Great story, great characters and great narration! this was a very enjoyable read. looking for more from this author now!

Great characters, loved tge dark humor

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This book would make the perfect TV movie/miniseries! Thoroughly enjoyed the story and found humor in it, even though it was dark subject matter.

Film adaptation

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Wasn’t a fan of the story line. The characters are good and the narration was great.

It was alright.

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So good! I love hazel and her husband. Wish there was Marie books to come

Amazing!

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This was a very entertaining story. It kept me engaging while challenging me to look at the relationships in my own life. It had a good amount of humor and truth. Happy for Haze and Fox.

A story of love and friendship

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