
A Serial Killer's Guide to Marriage
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Narrated by:
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Georgia Tennant
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Kyle Soller
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By:
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Asia Mackay
About this listen
Two former serial killers trying to keep their past buried realize that old habits die hard in this “wildly original, razor-sharp thriller” (Chris Whitaker, New York Times bestselling author of All the Colors of the Dark).
“An invaluable manual that I return to again and again.”―Hugh Grant
I wasn't smashing the patriarchy; I was killing it. Literally.
Hazel and Fox are an ordinary married couple with a baby. Except for one small thing: they're murderers. Well, they used to be. They had it all. An enviable London lifestyle, five-star travels, and plenty of bad men to rid from the world. Then Hazel got pregnant.
Now, they’re just another mom-and-dad-and-baby. They gave up vigilante justice for life in the suburbs: arranged play dates instead of body disposals, diapers over daggers, mommy conversations instead of the sweet seduction right before a kill. Hazel finds her new life terribly dull. And the more she forces herself to play her monotonous, predictable role, the more she begins to feel that murderous itch again.
Meanwhile, Fox has really taken to being a father. Always the planner, he loves being five steps ahead of everyone and knowing exactly what’s coming around the bend. Plus, if anyone can understand Hazel needing one more kill, it’s Fox. But then Hazel kills someone without telling Fox. And when police show up at their door, Hazel realizes it will take everything she has to keep her family together.
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“An invaluable manual that I return to again and again.”—Hugh Grant
“Sexy, stylish, thrilling, and funny . . . Asia Mackay rips up the rulebook in this wildly original, razor-sharp tale of marriage and murder, mundanity and mayhem. I loved it.”—Chris Whitaker, New York Times bestselling author of All the Colors of the Dark
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In Melissa Larsen's The Lost House comes the mesmerizing story of a young woman with a haunting past who returns to her ancestral home in Iceland to investigate a gruesome murder in her family.
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Wow! Amazing narration and gripping story
- By Ruth Hansten Hansten on 03-09-25
By: Melissa Larsen
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When She's Gone
- A Thriller
- By: Rea Frey
- Narrated by: Jennifer Jill Araya
- Length: 8 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Cora Valentine has her whole life—and a shot at the Olympics—ahead of her. But when she’s kidnapped on Halloween, her name is splashed across headlines not as an athlete but as a victim. Not even her safe return changes that, especially since no one is caught for the crime. Hounded by the public, Cora’s time as a missing girl and member of the Magnificent Eight has its consequences.
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wow
- By Kaci on 04-25-25
By: Rea Frey
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The Murder After the Night Before
- By: Katy Brent
- Narrated by: Victoria Morrison
- Length: 9 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Something bad happened last night. My best friend Posey is dead. The police think it was a tragic accident. I know she was murdered. But I can’t remember a thing. I’ve woken up with the hangover from hell, a stranger in my bed, and I’ve gone viral for the worst reasons. There’s only thing stopping me from dying of shame. I need to find a killer.
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Can’t stop listening
- By CP on 08-14-24
By: Katy Brent
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The Doll's House
- By: Natasha Boydell
- Narrated by: Julie Maisey
- Length: 9 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Naomi is devastated when the sale of the apartment falls through, her dreams of moving to an amazing ‘forever home’ nearby with her family are momentarily dashed. But then a sweet-natured single mother named Summer appears, announcing her intention to buy Naomi’s old apartment. And all of a sudden, it looks like Naomi might get her new house after all. At first, it feels like Summer’s saved her life. But as soon as the sale goes through, Summer starts turning up at Naomi’s new house. She’s enrolled her child in Naomi’s daughter’s class. She’s dressing like Naomi.
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soooooo good
- By lisa on 01-16-25
By: Natasha Boydell
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The Ends of Things
- A Novel
- By: Sandra Chwialkowska
- Narrated by: Barrie Kreinik
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Laura Phillips always wanted to travel the world but was too afraid to go it alone. So when her new boyfriend, Dave, invites her on a romantic getaway to the remote island of Eleuthera in the Bahamas, she jumps at the chance. As soon as they arrive at the Pink Sands resort, Laura and Dave are handed cocktails garnished with umbrellas and led to a luxurious suite. It’s a lovers’ paradise. But when they head down to the pristine beach, Laura notices an oddity among the sunbathing couples: a woman vacationing alone.
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Not good
- By Melissa on 03-26-25
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The Innocent Wife
- By: Sally Royer-Derr
- Narrated by: Patricia Rodriguez
- Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Olivia Hanson’s husband, Lucas, is her rock; charming and successful, he offers her safety, security and the life she always dreamed of. In return, Olivia is a picture-perfect housewife, smiling and supportive. Until she meets Lucas’s new colleague, Natalie, and sees the flash of hatred in her eyes. Olivia only wants to clear up the misunderstanding. But when she befriends Natalie, secrets come tumbling out that expose the ugly side of Olivia’s beautiful marriage and she realizes there is another young woman caught up in Lucas’s lies.
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Gripping and Addictive
- By Sally A. on 01-14-25
By: Sally Royer-Derr
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The Inheritance
- By: Kate Horan
- Narrated by: Zoe Trilsbach
- Length: 9 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Isobel Ashworth breezes through life, blissfully accustomed to the privilege which comes with her family name. But that changes when she arrives in the exclusive town of Hartwell. Sent there by her father to complete a controversial property development - and prove herself a serious player in the succession plan - her perfect life is unravelling. Isobel's fiance is telling lies, the project is a disaster and the locals hate her; could her father be setting her up to fail? Buzzing with the promise of a big story, journalist Meg Hunter arrives in Hartwell to expose the Ashworth family dealings.
By: Kate Horan
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The Perfect Home
- By: Daniel Kenitz
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch, Amanda Stribling
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Dawn Decker is an American everywoman and the salt to her husband Wyatt’s sweet, media-friendly charm on their Tennessee-based home renovation reality TV show, The Perfect Home. While Dawn bristles at the trappings of their D-list celebrity status, Wyatt hungers for greater fame. The couple also faces infertility issues stemming from Wyatt’s low sperm count. He secretly orders experimental fertility drugs, and they conceive, but his personality takes a dark turn—he becomes moody, withdrawn, and even cruel.
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Good book!
- By Amanda Corkum on 01-12-25
By: Daniel Kenitz
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Almost Surely Dead
- By: Amina Akhtar, Mindy Kaling - introduction
- Narrated by: Kelsey Jaffer, full cast
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Dunia Ahmed lives an ordinary life—or she definitely used to. Now she’s the subject of a true crime podcast. She’s been missing for over a year, and no one knows if she’s dead or alive. But her story has listeners obsessed, and people everywhere are sporting merch that demands “Find Dunia!” In the days before her disappearance, Dunia is a successful pharmacist living in New York. The daughter of Pakistani immigrants, she’s coping with a broken engagement and the death of her mother. But then something happens that really shakes up her world: someone tries to murder her.
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great start, disappointing ending
- By A Landon on 02-16-24
By: Amina Akhtar, and others
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Don't Let Him In
- A Novel
- By: Lisa Jewell
- Narrated by: Richard Armitage, Joanne Froggatt, Tamaryn Payne, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Restauranteur Paddy Swann was the life of the party until the day a man pushed him in the path of an oncoming train, leaving his twenty-something daughter Ash and wife Nina devastated. Shortly after Paddy’s funeral, the two women receive a surprise in the mail: a note and package from Nick Radcliffe, an old friend of Paddy’s, and a nondescript lighter that once belonged to him decades ago. This unexpected gift draws Nick and Nina closer together—much to Ash’s dismay.
By: Lisa Jewell
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Death in the Downline
- By: Maria Abrams
- Narrated by: Megan Tusing, Mia Hutchinson-Shaw
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Drew thought she was destined to rise above her small New Jersey hometown and make it as a serious journalist in New York City. But now she’s back in Clearfield, pushing thirty, newly single, and living with her father. After a chance encounter at the grocery store, she reconnects with her ex-best friend, Steph, who married young and never left their hometown. But Steph looks … good. She’s tanned, clear-skinned, and glowing. She drives an expensive car and wears only name-brands. What’s her secret?
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Do not waste your time or your credit on this crap
- By marie on 02-28-25
By: Maria Abrams
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Every Breath You Take
- By: Miranda Rijks
- Narrated by: Tamsin Kennard
- Length: 7 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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When Eva's husband Samuel doesn't come home from a boys' night out, she thinks he's sleeping off his hangover at a friend's house. So she waits. And waits... Eventually, he sends her a text—he's met someone else and needs a few days to get his head together. Eva is devastated. How could he do this? How could he do it to their children? She'd thought her marriage was rock solid. She tries to go on with her life as best she can. But then things take a truly bizarre turn…
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Twisty thriller you can’t stop listening to!
- By Michelle LaLonde on 04-04-25
By: Miranda Rijks
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- David
- 02-19-25
Out of this world! I am speechless at how good this book was!
My new favorite author and by far the very best narrator I have encountered, and I have listed to offer 200 audiobooks!
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- daogier
- 02-17-25
Awesome awesome awesome.
Completely great. So imaginative, fast paced, impossible to turn off, and I think Georgia’s narration is her best yet.
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-09-25
Worth every minute
Georgia Tennant kills it reading as Haze. No notes 🔪
Of course, Asia’s writing makes for a delicious story to sink your teeth into. Loved it!
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- Samantha Snyder
- 02-11-25
Fun!
This was fun, a little more lighthearted than what I am used to as far as thrillers but I think that was the point. Great audiobook!
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- Kate Sullivan
- 04-03-25
Great characters, loved tge dark humor
Great story, great characters and great narration! this was a very enjoyable read. looking for more from this author now!
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- txgal17
- 04-24-25
Film adaptation
This book would make the perfect TV movie/miniseries! Thoroughly enjoyed the story and found humor in it, even though it was dark subject matter.
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- Regina
- 02-07-25
Amazing!
So good! I love hazel and her husband. Wish there was Marie books to come
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- Khadjah Williams
- 02-02-25
A story of love and friendship
This was a very entertaining story. It kept me engaging while challenging me to look at the relationships in my own life. It had a good amount of humor and truth. Happy for Haze and Fox.
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- Melissa Ammons
- 02-27-25
Loved the Dark Humor
The book captured me from the start! The dark humor of Haze’s character drew me immediately. Such a great read.
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- Rebecca E. Coefield
- 01-18-25
This book is AMAZING!
First of all, the story, then the writing!! What a gift this author has. The narration was incredible, Haze and Fox were in the room with me. Bravo!!!
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