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Narrated by:
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Georgia Tennant
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Kyle Soller
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By:
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Asia Mackay
About this listen
Two former serial killers trying to keep their past buried realize that old habits die hard in this “wildly original, razor-sharp thriller” (Chris Whitaker, New York Times bestselling author of All the Colors of the Dark).
“An invaluable manual that I return to again and again.”―Hugh Grant
I wasn't smashing the patriarchy; I was killing it. Literally.
Hazel and Fox are an ordinary married couple with a baby. Except for one small thing: they're murderers. Well, they used to be. They had it all. An enviable London lifestyle, five-star travels, and plenty of bad men to rid from the world. Then Hazel got pregnant.
Now, they’re just another mom-and-dad-and-baby. They gave up vigilante justice for life in the suburbs: arranged play dates instead of body disposals, diapers over daggers, mommy conversations instead of the sweet seduction right before a kill. Hazel finds her new life terribly dull. And the more she forces herself to play her monotonous, predictable role, the more she begins to feel that murderous itch again.
Meanwhile, Fox has really taken to being a father. Always the planner, he loves being five steps ahead of everyone and knowing exactly what’s coming around the bend. Plus, if anyone can understand Hazel needing one more kill, it’s Fox. But then Hazel kills someone without telling Fox. And when police show up at their door, Hazel realizes it will take everything she has to keep her family together.
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A bad best man’s speech can ruin a wedding. Why do we plan every detail of a perfect day and then give the groom’s idiot best friend five minutes of total power? Enter Nate (Glen Powell), a speechwriter-for-hire who helps people write incredible best man speeches. To keep the best man from embarrassing himself (and the newlyweds), Nate uses his list of don’ts: Don’t mention the exes, don’t be rated R, and don’t bum everyone out. Nate’s system never fails. That is, until he meets Dan (Nicholas Braun).
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- Samantha Snyder
- 02-11-25
Fun!
This was fun, a little more lighthearted than what I am used to as far as thrillers but I think that was the point. Great audiobook!
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- David
- 02-19-25
Out of this world! I am speechless at how good this book was!
My new favorite author and by far the very best narrator I have encountered, and I have listed to offer 200 audiobooks!
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- daogier
- 02-17-25
Awesome awesome awesome.
Completely great. So imaginative, fast paced, impossible to turn off, and I think Georgia’s narration is her best yet.
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-09-25
Worth every minute
Georgia Tennant kills it reading as Haze. No notes 🔪
Of course, Asia’s writing makes for a delicious story to sink your teeth into. Loved it!
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- Khadjah Williams
- 02-02-25
A story of love and friendship
This was a very entertaining story. It kept me engaging while challenging me to look at the relationships in my own life. It had a good amount of humor and truth. Happy for Haze and Fox.
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- Regina
- 02-07-25
Amazing!
So good! I love hazel and her husband. Wish there was Marie books to come
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- Melissa Ammons
- 02-27-25
Loved the Dark Humor
The book captured me from the start! The dark humor of Haze’s character drew me immediately. Such a great read.
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- Anonymous User
- 01-23-25
I personally really liked it.
The plot twists were solid, the narration is really good. I enjoyed the characters a lot, even if Haze got on my last nerve. lol. It’s really engaging, the author has a strong narrative voice. My favorite book so far this year.
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-25-25
Just too good….
This was fun from the very start. Georgia and Kyle were the perfect voices for Haze and Fox. I’m so sad it’s over now though.
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- jaedee
- 02-12-25
Voice actors were amazing.
Great story with outstanding voice actors. Kept me interested in continuing listening which meant I needed to find tasks that worked well with audio books.
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