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Gus the Gassy Ghost
- A Funny Rhyming Halloween Story Picture Book for Kids and Adults About a Farting Ghost, Early Reader
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 5 mins
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When his friends aren’t successful at spooking the children who visit the haunted house, Gus must present his unique superpowers to give them a scare!
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We Love Gus!
- By Kate on 10-30-23
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Gus the Gassy Ghost
- A Funny Rhyming Halloween Story Picture Book for Kids and Adults About a Farting Ghost, Early Reader
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 25
- Length: 5 mins
- Release date: 04-26-21
- Language: English
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Taylor the Tooting Turkey
- A Story About a Turkey Who Toots (Farting Adventures, Book 1)
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 4 mins
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Taylor is a fine turkey, except for one small problem: She has gas. She can't help it. It's just the way she is. She explains that it's so common that there are different kinds of names for each toot.
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- By B. Jewett on 12-27-20
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Taylor the Tooting Turkey
- A Story About a Turkey Who Toots (Farting Adventures, Book 1)
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 1
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 12-14-20
- Language: English
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Fritz the Farting Reindeer
- Farting Adventures, Book 3
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 5 mins
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Fritz is an excellent reindeer, except for one small problem: He has gas. And leading up to the big day, Santa must choose his Christmas crew. Will Fritz make the team? Join Fritz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come.
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Great story but kids want pictures.
- By Bree on 12-01-23
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Fritz the Farting Reindeer
- Farting Adventures, Book 3
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 3
- Length: 5 mins
- Release date: 01-21-21
- Language: English
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Fairy the Farting Unicorn
- A Funny Kid's Book About a Unicorn Who Farts (Farting Adventures, Book 10)
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Renee Brame
- Length: 4 mins
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Fairy is a unicorn. Now, that’s not so strange. But her powerful farts, please avoid at close range. Her farts are a burst of pink rainbow dust. But run away fast, if she lets one bust. Share this farting tale with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh, too.
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- By JAMES COMPUTERS REPAIR on 08-08-21
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Fairy the Farting Unicorn
- A Funny Kid's Book About a Unicorn Who Farts (Farting Adventures, Book 10)
- Narrated by: Renee Brame
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 10
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 02-05-21
- Language: English
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Frank the Farting Flamingo
- A Story About a Flamingo Who Farts
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 4 mins
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Warning: This book may cause farting. Frank is an awesome flamingo, except for one small problem: He has gas. He can't help it; it's just the way he is. Fortunately, he explains farting is so common that there are different kinds of names for farts. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh, too.
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Frank the Farting Flamingo
- A Story About a Flamingo Who Farts
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 2
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 01-13-21
- Language: English
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Felix the Farting Feline
- A Funny Rhyming, Early Reader Story for Kids and Adults About a Cat Who Farts (Farting Adventures, Book 28)
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 5 mins
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Felix doesn’t get along with the house dog or parrot. Can they overcome their differences and team up to beat the house burglar? Felix was affectionate. He loved to rub on legs, but suddenly he’d fart so bad. It smelled like rotten eggs.
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Felix the Farting Feline
- A Funny Rhyming, Early Reader Story for Kids and Adults About a Cat Who Farts (Farting Adventures, Book 28)
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 28
- Length: 5 mins
- Release date: 05-13-21
- Language: English
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Taylor the Tooting Turkey and the Tooting Wars
- A Story About Turkeys Who Fart
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 3 mins
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Taylor the Tooting Turkey is back. This time, Taylor brings along two turkey friends for an adventure! Max and Austin have just arrived at the farm, but they soon find out that they're not the only ones that can toot.
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Taylor the Tooting Turkey and the Tooting Wars
- A Story About Turkeys Who Fart
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 5
- Length: 3 mins
- Release date: 01-19-21
- Language: English
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Pete the Pooting Pufferfish
- A Story About a Fish Who Poots (Farts) (Farting Adventures, Book 11)
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 5 mins
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Meet Pete the Pooting Pufferfish, who is on a mission to find acceptance.
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Pete the Pooting Pufferfish
- A Story About a Fish Who Poots (Farts) (Farting Adventures, Book 11)
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 11
- Length: 5 mins
- Release date: 02-12-21
- Language: English
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Lucky the Farting Leprechaun
- A Funny Kid's Picture Book About a Leprechaun Who Farts and Escapes a Trap, Perfect St. Patrick's Day Gift for Boys and Girls (Farting Adventures 18)
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 4 mins
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Lucky the Farting Leprechaun earns his name by escaping from a leprechaun trap, not just once but twice! How does he manage to escape? Lucky the Farting Leprechaun knows, and he wants you to find out in this silly story about a leprechaun who farts in all kinds of ways, both useful and stinky!
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Lucky the Farting Leprechaun
- A Funny Kid's Picture Book About a Leprechaun Who Farts and Escapes a Trap, Perfect St. Patrick's Day Gift for Boys and Girls (Farting Adventures 18)
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 18
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 03-17-21
- Language: English
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Farting Without You Is Like...
- A Funny Perspective from a Dog Who Farts (Farting Adventures, Book 14)
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 2 mins
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What do dogs think about when you leave them? Share this farting tale with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh, too. Perfect for ages 0 to 100+. A funny, fresh perspective from your dog's point of view.
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Farting Without You Is Like...
- A Funny Perspective from a Dog Who Farts (Farting Adventures, Book 14)
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 14
- Length: 2 mins
- Release date: 02-17-21
- Language: English
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Book of Bunny Farts
- Farting Adventures, Book 20
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 4 mins
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Have you ever wondered how the Easter Bunny manages to deliver all of those eggs? Well, he eats. A lot. Eating that much gives him energy, but it also means he farts a lot, too. In this hilarious book, the Easter Bunny explains all the different kinds of Easter farts bunnies release.
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Book of Bunny Farts
- Farting Adventures, Book 20
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 20
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 03-11-21
- Language: English
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Roses Are Red, and I'm Farting Fred
- A Funny Story About Famous Landmarks and a Boy Who Farts (Farting Adventures, Book 12)
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 4 mins
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Fred doesn’t want to get up. Mainly because it’s a holiday he doesn’t like, but also because the girl next door insists on a kiss. He soon finds himself running away, but not before visiting all the beautiful landmarks in the world.
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Roses Are Red, and I'm Farting Fred
- A Funny Story About Famous Landmarks and a Boy Who Farts (Farting Adventures, Book 12)
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 12
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 02-12-21
- Language: English
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Foxy the Fox’s Fourth of July Firework Farts
- Farting Adventures, Book 22
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 4 mins
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Foxy the Farting Fox shares a wide variety of his Fourth of July firework farts! Makes a perfect gift for Fourth of July or any day of the year for boys and girls or that someone special in your life....
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Foxy the Fox’s Fourth of July Firework Farts
- Farting Adventures, Book 22
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 22
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 05-14-21
- Language: English
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Poppy the Pooting Panda
- A Funny Rhyming Read Aloud Story Book About a Panda Bear That Farts (Farting Adventures 15)
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Renee Brame
- Length: 4 mins
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My name is Poppy the Pooting Panda. I like to think I’m pretty smart. Though every time I try to eat, I poot and toot and fart. I love bamboo shoots, It is my favorite food. But pooting while you’re eating Is often seen as rude.
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Poppy the Pooting Panda
- A Funny Rhyming Read Aloud Story Book About a Panda Bear That Farts (Farting Adventures 15)
- Narrated by: Renee Brame
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 15
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 02-19-21
- Language: English
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Fritz the Farting Reindeer Saves Christmas
- Farting Adventures, Book 8
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 4 mins
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Fritz finds out how impactful his superpower can be! Rudolph's red nose has stopped shining. Now, Santa has no light to guide him. How will he find his way to children's homes? A funny children's audiobook that will be cherished for years to come. Adults are permitted to laugh too.
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Fritz the Farting Reindeer Saves Christmas
- Farting Adventures, Book 8
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 8
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 04-15-21
- Language: English
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Liam the Leprechaun Loves to Fart
- A Rhyming Read Aloud Story Book for Kids About a Farting Leprechaun, Perfect for St. Patrick's Day (Farting Adventures, Book 17)
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 5 mins
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Liam, the leprechaun, loves to fart! Sometimes, it makes him unpopular with the other leprechauns, and other times, it saves the day!
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Liam the Leprechaun Loves to Fart
- A Rhyming Read Aloud Story Book for Kids About a Farting Leprechaun, Perfect for St. Patrick's Day (Farting Adventures, Book 17)
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 17
- Length: 5 mins
- Release date: 03-02-21
- Language: English
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Buddy the Burping Bunny
- Farting Adventures, Book 19
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 4 mins
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Come along with Buddy the Burping Bunny on a funny adventure! Listen to the book to find out what happens in this cute and funny story gift book. The book series Farting Adventures celebrates the value of laughter. Makes a perfect gift for boys or girls on Easter or any time of the year.
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Buddy the Burping Bunny
- Farting Adventures, Book 19
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 19
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 03-11-21
- Language: English
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Glitter the Tooting Unicorn
- A Magical Story About a Unicorn Who Toots (Farting Adventures, Book 13)
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Renee Brame
- Length: 4 mins
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It was a normal rainy day. I was so bored, with nothing to do. I couldn’t go outside to play. Little did I know that the most magical thing would happen to me! Share this unicorn story with loved ones.
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Glitter the Tooting Unicorn
- A Magical Story About a Unicorn Who Toots (Farting Adventures, Book 13)
- Narrated by: Renee Brame
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 13
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 02-25-21
- Language: English
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Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin
- A Story About a Creative Penguin Who Farts
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
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Meet Artsy. He loves art. And he loves to fart. What happens when you combine the two? Celebrate this winter with a new classic story to share and laugh with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh, too. Farting Adventures book series celebrates the value of laughter. Perfect for kids and adults ages 0-100.
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Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin
- A Story About a Creative Penguin Who Farts
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 4
- Length: 3 mins
- Release date: 01-13-21
- Language: English
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Cupid's Fart Arrows
- A Funny Farting Story Book For Kids About Cupid, Perfect Valentine's Day Gift (Farting Adventures, Book 16)
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 3 mins
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Cupid thinks it’s just another Valentine’s Day until there’s a farting tragedy. Listen to the book to find out what happens in this cute and funny adventure. Makes a perfect gift for a boy, girl, or a special person in your life.
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Cupid's Fart Arrows
- A Funny Farting Story Book For Kids About Cupid, Perfect Valentine's Day Gift (Farting Adventures, Book 16)
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 16
- Length: 3 mins
- Release date: 02-23-21
- Language: English
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Fourth Wing
- Empyrean, Book 1
- By: Rebecca Yarros
- Narrated by: Rebecca Soler, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 21 hrs and 22 mins
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Twenty-year-old Violet Sorrengail was supposed to enter the Scribe Quadrant, living a quiet life among books and history. Now, the commanding general—also known as her tough-as-talons mother—has ordered Violet to join the hundreds of candidates striving to become the elite of Navarre: dragon riders. But when you’re smaller than everyone else and your body is brittle, death is only a heartbeat away...because dragons don’t bond to “fragile” humans. They incinerate them.
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Erotica with Dragons
- By Trev on 05-13-23
By: Rebecca Yarros
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The Boyfriend
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Victoria Connolly, Robb Moreira
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
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Sydney Shaw, like every single woman in New York, has terrible luck with dating. She’s seen it all: men who lie in their dating profile, men who stick her with the dinner bill, and worst of all, men who can't shut up about their mothers. But finally, she hits the jackpot. Her new boyfriend is utterly perfect. He's charming, handsome, and works as a doctor at a local hospital. Sydney is swept off her feet. Then the brutal murder of a young woman—the latest in a string of deaths across the coast—confounds police. The primary suspect? A mystery man who dates his victims before he kills them.
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Just didn’t find it interesting.
- By Lori Cathey on 10-11-24
By: Freida McFadden
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We Who Wrestle with God
- Perceptions of the Divine
- By: Jordan B. Peterson
- Narrated by: Jordan B. Peterson
- Length: 25 hrs and 13 mins
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Dr. Peterson guides us through the ancient, foundational stories of the Western world. In riveting detail, he analyzes the Biblical accounts of rebellion, sacrifice, suffering, and triumph that stabilize, inspire, and unite us culturally and psychologically. Adam and Eve and the eternal fall of mankind; the resentful and ultimately murderous war of Cain and Abel; the cataclysmic flood of Noah; the spectacular collapse of the Tower of Babel; Abraham’s terrible adventure; and the epic of Moses and the Israelites.
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Manna for the soul
- By Cameron on 11-20-24
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Book 1
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
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Harry Potter has never even heard of Hogwarts when the letters start dropping on the doormat at number four, Privet Drive. Addressed in green ink on yellowish parchment with a purple seal, they are swiftly confiscated by his grisly aunt and uncle. Then, on Harry's eleventh birthday, a great beetle-eyed giant of a man called Rubeus Hagrid bursts in with some astonishing news: Harry Potter is a wizard, and he has a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. An incredible adventure is about to begin!
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A great reading of the wrong book
- By P on 11-24-15
By: J.K. Rowling
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Fourth Wing
- Empyrean, Book 1
- By: Rebecca Yarros
- Narrated by: Rebecca Soler, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 21 hrs and 22 mins
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Twenty-year-old Violet Sorrengail was supposed to enter the Scribe Quadrant, living a quiet life among books and history. Now, the commanding general—also known as her tough-as-talons mother—has ordered Violet to join the hundreds of candidates striving to become the elite of Navarre: dragon riders. But when you’re smaller than everyone else and your body is brittle, death is only a heartbeat away...because dragons don’t bond to “fragile” humans. They incinerate them.
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Erotica with Dragons
- By Trev on 05-13-23
By: Rebecca Yarros
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The Boyfriend
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Victoria Connolly, Robb Moreira
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Sydney Shaw, like every single woman in New York, has terrible luck with dating. She’s seen it all: men who lie in their dating profile, men who stick her with the dinner bill, and worst of all, men who can't shut up about their mothers. But finally, she hits the jackpot. Her new boyfriend is utterly perfect. He's charming, handsome, and works as a doctor at a local hospital. Sydney is swept off her feet. Then the brutal murder of a young woman—the latest in a string of deaths across the coast—confounds police. The primary suspect? A mystery man who dates his victims before he kills them.
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Just didn’t find it interesting.
- By Lori Cathey on 10-11-24
By: Freida McFadden
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We Who Wrestle with God
- Perceptions of the Divine
- By: Jordan B. Peterson
- Narrated by: Jordan B. Peterson
- Length: 25 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Dr. Peterson guides us through the ancient, foundational stories of the Western world. In riveting detail, he analyzes the Biblical accounts of rebellion, sacrifice, suffering, and triumph that stabilize, inspire, and unite us culturally and psychologically. Adam and Eve and the eternal fall of mankind; the resentful and ultimately murderous war of Cain and Abel; the cataclysmic flood of Noah; the spectacular collapse of the Tower of Babel; Abraham’s terrible adventure; and the epic of Moses and the Israelites.
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Manna for the soul
- By Cameron on 11-20-24
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Book 1
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Harry Potter has never even heard of Hogwarts when the letters start dropping on the doormat at number four, Privet Drive. Addressed in green ink on yellowish parchment with a purple seal, they are swiftly confiscated by his grisly aunt and uncle. Then, on Harry's eleventh birthday, a great beetle-eyed giant of a man called Rubeus Hagrid bursts in with some astonishing news: Harry Potter is a wizard, and he has a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. An incredible adventure is about to begin!
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A great reading of the wrong book
- By P on 11-24-15
By: J.K. Rowling
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The Mirror
- The Lost Bride Trilogy, Book 2
- By: Nora Roberts
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley
- Length: 13 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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When Sonya MacTavish inherits the huge Victorian mansion on the coast of Maine, she has no idea that the house is haunted. The footsteps she hears at night, the doors slamming, the music playing, are not figments of her imagination. In her dreams she sees glimpses of the past. In the present she finds portraits of brides. And when she has visions of an antique mirror, she is drawn to it, sensing it holds dark family secrets.
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So worth the wait
- By Rosa dominguez on 11-22-24
By: Nora Roberts
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Atomic Habits
- An Easy & Proven Way to Build Good Habits & Break Bad Ones
- By: James Clear
- Narrated by: James Clear
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
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No matter your goals, Atomic Habits offers a proven framework for improving - every day. James Clear, one of the world's leading experts on habit formation, reveals practical strategies that will teach you exactly how to form good habits, break bad ones, and master the tiny behaviors that lead to remarkable results. If you're having trouble changing your habits, the problem isn't you. The problem is your system. Bad habits repeat themselves again and again not because you don't want to change, but because you have the wrong system for change.
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start here, if you are looking to achieve in life
- By NL on 10-22-18
By: James Clear
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Here One Moment
- By: Liane Moriarty
- Narrated by: Caroline Lee, Geraldine Hakewill
- Length: 15 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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The plane is jam-packed. Every seat is taken. So of course the flight is delayed! Flight attendant Allegra Patel likes her job—she’s generally happy with her life, even if she can’t figure out why she hooks up with a man she barely speaks to—but today is her twenty-eighth birthday. She can think of plenty of things she’d rather be doing than placating a bunch of grumpy passengers.
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Too much of the death lady!
- By karen on 09-28-24
By: Liane Moriarty
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Quicksilver
- The Fae & Alchemy Series, Book 1
- By: Callie Hart
- Narrated by: Stella Bloom, Anthony Palmini
- Length: 20 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Twenty-four-year-old Saeris Fane is good at keeping secrets. No one knows about the strange powers she possesses or the fact that she has been picking pockets and stealing from the Undying Queen's reservoirs for as long as she can remember. But a secret is like a knot. Sooner or later, it is bound to come undone. When Saeris comes face-to-face with Death himself, she inadvertently reopens a gateway between realms and is transported to a land of ice and snow. The Fae have always been the stuff of myth, of legend, of nightmares… but it turns out they're real.
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Now one of my top 5 books of 2024
- By JMcClelland on 10-31-24
By: Callie Hart
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Lights Out
- An Into Darkness Novel
- By: Navessa Allen
- Narrated by: Elena Wolfe, Jacob Morgan
- Length: 13 hrs and 38 mins
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Trauma nurse Aly Cappellucci doesn’t need any more kinks. She likes the one she’s landed on just fine. To her, nothing could top the masked men she follows online. Unless one of those men was shirtless, heavily tattooed, and waiting for her in her bedroom. She dreams about being hunted by one in particular, of him chasing her down and doing deliciously dark things to her willing body. She never could have guessed that by sending one drunken text, those dreams would become her new reality.
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Male Narrator: 6 +++ stars!! Story: steamy and worth it! BUY NOW!
- By Apwood22 on 08-17-24
By: Navessa Allen
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Fourth Wing (Part 2 of 2) (Dramatized Adaptation)
- The Empyrean, Book 1
- By: Rebecca Yarros
- Narrated by: full cast, Robb Moreira, Megan Poppy, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 22 mins
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Twenty-year-old Violet Sorrengail was supposed to enter the Scribe Quadrant, living a quiet life among books and history. Now, the commanding general—also known as her tough-as-talons mother—has ordered Violet to join the hundreds of candidates striving to become the elite of Navarre: dragon riders. But when you’re smaller than everyone else and your body is brittle, death is only a heartbeat away...because dragons don’t bond to “fragile” humans. They incinerate them.
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Great audiobook
- By 📚Erin 📚 on 10-14-24
By: Rebecca Yarros
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The Christmas Party
- By: Kathryn Croft
- Narrated by: Billie Piper, Avita Jay
- Length: 4 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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When Sasha receives a call from her old university friend Gabby inviting her to spend Christmas at Gabby’s remote Scottish lake house, Sasha knows she shouldn’t go. Twelve years ago, on Christmas Eve, when Sasha and her five closest friends were celebrating the festive season, something truly horrific happened that would change the course of their friendship forever. Something that meant Sasha hasn’t spoken to any of them since that night.
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The mystery of the story.
- By Charlene Gipson on 11-06-24
By: Kathryn Croft
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A Court of Thorns and Roses
- By: Sarah J. Maas
- Narrated by: Jennifer Ikeda
- Length: 16 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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When nineteen-year-old huntress Feyre kills a wolf in the woods, a terrifying creature arrives to demand retribution. Dragged to a treacherous magical land she knows about only from legends, Feyre discovers that her captor is not truly a beast, but one of the lethal, immortal faeries who once ruled her world.
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Bad ending and Immaturity
- By The Story Adict on 09-13-17
By: Sarah J. Maas
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The Housemaid
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Lauryn Allman
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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I only try on one of Nina’s pristine white dresses once. Just to see what it’s like. But she soon finds out...and by the time I realize my attic bedroom door only locks from the outside, it’s far too late. But I reassure myself: The Winchesters don’t know who I really am. They don’t know what I’m capable of....
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One Big Cliche’
- By Karen Brow on 08-03-22
By: Freida McFadden
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The Silmarillion
- By: J. R. R. Tolkien, Christopher Tolkien
- Narrated by: Andy Serkis
- Length: 19 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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The tales of The Silmarillion are set in an age when Morgoth, the first Dark Lord, dwelt in Middle-earth, and the High Elves made war upon him for the recovery of the Silmarils, the jewels containing the pure light of Valinor. Included on the recording are several shorter works. The Ainulindalë is a myth of the Creation and in the Valaquenta the nature and powers of each of the gods is described. The Akallabêth recounts the downfall of the great island kingdom of Númenor at the end of the Second Age, and Of the Rings of Power tells of the great events at the end of the Third Age.
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TIPS when reading this book:
- By Anonymous User on 06-29-23
By: J. R. R. Tolkien, and others
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A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
- A Song of Ice and Fire
- By: George R. R. Martin
- Narrated by: Harry Lloyd
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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A young, naïve but ultimately courageous hedge knight, Ser Duncan the Tall towers above his rivals—in stature if not experience. Tagging along is his diminutive squire, a boy called Egg—whose true name is hidden from all he and Dunk encounter. Though more improbable heroes may not be found in all of Westeros, great destinies lay ahead for these two . . . as do powerful foes, royal intrigue, and outrageous exploits. Featuring more than 160 all-new illustrations by Gary Gianni, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is a must-have collection that proves chivalry isn’t dead—yet.
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What separates Lloyd from Dotrice
- By Pusang Tulog on 10-14-15
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Butcher & Blackbird
- The Ruinous Love Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Brynne Weaver
- Narrated by: Joe Arden, Lucy Rivers
- Length: 8 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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When a chance encounter sparks an unlikely bond between rival murderers Sloane and Rowan, the two find something elusive—the friendship of a like-minded, pitch-black soul. From small-town West Virginia to upscale California, from downtown Boston to rural Texas, the two hunters collide in an annual game of blood and suffering, one that pits them against the most dangerous monsters in the country.
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Listen, I'm a 'sympathetic retcher'
- By J. Scarlyn on 10-25-23
By: Brynne Weaver
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Book 2
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 9 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Harry Potter's summer has included the worst birthday ever, doomy warnings from a house-elf called Dobby, and rescue from the Dursleys by his friend Ron Weasley in a magical flying car! Back at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for his second year, Harry hears strange whispers echo through empty corridors - and then the attacks start. Students are found as though turned to stone... Dobby's sinister predictions seem to be coming true.
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Jim Dale is wonderful!
- By ladigolfer on 12-31-15
By: J.K. Rowling
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Fourth Wing (Part 1 of 2) (Dramatized Adaptation)
- The Empyrean, Book 1
- By: Rebecca Yarros
- Narrated by: full cast, Scott McCormick, Troy Allan, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
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Twenty-year-old Violet Sorrengail was supposed to enter the Scribe Quadrant, living a quiet life among books and history. Now, the commanding general—also known as her tough-as-talons mother—has ordered Violet to join the hundreds of candidates striving to become the elite of Navarre: dragon riders. But when you’re smaller than everyone else and your body is brittle, death is only a heartbeat away...because dragons don’t bond to “fragile” humans. They incinerate them. With fewer dragons willing to bond than cadets, most would kill Violet to better their own chances of success.
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The voices are so OFF
- By Amazon Customer on 12-27-23
By: Rebecca Yarros
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Wicked
- The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West
- By: Gregory Maguire
- Narrated by: John McDonough
- Length: 19 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Heralded as an instant classic of fantasy literature, Maguire has written a wonderfully imaginative retelling of The Wizard of Oz told from the Wicked Witch's point of view. More than just a fairy tale for adults, Wicked is a meditation on the nature of good and evil.
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It's not easy being green
- By PangaeaReads on 07-30-08
By: Gregory Maguire
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Now or Never
- By: Janet Evanovich
- Narrated by: Lorelei King
- Length: 7 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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She said yes to Morelli. She said yes to Ranger. Now Stephanie Plum has two fiancés and no idea what to do about it. But the way things are going, she might not live long enough to marry anyone. While Stephanie stalls for time, she buries herself in her work as a bounty hunter, tracking down an unusually varied assortment of fugitives from justice. There’s Eugene Fleck, a seemingly sweet online influencer who might also be YouTube star Robin Hoodie, masked hero to the homeless, who hijacks delivery trucks and distributes their contents to the needy.
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It’s like she left out the end of the book…
- By Mary on 11-20-24
By: Janet Evanovich
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The Psychology of Money
- Timeless Lessons on Wealth, Greed, and Happiness
- By: Morgan Housel
- Narrated by: Chris Hill
- Length: 5 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Money - investing, personal finance, and business decisions - is typically taught as a math-based field, where data and formulas tell us exactly what to do. But in the real world people don’t make financial decisions on a spreadsheet. They make them at the dinner table, or in a meeting room, where personal history, your own unique view of the world, ego, pride, marketing, and odd incentives are scrambled together. In The Psychology of Money, award-winning author Morgan Housel shares 19 short stories exploring the strange ways people think about money.
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Could be summarized in one sentence
- By Alex on 05-30-21
By: Morgan Housel
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House of Earth and Blood
- Crescent City, Book 1
- By: Sarah J. Maas
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Evans
- Length: 27 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Bryce Quinlan had the perfect life-working hard all day and partying all night - until a demon murdered her closest friends, leaving her bereft, wounded, and alone. When the accused is behind bars but the crimes start up again, Bryce finds herself at the heart of the investigation. She'll do whatever it takes to avenge their deaths. Hunt Athalar is a notorious Fallen angel, now enslaved to the Archangels he once attempted to overthrow. His brutal skills and incredible strength have been set to one purpose - to assassinate his boss' enemies, no questions asked.
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What a disappointment
- By Hollie Morales on 03-09-20
By: Sarah J. Maas
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All the Colors of the Dark
- By: Chris Whitaker
- Narrated by: Edoardo Ballerini
- Length: 14 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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1975 is a time of change in America. The Vietnam War is ending. Muhammad Ali is fighting Joe Frazier. And in the small town of Monta Clare, Missouri, girls are disappearing. When the daughter of a wealthy family is targeted, the most unlikely hero emerges—Patch, a local boy, who saves the girl, and, in doing so, leaves heartache in his wake. Patch and those who love him soon discover that the line between triumph and tragedy has never been finer. And that their search for answers will lead them to truths that could mean losing one another.
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Best book of 2024
- By Jmo930 on 07-04-24
By: Chris Whitaker
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10 Rules for the Perfect Murder
- By: James Patterson, Chris Tebbetts
- Narrated by: Reid Scott, Cobie Smulders, full cast
- Length: 3 hrs and 2 mins
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After the killing of a prominent mob lawyer, NYPD homicide detectives Jacob Jackson and Caitlin Grimes start receive chilling, written “rules” for how to commit the perfect murder. "Rule number one for the perfect murder: Evidence is your enemy. Leave none behind." Jackson (Reid Scott) and Grimes (Cobie Smulders) race to find the killer, setting them on a collision course with the city’s crime underbelly, and a perpetrator who seems happy to toy with them. “Rule number two. No crimes of passion. The perfect murder is always business, never pleasure.”
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Tricky
- By Robert Scott Read on 10-30-24
By: James Patterson, and others
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The Women
- A Novel
- By: Kristin Hannah
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan, Kristin Hannah
- Length: 14 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Women can be heroes. When twenty-year-old nursing student Frances “Frankie” McGrath hears these words, it is a revelation. Raised in the sun-drenched, idyllic world of Southern California and sheltered by her conservative parents, she has always prided herself on doing the right thing. But in 1965, the world is changing, and she suddenly dares to imagine a different future for herself. When her brother ships out to serve in Vietnam, she joins the Army Nurse Corps and follows his path.
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Great story
- By AJ Frithiof on 02-08-24
By: Kristin Hannah
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Revenge of the Tipping Point
- Overstories, Superspreaders, and the Rise of Social Engineering
- By: Malcolm Gladwell
- Narrated by: Malcolm Gladwell
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
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Why is Miami… Miami? What does the heartbreaking fate of the cheetah tell us about the way we raise our children? Why do Ivy League schools care so much about sports? What is the Magic Third, and what does it mean for racial harmony? In this provocative new work, Malcolm Gladwell returns to the subject of social epidemics and tipping points, this time with the aim of explaining the dark side of contagious phenomena. Through a series of gripping stories, Gladwell traces the rise of a new and troubling form of social engineering
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Repetitive and boring
- By Gayle Allen on 10-08-24
By: Malcolm Gladwell
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Book 3
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 11 hrs and 49 mins
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When the Knight Bus crashes through the darkness and screeches to a halt in front of him, it's the start of another far from ordinary year at Hogwarts for Harry Potter. Sirius Black, escaped mass-murderer and follower of Lord Voldemort, is on the run - and they say he is coming after Harry. In his first ever Divination class, Professor Trelawney sees an omen of death in Harry's tea leaves... But perhaps most terrifying of all are the Dementors patrolling the school grounds, with their soul-sucking kiss...
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Jim Dale at his best
- By rottndachs on 01-12-16
By: J.K. Rowling
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The Mysterious Affair at Styles
- By: Agatha Christie, Anna Lea - adaptation
- Narrated by: Peter Dinklage, Himesh Patel, Harriet Walter, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 53 mins
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England, 1914. The world is at war. Captain Hastings, injured and shaken, is invited to Styles Court to recover. It’s a grand old country house - the family home of his old friend - and a perfect haven. Or so it seems. But in the blistering summer heat, trouble is afoot. Simmering tensions are tearing the family apart, and it all comes to a head in the most horrifying way.
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It’s a perfect audible movie!
- By Malissa Caudell on 11-15-24
By: Agatha Christie, and others