Rule Breakers

Starr Media Second-Assistant Survival Guide: 1. Don't call your hot boss the Antichrist to his face. 2. Don't stare at hot boss', um, package or his full sleeve of tattoos. (No. Really. Stop!) 3. Don't get on the malicious first assistant's bad side. 4. Don't forget to memorize the 300-page employee manual. 5. If you value your cashmere, steer clear of boss' dog. 6. Boss' dimples are lust-inducing. Do. Not. Give. In. 7. "The elevator ate your clothes" is not a valid excuse for showing up to important meetings half dressed.

Ten Steps to Surviving a New Job: 1. Don't sleep with the client. It'll get you fired. (Sounds easy enough.) 2. Don't blink when new client turns out to be former one-night stand. 3. Don't call same client a jerk for never texting you back. 4. Don't believe client when he says he really, really wanted to call. 5. Remember, the client is always right - so you can't junk punch him when he demands new design after new design. 6. Ignore accelerated heartbeat every time sexy client walks into room.