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Murder Your Employer
- The McMasters Guide to Homicide
- By: Rupert Holmes
- Narrated by: Neil Patrick Harris, Simon Vance
- Length: 14 hrs and 13 mins
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From author Rupert Holmes comes a devilish thriller with a killer concept: The McMasters Conservatory for the Applied Arts, a luxurious, clandestine college dedicated to the fine art of murder where earnest students study how best to “delete” their most deserving victim....
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Great idea; not so great book
- By Michael Ferris on 03-06-23
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Murder Your Employer
- The McMasters Guide to Homicide
- Narrated by: Neil Patrick Harris, Simon Vance
- Length: 14 hrs and 13 mins
- Release date: 02-21-23
- Language: English
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From author Rupert Holmes comes a devilish thriller with a killer concept: The McMasters Conservatory for the Applied Arts, a luxurious, clandestine college dedicated to the fine art of murder where earnest students study how best to “delete” their most deserving victim....
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Catch-22
- By: Joseph Heller
- Narrated by: Jay O. Sanders
- Length: 19 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Set in Italy during World War II, this is the story of the incomparable, malingering bombardier Yossarian, a hero who is furious because thousands of people he has never met are trying to kill him....
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Stop randomly adding music
- By Kenneth S. Clark on 08-31-18
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Catch-22
- Narrated by: Jay O. Sanders
- Length: 19 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 08-29-17
- Language: English
- Set in Italy during World War II, this is the story of the incomparable, malingering bombardier Yossarian, a hero who is furious because thousands of people he has never met are trying to kill him....
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Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One
- By: Jack Townsend
- Narrated by: MrCreepyPasta
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
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Drunk customers. Shoplifting raccoons. Otherworldly visitors. As night shift clerk at the 24-hour gas station at the edge of town, Jack has pretty much seen it all....
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- By Avery Adair on 11-27-23
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Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One
- Narrated by: MrCreepyPasta
- Series: Tales from the Gas Station, Book 1
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 06-14-23
- Language: English
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Drunk customers. Shoplifting raccoons. Otherworldly visitors. As night shift clerk at the 24-hour gas station at the edge of town, Jack has pretty much seen it all....
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Everyone on This Train Is a Suspect
- A Novel
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Barton Welch, Megan Smart
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
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When the Australian Mystery Writers’ Society invited me to their crime-writing festival aboard the Ghan, the famous train between Darwin and Adelaide, I was hoping for some inspiration for my second book....
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Can we get more mysteries that follow the 10 rules?
- By Melissa on 03-04-24
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Everyone on This Train Is a Suspect
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Barton Welch, Megan Smart
- Series: Ernest Cunningham, Book 2
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 01-30-24
- Language: English
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When the Australian Mystery Writers’ Society invited me to their crime-writing festival aboard the Ghan, the famous train between Darwin and Adelaide, I was hoping for some inspiration for my second book....
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Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One
- By: Jack Townsend
- Narrated by: Jon Grilz
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Drunk customers. Shoplifting raccoons. Otherworldly visitors. As night-shift clerk at the 24-hour gas station at the edge of town, Jack has pretty much seen it all. That is, until his best friend reveals the body of a local politician hidden in the trunk of a car....
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Mr. CreepyPasta Narration is better
- By Kelsey on 08-11-23
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Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One
- Narrated by: Jon Grilz
- Series: Tales from the Gas Station, Book 1
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 08-03-23
- Language: English
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Drunk customers. Shoplifting raccoons. Otherworldly visitors. As night-shift clerk at the 24-hour gas station at the edge of town, Jack has pretty much seen it all. That is, until his best friend reveals the body of a local politician hidden in the trunk of a car....
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Bunny
- A Novel
- By: Mona Awad
- Narrated by: Sophie Amoss
- Length: 11 hrs and 44 mins
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The Vegetarian meets Heathers in this darkly funny, seductively strange novel about a lonely graduate student drawn into a clique of rich girls who seem to move and speak as one....
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Chuck Palahniuk in Pearls and Ballet Flats
- By Arlis Dorne on 06-29-19
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Bunny
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Sophie Amoss
- Length: 11 hrs and 44 mins
- Release date: 06-11-19
- Language: English
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The Vegetarian meets Heathers in this darkly funny, seductively strange novel about a lonely graduate student drawn into a clique of rich girls who seem to move and speak as one....
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Double Whammy
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: George Wilson
- Length: 13 hrs and 32 mins
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Filled with ex-wives, evangelists, and an armed pit-bull, this is a story that could only be concocted by Carl Hiaasen....
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Not for dog lovers
- By Tonette on 01-21-08
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Double Whammy
- Narrated by: George Wilson
- Series: Skink Series, Book 1
- Length: 13 hrs and 32 mins
- Release date: 03-05-04
- Language: English
- Filled with ex-wives, evangelists, and an armed pit-bull, this is a story that could only be concocted by Carl Hiaasen....
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Tales from the Gas Station: Volume Two
- By: Jack Townsend
- Narrated by: MrCreepyPasta
- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
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Jack is back to work, trying his best to keep out of trouble. But when his chain-smoking coworker discovers a mysterious radio signal revealing the guarded secrets of their town, Jack will learn that an annoying new dayshift manager is far from the worst of his problems....
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Weird and Fun!!
- By Anne Chism on 10-16-24
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Tales from the Gas Station: Volume Two
- Narrated by: MrCreepyPasta
- Series: Tales from the Gas Station, Book 2
- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
- Release date: 07-17-23
- Language: English
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Jack is back to work, trying his best to keep out of trouble. But when his chain-smoking coworker discovers a mysterious radio signal revealing the guarded secrets of their town, Jack will learn that an annoying new dayshift manager is far from the worst of his problems....
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The Heron
- By: Don Winslow
- Narrated by: Ed Harris
- Length: 1 hr and 6 mins
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“The Heron” is the nickname a big-city accountant has attached to himself in his new home near San Diego, where he’s using the alias to avoid a hit man who may be after him....
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Awfully long middle for such a short story
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 07-29-22
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The Heron
- Narrated by: Ed Harris
- Series: Audible Original Stories
- Length: 1 hr and 6 mins
- Release date: 07-28-22
- Language: English
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“The Heron” is the nickname a big-city accountant has attached to himself in his new home near San Diego, where he’s using the alias to avoid a hit man who may be after him....
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Hocus Pocus and the All-New Sequel
- By: Disney Press, A. W. Jantha
- Narrated by: Eileen Stevens
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
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Diving once more into the world of witches, this electrifying two-part young adult novel, released on the 25th anniversary of the 1993 film, marks a new era of Hocus Pocus. Fans will be spellbound by a fresh retelling of the original film, followed by the all-new sequel....
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These characters deserved SO much more!
- By Edie on 08-29-18
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Hocus Pocus and the All-New Sequel
- Narrated by: Eileen Stevens
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
- Release date: 08-14-18
- Language: English
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Diving once more into the world of witches, this electrifying two-part young adult novel, released on the 25th anniversary of the 1993 film, marks a new era of Hocus Pocus. Fans will be spellbound by a fresh retelling of the original film, followed by the all-new sequel....
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Stormy Weather
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: George Wilson
- Length: 14 hrs and 15 mins
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The devastation of Hurrican Andrew has attracted crowds of voyeurs and impostors to Florida....
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But a sunny review...
- By Laurie on 07-26-08
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Stormy Weather
- Narrated by: George Wilson
- Series: Skink Series, Book 3
- Length: 14 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 03-05-04
- Language: English
- The devastation of Hurrican Andrew has attracted crowds of voyeurs and impostors to Florida....
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Boy Parts
- By: Eliza Clark
- Narrated by: Eliza Clark
- Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins
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Boy Parts is the incendiary debut novel from Eliza Clark, a pitch-black comedy both shocking and hilarious, fearlessly exploring the taboo regions of sexuality and gender roles in the 21st century....
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A modern American psycho but British
- By sofia on 09-23-21
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Boy Parts
- Narrated by: Eliza Clark
- Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins
- Release date: 07-23-20
- Language: English
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Boy Parts is the incendiary debut novel from Eliza Clark, a pitch-black comedy both shocking and hilarious, fearlessly exploring the taboo regions of sexuality and gender roles in the 21st century....
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Swamp Story
- A Novel
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Dave Barry
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
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Jesse Braddock is trapped in a tiny cabin deep in the Everglades with her infant daughter and her ex-boyfriend, a wannabe reality TV star who turned out to be a lot prettier on the outside than on the inside....
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Don’t waste your credit
- By Cat Mom on 05-13-23
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Swamp Story
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Dave Barry
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
- Release date: 05-02-23
- Language: English
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Jesse Braddock is trapped in a tiny cabin deep in the Everglades with her infant daughter and her ex-boyfriend, a wannabe reality TV star who turned out to be a lot prettier on the outside than on the inside....
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Holding
- A Novel
- By: Graham Norton
- Narrated by: Graham Norton
- Length: 7 hrs and 26 mins
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The remote Irish village of Duneen has known little drama, but when human remains are discovered on an old farm, the village's dark past begins to unravel....
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Loved it!
- By Myra on 04-01-18
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Holding
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Graham Norton
- Length: 7 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 08-01-17
- Language: English
- The remote Irish village of Duneen has known little drama, but when human remains are discovered on an old farm, the village's dark past begins to unravel....
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Caverns and Creatures: Volume I (Books 1-4)
- By: Robert Bevan
- Narrated by: Jonathan Sleep
- Length: 32 hrs and 43 mins
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Swords. Sorcery. Dick Jokes. Truly do the gods smile upon you, dear listener, for the first four books in the hilarious Caverns and Creatures series are now available in one audiobook set. Join Tim, Dave, Julian, and Cooper as they are thrown into a hostile fantasy world....
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A great listen, but don't listen while in public!
- By Jonathan on 06-26-19
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Caverns and Creatures: Volume I (Books 1-4)
- Narrated by: Jonathan Sleep
- Series: Caverns and Creatures, Book 1-4
- Length: 32 hrs and 43 mins
- Release date: 06-20-19
- Language: English
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Swords. Sorcery. Dick Jokes. Truly do the gods smile upon you, dear listener, for the first four books in the hilarious Caverns and Creatures series are now available in one audiobook set. Join Tim, Dave, Julian, and Cooper as they are thrown into a hostile fantasy world....
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Children Playing Before a Statue of Hercules (Unabridged Selections)
- By: Edited by David Sedaris
- Narrated by: David Sedaris, Mary-Louise Parker, Cherry Jones
- Length: 2 hrs and 54 mins
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Children Playing Before a Statue of Hercules is a collection of short stories, some classic, others impending, selected and introduced by David Sedaris....
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Great stories but only 5 of 17 are included
- By Terri Kirk on 07-13-12
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Children Playing Before a Statue of Hercules (Unabridged Selections)
- Narrated by: David Sedaris, Mary-Louise Parker, Cherry Jones
- Length: 2 hrs and 54 mins
- Release date: 04-15-05
- Language: English
- Children Playing Before a Statue of Hercules is a collection of short stories, some classic, others impending, selected and introduced by David Sedaris....
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Choke
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Chuck Palahniuk
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Victor Mancini, a medical school dropout, is an antihero for our deranged times. Needing to pay elder care for his mother, Victor has devised an ingenious scam: He pretends to choke on pieces of food while dining in upscale restaurants....
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Oh please, not another abridged!!!
- By Pamela on 10-26-03
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Choke
- Narrated by: Chuck Palahniuk
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Release date: 12-20-02
- Language: English
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Victor Mancini, a medical school dropout, is an antihero for our deranged times. Needing to pay elder care for his mother, Victor has devised an ingenious scam: He pretends to choke on pieces of food while dining in upscale restaurants....
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Native Tongue
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: George Wilson
- Length: 15 hrs and 51 mins
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Ex-reporter Joe Winder had been working in the public relations department of a sleazy family entertainment park, The Amazing Kingdom of Thrills....
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A Perfect Summer Listen!
- By Tricia, Audible Editor on 04-24-12
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Native Tongue
- Narrated by: George Wilson
- Series: Skink Series, Book 2
- Length: 15 hrs and 51 mins
- Release date: 10-31-08
- Language: English
- Ex-reporter Joe Winder had been working in the public relations department of a sleazy family entertainment park, The Amazing Kingdom of Thrills....
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100% Match
- By: Patrick C. Harrison III
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
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Bart is 30. He is bald. He is overweight. He wears glasses. He is a fry cook. He hates cats. And kids. Bart occasionally does very bad things. He is looking for his perfect match. He has done his research....
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Not what I was expecting
- By Juan Angel on 02-05-24
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100% Match
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
- Release date: 07-27-23
- Language: English
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Bart is 30. He is bald. He is overweight. He wears glasses. He is a fry cook. He hates cats. And kids. Bart occasionally does very bad things. He is looking for his perfect match. He has done his research....
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Pronto
- By: Elmore Leonard
- Narrated by: Alexander Adams
- Length: 5 hrs and 54 mins
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The feds want Miami bookmaker Harry Arno to squeal on his wiseguy boss....
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Great character, even better dialogue!
- By Ron on 11-15-11
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Pronto
- Narrated by: Alexander Adams
- Series: Raylan Givens, Book 1
- Length: 5 hrs and 54 mins
- Release date: 10-05-10
- Language: English
- The feds want Miami bookmaker Harry Arno to squeal on his wiseguy boss....
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