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Ellory Lane
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Bodrick the Bard had enough of the violent life of a mercenary. A legendary lover of women of all sizes, shapes, and fantastical species, he has long since retreated into the comfortable lifestyle of a traveling musician, making more peaceful uses of his talents...and he has many talents.
With the help of his pixie companion, a beautiful elfmaid, and a buxom half-satyr, Bodrick is in for his most pleasurable adventure yet, finding himself tangled up in a bitter feud involving two proud noble families. Manticores, maidens, and music abound in this sexy fantasy romp!
And, fair warning: the "spice" is very frequent.
Content warning: The Bawdy Ballads of Bodrick the Bard contains explicit depictions of adult situations, over-the-top humor, purple prose, and song lyrics that'll make you laugh or cringe (or both). It also features *cough* "unconventional relationships" (wink wink nudge nudge). This book was cowritten by two incorrigibly indecent authors who are a bad influence over one another. You have been warned.
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Bucky Drake literally just got his managerial position at McDaniel’s, but he’s already been promoted to "Hero" whether or not he's interested in the job. Dragged against his will through a yawning purple vortex by a mouthy catgirl, he finds himself in another world full of vivid colors—and peerless beauties. Cowgirls, lamias, satyresses, unicorns, and even elves of all colors of the rainbow make his acquaintance early and often...and he handles them pretty darn well for a random fast food worker in over his head.
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Just Awesome
- By M M on 03-12-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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a fun adventure
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An amazingly hilarious and well written story!
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absolutely hilarious
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BRING FORTH FURTHER ADVENTURE TO KEEP BRODERICK'S MUSICAL & ACTION ENDEAVORS!
Awesome as always
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Freaking awesome
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Real men have magic...wands!
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Ben Hart and Ellory Lane did an amazing narration job. Absolutely amazing duo.
Give this book a listen. You wont regret it.
Fantastic and funny
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The characters are caricatures, the plot is ridiculous, and the spiciness is waaaay over the top. In short - the whole thing is tacky and absurd.
I loved every minute of it, and I salute the authors and narrators for their majestic achievement. I laughed so much and had the best time listening to how carefully crafted all the language was. This was a fantastic ride.
This is absurd
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One of Knightley’s funniest
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Funny and Hilarious .. Parody Book
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