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Liches Get Stitches, Book 5
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HJ Tolson
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There is only room for one god of death on this plane of existence, and her name is Maud Greenleaf, Spinster of This Parish and Empress of Einheath.
Done with everything, this not-so-frozen-hearted lich queen is out for one final rampage, and this time, the prize is the soul of the world. Do or die. Again. The stakes are high, the board is set. More than just Maud's crafting stash is on the line. She has a fabulous skirt, bombs in her bloomers, undead minions in the millions, and an unshakable urge to murder anyone who gets in her way.
If the Whisperer's brain wasn't getting eaten by parasites he'd probably be terrified.
The final grisly adventure. For mature listeners.
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Wish Upon the Stars 1
- A Superhero Cultivation LitRPG
- By: Malcolm Tent
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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The Wish Curse Palace, the largest criminal organization in the multiverse, seeks its new successor. On Shane's eighteenth birthday, his dormant Wishmaster bloodline awakens, making him a potential heir to the organization's legacy. In Unity territory, power and public perception go hand-in-hand, empowering an elite class of superheroes and supervillains. Shane must progress through the ranks of heroes to harness his wish-granting abilities. With the help of newfound allies, Shane must showcase acts of heroism to climb the hierarchy, all while concealing the true source of his powers.
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5 stars
- By Joshua Airington on 08-09-23
By: Malcolm Tent
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Quest and Conquer Omnibus: Books 1-3
- An Isekai LitRPG
- By: Kaz Velveto
- Narrated by: Garrett Finlay, Erin Bateman
- Length: 18 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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My name is Remy Aaron, and a sexy witch summoned a meteor from outer space to blow up my car while I was driving home from work. Unfortunately, the new world I respawned in is a monster-infested battleground between the Deep Ones and the Outer Gods. Lucky for me, I can harness and multiply the elemental powers of my wives. Oh, did I forget to mention them? Each of my wives has an elemental affinity that grows stronger the more we bond, and so I’m well on my way to mastering all the elements.
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If this was free it still isn't worth it.
- By scottdl51 on 03-21-25
By: Kaz Velveto
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Ruinous Return, Book 1
- By: SerasStreams
- Narrated by: Hannah Trusty
- Length: 20 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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The price for saving the world is the right to rule it. After saving a faraway world, Lyn Rivers was cast back to Earth. Wanting the admiration, prestige, and glory of saving that world, she forced her way back. But she was forgotten, and someone else claimed credit for her deeds. Now, with the power of a deity of destruction, she desires nothing more than to claim her place in history. To do that she will conquer dungeons, make alliances, destroy kingdoms, and build an empire.
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beating the reader over the head with a clue by four
- By Sara on 03-31-25
By: SerasStreams
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Dark Mage 1: Paladin's Fall
- By: DB King
- Narrated by: Dustin Naylor
- Length: 11 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Ethan is a Sun Paladin, one of the most formidable holy warriors of the Empire of the New Dawn. After distinguishing himself in battle, he is offered a promotion to the rank of captain, but only if he undertakes a Warrior Pilgrimage to hunt down and slay an evil sorceress. His quest brings him to the wilds of Sturmgard, where he is confronted with ravenous werewolves, dark sorcery, and questions of his heritage and his true destiny.
By: DB King
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The Tarzan Duology of Edgar Rice Burroughs
- Tarzan of the Apes and The Return of Tarzan: A Pulp-Lit Annotated Edition
- By: Finn J.D. John, Edgar Rice Burroughs
- Narrated by: Finn J.D. John
- Length: 16 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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In the wild, unexplored coastal jungles of West Africa lives a wild human boy named Tarzan, the adopted son of a tribe of fierce almost-human anthropoid apes - but in reality, the unknown heir of a wealthy and titled English noble family. Then one day, a small party of American treasure-seekers is marooned on Tarzan's beach, including a lovely Baltimore belle named Jane Porter.
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A Pulp Classic
- By Ronn McCarrick on 01-25-16
By: Finn J.D. John, and others
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A Journey of Black and Red
- A Journey of Black and Red, Book 1
- By: Alex Gilbert
- Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
- Length: 14 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Waking up chained in a dark cellar, Ariane must struggle to survive and escape the strange fortress she finds herself in. All those around her play by rules she does not understand, and there is also this strange thirst that water cannot sate.
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Dark comedy/slice of life, quite good.
- By mat on 10-26-21
By: Alex Gilbert
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Mayhem
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Aaron Oster
- Narrated by: Steve Campbell
- Length: 18 hrs and 16 mins
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Trapped in a new world. Targeted by everyone. He can either run, or embrace the mayhem! Ben finds himself stuck in the beta of Mayhem, forced to be an evil elf character by the system AI. Their race is universally hated due to their lust for destruction, bloodshed, and world domination, so, he’s understandably a bit irritated. His buddy Chip and his Rainbow Unicow Bessie, on the other hand, couldn’t be happier. Extreme violence is right up Chip’s alley and seeing as Bessie has gotten a taste for human flesh, she’s totally up for the bloodshed bit.
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awesome
- By Amazon Customer on 08-20-24
By: Aaron Oster
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The Tower of Aetherius: A Progression Fantasy
- Odyssey of the Ethereal, Book 1
- By: Jamie Kojola
- Narrated by: Diana Richardson
- Length: 20 hrs and 51 mins
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When Aesca Lampi wakes up in the form of her character from Eldest Fantasy Wars Online, she's annoyed by the historical inaccuracies. (Video-game-style scrolls? Really?) That is, until a building collapses on top of her, revealing she's on a fantastical island centered around the impossibly tall, glowing Tower of Aetherius . . . with an array of dangerous creatures—including jaguar hybrids, velociraptors, and giant, flesh-eating lizards—in the way. (Oh, joy.)
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Boring and useless padding
- By Burnt Taco Meat on 05-20-24
By: Jamie Kojola
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Shrubley, the Monster Adventurer
- Shrubley, the Monster Adventurer, Book 1
- By: James T. Callum, K.H. Sohmer
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 14 hrs and 14 mins
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As a monster, Shrubley is forbidden from joining the adventurers guild. In a world where essence artists rank up in power and most monsters are feral beasts, Shrubley is among the weakest of creatures and is treated as an outcast. With curiosity essence bound to his spirit, Shrubley might be weak, but he's intelligent and determined. Against all the odds, he discovers a loophole from the Druid that gave him life—but there's a deadly catch. For a chance of ever being accepted as a true adventurer, he must challenge an otherworldly realm threatening to consume everything.
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Whimsical writing and unfocused editing
- By Andreas on 11-13-24
By: James T. Callum, and others
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Regen
- The Genetically Modified Series
- By: Jason Anthony Peffley
- Narrated by: Russell Newton
- Length: 14 hrs and 2 mins
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What if the human body could heal itself? In the 21st century genetic editing went from science fiction to reality. Zarkon Pharmaceuticals is a biotech company that specializes in regenerative medicine. Martin, an eager neuroscientist at Zarkon, realizes that by studying animals capable of regrowing and regenerating their bodies, they could soon transfer those traits into humans. His research is on the cusp of curing Alzheimer’s, brain damage, severed nerves, spinal cord injuries, and even missing limbs.
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Rift Magus Reborn
- Rise of the Arcane Aristocrat
- By: Sam Winton
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland, Amber Hartt
- Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins
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I was the Rift Magus—master of space and time, protector of worlds. For decades, I defended my realm with unmatched power. But when an unspeakable creature threatened everything I held dear, I was forced to create a rift to nowhere—a trap designed to seal it away for all time. It worked, but the creature was not without power itself.
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Boring
- By Amazon Customer on 01-16-25
By: Sam Winton
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Frontier Mage 1
- By: Dante King, Sam Howard
- Narrated by: Renée Nolen, Alfie Syme
- Length: 11 hrs and 33 mins
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Can a legendary warrior become a mage? Can a master of the sword take up the staff? With a little help, one swordsman intends to do just that. Master swordsman Leo Faulkner travels to Crestmarch, a frontier town, where he hopes to learn wild magic. Fortunately for him, the beautiful Mage Seer Elizabeth Kincaid agrees to be his tutor.
By: Dante King, and others
I am in love with this series!!
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Voice acting good!
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great conclusion and performance
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Fun story
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What A Wonderful Series
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Doesn't fumble the ending
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wonderful
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