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Liches Get Stitches, Book 5
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Ella Lynch
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By:
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HJ Tolson
About this listen
There is only room for one god of death on this plane of existence, and her name is Maud Greenleaf, Spinster of This Parish and Empress of Einheath.
Done with everything, this not-so-frozen-hearted lich queen is out for one final rampage, and this time, the prize is the soul of the world. Do or die. Again. The stakes are high, the board is set. More than just Maud's crafting stash is on the line. She has a fabulous skirt, bombs in her bloomers, undead minions in the millions, and an unshakable urge to murder anyone who gets in her way.
If the Whisperer's brain wasn't getting eaten by parasites he'd probably be terrified.
The final grisly adventure. For mature listeners.
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- Heather Craig
- 02-16-25
Voice acting good!
Love the voice acting! Never thought of the sun followers being French but it kind of works. Although I thought Salazar would be Spanish at first. Great ending to a good series. Unless I'm wrong and very fortunate if another book comes out! ❤️
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- Anonymous User
- 03-08-25
I am in love with this series!!
Literally my favorite series ever. Honestly I will be looking into this authors other books because I am hooked on both the writing style and content of this series
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- Mike
- 03-11-25
Doesn't fumble the ending
This has been an enjoyable series. The ending was satisfying and tied up all the loose ends, no BS or cliffhangers. And it was so, so nice to see a DnD esq story that actually went somewhere and left the world a better place. I've never seen a character make it so far before, except maybe Goku. Maud's certainly come a long way from the weak, generic sociopath litch of the first book.
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- Tina
- 03-01-25
wonderful
I loved it. all of it. the voice,the store all of it. I will miss them.
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- RachelS
- 02-08-25
Fun story
I’ve greatly enjoyed this series. Great story, lots of fun and I can definitely identify with Maud, who only wants quiet time to craft and be left alone! Great performance.
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- Zero Calvin
- 02-11-25
What A Wonderful Series
A satisfying and fitting ending to a wonderful series. I'm going to miss Maud, Jenkins, and all the crafters. This series deserves to be a thousand times more popular than it is right now. I really hope the author can get some proper recognition because they are a rare talent. Now if you excuse me, I have some mermaids to pickle.
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