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Andi Arndt
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Tara Sivec
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Andi Arndt
About this listen
Cowritten by USA Today best-selling author Tara Sivec and award-winning narrator Andi Arndt, a hysterically funny, heartfelt romance - created specifically for the audio format!
Nothing good ever comes from drinking a box of wine alone. So when I decided to entertain my drunken self by setting up some hand-me-down podcasting equipment and reading the steamy parts from romance novels, I never thought anyone would actually listen. The fact that I admitted my huge crush on my sexy next door neighbor made the whole thing even more mortifying. But sometimes life surprises you, and that’s how my podcast, Heidi’s Discount Erotica, was born.
Now I, Heidi Larsen, a sweet former kindergarten teacher in Waconia, Minnesota, lead a scandalous double life reading erotic novels to the listening world. And with each episode, I find myself embracing my new alter ego more and more. Now I’m starting to feel more comfortable in my own skin and do things I never would have dreamed of - like kissing my neighbor.
Look out, Waconia, because Heidi’s on the loose! She’s in your ears, in your hearts, and down your pants...wait, that didn’t sound as good as it did in my head. Well, you get the picture, don’tcha know!
©2019 Tara Sivec & Andi Arndt (P)2019 Audible Originals, LLC.A Conversation on Heidi's Guide to Four Letter Words with Andi Arndt and Tara Sivec
Author Tara Sivec and co-author and narrator Andi Arndt discuss all that went into making the Minnesota-set AudibleOriginal romance, Heidi's Guide to Four Letter Words.
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Grace Boyd is in dire need of a reset after her career—and personal life—go up in flames. When her fans discover that their favorite social media influencer was a teensy bit less than truthful in some of her posts, they couldn’t unfollow her fast enough. With her reputation in shambles, Grace retreats to her hometown on the picturesque island of Shelter Beach to tend bar (and her wounds) at her family’s inn...and strategize her next move.
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Super cute!
- By Amazon Customer on 08-11-22
By: Terence Gray, and others
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One of Those Flings
- By: Lauren Blakely
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Jason Clarke, Erin Mallon, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 17 mins
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Skyler’s breakup survival plan is simple: Swear off men for a year and celebrate her man cleanse with a solo tropical vacation to Hawaii. Snorkeling, sightseeing, zip lining, and leisurely dinners by the sea are just what the doctor ordered to mend her broken heart. That is, until she meets a hunky adventure tour guide who makes her want to break all her own rules. Handsome, funny, and exciting, Caleb is by far the hottest local attraction. Will a romantic island fling lead to more heartbreak - or a new beginning?
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✫✫ 4 Stars ✫✫
- By ❤️Cyndi Marie❤️🎧Audiobook Addicts🎧 on 09-09-20
By: Lauren Blakely
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You Only Die Twice
- By: Brynn Kelly
- Narrated by: Alan Carlson, Stacia Newcomb
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
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When high school English teacher Alice Thornton helps her dying Russian neighbor write a spy thriller, she thinks she’s just doing a good deed. But when a sexy mystery man shows up in her classroom, claiming to be the novel’s dashing antihero, Alice is swept into a lethal conspiracy. Enigmatic former CIA operative Carter Beck warns her that the sensational murder plot wasn’t fiction. And because she knows too much, the killer wants her silenced—making Carter her only hope of survival.
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"Survive the day!"
- By Lacey Jane on 08-08-22
By: Brynn Kelly
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33 Unplayed Voicemails
- By: Melissa de la Cruz
- Narrated by: Stephanie Einstein, Greg Tremblay, Eric Yves Garcia, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 28 mins
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Straitlaced Evelyn and reformed bad boy Marco might make an unlikely pair, but the two lovebirds couldn’t be more head over heels for each other. Sure, they’ve had some missed calls along the way, but all that’s in the past. They’ve got their sights set on forever, and the next stop is a walk down the aisle in front of their friends and family. It’s the big day, and everyone’s gathered to watch Marco and Evelyn say "I do". Everyone except Evelyn that is. Is the bride running late or running? The surprising answer might just be in their voicemails.
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VERY VERY ENJOYABLE
- By Ya Book Girl on 08-18-22
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Better than a Box of Chocolates
- By: Emily March
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Jason Clarke
- Length: 2 hrs and 29 mins
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Valentine’s Day has always meant trouble for wedding photographer Ali Lovejoy. All her worst romantic disasters have happened on V-Day, so she’s made a habit of hiding out at home in her pjs until it’s over. But when her best friend begs her to do an engagement photoshoot on the dreaded holiday, Ali reluctantly agrees and travels to the quaint Colorado mountain town of Eternity Springs to help her bestie.
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Stop with the religion in romance
- By SciFi Junkette on 02-18-22
By: Emily March
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The Royal Assignment
- By: Terence Gray, Erin Day, Ian Thake
- Narrated by: Shane East, Rachel Petladwala, Ali Ahn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 33 mins
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Maggie Patel has landed her dream job at The New York Spectator; or, it would be, if she could get a decent story assignment. When a career-making interview finally lands on her desk, it’s with the last person she’d ever want to see again — Edward, the Crown Prince of Bairmorne...and her long-ago friend.
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Good story, but the background noise was distracting
- By Terra L. on 11-05-21
By: Terence Gray, and others
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After the Fairy Tale
- By: Terence Gray, Erin Day, Ian Thake
- Narrated by: Ali Ahn, Teddy Hamilton, Dave Gillies, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 32 mins
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When Amanda got a chance to take a shot at love on The Bridegroom - her favorite reality dating show - she jumped in headfirst. She never expected to win and end up engaged to her swoony Scottish suitor. Now she’s hiding out at her parent’s house in Nebraska and waiting for the show’s premiere, all while trying to keep her engagement to Liam top secret. But her real-life love story is about to take a turn she never expected....
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TERRIBLE AUDIO
- By TiffMarie on 12-20-20
By: Terence Gray, and others
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Lucky Suit
- By: Lauren Blakely
- Narrated by: Zachary Webber, Andi Arndt
- Length: 2 hrs and 25 mins
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Kristen Leonard is done with setups. She’s not interested in your son or your nephew or your butcher or the guy who mows your lawn, thank you very much, grandma! After all, she’s a modern woman - she’ll take her chances on the algorithms of online dating to find her ideal man. Before long, she meets a man who might just be the one - he’s hilarious, quick-witted, and full of heart. And when she meets up with Cameron in real life, he certainly looks exactly like his profile picture...but something’s not quite right.
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5 Short & Sweet Stars
- By 4The❤️OfBooks on 01-31-19
By: Lauren Blakely
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Come Again
- By: Lauren Blakely
- Narrated by: Sebastian York, Vanessa Edwin
- Length: 6 hrs and 47 mins
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There are three words most men can’t resist - I dare you. So as you can see, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I had no choice when my buddies said, “I bet you can’t get that brunette beauty to kiss you before the night ends.” I proved them wrong, and oh how good it felt to be right when I swept the quick-tongued woman into my arms and kissed the breath out of her at the party. But, I made a slight miscalculation. Turns out she’s my brand new enemy.
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✫✫ 5 Stars ✫✫
- By ❤️Cyndi Marie❤️🎧Audiobook Addicts🎧 on 11-30-21
By: Lauren Blakely
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The Summer Melt
- By: Emily March
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Dave Gillies
- Length: 2 hrs and 52 mins
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It’s peak tourist season in Eternity Springs, and Dana Delaney has her hands full running her ice cream parlor, Scoops. The last thing she needs is for her star employee to fall sick, but she’s in luck when a newcomer to town offers to fill in...and the fact that he’s sinfully handsome with a sexy Scottish accent is an added treat.
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So much fun
- By Quinn on 06-26-22
By: Emily March
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Still Hung Up on You
- By: Liz Maverick
- Narrated by: Andrew Eiden, Luci Christian Bell
- Length: 2 hrs and 28 mins
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Hannah Gold never thought she’d speak to Ethan Reisner ever again. Getting dumped in high school will do that to you. But when she needs to find a beloved sweater in time for her parents’ 50th anniversary, she begins her search where she last saw it: Ethan’s childhood home. She thought calling Ethan out of the blue would be the hardest part, but breaking fifteen years of silence was just the beginning. Why is Ethan being so friendly? And helpful? And funny? And is it possible for someone to be handsome over the phone?
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I feel seen :-)
- By Average Shmoe on 09-17-23
By: Liz Maverick
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The Set Up
- By: Falguni Kothari
- Narrated by: Soneela Nankani, Vikas Adam
- Length: 1 hr and 54 mins
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"Just three dates. That's all I'm asking. One boy shares your sense of humor. Another has similar interests and ideals. The third boy has a helpful heart like yours." When Aditi Gupta comes home late from work as a pediatric resident one night and her grandfather offers this pitch, she reluctantly agrees. She's far too busy with med school to be dating, and besides, she dreams of a love for the ages, like her parents, not an arranged marriage. And yet she finds herself agreeing to three dates because she loves her grandfather. All she has to do is make herself utterly ineligible.
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This is us!
- By AJ on 02-10-21
By: Falguni Kothari
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Kiss My Putt
- Summersweet Island Series, Book 1
- By: Tara Sivec
- Narrated by: Kelsey Navarro, Tim Paige
- Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
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After spending my entire pro golfing career being known as the quiet, controlled, no-nonsense golfer, there's nothing more humiliating than throwing all of that down the drain on national television. Needing some place to hide, I can only think of one place I need to be. Summersweet Island, where they'll all be happy to have me home again. Well, except maybe one person. But I'm sure Birdie Bennett, my best friend since I was 15 and the clubhouse manager of my favorite golf course, has had plenty of time to forgive me for that tiny little misunderstanding.
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Good story but too much God & Jesus Christ
- By Brenda Conley on 06-04-21
By: Tara Sivec
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The Dream Guy Next Door
- By: Lauren Blakely
- Narrated by: Vanessa Edwin, Shane East
- Length: 6 hrs and 38 mins
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Just my luck - my new next door neighbor is a unicorn. Yep, the British hottie is clearly a mythical man because - get this - he's a sexy, witty, charming, big-hearted single dad. Who, wait for it, wants to find Mrs. Right and get hitched. He’s a once-in-a-blue-moon kind of man, and it’s a darn shame I’m not on the market. If I were, his accent alone would melt me. Add in the fact that he's a veterinarian, and my animal-loving heart would be flip flopping.
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✫✫ 4.5 Stars ✫✫
- By ❤️Cyndi Marie❤️🎧Audiobook Addicts🎧 on 12-04-20
By: Lauren Blakely
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Call Me Maybe
- By: Cara Bastone
- Narrated by: Luci Christian, Neil Hellegers
- Length: 5 hrs and 55 mins
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Paint your toes. Pick up the wrong coffee and bagel order. Drive from Brooklyn to Jersey in traffic so slow you want to tear your hair out. It’s amazing all the useless things I can accomplish while on hold for three hours with customer service. Three hours when I should be getting the Date-in-a-Box website ready to launch at the big business expo in a few days. Except my shiny new website is glitching, and my inner rage-monster is ready to scorch some earth...when he finally picks up. Not the robot voice I expected but a real live human named Kal.
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Greatest Audible Preformance
- By Apple momma on 10-24-20
By: Cara Bastone
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Told You So
- By: Leeanne Slade
- Narrated by: Bel Powley
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
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Lucie Redway knows one thing for certain: her best friend will have the most perfect destination wedding. She may not know if she’ll still have her agony aunt column next month, or if her love life will ever be more exciting than a midnight swipe right, but Lucie would rather exhaust herself than let Stacey down on her Big Day. Not even Charlie, the insufferably attractive and hateful best man, can get in her way. Before the flight touches down in Spain, Lucie is hit with a curveball. Sat next to world-famous psychic Miranda Bloom, she’s told she’ll leave the wedding with the love of her life.
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Story filled with loss, laughter and love. Couldn’t stop listening! Great story & great narration! Favorite Audible yet.
- By Samantha Oard on 08-23-23
By: Leeanne Slade
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- Book Bruin
- 09-11-19
Uff da! Get ready to laugh!
Overall 4 stars
Performance 5 stars
Story 3.5-4 stars
Heidi's Guide to Four Letter Words was such a hilarious and fun romcom! There isn't any heavy lifting or angst/drama. There are just laugh out loud moments as Heidi discovers herself and her sexuality. The story and romance was playful and sweet (though sometimes Heidi was a little too naive and clumsy). The secondary characters added lots of laughs as well, and I especially loved Heidi's parents. Their less than ideal meet cute with Brent gave me a stomach cramp because I was laughing so hard! Heidi's Guide to Four Letter Words felt almost like a story within a story since it was an audiobook discussing audiobooks, narrators, and podcasts. I loved all of the little Minnesota details and mannerisms too. Even though I'm not sure how accurate they are since I'm from California, they were a fun treat. I really enjoyed Andi Arndt's narration and Minnesota accent. Her comedic timing was awesome and she played every character perfectly. This is a great audiobook if you're in the mood to laugh!
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- Heather
- 09-02-19
Amazing book by a powerhouse duo
Where do I even begin?
There has never been a book from Tara Sivec that I didn't love and I swear Andi Arndt's voice is so soothing I could listen to her read a grocery list and be happy.
Heidi is this little innocent and clueless woman who takes on a job at Eden Audio after losing her job as a kindergarten teacher. Here she is thrust into the world of erotic romance. And for a woman that can't say some of the 4 letter words she is now hearing, it is a bit much.
Through the help of a famous actor who is in the studio doing some recordings, his wife who is a best selling romance author, and old equipment that needs to be tossed, Heidi decides to start her own - sometimes drunken - podcast: Heidi's Discount Erotica.
Throw in a hot neighbor and an overbearing mother and this is absolutely a RomCom you don't want to miss listening to.
Now I am off to make a hot dish.
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5☆ - I loved this book and it brought out true emotion in me (laughter, anger, a good cry, etc)
4☆ - I loved this book.
3☆ - I liked this book.
2☆ - I didn't really care for this book.
1☆ - I did not like this book at all and probably did not finish it.
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- 🔥 Phx17 🔥
- 01-02-20
Flirty, frothy, fun
Light, clean fun. Odd considering the plot involves Heidi reading the erotic naughty bits to the world in her podcast. Yet, the actual sex is limited to lip-mashing, an attempted BJ, and one wham-bam-thank-you-mam almost at the end of the book.
The narrator’s reading of Minnesotans is soda through the nose hilarious. As with other books, her male lead voice takes some getting used to. But she’s so good in all others areas that I get past it.
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- Ty
- 09-09-19
So gosh darn funny!!!
I laughed so hard. This book was very well narrated and written. Hope to hear more from both narration and author sides of these two.
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- earl
- 09-10-19
Funniest, sweetiest, book I have ever listened to!
Tara Sivec and Andi Arndt have to team up again and keep writing together!!! They are the best duo since Christina Lauren, and Andi Arndt's narration was incredible. I have never laughed so hard at any book. This has now taken over as my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE BOOK!!!!
Ms. Sivec and Ms. Arndt you have got to keep writing, you guys are the best!
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- Joyce S.
- 09-04-19
Heidi is hilarious
What a fun story had me laughing throughout, Andi's performance was wonderful, I felt like I was there.
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- Tina Arnold
- 09-04-19
This is Awesome Dont'cha Know!
Seriously this book was hilarious. I devoured it. Outstanding Narration and Great Story. Love the Minnesota accent. Cannot recommend highly enough.
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- rosegold_bibliophile
- 09-07-19
Top Shelf Romance!
This book was adorable, funny, and sexy! I think this may be the first audiobook I listen to a million times! I hope Andi keeps writing and preforming her own work. This is amazing! I couldn’t stop listening and ended up staying up way too late!
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- Renee M
- 09-09-19
So funny
This book was so funny and entertaining. I loved listening to Hedi's growth throughout the book. You will be in stitches from beginning to end.
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- Julie-Ann
- 09-08-19
Andi Arndt is one of my fave narrators!
This story was funny, real and so amazingly portrayed by Andi Arndt. I always enjoy her narrations and this story does not disappoint. It left me with a sense of confidence about beginning dating again at the age of 51!! The storyline is quirky but real and offers the listener an opportunity to become empowered and find your own voice in life.
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