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- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Raya Kane, Erin Bateman, Amber Hartt, Ellory Lane
- Length: 27 hrs and 38 mins
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Written by Michael Dalton, Virgil Knightley, Misty Vixen, Jack Bryce, Jonathan Waters, DJ Kingman, Marcus Sloss, M.E. Thorne, Danny Rogan, Gwen Greyson, Leon West, Dan Raxor, Jack Spry, and Dungeon Ducky.
Performed by Jonathan Waters, Amber Hartt, Richard Brock, Raya Kane, Sylvester Frost, Erin Bateman, Lewis Alexander Rozelyn Rader, Ellory Lane, Andrew Pond, Renée Nolen, Alfie Syme, Garrett Finlay, Jess Trepanier, Jack Smith, Anne Marie Lebeaur, Bryon Ormond, and Kat Riley
Every year some of the best in the genre get together to tell awesome stories in a combined offering. Inside this audiobook you will find action, adventure, love, lust, and intrigue.
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- A Reviewer
- 08-07-24
Actually surprisingly fun
A lot of these stories are actually surprisingly good for being so short. Of course I expected the likes of Michael Dalton and Virgil Knightley to be standouts (and they were), but other authors I haven't listened to much of before were also really fun, like Gwen Grayson and DJ Johnson among others. The stories varied from badass (Dalton) to cozy (Grayson) to actually incredibly hilarious (Knightley). Lovey Thyself by Virgil Knightley is actually one of the funniest short stories I think I've ever read/listened to. And there are loads of cameos in there, too.
Anyway, glad I spent the credit. I could actually see myself coming back to some of these if I have a couple hours to burn, like on a plane or a train.
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- Bishop
- 07-12-24
I loved it
Honey I could only find one thing and it's very nit picky and doesn’t matter but it drive nuts when the main character has to rely on someone else to know when they are tired or hungry. One book He couldn’t smell the muffens until he was told they were done. Maybe owning a bakery is not for you. It normally goes like like this " I didn’t realize I was so sleepy until so in so mentioned it" It's like they learn this in writing school.. It's stupid but makes me feel like the mc is kinda stupid.
All of these stories were pretty great. I my humor is kinda dark thanks to the Marines so I could’ve find the one mentioned in another review. I love it when the harem books have a funny character. There are a couple that was the cute kind of funny. The amount of spicy is off the charts and not a single mc acted like a 13 year old or had to have a 20 minute inner conversation trying to decide touching a boob wont kill them. A lot of writers could learn a lot from these guys and lady.
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- BiduscasMate
- 07-21-24
A good intro to various authors
This is a great intro to various works of wonderful authors.
All great authors and the stories are amazing in worldbuilding .
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- DaynenMc
- 07-08-24
I love big books of short stories!
All these stories are good.
Most are great.
And 2 made me laugh out loud and make me want to listen to them again, right after.
Especially Virgil Knightley's story right in the middle. I almost pissed my pants and drove my rig off the road. 🤣
If you like spicy HaremLit, your gonna love this book.
I'm giving this book 9 out of 5 stars.
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