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Narrated by:
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Jonathan Waters
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Raya Kane
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Erin Bateman
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Amber Hartt
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Ellory Lane
About this listen
Written by Michael Dalton, Virgil Knightley, Misty Vixen, Jack Bryce, Jonathan Waters, DJ Kingman, Marcus Sloss, M.E. Thorne, Danny Rogan, Gwen Greyson, Leon West, Dan Raxor, Jack Spry, and Dungeon Ducky.
Performed by Jonathan Waters, Amber Hartt, Richard Brock, Raya Kane, Sylvester Frost, Erin Bateman, Lewis Alexander Rozelyn Rader, Ellory Lane, Andrew Pond, Renée Nolen, Alfie Syme, Garrett Finlay, Jess Trepanier, Jack Smith, Anne Marie Lebeaur, Bryon Ormond, and Kat Riley
Every year some of the best in the genre get together to tell awesome stories in a combined offering. Inside this audiobook you will find action, adventure, love, lust, and intrigue.
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How does one measure the worth of a Knight? By battles won, foes slain, and kingdoms conquered? Aye, there is glory to be had in the clash of blades and the spilling of blood. But what does strength of arm mean when one is maidenless? How hollow the cries of victory, when they ring through an empty castle and echo against a cold bed? Know, then, that that the true measure of a Knight is the love of a good Maiden—Or two. Or three. Or more... You will find thirteen tales of romance, heroism, and valor.
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Mostly solid
- By Gitchel on 08-16-23
By: Jack Bryce, and others
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Shifter Girls Forever: The Complete Series Books 1-3
- A Slice of Life Adventure
- By: Michael Dalton
- Narrated by: Evan Jordan, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 21 hrs and 8 mins
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I thought I’d left my past behind for good. But when my older brother gets killed in a car accident, I’ve got to come back to take over his car-tuning business. But things are not like I remember. There’s something weird going on in Santo Domingo, something that seems connected to the city’s underground street racing scene. There’s the orange-haired mechanic at the tuning shop with the FOXGRRL license plate. There’s the strange black cat hanging around my house, and the dreams I’ve been having about a racer girl with cat ears and a tail.
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Loved it!
- By Dean Buzzell on 02-16-25
By: Michael Dalton
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Isekai Emperor Omnibus: Books 1-3
- A Light-Hearted LitRPG Base-Building Adventure
- By: Michael Dalton, Adam Lance
- Narrated by: Mandy McCullough, Christopher Harbour
- Length: 37 hrs and 59 mins
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In the magic lands of the Fae Wild, the Goblin King's virility is the lifeblood of the realm. But an insidious curse has put the kingdom on the precipice of a population panic. Enter Thomas Stone: architect, engineer, and unknowing half-blood heir to the goblin throne. Whisked away to a world where baby-making makes the world go round, Thomas finds himself in a pickle thicker than goblin stew. Birth rates are dropping faster than a fairy on a bad flight path, and it’s up to Thomas to save the fae from themselves.
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Surprised that I ended up liking the plot more than the smut.
- By Velen on 03-25-25
By: Michael Dalton, and others
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Beneath the Ashes Omnibus
- Books 1-3
- By: Misty Vixen
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet
- Length: 25 hrs and 15 mins
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Life beneath the ashes of the old world has never been easy. For Ethan, though, it was simple in Refuge. Living in a small settlement inside a big cave and carving out a life with his little community was all he had ever known. It wasn’t a happy life, but there was little joy in a post-apocalyptic subterranean nightmare besides with the people you fought to survive with. And then he lost it all in the blink of an eye.
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Favorite yet
- By Dane on 02-26-25
By: Misty Vixen
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Our Own Way
- A Slice of Life Men's Romance
- By: Misty Vixen
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings
- Length: 12 hrs and 7 mins
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Life sucks. Gabe Harris has been clued into this fact for a long time now. In his mid-twenties, life has been nothing but low paying jobs, petty power-tripping bosses, and the worst roommates mankind has to offer. Bills, debt, and misery have haunted him for his entire adult life and, to make matters worse, it feels like his dream of being a writer is dead on arrival. One fateful night, he decides to take control of his life and make his dream a reality.
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loving
- By Mark on 09-02-23
By: Misty Vixen
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Dragons & Damsels
- By: Marvin Knight, Misty Vixen, Deacon Frost, and others
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Katana Jones, Melisandre Verte, and others
- Length: 30 hrs and 18 mins
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Welcome to Dragons & Damsels! Come, come, have a seat. We have a special treat for you. Look behind me—do you see those names on the wall? Yes, I see you recognize some of them. They've given me something wondrous, wondrous indeed. Right here in this tome are tales that are meant to excite, arouse, and sate a listener's soul with action, lust, and adventure.
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Holy compilation Batman!
- By Anonymous on 03-16-23
By: Marvin Knight, and others
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Knights and Maidens
- An Epic Fantasy Anthology
- By: Jack Bryce, Marcus Sloss, Stoham Baginbott, and others
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland, Erin Bateman, Raya Kane, and others
- Length: 20 hrs and 59 mins
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How does one measure the worth of a Knight? By battles won, foes slain, and kingdoms conquered? Aye, there is glory to be had in the clash of blades and the spilling of blood. But what does strength of arm mean when one is maidenless? How hollow the cries of victory, when they ring through an empty castle and echo against a cold bed? Know, then, that that the true measure of a Knight is the love of a good Maiden—Or two. Or three. Or more... You will find thirteen tales of romance, heroism, and valor.
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Mostly solid
- By Gitchel on 08-16-23
By: Jack Bryce, and others
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Shifter Girls Forever: The Complete Series Books 1-3
- A Slice of Life Adventure
- By: Michael Dalton
- Narrated by: Evan Jordan, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 21 hrs and 8 mins
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I thought I’d left my past behind for good. But when my older brother gets killed in a car accident, I’ve got to come back to take over his car-tuning business. But things are not like I remember. There’s something weird going on in Santo Domingo, something that seems connected to the city’s underground street racing scene. There’s the orange-haired mechanic at the tuning shop with the FOXGRRL license plate. There’s the strange black cat hanging around my house, and the dreams I’ve been having about a racer girl with cat ears and a tail.
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Loved it!
- By Dean Buzzell on 02-16-25
By: Michael Dalton
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Isekai Emperor Omnibus: Books 1-3
- A Light-Hearted LitRPG Base-Building Adventure
- By: Michael Dalton, Adam Lance
- Narrated by: Mandy McCullough, Christopher Harbour
- Length: 37 hrs and 59 mins
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In the magic lands of the Fae Wild, the Goblin King's virility is the lifeblood of the realm. But an insidious curse has put the kingdom on the precipice of a population panic. Enter Thomas Stone: architect, engineer, and unknowing half-blood heir to the goblin throne. Whisked away to a world where baby-making makes the world go round, Thomas finds himself in a pickle thicker than goblin stew. Birth rates are dropping faster than a fairy on a bad flight path, and it’s up to Thomas to save the fae from themselves.
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Surprised that I ended up liking the plot more than the smut.
- By Velen on 03-25-25
By: Michael Dalton, and others
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Beneath the Ashes Omnibus
- Books 1-3
- By: Misty Vixen
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet
- Length: 25 hrs and 15 mins
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Life beneath the ashes of the old world has never been easy. For Ethan, though, it was simple in Refuge. Living in a small settlement inside a big cave and carving out a life with his little community was all he had ever known. It wasn’t a happy life, but there was little joy in a post-apocalyptic subterranean nightmare besides with the people you fought to survive with. And then he lost it all in the blink of an eye.
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Favorite yet
- By Dane on 02-26-25
By: Misty Vixen
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Our Own Way
- A Slice of Life Men's Romance
- By: Misty Vixen
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings
- Length: 12 hrs and 7 mins
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Life sucks. Gabe Harris has been clued into this fact for a long time now. In his mid-twenties, life has been nothing but low paying jobs, petty power-tripping bosses, and the worst roommates mankind has to offer. Bills, debt, and misery have haunted him for his entire adult life and, to make matters worse, it feels like his dream of being a writer is dead on arrival. One fateful night, he decides to take control of his life and make his dream a reality.
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- By Mark on 09-02-23
By: Misty Vixen
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Bikini Days
- By: Michael Dalton
- Narrated by: Zachary Zaba, Mandy McCullough
- Length: 5 hrs and 50 mins
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After a decade as a single dad, I thought I had life figured out. I put my broken heart on the shelf to raise my daughter Maddie, and watching her grow into a confident, successful woman has been reward enough. Still, life has a way of throwing curves at you—the kind of curves that will get any guy’s attention. When Maddie’s best friends Lexie and Olivia find themselves homeless after losing their apartment, there’s no question I’m going to offer them refuge. They were there for Maddie during our darkest hours, and it’s my turn to be there for them now.
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Great short Harem story!
- By DaynenMc on 12-30-23
By: Michael Dalton
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Neuro-Divergence: The Complete Series
- By: Michael Dalton
- Narrated by: Trevor Jordan, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 17 hrs and 5 mins
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I was just an anonymous clerk at a game store. Then one day a disgruntled customer ran over me and my hot co-worker Kelly—all because of an unreleased game I wouldn’t sell him. Now we’re trapped in a huge three-dimensional maze where gravity seems optional, competing in dangerous contests with a team of fellow social outcasts. And failure is often fatal. But I think I know what’s going on here. We’re gathering territory, I’m gaining strange abilities, and every contest we win adds another member to my team of hot girls. We just need get to the bottom of this maze. If only we can find it.
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You get the good with the bad
- By Bishop on 10-04-23
By: Michael Dalton
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Goblin Girls Do It Better: The Complete Trilogy
- Goblin Girls Do It Better
- By: Misty Vixen
- Narrated by: Ellory Lane
- Length: 19 hrs and 21 mins
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Lucas Mead-Slayer has seen it all. Or at least that's what he thought after over a decade of wandering the wilderness of his homeland and embracing everything it had to throw at him. He's fought terrible monsters, plundered ancient catacombs, and caught the eye of many unique and interesting adventuresses. After arguably the most harrowing situation of his life, Lucas has decided to seek out a friend in her home forest, maybe take a vacation, get away from all the craziness. Only it doesn't work out that way.
By: Misty Vixen
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Monster Girl Inn: The Complete Trilogy
- By: Misty Vixen
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Wayne Kelly
- Length: 21 hrs and 8 mins
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Victor Wolfe has roamed his country for twelve years now. Ever since leaving his tiny village to escape to a life that felt worthwhile, he has been traveling the lands, fighting battles, plundering old tombs, and bedding fierce adventuresses. It's been quite the life. But that all changes when he has an intimate encounter with a monster girl, a dryad who opens his eyes to the possibilities of pleasure that only monster girls can provide. Now he is headed north, towards the famed Hinterlands.
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Sorry good narration sucks
- By Anonymous User on 08-29-23
By: Misty Vixen
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Lakeside Cougars
- By: Misty Vixen
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet
- Length: 11 hrs and 37 mins
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Atticus Archer has finally caught a break. After years of grinding away, making little indie games and releasing them into the void with relatively little success while struggling to sustain himself on minimum wage nightmare jobs, he has finally produced a hit. And after nine solid months of work, Atticus is burned out.
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Wow a surprisingly deep age gap.
- By Posiden300 on 02-19-25
By: Misty Vixen
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Chronicles Of Empyrea Omnibus: Books 1-4
- By: Michael Dalton
- Narrated by: Byron Ormond, Kat Riley
- Length: 45 hrs and 4 mins
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I don’t know who I am. I only know what I need to be. I awoke in a tomb. I had nothing but a big sword and uncertain memories from uncertain lives. I was a great warrior who wandered this land before being killed by an ageless tyrant wizard-king. I was a warrior of a very different sort, who lived in a city of steel and glass.
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You really don't like your MC...
- By Anonymous User on 05-16-24
By: Michael Dalton
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Apocalypse Cultivator: The Complete Series
- A Cultivation Fantasy Adventure
- By: Jack Bryce
- Narrated by: Gabriel Michael, Katana Jones
- Length: 36 hrs and 59 mins
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The world is changing, and it needs a new Alpha. It needs me. I was doing well enough before the Apocalypse, but fast cars and penthouses mean nothing when the world changes into a wasteland filled with parasite-infested mutants. Now, the iron will that made me king of the boardroom is going to make me king of this new world. I am going to unlock my true power, I’m going to cultivate it, and I am going to dominate!
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This is not a book, this is porn!
- By T'jevap on 12-17-23
By: Jack Bryce
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Aycrishi Sodality
- Omnibus: Books 1-6
- By: Phil Aerix
- Narrated by: Charlie West, Summer Moon
- Length: 71 hrs and 58 mins
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I was hanging out with some buddies, doing a little caving, when everything went south. When I woke up, I was in some kind of medieval dungeon. Totally naked and in the dark. Luckily, I had a neighbor in a cell near me. One with a decidedly sexy feminine voice. When she explained to me that she was due to be executed and I was in line to be brainwashed, there was only one thing to do. We had to escape.
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good time waster and good scenes
- By Casey Owens on 06-21-24
By: Phil Aerix
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Raw: The Complete Series
- Books 1-8 + 3 Shorts
- By: Misty Vixen
- Narrated by: Katana Jones
- Length: 62 hrs and 20 mins
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No resources. No memories. No help. Jak awakens, cold and confused, on the shore of an unknown island at the beginning of a dangerous nightfall. With nothing but his name and a head drained of memory, he stumbles into the nearby forest and is quickly forced to fight for his very survival. When he meets Niri, a beautiful elf exiled from her people and left to die in the wilderness, he begins the quest to build his own tribe in a land of blood, brutality, and wild adventure.
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Fine
- By Fluffington on 05-19-24
By: Misty Vixen
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Phylomancer: The Complete Series
- A LitRPG Progression Fantasy Adventure Series
- By: Jack Bryce
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman
- Length: 21 hrs and 49 mins
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Oram's journey from average Joe to hero begins when he's transported into his favorite game. Lucky for him, he still has access to his early backer class, the Phylomancer, a mage class that learns spells and abilities by binding others to him.
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NPCs as real as Players; great fun and narration!
- By Haremsfan on 05-01-23
By: Jack Bryce
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Return of the Legendary Lord Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Marcus Sloss, Seth Pike
- Narrated by: Christopher Harbour, Mandy McCullough
- Length: 35 hrs and 31 mins
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Join the Legendary Lord as he is reborn again, this time to fight an evil God that's threatening the existence of his very land. But first he has to build his stronghold, battle monsters and get to know the beautiful Elven queen Leyathel, among others if get to know means what you think it means… However, there's a slight problem. He has no idea who he is, why he was reborn, or what he’s supposed to do. Mere trifling details that won’t stop a Legendary Lord even if it takes him a little bit to get settled into his new environment!
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great concept done well
- By Scmcmaho on 01-28-24
By: Marcus Sloss, and others
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Galaxies and Ruins
- A Sci-Fi Duology
- By: Danny Kade, Jack Porter
- Narrated by: Bryon Ormond, Kat Riley, Christopher Harbour, and others
- Length: 14 hrs and 37 mins
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Two novel-length sci-fi stories in one? Check. A mix of hot human and alien women? Check. Capable MCs who know how to get things done? Double check.
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Really good
- By bill on 10-21-24
By: Danny Kade, and others
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- A Reviewer
- 08-07-24
Actually surprisingly fun
A lot of these stories are actually surprisingly good for being so short. Of course I expected the likes of Michael Dalton and Virgil Knightley to be standouts (and they were), but other authors I haven't listened to much of before were also really fun, like Gwen Grayson and DJ Johnson among others. The stories varied from badass (Dalton) to cozy (Grayson) to actually incredibly hilarious (Knightley). Lovey Thyself by Virgil Knightley is actually one of the funniest short stories I think I've ever read/listened to. And there are loads of cameos in there, too.
Anyway, glad I spent the credit. I could actually see myself coming back to some of these if I have a couple hours to burn, like on a plane or a train.
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- DaynenMc
- 07-08-24
I love big books of short stories!
All these stories are good.
Most are great.
And 2 made me laugh out loud and make me want to listen to them again, right after.
Especially Virgil Knightley's story right in the middle. I almost pissed my pants and drove my rig off the road. 🤣
If you like spicy HaremLit, your gonna love this book.
I'm giving this book 9 out of 5 stars.
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- Anonymous reader
- 11-08-24
Can't wait for the next anthology!
As a fan of short stories, harem, and erotica this series had it all. First off, please place a warning at the front of the audiobook not to listen to Virgil Knightly while driving! It was so funny nearly drove off the highway. Enjoyed Marcus' story - nothing complex, but well written with lots of flirting and just the right level of smut for a short story. Misty Vixen's story actually scared me as I can see state enforced harem coming to the US - can't we all! D.J. Kingman's Apocalypse Girls might have been my favorite of the batch. It was quite long - bordering on novella length-- and I really wanted it to go on into a full length novel. In fact, I felt a few of these stories would have been as part of novel. Anyway, I encourage you to drop the token and pick up a copy of Bullets, Blades, and Babes!
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- Bishop
- 07-12-24
I loved it
Honey I could only find one thing and it's very nit picky and doesn’t matter but it drive nuts when the main character has to rely on someone else to know when they are tired or hungry. One book He couldn’t smell the muffens until he was told they were done. Maybe owning a bakery is not for you. It normally goes like like this " I didn’t realize I was so sleepy until so in so mentioned it" It's like they learn this in writing school.. It's stupid but makes me feel like the mc is kinda stupid.
All of these stories were pretty great. I my humor is kinda dark thanks to the Marines so I could’ve find the one mentioned in another review. I love it when the harem books have a funny character. There are a couple that was the cute kind of funny. The amount of spicy is off the charts and not a single mc acted like a 13 year old or had to have a 20 minute inner conversation trying to decide touching a boob wont kill them. A lot of writers could learn a lot from these guys and lady.
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- BiduscasMate
- 07-21-24
A good intro to various authors
This is a great intro to various works of wonderful authors.
All great authors and the stories are amazing in worldbuilding .
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- Me, not you
- 11-10-24
A (mostly) great compilation
Aside from 1 or 2 stories that I couldn't get into, and 1 of those being because I just couldn't get passed the narrator's accent and pompous tone, I really enjoyed this book! It had so many terrific stories and since it was a collection of short stories, I didn't get bored and too used to a certain style or certain characters.
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