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Katie MacAlister
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Humor and romance mix delightfully in Katie MacAlister’s New York Times best-selling novels. In this installment of the Dark Ones series, Pia is discovering that wedded bliss with a vampire is a very elusive proposition. With her hubby not trusting her, and his best friend missing, Pia finds solace in her plain old Seattle life. But that all changes when she and Kristoff are falsely implicated in crimes against vampire-kind.
Love in vein: spend some more time with the Dark Ones.©2009 Katie MacAlister (P)2010 Recorded Books, LLCListeners also enjoyed...
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Oh to be so creative, CF is a genius!
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- Reyna
- 05-22-16
The struggle was real
The plot had contradicting information from book 6. It seems like these last 2 books weren't thought out appropriately.
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- Bookish
- 01-25-11
Excellent
I really loved this one which one the suite of "Zen and the Art of Vampires " I laughted a lot the humor is just the same and the story is great! I recommend it!!
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- AMV
- 09-17-10
Good Fun
I NEED every Katie Macalister book every written on Audio, narrated by Barbara Rosenblat Please : )
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- Stacey
- 04-30-13
love the story and the characters/but tracking off
What was one of the most memorable moments of Crouching Vampire, Hidden Fang?
This has a wonderful ending
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This was very hard to listen to as she would speak at wavering speeds. It sounded very glitchy.
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- Venus
- 03-30-21
It was very funny and entertaining. I really en
It was a great read. I especially enjoyed the love story between Pie and Christ of. The supporting characters were hilarious as well. I would like to read about more plus sized, strong women who get the handsome leading men.
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- Amazon Customer
- 03-30-17
My favorite so far
I think this one is the most funny so far! On to the next one...
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- Liza
- 09-24-24
Great laugh
always enjoy the humour the sas the thrill and the storie itself. Tgank you and let them keep on coming
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- JSpivey
- 04-23-19
I love this book
I love all of the Dark One Books!! I hope there will be even more being waiting a long time!!!
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- ICU1313
- 07-30-19
I love it!!
I Enjoyed this book a lot because of the story about curvy women. We usually don't get to be the stars of any book so I was very happy about this book this one and the prior 1 loved the story line.
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- Heidi M.
- 10-28-19
faMy favorite couple
Kristoff and Pia are my all time favorite couple in a love story. I adore Katie MacAlisters writing and love the way she makes me laugh.
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