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Eirik Gumeny
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There had been twenty-two apocalypses to date. There were now four distinct variations of humanity roaming the Earth - six, if you counted the undead.
It had been suggested that there really should have been a new word to describe "the end of everything forever," but most people had stopped noticing, much less caring, after the tally hit double digits. Not to mention the failure of "forever" in living up to its potential.
The last apocalypse wasn't even considered a cataclysm by most major governments. It was just a Thursday.
Exponential Apocalypse is the tender, heart-stirring tale of crappy jobs, a slacker cult, an alcoholic Aztec god, reconstituted world leaders, werewolves, robots, and the shenanigans of multiple persons living after the twentieth-aught end of the world. Fast-paced, frenetic, funny, and frequently fond of other f-words, Exponential Apocalypse is the only book that will have you looking forward to the end of the world.
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By: Tia Williams
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American Psycho
- By: Bret Easton Ellis
- Narrated by: Pablo Schreiber
- Length: 16 hrs and 29 mins
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Patrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 1980s Manhattan. Young, handsome, and well educated, Bateman earns his fortune on Wall Street by day while spending his nights in ways we cannot begin to fathom. Expressing his true self through torture and murder, Bateman prefigures an apocalyptic horror that no society could bear to confront.
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Fanntastic book but maybe not for everyone....
- By So Fain on 03-27-11
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CRAY
- By: Darrell Hammond, Elizabeth Stein
- Narrated by: Darrell Hammond
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
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He is one of the longest-running cast members on Saturday Night Live, an American comedy genius renowned for his spot-on sendups of politicians and celebrities. But off-stage, Darrell Hammond’s life was anything but a joke. In CRAY, a special audio performance captured live onstage at Audible’s Minetta Lane Theatre, Hammond brings to life his acclaimed memoir, God, If You're Not Up There, I'm F*cked: Tales of Stand-Up, Saturday Night Live and Other Mind-Altering Mayhem.
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Thanks for sharing
- By Nickisnotgary on 09-06-24
By: Darrell Hammond, and others
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Breakfast of Champions
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: John Malkovich
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
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Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions. His recurring cast of characters and American landscape was perhaps the most controversial of his canon; it was felt by many at the time to be a disappointing successor to Slaughterhouse-Five, which had made Vonnegut's literary reputation.
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Kurt Was Right to Grade This a C
- By Dubi on 01-10-16
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
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Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
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Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
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- SerenaCeeZee
- 04-20-17
Fast and Funny
Would you listen to Exponential Apocalypse again? Why?
Oh yes, I'm sure I will as there are plenty of things I probably missed the first time through.
What was one of the most memorable moments of Exponential Apocalypse?
The "morning after" awkward conversation was hilarious and well written. Also "are we there yet?" I'm not sure why I found that part so funny, but I truly did laugh out loud at all of that.
Which character – as performed by Lee Ann Howlett – was your favorite?
She does such an excellent job with Thor!!! Her droll intonation matches exactly to how I imagine Thor to be after transitioning from the exciting life of a mystical god into an existence that lacks....a lot...of everything.
If you could take any character from Exponential Apocalypse out to dinner, who would it be and why?
It would be Thor and I would both pay and do the ordering. Answer too short, word word.
Any additional comments?
Glad I picked this up and took a chance even though it had no reviews at the time. It's a fast fun listen.
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- Joe
- 12-04-17
Douglas Adam in a Future Apocalypse?
Eirik Gumeny created Exponential Apocalypse a world of a humorous take on the apocalypse in the style of Douglas Adams. The story bounces around between 3 or 4 different stories within this 23rd apocalypse. I honestly struggled to finish this audiobook. I am a fan of post apocalypse fiction and Douglas Adam, Red Dwarf, and Hot Fuzz but for me, this just fell really flat.
The narration was provided by Lee Ann Howlett. Ms. Howlett voiced a variety of characters in this story. I may have been in the wrong mood to listen to the story but I just did not enjoy the narration, maybe it was the material for the voice actor who knows or maybe I was just being grouchy the day I listened and it affected my review.
This review copy audiobook was provided by the author/narrator/publisher free of charge via Audiobook Boom for an unbiased review.
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- Jason
- 01-04-18
Just Odd!
Odd book, had some difficulty with the narrator.
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- Dee
- 12-10-17
Good book - Bad narration
This was a great tongue-in-cheek listen on a post-apocalyptic world. The book was well-written with many humorous takes on the world and its inhabitants. It deserved a better narrator.
The narrator failed to capture the cadence and the lilt needed to make this book work as an audiobook. I stopped listening and went to the Kindle version.
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- Daniel O.
- 12-20-17
Interesting story and world - Maybe read first?
I really liked this story and the setting it took place in. There was a silliness to it that had a kind of Terry Pratchett / Neil Gaiman / Adam Douglas feel to it (definitely a good thing). My only complaint here is that some of the character narration felt a bit repetitious, e.g., repeating a characters name what felt like every sentence at times. I'm not sure if it was just me or maybe because of how they were voiced but there were a number of times i couldn't help but think "how many times are we going to hear so and so's name?"
On the narration front it was difficult to listen to at times. Part of it may have been the editing, i.e. the dialog felt a bit clipped at times, especially when the conversation switched between certain characters. It kind of felt like the recording was done at different times per 'character' and then were edited together (sometimes poorly). From the performer side (Lee Ann Howlett) I could not stand Thor's voice (sorry). Most of the other character narration was good but some characters did not feel right (for me).
Overall, i'd say this is worth a try. Definitely worth a read and worth a listen if you are flexible with your narrator style.
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
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- willee
- 12-04-17
Demented Post Apocalypse
I did not think I would enjoy this book as much as I did; it was laugh out loud in many parts. It is not your typical post –apocalyptic book, it not only contains walking and talking zombies, robots, fallen gods, drones, werewolves, few humans, you name it their there. You will notice the take on some of the characters fiction and real. My favorite part was the doctor. Recommend if you want a different laugh. I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review. Thank you!
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-06-17
good book
author has a great sense of humour, fun plotline and as this is my first audiobook I'm impressed with this book
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- TU
- 12-27-17
ironically funny, but probably a better read
I was given this free review copy audio book at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
So, this was both a hit and a miss for me. I liked the satirical, snarky feel of the story. I liked that there had been so many apocalypses that people took them in stride. It very much had a British humor feel to it, with the dry sarcasm. That being said, I was rather disappointed in the narrator, though, as the sound quality wasn't great, and she had a monotone delivery throughout the book. I can give her some ground, as that was probably on purpose for the style of story, but it just missed the mark for me. I think this one would be much better to read.
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- Amazon Customer
- 12-02-17
unique story
I received this book free from Belfast, the author and publisher in exchange for by unbiased options. It is a strange book, but pretty entertaining. I enjoyed it. the narrator could be better. but all in all a good book
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- Lomeraniel
- 01-16-18
The narration killed this book
Sadly I expected much more from this book. I liked the premises, the world had so many apocalypses that one more is just routine. The book is written in a satirical tone that I expected to make me chuckle, but for some reason I didn’t care much for it. I just didn’t get all the jokes, and the fact that even gods “returned” to Earth was a bit ridiculous. I also didn’t buy all the different races that populated the planet.
I also had issues connecting to the characters, and didn’t really care for them.
I think one of my main issues was the narration. I probably could have finished the book if it was at least okay. The narration was delivered in a monotone tone with changes or inflections. I am not sure if it was intended, but it just didn’t work for me. I also didn’t notice any clear difference between characters, and this contributed to the fact that they were not very developed.
As I’ve said, the premises were interesting, but the execution and narration ruined the book for me. I would only recommend this book to people into satirical books, and I would only recommend reading it, not listening to it.
I received a copy of this book in audio format from the narrator in exchange for an honest review.
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