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Robyn Peterman
About this listen
Being an undead princess comes with baggage. And unfortunately, it’s not Prada.
Getting shredded in the Daily Fang, The Bloody Times, and The National Dhampir is par for the course in the life of a royal Vampyre - especially mine. However, that’s nothing compared to the shitshow unfolding in my life.
My nightmares are coming true.
Satan is throwing fits about changing diapers.
The Baby Demons are full of cryptic messages.
Martha and Jane have a sphincter obsession.
There’s a half-naked Demon in my closet with a mouth as foul as mine.
On top of all that, we’re hosting Demon-hating royal houseguests.
Oh, and did I mention the Vampyre-eating Zombies on the West Coast?
With Ethan by my side, along with new friends and a few well-hidden enemies, it’s time to adjust my crown, put a few Vampyres in their place, and kick some Zombie butt.
I’m dead.
Life is still good.
I have unconditional love.
And on most days, when I’m not covered in Zombie guts, I’m wildly fashionable.
Fashionably dead, that is, and loving it.
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It should have been an easy task for a skilled mercenary like Rybet Waise. Simply break into the royal palace, and rescue her friend from the executioner’s block. But when Rybet accidentally qualifies for the Trials, she finds herself with little choice but to see them through. A thin veil of etiquette, elegance, and glamour hides the true nature of the Trials. Behind closed doors, they are brutal and bloody, and to fail means to forfeit her life. Thrust into the limelight and forced to compete with the Kingdom’s elite sweethearts, unlikely allies emerge and bonds are formed.
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So glad I went for it!
- By Ashley Mann on 07-19-20
By: Tate James
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Shark's Edge
- Shark's Edge, Book 1
- By: Angel Payne, Victoria Blue
- Narrated by: Jacob Morgan, Erin Mallon
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
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Sebastian Shark is on the verge of realizing his dream. The Edge - the most luxurious Los Angeles skyscraper ever conceived - will be his legacy, an icon to dominate LA’s skyline just as Shark dominates its boardrooms. Self-made businesswoman Abbigail Gibson is on a trajectory toward massive success, but to get there, she must navigate the egos of her demanding clients - particularly the driven and obstinate Shark, who possesses the special talent of aggravating and arousing her within the same breath.
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A great start to a classic Contemporary Romance
- By Carey Sabala on 12-12-19
By: Angel Payne, and others
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Team A.L.P.H.A. Books 1-4
- Team ALPHA Bundle, Book 1
- By: Susi Hawke, Crista Crown
- Narrated by: Colin Darcy
- Length: 20 hrs and 7 mins
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Team A.L.P.H.A. is an mpreg wolf shifter series full of protective alphas, side splitting moments of laughter, dangerous missions, pregnancy, babies, and endless feels. Grabbed, Taken, Struck and Hacked. Included with the first four stories of this series are four brand new epilogues, for more of your favorite team's crazy antics!
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Robo narrator , did not really enjoy Colin Darcy
- By longtime customer on 07-02-20
By: Susi Hawke, and others
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Heartless
- The Privileged of Pembroke High, Book 1
- By: Ivy Fox
- Narrated by: Laurie Winkel, Jeremy York
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
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They saw me for the girl I am and the person I yearn to become one day - a woman who thrives in her freedom and dances away in her rightfully earned independence. The love we shared for each other was probably the only miracle I would be granted in this life, and I knew they felt the same. Or so I thought. Everything I held dear has been robbed from me, and I’ve been a victim of theft too many times to mention. I will not have them steal my pride. They can keep my heart, for all I care. The day they became my stepbrothers, it stopped working anyway.
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Great narration. story was just above average
- By Sonia4479 on 09-25-20
By: Ivy Fox
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Mortality Bites: Publisher's Pack
- By: Ramy Vance
- Narrated by: Candace Thaxton
- Length: 12 hrs and 9 mins
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Katrina Darling’s only real friend has been murdered. And not just murdered - ritually sacrificed by a serial killer. Kat is sure more death will follow. She should know...she used to be the monster plunging the blade in. Trouble is, after 300 years of being a vampire, Kat has forgotten what it means to be human. One thing she does remember is that friends matter. Now she's determined to find whoever - or whatever - killed her friend before more victims surface. But just as the hunt begins, a mysterious young man discovers exactly what she was.
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Ugh
- By MsNing on 05-12-22
By: Ramy Vance
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Cruel Prince
- Royal Hearts Academy, Book 1
- By: Ashley Jade
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Lila Winters
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
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I never thought I'd step foot in Royal Manor again. But four years later, here I am...back to finish my senior year at Royal Hearts Academy. And forced to face Jace Covington. My first friend. First crush. First kiss. The one I left behind. Only - he isn't the same boy I gave my heart to. This new Jace is as cruel as he is gorgeous. And he's determined to make my life a living hell. Along with the rest of his glorified family and crew of tyrants. They expect me to worship the ground they walk on like everyone else, but I'd rather eat dirt.
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First time for this author and am well pleased
- By C. Y. on 07-07-20
By: Ashley Jade
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Royal Series 1
- The Royal Treatment
- By: MaryJanice Davidson
- Narrated by: Piper Goodeve
- Length: 6 hrs and 49 mins
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In a world nearly identical to ours, the North won the Civil War, Ben Affleck is the sexiest man alive, and Russia never sold Alaska to the US. Instead, Alaska is a rough, beautiful country ruled by a famously eccentric royal family, and urgently in need of a bride for the crown prince. But they have no idea what they're in for when they offer the job to a feisty commoner, a girl who's going to need...The Royal Treatment.
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Exceptional
- By Amazon Customer on 03-12-20
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The Dark Ones
- Dark Ones Saga, Book 1
- By: Rachel Van Dyken
- Narrated by: Chris Chambers, Hollie Jackson
- Length: 7 hrs and 1 min
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To touch a Dark One is death. To talk to an immortal is suicide. Yet, I've been marked by both. A Vampire. And the King of the immortals. My life is no longer my own. And now I know the truth, my life was never mine to begin with. It was theirs.
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Wow. Just, wow.
- By Colleen on 08-28-18
By: Rachel Van Dyken
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FOLD
- Complicated Parts Trilogy, Book One
- By: Ashley Jade
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Melissa Moran
- Length: 7 hrs and 4 mins
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They say everyone has either an addiction, obsession, or weakness in this world. Something that can penetrate you down to the core and influence you in a way nothing else can. I have all three. One happens to be her. Kit Bishop is in my veins. But unfortunately for me, she's the drug I'll never be able to indulge in and the high I can't chase. Because I'm a liar. A thief. And I've destroyed everything that's ever been mine.
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🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟5 Beautiful Stars
- By xxBooksILovexx on 01-31-21
By: Ashley Jade
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Nori's Delta
- Delta Team Three, Book 1
- By: Lori Ryan
- Narrated by: Adam Gold, Brooke Hayden
- Length: 5 hrs and 28 mins
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Delta Operative Heath “Woof” Davis has spent years living on the edge. Protecting a State Department official is just another assignment, until he discovers that Eleanor Bonham is Nori Duncan, the one that got away. He can protect her from enemy forces in the Republic of Kazarus, but can he defend his heart from the woman who used to be his everything.
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Nori's Delta
- By Cathy Reams on 09-04-21
By: Lori Ryan
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The Fall of Legend
- Legend Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Meghan March
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Joe Arden
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
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We come from two different worlds. I’m from the streets. She might as well live in an ivory tower. I made my living with my fists. I doubt she could even throw a punch. Our paths never should have crossed. We never should have met. That doesn’t change the facts. I would sell my soul to taste those red lips. Fight the devil himself to hear her laugh. Burn in hell to have a single night. Scarlett Priest shouldn’t even know men like me exist, but sometimes temptation is stronger than will. If this is how I go down, it’ll be worth every second of the fall.
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Let me tell you...
- By Cami Cole on 01-13-20
By: Meghan March
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Goddess with a Blade
- By: Lauren Dane
- Narrated by: Eve Bianco
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
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Rowan Summerwaite is no ordinary woman. Physical vessel to the Celtic goddess Brigid and raised by the leader of the Vampire Nation, she's a supercharged hunter with the power to slay any vampire who violates the age-old treaty. A recent string of murders has her at odds with Las Vegas's new Scion, the arrogant and powerful Clive Stewart. The killings have the mark of Vampire all over them, and Rowan warns Clive to keep his people in line - or she'll mete out her own brand of justice.
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Average
- By Leesa on 03-26-13
By: Lauren Dane
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The Magician's Brother
- The Magician's Brother, Book 1
- By: HDA Roberts
- Narrated by: Kevin Kemp
- Length: 12 hrs and 22 mins
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My twin brother is a Wizard and thinks he's the only magician in the family. It's actually a little funny that he hasn't suspected anything different over the last 17 years - with my constantly need to keep his idiot face out of danger and stupidity - but that's not today's problem. You see, someone's trying to kill him.
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I don't understand the positive reviews
- By Christopher on 06-24-22
By: HDA Roberts
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Royal Watch
- Royal Watch, Book 1
- By: Stacey Marie Brown
- Narrated by: Samantha Hydeson
- Length: 9 hrs
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As a lowly Baron’s daughter, I sit on the outskirts of the noble circle, watching the royal family from afar: exactly where I’d rather be. To me, that world was anything but magical or fantasy. While their lives were under a relentless microscope, controlled by traditions and expectations, I was the girl dreaming about becoming a veterinarian and surrounding myself with animals instead of people. A wallflower who suddenly bloomed, I somehow nabbed the attention of the arrogant, but undeniably handsome, Theodore Alexander Philip Robert David Livingston, Prince of Great Victoria.
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A turtle stomping through peanut butter is faster
- By RomancedNLoved on 05-09-22
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- Teresa Rodriguez
- 03-07-21
Loved it!
This is the most entertaining and hilarious series I have ever read! The books get better and better! I truly hope the author continues to add to the series. Her writing will have you laughing out loud! Thanks again for this new addition to an outstanding series!
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- Anonymous User
- 03-12-21
AmazBalls!!!
I love this series it’s hilarious and so creative. I’m so looking forward to Samuels story. I love the narrator she does an amazing job. I hate when a great story is read by a terrible narrator I just don’t get the point but excellent choice keeping the same narrator from the first book. Can’t wait for the next book.
Highly recommended
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- Heidi 3
- 02-18-21
It was a dark and stormy night 🤣 BUY IT!!!
Oops she did it again! Another 5 star book for my library. Slap my rump and call me Mary hilarious, heart warming and charming. Just like all her other books this one had me cracking up until my sides hurt and my husband and kids are looking at me funny. Astrid and most of the gang are back and fabulous. 3 siblings come and join the crew and I can't wait for the book that it's promising by the end of this book. Needless to say my gal pals and I have a new game that came from this book.
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- Nicole
- 02-10-21
I love Robyn Peterman's Snark!
If you are looking to roll on the floor laughing, this series is for you! They keep getting better!
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- Laura
- 02-24-21
Loved it!
The narrator, Jessica Almasy is fabulous!! The variety of voices and inflections that she uses are amazing!! I absolutely loved it! The characters, especially Levi had me laughing out loud. The shenanigans that Astrid and Ethan find are hilarious. Great book to escape reality for a day. If you enjoy the paranormal world especially vampires then consider giving this series a try.
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- Biggs_bookshelf
- 02-18-21
Just what I needed!
I found this series this summer and I have never been more thankful. Every book is hilarious and this one is I exception! A foul mouthed Astrid alway winging it but after a crazy nightmare she’s on edge! Things don’t improve with a half baked man shows up in her room and is as smart mouth and sarcastic as her! Sent from Satan to help she’s frustrated. With other royals coming she a hot mess. I love these characters! Levi and Anastasia are new favorites for though! They are so much fun. I can’t tell you much because I refuse to give away the story line but if you are in need of a crazy inappropriate but totally foul mouthed and hilarious read this will not let you down. I have both read and listened to the book and listening makes this book that much better because the narrator does a banging job with all her characters and their accents and emotional dialogue. She’s unbelievably amazing. !
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- Trudy
- 08-10-21
This series just keeps getting better!
Astrid at her crazy, outlandish and insane best! Just when you thought this series couldn’t get any better it does! As she gains strength she seems to also gain love ones and they just keep getting better too! I am soooo not looking forward to the end of this series! I want it to last forever!!!
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- Steph
- 03-03-21
Fashionably Dead and Loving It
Love Astrid and Ethan! Hilarious and fun as always. I can't believe we are up to book 14 in the series. I love listening abs reading the stories to relax. The story is lighthearted and witty!
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- Lisa Costner
- 02-16-21
Cant write them fast enough
This is top of my favorite series hands down. I know there are 1 or 3 not on audible yet (novellas) and hoping they make it soon with Jessica A narrating of course - there are so many great authors and series, books, etc I read almost all genres averaging about 5 books a week not just audible but have a library as well. You can’t beat the whiplash quick wit (well, as a reader it seems quick, as a writer you have time) of Robyn’s mind, the humor, sex, mystery/suspense, and characters are always just the right amount mixed together, that’s her talent. I wish there were more coming out in a 12 month period, like at least 1 a quarter ;-) but I know that’s not always realistic.
Jessica is the perfect narrator for this series as she knows how to deliver lines written a certain way, I can’t imagine Astrids voice being another way.
If you haven’t tried this series, I’m envious you get to start from the beginning and binge - I’ve already gone through them several times!!!
Patiently waiting for more.....Lisa
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- Lori Crippen
- 01-27-24
Fanfreakentastic!!!
Another brilliant, hilarious, exciting book by Robyn
! Loved every book so far in the series. She never disappoints.
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