Headpats After Dark
A cozy yandere romcom for men who like crazy vampire women
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Narrated by:
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Raya Kane
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Richard Brock
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By:
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Virgil Knightley
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She's the most beautiful woman he's ever met. She's also his archnemesis.
It would be an understatement to call Trevon Beaumont an accomplished monster slayer. He's traversed the European countryside upholding the legacy of his clan one completed mission at a time for the whole of his adult life. Now he's on his most perilous quest yet: slay the cruel but beautiful Countess Dracula.
Just as the two of them seem ready to conclude their final battle, however, an unexpected act of betrayal sends them hurtling together through time—bloodbonding them, thus entwining their fates. Reappearing in the twenty-first century, they must get jobs and find a place to stay while they decide how best to proceed now that they are unable to continue their battle to the death.
But when Dracula rapidly develops a romantic obsession for Trevon, things get complicated. Even worse, Trevon's forced proximity to the queen of all creatures of the night means that his own self-control is constantly tested. What will become of their budding relationship? Will it be hot?
Headpats After Dark is a wholesome yandere romantic comedy written for men who enjoy the trope of obsessive women with a few screws loose. This is a work of fiction. If your significant other acts like Dracula does in this novel, those are red flags, people. Take heed.
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A great new twist on the “alien conspiracy” genre
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- Nemesis
- 11-21-23
Razor-sharp writing!
"Headpats After Dark" by Virgil Knightley, narrated by Raya Kane and Richard Brock, weaves a wonderful tale of monster slayer Trevon and the beautiful yet deadly Countess Dracula. The writing is razor-sharp, and the narrators breathe life into this unexpected romance. A thrilling fantasy with a splash of yandere charm, it's a bite-sized adventure that'll leave you craving more.
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- Disneysingalongs
- 12-12-24
Good overall!
Great story, loved just about everything besides a few side characters here and there. Check it out!
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- James
- 11-25-23
surprisingly fun
the voice actors were amazing. I think I am a fan of them both now.
the story was very fun to listen to and was fairly comical at certain points.
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- Andrew
- 01-26-24
Wow
Our boy knocks it out of the park again! Hurry up! We need the rest released!
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- westrner
- 01-05-24
super fun
it is a fun, well done story. worth a credit for sure. wish there was more.
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- Ross friedman
- 12-08-23
as roaring and well taught. I love how to turned out
When I first saw it, I thought it was an another easy eyebook but it actually turned out better than I thought. I loved to stop of Trevor and the yarney of live typewriters. And how the book ended. I loved it in felt very awesome. I would like to listen to More books like this. And I give this book ten l ten
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- Badhon
- 05-19-24
Extremely fun
This one was a light hearted story that was more enjoyable than I thought. The VA’s did a great job here. Hoping to continue this on to the next book.
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- Harry Vass
- 09-28-24
goofy fun
story didn't really stand out but the writing,voice over work and directing was hilarious
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- Vinnie
- 10-27-24
Great listen, but not for me.
I am very picky when it comes to books/audios so keep that in mind with my review. VA was great, story was ok, but both were absolutely just not for me. Right off the bat there is chemistry and very quickly blossoms, I prefer a slow burn that takes its time to develop its characters. Might click for you might not, at least give it a try.
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- DaynenMc
- 12-08-23
Crazy is right.
This is a good story but not my cup of tea.
Jealousy is such an anathema to me that it's hard to enjoy a story about it. It seems like such a childish selfish emotion that people eventually grow out of as they mature.
This vampire character is definitely the one for it but it just makes no sense to me.
But this book is well written and very entertaining.
So if you like Knightley's work, like I do, and you like crazy vampire girls you're going to like this book.
I give it 6 stars out of 5.
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