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CC Thompson
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M.E. Thorne
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Haunted swamps, conniving conmen, and evil mirror universes—how is a guy supposed to get anything done around the house?
With the advent of the System, I might have been able to make my lifelong dream of becoming a mighty wizard and owning a mystical lair come true, but it hasn’t been easy. Between murderous cults, power-hunger adventurers, and now a missing cornerstone, I’ve had my work cut out for me.
Finding what was stolen will require me to delve deep into the secrets of my hometown, including the enigmatic Order of Stone. But with a spidery scholar, a talented blacksmith, and my ghostly familiar by my side, we’ll get to the bottom of the mystery. Heck, I might even find time to take my newest resident—an ice-cold dryad—out on a date.
Dire schemes are underway, threatening not just my lair but all of Ashling Grove. Only by unraveling the cursed history of my lair will I stand a chance of stopping them in time.
Do wizards who purchase condos have to put up with this kind of crap?
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Pretty good story. I enjoyed it
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Good, but very derivative towards the end
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- Niklas
- 01-02-25
Great series
Great series but bad sound control. The male voices was great volume loud and clear but most of the female voices were to low volume. It was hard to hear some times. But when the ghost lady suddenly said something it was a bit to loud. It would be great if you guys could work on that for the next book.
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