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Jeanette Illidge
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Django Wexler
About this listen
Groundhog Day meets Guardians of the Galaxy in Django Wexler’s laugh-out-loud fantasy tale about a young woman who, tired of defending humanity from the Dark Lord, decides to become the Dark Lord herself.
Davi has done this all before. She’s tried to be the hero and take down the all-powerful Dark Lord. A hundred times she’s rallied humanity and made the final charge. But the time loop always gets her in the end. Sometimes she’s killed quickly. Sometimes it takes a while. But she’s been defeated every time.
This time? She’s done being the hero and done being stuck in this endless time loop. If the Dark Lord always wins, then maybe that’s who she needs to be. It’s Davi’s turn to play on the winning side.
Burningblade & Silvereye
Ashes of the Sun
Blood of the Chosen
Emperor of Ruin
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Critic reviews
“All hail Dark Lord Davi! How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying is outrageously fun, filled with campy humor, action and unexpected warm-heartedness. I grinned from the first page to the last.”—Fonda Lee, author of Jade City
"Wickedly sharp, funny, and raunchy. Wexler delights in punching holes in the beloved cliches of fantasy, and I adore this. If you ever thought: if I was the villain, I'd actually be smart about things, then this is the book for you."—Jenn Lyons, author of The Ruin of Kings
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A few minutes ago, Meghan Moretti's biggest concern was getting the kids' athletic clothes washed in time for practice this evening. Now, it seems that Earth has been forced into participating in some high-stakes intergalactic reality television. All electrical wiring has been slagged, and most combustibles neutralized. Some kind of evil space rodents are appearing on the front lawn, too.
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just eating no review here.
- By Cory A. Marshall on 04-03-23
By: Erin Ampersand
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A Girl from Nowhere
- The Firewall Trilogy, Book 1
- By: James Maxwell
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 12 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Life in the wasteland is a constant struggle. No one knows it better than Taimin. Crippled, and with only his indomitable aunt to protect him, Taimin must learn to survive in a world scorched by two suns and frequented by raiders. But when Taimin discovers his homestead ransacked and his aunt killed, he sets off with one mission: to seek revenge against those who stole everything. With nowhere to call home, his hunt soon takes a turn when he meets a mystic, Selena, who convinces him to join her search for the fabled white city.
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YA Book
- By John on 06-08-20
By: James Maxwell
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Elemental Mastery Omnibus, Books 1-3
- By: DB. King
- Narrated by: Alex Perone
- Length: 39 hrs and 55 mins
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For all his twenty-one years, Zephyr has been a cultivator of the Carefree Path and a martial artist. He always assumed he would take the vows and become a monk, but his plans are thrown to the wind when he receives a letter from the Grand Sage to attend the Schools of Elemental Magic. Gifted with the system known as the Codex of Ascension, Zephyr intends to master the various elements in record-breaking time. Alongside two other students who bear mysteriously similar origins, his school year promises to be more than he could have ever imagined.
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Okay for a long road trip
- By Sailfish on 01-05-25
By: DB. King
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Glory Lane
- By: Alan Dean Foster
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese
- Length: 7 hrs and 28 mins
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It's just another boring late night in Albuquerque, New Mexico, for Seeth, a disillusioned punk rocker with too much time on his hands and too little money. That is, until he heads to a bowling alley and runs into Kerwin, a geeky graduate student who's there doing research for a sociology assignment. While trying to distract Kerwin from his scholarly pursuits, Seeth notices two burly cops trying to unlawfully arrest a lone bowler, and for laughs, he jumps in to save him.
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Sorry I went for the re-read
- By Kristi on 02-28-25
By: Alan Dean Foster
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Industrial Strength Magic
- By: Macronomicon
- Narrated by: Steve Campbell, Jeff Hays, Annie Ellicott, and others
- Length: 24 hrs and 2 mins
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Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain in the most superhero riddled city in the world, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's got no talent for magic, and not a scrap of superpowers to his name. When The System boots and unlocks his powers, it forces him to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother... Maybe there's a way he can do both...
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Childish. Trite. A mediocre YA story
- By Jacob on 08-28-24
By: Macronomicon
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Damsel
- By: Evelyn Skye
- Narrated by: Imani Jade Powers
- Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins
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Elodie never dreamed of a lavish palace or a handsome prince. Growing up in the famine-stricken realm of Inophe, her deepest wish was to help her people survive each winter. So when a representative from a rich, reclusive kingdom offers her family enough wealth to save Inophe in exchange for Elodie’s hand in marriage, she accepts without hesitation. Swept away to the glistening kingdom of Aurea, Elodie is quickly taken in by the beauty of the realm—and of her betrothed, Prince Henry.
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This is my 10th time listening to this audiobook.
- By KiJea on 08-15-24
By: Evelyn Skye
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Demon Core: A Dungeon-Core LitRPG
- Demon Core, Book 1
- By: D. M. Rhodes, Razzmatazz
- Narrated by: Armen Taylor
- Length: 11 hrs and 46 mins
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After the death of his beloved mother, Swain is left at the mercy of his drunken father. His only respite from all the beatings and abuse lies in the words he scribbles down, seeking beauty in an ugly world through poetry. He has no friends until one day he meets a girl near his mother's grave. A restless spirit who calls herself Goose, over the years she encourages Swain's creativity, eventually helping him tap into a magical ability he never knew he possessed: a dark energy entwined with his despair, fueled by his anger, and controlled by his poetic verse.
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Fantastic Narrator
- By Rysterc99 on 11-16-23
By: D. M. Rhodes, and others
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Demon Card Enforcer
- A Deck-Building LitRPG (The Cerberus Cards, Book 1)
- By: John Stovall
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James, Jeff Hays, Tiana Camacho
- Length: 11 hrs and 36 mins
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It’s Drop Night, the one night every decade when the gods hand out cards to a lucky few. If you get a deck, you’re a deckbearer capable of wondrous feats within the Great Game system. You can control powerful monsters and summon mantles that let you fight alongside your beasts. Ethan Wolfe, top enforcer for the Grimm family mob, has already been overlooked on two previous Drop Nights. People of his ilk seldom receive cards, as the gods tend to favor people who follow their divine mandates, but that doesn’t mean Wolfe can’t hope.
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an excellent play on cards
- By Tiffany Clark on 11-15-24
By: John Stovall
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Deadlands Druid
- The Sylvan Cycle Series, Book 1
- By: M.D. Massey
- Narrated by: Steven Barnett
- Length: 10 hrs and 29 mins
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If I’m to restore the druids to their former glory, I’ll need a safe place to train my recruits. Ideally, someplace where they won’t get curb-stomped by the gods. I can’t think of a better place to hide out than an alternate timeline where the gods and fae are too busy fighting a civil war to bother with little old me. So, it’s time to head back, settle old scores, clear the alternate timeline Earth of the undead, and plant some new druid groves.
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consistent excellence
- By Richard Ceasor on 11-25-23
By: M.D. Massey
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Mihalis
- Valens Heritage, Book 1
- By: Jan Stryvant
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 9 hrs
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Twenty years ago, his father saved the world. Or so the history books will probably say once someone gets around to writing them. All Mihalis knows is the world he has been raised into. It's not a bad world, as things ago, he has a big and loving family, but there is the ongoing "war" that promises to be on-going for a good many years to come. Raised to the blade by his mother, and taught not only her ways as well as a good many of the ways of her people, but also the ways of his father's other wives, as well as the ways of his magic, Mihalis has had a very thorough education.
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A solid new entry, but held back somewhat..
- By moze on 06-22-22
By: Jan Stryvant
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The Free Bastards
- The Lot Lands
- By: Jonathan French
- Narrated by: Will Damron
- Length: 20 hrs and 38 mins
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War has come to the Lot Lands—and Oats stands upon the frontline. The Hisparthan armies on the horizon are mighty, bolstered by divine champions, dread sorcerers, and gunpowder. It’s almost more than the half-orc rebellion can hope to repel.
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Fun Series
- By Jose on 10-14-21
By: Jonathan French
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Monarch: A Prince Out of Time
- Monarch, Book 1
- By: J. McCoy, Eligos
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 22 hrs and 3 mins
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It’s hard to be a drunken idiot when the world keeps burning down around you. Cairn, the charming-yet-utterly-irresponsible heir to the Uskarrion throne, is all too happy to toss the crown aside. But an invasion, conspiracy, and rise of a terrifying villain result in his untimely death. Then, Cairn reawakens. It's a decade earlier, and he's in his childhood body. But he remembers everything...there's much to accomplish. First, however, he'd really love to stop himself from dying.
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Multi-Reborn
- By Francisco on 04-24-22
By: J. McCoy, and others
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The Beautiful Thing That Awaits Us All
- Stories
- By: Laird Barron
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 12 hrs and 15 mins
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Over the course of two award-winning collections and a critically acclaimed novel, The Croning, Laird Barron has arisen as one of the strongest and most original literary voices in modern horror and the dark fantastic. Melding supernatural horror with hardboiled noir, espionage, and a scientific backbone, Barron's stories have garnered critical acclaim and have been reprinted in numerous year's best anthologies and nominated for multiple awards, including the Crawford, International Horror Guild, Shirley Jackson, Theodore Sturgeon, and World Fantasy awards.
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Not happy. Beautiful.
- By lf on 04-14-20
By: Laird Barron
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- E. M. Pilgrim
- 05-24-24
Well Written LitRPG
I'll admit I was a bit disappointed with the book. Overall, it's a better than average LitRPG-type story. The main character Davi can be rather annoying--and the one thing that didn't make sense to me is Davi estimates that she's 1000 years old after all the re-boots, but she continues to speak in modern colloquialisms/references even though she certainly knows no one will understand them.
Parts of it were a little slow, but the last third of the book redeems the story.
I was excited for this book based on reviews on Booktok, but it's not my favorite work by this author (Well of Sorcery holds that spot).
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- Gabriella
- 08-20-24
humor
It was ridiculously funny, the writing, the delivery, *chef's kiss*If you like dark sarcastic humor then this is for you.
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- swyrlgirl
- 08-29-24
So Good
to be bad! This is a snark, action-packed adventure with an awesome female MC! She's dying to be the the Dark Lord and it's so much FUN! The reader was PERFECT and I hope this is only the first book about our "hero"! Will definitely re-read this new classic.
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- Rayac4750
- 01-27-25
A wild ride
Didn’t really know what to expect, but was not left disappointed. Can’t wait for the next book.
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- Sam
- 11-28-24
Manic Pixie Meme Girl goes places.
The Good: An excellent premise for a litrpg/prog-fantasy story. Despite the cheapened consequences of death, the stakes stay high. There is an endearing cast of supporting characters, and they are handled well IMO, save for one notable exception. The narrator is absolutely amazing. Bi representation is nice.
The Bad: The book makes use of cutaways, similar to the annotations in Pratchett's Discworld series, but they are used poorly, and far too often. Half the time they're used to argue with a hypothetically cynical reader. This continues outside of these cuts as well, becoming tedious and breaking the flow of the story to no real benefit. Maybe because of this, there's an unreality throughout the story that stretches the suspension of disbelief to breaking, with minimal payout. In other words, it's not as funny as Deadpool.
The Iffy: Much of the humor references memes and pop culture, from Rick Astley to World of Warcraft. Maybe a bit too much Warcraft, honestly. The rest of the humor is either poop jokes, sex jokes, or gore jokes. This is at its worst at the very beginning, where the protagonist is in full "Tumblr Meme Compilation" mode, with very little else to hold on to. She's also frighteningly horny, and while I appreciate a sex-positive protag, the way her relationships are handled gets frustrating at times, with few consequences on her end.
Overall: An entertaining read if you can get to chapter 3. Despite the darker subjects, the theme is more about new experiences, which makes the book feel almost like a cozy litrpg. Pick it up if you're chronically online or if you like unhinged nerdy girls.
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- TrueGrey
- 04-01-25
Quick, Modern, Engaging, and Creative
It's everything I wanted a time loop fantasy villain arc to be. there's something about natural language and orcs dropping f bombs that's weirdly charming
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- Sam
- 06-15-24
Pick it up for the comedy and stayed for the surprisingly solid characters
Very campy and on the nose but ended up really loving the characters like I feel like I could keep reading forever about Davi’s adventures. Very fun and lighthearted read
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- Ashley M.
- 06-26-24
SO Fun—Love this Book!
I absolutely love this character, the story, the narrator—all of it. Fun references to other fantasy rpg stuff and pop culture, though still original. Cannot wait for the next in the series!
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-03-24
Wonderful book
Really funny, snarky read. I laughed a lot! Wish I could read it again for the first time. Highly recommend!
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- Anonymous User
- 08-05-24
Oh Pansexual Davi
It is good. Try it. What do you have to lose?twelve…eleven….ten….nine
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