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Django Wexler
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Groundhog Day meets Guardians of the Galaxy in Django Wexler’s laugh-out-loud fantasy tale about a young woman who, tired of defending humanity from the Dark Lord, decides to become the Dark Lord herself.
Davi has done this all before. She’s tried to be the hero and take down the all-powerful Dark Lord. A hundred times she’s rallied humanity and made the final charge. But the time loop always gets her in the end. Sometimes she’s killed quickly. Sometimes it takes a while. But she’s been defeated every time.
This time? She’s done being the hero and done being stuck in this endless time loop. If the Dark Lord always wins, then maybe that’s who she needs to be. It’s Davi’s turn to play on the winning side.
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“All hail Dark Lord Davi! How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying is outrageously fun, filled with campy humor, action and unexpected warm-heartedness. I grinned from the first page to the last.”—Fonda Lee, author of Jade City
"Wickedly sharp, funny, and raunchy. Wexler delights in punching holes in the beloved cliches of fantasy, and I adore this. If you ever thought: if I was the villain, I'd actually be smart about things, then this is the book for you."—Jenn Lyons, author of The Ruin of Kings
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it did a good job keep me listening but disappointed at the ending
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- Sam
- 11-28-24
Manic Pixie Meme Girl goes places.
The Good: An excellent premise for a litrpg/prog-fantasy story. Despite the cheapened consequences of death, the stakes stay high. There is an endearing cast of supporting characters, and they are handled well IMO, save for one notable exception. The narrator is absolutely amazing. Bi representation is nice.
The Bad: The book makes use of cutaways, similar to the annotations in Pratchett's Discworld series, but they are used poorly, and far too often. Half the time they're used to argue with a hypothetically cynical reader. This continues outside of these cuts as well, becoming tedious and breaking the flow of the story to no real benefit. Maybe because of this, there's an unreality throughout the story that stretches the suspension of disbelief to breaking, with minimal payout. In other words, it's not as funny as Deadpool.
The Iffy: Much of the humor references memes and pop culture, from Rick Astley to World of Warcraft. Maybe a bit too much Warcraft, honestly. The rest of the humor is either poop jokes, sex jokes, or gore jokes. This is at its worst at the very beginning, where the protagonist is in full "Tumblr Meme Compilation" mode, with very little else to hold on to. She's also frighteningly horny, and while I appreciate a sex-positive protag, the way her relationships are handled gets frustrating at times, with few consequences on her end.
Overall: An entertaining read if you can get to chapter 3. Despite the darker subjects, the theme is more about new experiences, which makes the book feel almost like a cozy litrpg. Pick it up if you're chronically online or if you like unhinged nerdy girls.
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- E. M. Pilgrim
- 05-24-24
Well Written LitRPG
I'll admit I was a bit disappointed with the book. Overall, it's a better than average LitRPG-type story. The main character Davi can be rather annoying--and the one thing that didn't make sense to me is Davi estimates that she's 1000 years old after all the re-boots, but she continues to speak in modern colloquialisms/references even though she certainly knows no one will understand them.
Parts of it were a little slow, but the last third of the book redeems the story.
I was excited for this book based on reviews on Booktok, but it's not my favorite work by this author (Well of Sorcery holds that spot).
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- Gabriella
- 08-20-24
humor
It was ridiculously funny, the writing, the delivery, *chef's kiss*If you like dark sarcastic humor then this is for you.
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- swyrlgirl
- 08-29-24
So Good
to be bad! This is a snark, action-packed adventure with an awesome female MC! She's dying to be the the Dark Lord and it's so much FUN! The reader was PERFECT and I hope this is only the first book about our "hero"! Will definitely re-read this new classic.
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- Rayac4750
- 01-27-25
A wild ride
Didn’t really know what to expect, but was not left disappointed. Can’t wait for the next book.
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- Kindle Customer
- 10-03-24
Great story and hilarous
Absolutely fantastic. You really get a feel for a sense of madness and lack of real consequences that the main character goes through after being trapped a cycle of failure.
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- ATM202020
- 01-06-25
the voice actor!!
Loved this book specifically because if the voice actor! She knocked it out the park!!
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- A. Olson
- 06-09-24
Ridiculous in the best possible way!
First this book was not as gory as I feared it would be. yes there is a lot of blood and death but it didn't feel gratuitous. and there is a lot of discussion about sex but all of the sex scenes fade to black before anything beyond kissing happens. mostly it's funny and about how ridiculous life can be. there are still a lot of questions that haven't been answered but it ends in a satisfying place. can't wait for the next book!
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- Adrian Koch
- 05-31-24
This was so fun
If you’ve been looking for a disaster bi girl trying to humorously take on the world and fate this book is for you. It’s absolutely laughable out loud funny and the narration is so well done.
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- Bradley Maples
- 07-11-24
Funny, twisted, pure fun
Every bite a tasty morsel. If you enjoy your book meals twisted, dark, and funny.
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