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Jesse Petersen
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A heartwarming tale of terror in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. Meet Sarah and David. Once upon a time, they met and fell in love. But now they’re on the verge of divorce and going to couples’ counseling.
On a routine trip to their counselor, they notice a few odd things: the lack of cars on the highway, the missing security guard, and the fact that their counselor, Dr. Kelly, is ripping out her previous client’s throat. Meet the zombies.
Now Sarah and David are fighting for survival in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. But just because there are zombies, doesn’t mean your other problems go away. If the zombies don’t eat their brains, they might just kill each other.
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Fanntastic book but maybe not for everyone....
- By So Fain on 03-27-11
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CRAY
- By: Darrell Hammond, Elizabeth Stein
- Narrated by: Darrell Hammond
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
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He is one of the longest-running cast members on Saturday Night Live, an American comedy genius renowned for his spot-on sendups of politicians and celebrities. But off-stage, Darrell Hammond’s life was anything but a joke. In CRAY, a special audio performance captured live onstage at Audible’s Minetta Lane Theatre, Hammond brings to life his acclaimed memoir, God, If You're Not Up There, I'm F*cked: Tales of Stand-Up, Saturday Night Live and Other Mind-Altering Mayhem.
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Thanks for sharing
- By Nickisnotgary on 09-06-24
By: Darrell Hammond, and others
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Breakfast of Champions
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: John Malkovich
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
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Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions. His recurring cast of characters and American landscape was perhaps the most controversial of his canon; it was felt by many at the time to be a disappointing successor to Slaughterhouse-Five, which had made Vonnegut's literary reputation.
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Kurt Was Right to Grade This a C
- By Dubi on 01-10-16
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
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Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
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Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
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- Bonesawxx0792
- 07-24-21
Okay zombie book
I feel like the jokes fell flat, seemed a bit forced. It was also too predictable. Character's lacked complexity. Narrators were pretty good though.
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- Dcole
- 05-11-20
A zombie comedy!
I LOVE this series. I read it when it first came out and couldn’t get enough. Then I saw it had an audio version and decided it was time to listen to it. Nothing like a zombie apocalypse to prevent a pending divorce. The narrator did a great job!
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- rebecca
- 03-06-14
Dumb Title, fun book
If you could sum up Married with Zombies in three words, what would they be?
Fun, Quirky, Wouldmakeagoodmovie.
What did you like best about this story?
Sarah and David are both strong and intelligent. they look out for each other even though they despise each other. it's fun.
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- Kindle Customer
- 09-10-11
Ok zombie story
It was an ok story, funny in places, lots of Zombies, felt like it left me hanging in the end tho.
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- Rachel
- 01-28-13
This is such a surprise! Fun listen
Where does Married with Zombies rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
I don't rank them - too many books and so many wonderful narrators and authors! When I finished this one I immediately downloaded the other two by Jesse Petersen's in the audible web and enjoyed them all.
What did you like best about this story?
couple's interactions - making me buy in to the ridicules world while normal fights and make ups
Which character – as performed by Cassandra Campbell – was your favorite?
I don't like this question. It is a book you silly ass - not a bunch of characters
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- Lyndsey Lopez
- 09-09-19
Funny
It’s not your typical zombie book. It’s a great spin on the road to repair your marriage through the zombie apocalypse.
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- Kathryn Fuller
- 07-23-12
Saving your Marriage the Hard Way!
This story had me from the beginning! A couple are on their way to their marriage counselor without much hope of resurrecting their relationship and find their counselor is not quite herself. The main characters are determined to work together to survive, using whatever is available (such as a toilet seat as a weapon). The reader captured the nuances of character and plot beautifully.
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- Diana Adams
- 07-03-18
Zombie’s rekindle the flame
When the flame of love is sputtering and the only thing holding you in your relationship is the weekly therapy sessions, zombies ARE a game changer. Nothing comes to rescue a relationship like a zombie outbreak. This is the time for small talk to end while your true self blooms in a bloodbath of lusty zombie slaying. Who knew that a little zombie killing was just what this marriage needed?
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- Brandy
- 06-19-20
Pleasantly Surprised
Narrator wasn't bad. I enjoyed the book and now listening to book 2. I'm happy I gave it a chance.
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- Christina Smith
- 04-29-14
Soft Core Zombie
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Most of my favorite zombie books build tension and have a sense of impending doom. This has a little of that, the characters seem to escape danger easily. What I do really like about this series is the humor. I love the bickering between Sarah and David and the "marriage counseling / zombie survival rules" that start each chapter. "The couple that slays together, stays together". Recommend this series for a light read, maybe to break up any darker zombie books you may be reading.
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