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Monster Masseur
- A Cozy Slice of Life Tale of Harem Romance and Isekai Fantasy
- Narrated by: Renée Nolen, Trevor Jordan
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
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Publisher's summary
His only wish is to bring comfort to all, but others only recognize him for the pain his healing hands once caused.
Ryker Hayes is a licensed massage therapist, and a damn good one at that. It's a career he's passionate about, and all his plans for life are on track—until he winds up transported to the world of Werifesteria in the body of an infamous warlord, at least.
Now all he really wants to do is forget the misdeeds of his alter ego and retire to a life of anonymity with a couple interesting women as his new partners. Together, they open the very first massage inn and spa in all the land, and take on all the responsibilities that come with it. Turns out, it's a lot of work!
To reach his potential, he'll have to come to grips with the secrets of this mysterious world and the way its magic system functions. Can he find peace in the borderlands? Can he turn his Mastery of the Threads of Power into a fulfilling career as a masseur to the denizens of this fantasy world? And last, but certainly not least, how will he manage his increasingly complex relationships?
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Until I meet these gorgeous guys during a girls' night out, and there's something strangely alluring about them. An ancient curse brings us together, while a group of supernatural "Collectors" threatens to tear us apart.
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Amazing!!
- By Timi Kraft on 06-14-18
By: Sariah Skye
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Afterlife
- Afterlife Saga, Book 1
- By: Stephanie Hudson
- Narrated by: Rebecca Rainsford
- Length: 26 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Afterlife...just some gothic nightclub where gossip is fuelled by the presence of a rich and unearthly, handsome family or afterlife...the strange place where time seems to stand still and guests feel the presence of something more powerful held within the confines of the VIP. Keira is new to this small, cold town and is running from a past that seems to feast on her darkest memories. She finds living with her sister away from English soil to be just the ticket to the new life she is trying desperately to find.
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It is a good book yet it is NOT in many ways
- By Lexi on 11-29-16
By: Stephanie Hudson
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One Bite With a Stranger
- The Others Series
- By: Christine Warren
- Narrated by: Kate Reading
- Length: 8 hrs and 11 mins
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When Regina's friends insist on setting her up a "Fantasy Fix" to help her get over her cheating ex, she dreams up some kinky out-of-this-world encounters that they could never possibly bring to life. But the next thing Regina knows, her friends have got her laced into a shiny black corset, tight leather pants, and a sexy pair of stilettos. It's time for some downtown vampire-fantasy fun...
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Don't judge the entire Others series by Book 1
- By Erin on 08-25-12
By: Christine Warren
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Hell on Wheels
- Black Knights Inc., Book 1
- By: Julie Ann Walker
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
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Ex-Marine Nate "Ghost" Weller is an expert at keeping his cool - and his distance - which makes him one hell of a sniper. It's also how he keeps his feelings for Ali Morgan in check. Sweet, sexy Ali has always revved his engine, but she's his best friend's baby sister ... and totally off limits. Ali's never seen anything sexier than Nate Weller straddling his custom Harley - or the flash of danger in his eyes when she tells him she's in trouble. First, something happened to her brother, and now she's become the target of a nasty organization.
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Bad Narrator-Good Story.
- By Kindle Customer on 10-05-12
By: Julie Ann Walker
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The Gorgon Bride
- By: Galen Surlak-Ramsey
- Narrated by: Natasha Soudek
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Alexander Weiss inadvertently insults Athena, goddess of wisdom, and she casts him away on a forgotten isle filled with statues. Being marooned is bad enough, but the fact that the island is also the home of Euryale, elder sister to Medusa, makes the situation a touch worse. The only thing keeping Alex from being petrified is the fact that Euryale has taken a liking to the blundering mortal. For now.
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This book is AWESOME... MORE please!!!
- By Annie Armstrong on 11-02-18
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Dragonvein, Book One
- By: Brian D. Anderson
- Narrated by: Derek Perkins
- Length: 11 hrs and 12 mins
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Carentan, France, 1944 - Ethan Martin, a soldier in the 101st Airborne, is fighting for his life. But soon he will learn what peril truly is when he is ripped from his world and transported to a land of magic, swords, and dragons. And though the Nazis are now far, far away, danger is closer than ever.
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Interesting Story but very light on in details.
- By Kindle Customer on 07-16-15
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Gamer for Life
- Alpha World, Book 1
- By: Daniel Schinhofen
- Narrated by: Peter Berkrot
- Length: 12 hrs and 18 mins
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Seamus is facing life in prison without parole. While doing his time, he's given an option by the Department of Justice and the biggest virtual game maker around, Mindblown Entertainment. If he will help them test long-term immersion, he will get the chance to play the latest game from Mindblown - Alpha World. All he has to do is sign away his legal rights and sign an NDA.
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one foot in LitRPG the other in erotica
- By Midwestbonsai on 12-27-17
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Love in the Time of Dragons
- By: Katie MacAlister
- Narrated by: Barbara Rosenblat
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In best-selling author Katie MacAlister’s Love in the Time of Dragons, suburban mom Tully Sullivan wakes up in a far-off place surrounded by strangers—many of them muscular, sexy ones—claiming to be dragons. They insist Tully is a dragon, too, and that she’s committed crimes deserving of death. Now Tully must disprove the allegations before time runs out.
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Struggling to finish
- By Kindle Customer on 04-22-11
By: Katie MacAlister
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Easy Bake Coven
- By: Liz Schulte
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
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For Selene Warren, being a witch is no big deal. She dabbles in harmless magic with her friends and never thinks much about it. However, when a stranger who seems to know her shows up at her studio and her grandmother is brutally attacked, her simple life becomes complicated. A world of elves, half-elves, fae - and one peculiar Sekhmet named Femi - open up to her. She will discover that fairy tales are real, politics are ugly in any world, and there is a lot more to her life than she ever dreamed possible.
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Don't be fooled by the pretty cover or the title
- By Tiffini on 09-30-15
By: Liz Schulte
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Dirty Dix
- Hard Love, Book 1
- By: Monica James
- Narrated by: Ryan West, Virginia Rose
- Length: 10 hrs and 55 mins
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Filthy, sexy and full of surprises, Juliet is so hot she has me on fire. I’ve met my match and I can’t help going back for more. Then there’s Madison…she’s sweet, funny and awakens in me a fierce need to protect her. But I don’t do relationships. I don’t usually do the same woman twice. Juliet and Madison: Two very different women have got me completely hooked. Who will I choose? I know who I should choose, but I never said I was the hero of this story, or even the good guy. And besides, who wants to be good, when it feels so good being bad?
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SORRY.. BUT THIS STORY WASN’T FOR ME
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 03-03-19
By: Monica James
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Everlasting Bad Boys
- Dragon Kin Series
- By: Shelly Laurenston, Cynthia Eden, Noelle Mack
- Narrated by: Emma Wilder
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They're who you call when you want pleasure that lasts. A collection of three short stories by Shelly Laurenston, Cynthia Eden, and Noelle Mack.
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As with all anthologies some are better than other
- By Babsbny reads way too much on 06-12-19
By: Shelly Laurenston, and others
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Dangerously Mine
- By: A. M. Griffin
- Narrated by: Simone Lewis
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After aliens invade and conquer Earth, Eva is transported to a distant slave-trading planet. Freedom and escape are her only priorities, but none of her martial arts training could have prepared her for enslavement to the warrior King Taio. Eva finds herself drawn to this sexy alien male who ignites her heart and body. Taio is disgusted with the idea of owning a slave - until now. From the moment he sees her, he knows Eva is his for the taking. Torn between lust and duty, Taio discovers nothing will stop him from protecting his little warrior.
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Starting strong, ending as a pushover
- By Mel on 02-24-14
By: A. M. Griffin
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On Highland Time
- By: Lexi Post
- Narrated by: Claire Kilpatrick
- Length: 8 hrs and 56 mins
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For fans of sexy Scottish Highlanders who know how to treat a woman like a lady. When someone changes history, affecting the future, Diana Montgomery, the most experienced agent of Time Weavers, Inc., travels back to 1306 Scotland to change it back. Her mission, to find the culprit and ensure a minor clan chief dies in battle as he originally had. Diana is well-prepared to infiltrate the small MacPherson clan. What she’s not prepared for is Torr MacPherson, the ruggedly handsome warrior with a kind heart and a steadfast loyalty - the Laird she’s supposed to ensure dies.
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Excellent
- By Star on 05-22-22
By: Lexi Post
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Denied Mate
- Queen of the Pack, Book 1
- By: Roxie Ray, Skye Wilson
- Narrated by: Gigi Amour
- Length: 5 hrs and 14 mins
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Rejection bites...Cal and I were destined to be mates. Until he rejected me. Even though it’s been years, it still hurts like hell. But now Cal’s returned, and he says I’m the only who can help him. He’s convinced someone in my pack was responsible for his father’s death, and they’re endangering his mother. Unfortunately, my big brother isn’t pleased with our little reunion. He’s the pack’s new Alpha after our father died and he’s willing to throw me to the wolves to hold on to his throne. And he’s not the only one who is angry about Cal’s reappearance...
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Not a typical rejected mate story
- By KHave on 09-28-21
By: Roxie Ray, and others
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By: Virgil Knightley
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- JB
- 09-30-22
didn't rub me the wrong way ;)
I didn't know really what to expect from this title but I really enjoyed it. it's a slow burn, for the first book anyway but was really good. I enjoyed both the narrators but the female actor did really well and I'll look into both their other works. worth the listen.
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- BiduscasMate
- 09-26-22
masseur in another world
fun and interesting twist on the tried and true formula for Isekai. but instead of a badass warrior the mc is a masseur who wants just to open a tavern.
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- Richard Fail
- 09-27-22
slow burn and funny.
well done narrators. I dont think my mind would have made the same concept. the voices made the story on this one.
with that said the story was good, well thought out. I'm just not a slow burn reader.
I'll pick up book 2 when it gets here.
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- Dakota Nikaido
- 03-11-23
Good book
Pretty good story though I did feel there was room for improvement in how things are described.
For narration, it was good, but I feel it could be better with a less even delivery in the character's tone.
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- Anonymous User
- 12-12-22
Relaxing read.
I’ve enjoyed books of a “hero/ heroine” being transported into a new world just to face a world or kingdom ending threat. And wished there was a book with low risk to the hero’s life etc. Well this book is definitely that. You’ll enjoy the laughs and triumphs of the heroes. Along with with some of the raunchy scenarios of the book.
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- kevin
- 09-28-22
its okay.
Updated review, there are some bad harem authors this guy is not one of them he is good at establishing rules and moving on so he can use the word count on the rest of the series to progress the story, the reason I updated the review is because I gave the second book a shot and liked it he's going allot of things right that other authors do that becomes word padding to meet word count like in some other series.
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- Chad
- 07-16-23
Pretty good
Great voice acting work! Some of the characters have VERY distinctive voices, which adds a lot of flavor.
So a guy ends up transported to another world, where he has special abilities. That's nothing original. But the idea that he introduces a fantasy world to the art of massage and starts a business doing that is a pleasantly creative touch. Being a "gemling" and having to hide his identity from travelers also keeps things interesting.
At least so far, there is no epic quest, no high adventure, although there are several action-filled skirmishes.
Overall, it would just be pleasant, but not particularly exciting. However, it's the demoness waifu, Somaiyah (sp?) who really makes this book. She is absolutely unique and incredibly entertaining. I almost teared up from laughter multiple times listening to this. It's not hard to imagine the author making a name for himself as a sitcom writer. Who cares what else happens in the book - Somaiyah alone is plenty of reason to listen to this audiobook.
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- Anonymous
- 09-26-22
Super comfy Slice of Life
I have to say I Love Virgil Knightley, he always has the perfect blend of humor and sexiness. This one is no different, I love the narrators and they fit the tone of the story perfectly. absolutely worth the credit.
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- Keith
- 09-27-22
Good story
This was nice slice of life story that wasn't the least bit boring. Taking a marauding warlord and making them a master monster masseur actually makes for a good plot line if done well. This book was done well. I enjoyed the side character backstory and the making of the mc's harem. Then, of course, there is dual narration for the win. I guess what I liked most was the cozy part. It really is just a good story and cozy doesn't mean boring. I highly recommend this book.
Up next...book 2!
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- D McGraw
- 09-26-22
5stars
Well done. Well narrated. will be looking forward to the next from this author. You should buy this book.
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