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Monster Punk Horizon

A Monster Hunting GameLit Adventure

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Monster Punk Horizon

By: H.P. Holo
Narrated by: Tess Irondale
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Monster Hunting for Fun and Profit!

Pix and Jaz are two girls who just want to hunt monsters, craft armor, and pay off their college loans - but when a colossal new monster falls through the portals in the Dazzling Skies, it’ll take all their skills to survive it.

Their skill levels? Slightly above noob.

Fortunately, they have their oversized swords, a lot of sass…and one giant monster friend who might help them out.

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About the Series: Monster Punk Horizon is an exciting new fantasy comedy for fans of the Monster Hunter games and kick-butt ladies fighting monsters for fun and profit! GameLit listeners will enjoy the focus on action over stats.

©2021 Holo Writing LLC (P)2021 Holo Writing LLC Fiction Genre Fiction Movie, TV & Video Game Tie-Ins Science Fiction Steampunk Feel-Good
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great book! The world is described beautifully. the characters in particular. you Xander help but to fall in love with the little cat people

very fun and cute

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Pix and Jaz are two girls that are part on the monster hunting squad keeping Skull Harbor safe. Jaz likes to showoff and is more outgoing and maybe doesn’t always make the best choices. Pix is a pointed ear human who is more reserved and practical. Jaz has a Monster Bone Sword that contains multiple monster gems. The sword was made from onyx, hide and bone from a monster. The monster gems didn’t just look good, they also served a purpose. Some strengthened the blade, one made it lighter and another gave the blade to cut deeper.

The land is untamed and wild. They could go back to the main land, but why would you go back to being bored. Monstrous beasts roamed free especially in the woods. Skull Harbor was based on a massive historical lava flow. The harbor was secure from even monster attacks. Multiple shops made up the streets, an armorer, bone smith, black smith and of course, the canteen.

Pix’s log book is basically a monster handbook. The hunter’s handbook holds details of habits, territories and weaknesses of monsters that they have encountered before. All of a sudden the sky split open and today just got interesting. The hunters got to their mounts and got into the sky. The hunters can be a bit competitive. They were all jockeying for position as possible treasures falling from the sky. Even if the treasure is sky trash or it could be people or life forms. Folks from the mainland would pay for sky trash. First it was just pieces of earth, unfortunately another team was able to capture them. Then a four story monstrosity fell through the portals. The thing opened wings and screeched. Though it was more a mental attack. It fled to the massive jungle and the monster hunters job now was clear…

Definitely a fun (and funny) ride and would recommend


Monster Hunters Unite

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Joyously vibrant! H. P. hollow blends. The best elements of manga, anime, and modern US variants like Pokémon with the skill of a master alchemist. Monster Punk Horizon offers a wild ride of well-written silliness for anyone to enjoy. A rainbow of awesome you must listen!

A Rainbow of Awesomeness!

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Do you like fun? Do you like monster hunter? Then this book is for you!

MPH is a non-stop great time. Where anything can happen and probably will happen.

I really liked the inside monster hunter humor like Potato.

If you don't like Nova you can get out of my face.

Can't wait for more!

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Monster Punk Horizon, written by H.P. Holo and narrated by Tess Irondale is a buttload of fun packed into a rather short run time. You might question my use of the word buttload, but once you've checked out this humourous, crazy, monster-hunter fantasy book, you'll understand why. The monsters known as buttlords might just be my new favourite monster.

Set in a world where monsters, and other things, drop from a portal in the sky on a semi-regular basis, the story follows Pix and Jaz and the rest of their monster-hunting crew as they seek to sort out a rather deadly monster that is making a nuisance of itself.

The story was engaging, and the worldbuilding was decent if a little undercooked for the short tale. In this land, gems are the commodity of choice, being grown and harvested from monsters. Applying different gems in different ways allows you to, for instance, see in the dark or strength a sword. A great concept that makes the need to hunt the monsters make sense and, at the same time, makes it competitive.

Narration by Tess Irondale was top-notch. Easy to listen to and has a great sense of timing. I didn't make any notes on quality issues, and nothing stood out. A nice, clean read and recording. I'll be looking up Tess' catalogue to see what others might be of interest.

Overall, a short but very funny story. Engaging, easy to listen to, and with some hilarious monsters to boot. I'll be picking up the further stories in the series!

A Buttload of Fun and Monsters!

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I received this free copy for an honest review. This is an amazing story, really funny with good characters that give spice and fun with their contrasting personalities and a great adventure which is epic and fun. I am really thrilled to get the next stories, this one went so fast that I just really want more. The narration is great, really fun to listen and easy to understand. I definitely recommend it!

Fun, fun and fun!

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