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Transported to an alien world, a young soldier and his family are forced into servitude and must fight for survival, in this action-packed SF adventure.
Shad Williams joined the army to fight for his country, not to fight aliens. But when he's abducted through a portal along with his terminally ill grandfather and kid sister, that's exactly what he finds himself doing.
Now, deep below the surface of the planet Ganymede, they find themselves with other equally confused groups of humans drafted into serving under extraterrestrials battling for control over the Reality Engine, an advanced supercomputer capable of producing miraculous resources and technologies. Forced to undertake quests to survive, Shad's family encounters odd pairings of monstrous creatures and dangerous people ripped from Earthly mythology, history, and pop culture. With every victory, they level up superhuman skills and magical abilities beyond imagination. Classified as a Gunslinger, Shad's quick reflexes and dead-shot accuracy make him a warrior without peer.
But as Shad's family makes their way through voodoo zombies, dinosaurs, and Al Capone's gangsters on one deadly mission after another, their real enemy continues to exploit them. To save his loved ones—and all of humanity—Shad must band with his fellow kidnapped Earthlings to take the fight to their alien captors and seize the Reality Engine for themselves . . .
The first volume of the hit sci-fi LitRPG series—with over 500,000 views on Royal Road—now available on Kindle, Kindle Unlimited, and Audible!
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When the System Administrators arrived on Earth, they forced those of the younger generation into other worlds to fight for multiversal entertainment. Bored of life on Earth, Noah has trained to become one of the chosen. He even had his class all planned out–a Mounted Monster Tamer. But he was never picked. So he put matters into his own hands and volunteered. Arriving in a world thick with jungle and hotter than the most boiling desert, Noah finds himself face-to-face with a kobold, which he proceeds to beat into submission and turn into a minion.
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Noah is hard to like but hard to hate
- By Richard Hudson on 02-06-25
By: FreeiD
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Theft of Decks
- Theft of Decks, Book 1
- By: Lars Machmüller
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 22 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Life on the Waves isn't easy. Especially if you're a pickpocket with no education, no prospects, and no future. For Chase and his crew of low-lives, there is one real option. If they want a path out of poverty, they will have to unlock access to the magical card system that will change their lives for the better. Of course, nothing's free in life. And nobody higher up the chain is going to give them a hand up. But what they might lack in education, riches, and, let's face it, hygiene, they have in determination.
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Misleading title
- By Carrie Smith on 12-26-24
By: Lars Machmüller
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Crossing Serpent's Way
- Trials of the Endless Planes, Book 1
- By: RJ Shoke
- Narrated by: Tim Lounibos
- Length: 20 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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For the last four years, humanity has been facing its greatest challenge yet—a trial known as the Crucible. This harrowing ordeal has tested the mettle and determination of individuals, weeding out the weak and transforming the survivors into warriors. They have been forced to conquer dungeons and battle horrific creatures with magical powers so they can gain abilities of their own. However, the Crucible was merely the beginning. As the trial concludes, the survivors find themselves on the precipice of an entirely new realm—the Endless Planes.
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Audio Edit Needed
- By Justin Stock on 03-12-25
By: RJ Shoke
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Sol Anchor
- By: Benjamin Darr
- Narrated by: Brad Derry
- Length: 10 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Stone McGracen died trying to be a hero, earning him a second chance in a game-like world. Reincarnated, Stone wakes deep in a dungeon armed with a knife, unlimited respawns, and a lot of dungeon monsters between him and freedom. If Stone wants to make it out to the world above, things are going to get... unorthodox. Follow Stone as he claws his way to the top with pure grit, spit, and blood in Sol Anchor Book 1!
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fell flat...
- By Antuan Jackson on 03-17-25
By: Benjamin Darr
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Butler to a Core Lord: A Litrpg Apocalypse
- By: Paul Perk
- Narrated by: Jason Vu
- Length: 21 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Danny Taylor thinks he's just the butler. Then, his eccentric employer's apocalyptic predictions, impossibly, come true. In an instant, the Earth transforms into a ruthless world of magic governed by an unforgiving System. His master gains land and authority, but an unexplained afflictions renders him unable to rule his new kingdom.
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Card time loop story.
- By Kenneth Milam on 02-16-25
By: Paul Perk
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The Tome of Syyx
- The Fateful Force, Book 1
- By: Stavros Saristavros
- Narrated by: Nathaniel Priestley
- Length: 17 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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On the fringes of civilization, the town of Sanctuary embarks on a mission to legitimize its existence and that of its monstrous inhabitants. Under the Leadership of its Mysterious Lord, four young adventurers set out from the town on a dangerous mission into the Wild Moor. But they discover that armies of orcs and hobgoblins are far from the only threats to the Free Cities of the frontier. Ancient evils stir, dragons are rumored to once again fly, and an imprisoned god returns to plague the world.
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Otherworld Volunteer
- A LitRPG Apocalypse Adventure
- By: FreeiD
- Narrated by: Will Collyer
- Length: 12 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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When the System Administrators arrived on Earth, they forced those of the younger generation into other worlds to fight for multiversal entertainment. Bored of life on Earth, Noah has trained to become one of the chosen. He even had his class all planned out–a Mounted Monster Tamer. But he was never picked. So he put matters into his own hands and volunteered. Arriving in a world thick with jungle and hotter than the most boiling desert, Noah finds himself face-to-face with a kobold, which he proceeds to beat into submission and turn into a minion.
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Noah is hard to like but hard to hate
- By Richard Hudson on 02-06-25
By: FreeiD
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Theft of Decks
- Theft of Decks, Book 1
- By: Lars Machmüller
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 22 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Life on the Waves isn't easy. Especially if you're a pickpocket with no education, no prospects, and no future. For Chase and his crew of low-lives, there is one real option. If they want a path out of poverty, they will have to unlock access to the magical card system that will change their lives for the better. Of course, nothing's free in life. And nobody higher up the chain is going to give them a hand up. But what they might lack in education, riches, and, let's face it, hygiene, they have in determination.
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Misleading title
- By Carrie Smith on 12-26-24
By: Lars Machmüller
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Crossing Serpent's Way
- Trials of the Endless Planes, Book 1
- By: RJ Shoke
- Narrated by: Tim Lounibos
- Length: 20 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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For the last four years, humanity has been facing its greatest challenge yet—a trial known as the Crucible. This harrowing ordeal has tested the mettle and determination of individuals, weeding out the weak and transforming the survivors into warriors. They have been forced to conquer dungeons and battle horrific creatures with magical powers so they can gain abilities of their own. However, the Crucible was merely the beginning. As the trial concludes, the survivors find themselves on the precipice of an entirely new realm—the Endless Planes.
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Audio Edit Needed
- By Justin Stock on 03-12-25
By: RJ Shoke
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Sol Anchor
- By: Benjamin Darr
- Narrated by: Brad Derry
- Length: 10 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Stone McGracen died trying to be a hero, earning him a second chance in a game-like world. Reincarnated, Stone wakes deep in a dungeon armed with a knife, unlimited respawns, and a lot of dungeon monsters between him and freedom. If Stone wants to make it out to the world above, things are going to get... unorthodox. Follow Stone as he claws his way to the top with pure grit, spit, and blood in Sol Anchor Book 1!
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fell flat...
- By Antuan Jackson on 03-17-25
By: Benjamin Darr
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Butler to a Core Lord: A Litrpg Apocalypse
- By: Paul Perk
- Narrated by: Jason Vu
- Length: 21 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Danny Taylor thinks he's just the butler. Then, his eccentric employer's apocalyptic predictions, impossibly, come true. In an instant, the Earth transforms into a ruthless world of magic governed by an unforgiving System. His master gains land and authority, but an unexplained afflictions renders him unable to rule his new kingdom.
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Card time loop story.
- By Kenneth Milam on 02-16-25
By: Paul Perk
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The Tome of Syyx
- The Fateful Force, Book 1
- By: Stavros Saristavros
- Narrated by: Nathaniel Priestley
- Length: 17 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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On the fringes of civilization, the town of Sanctuary embarks on a mission to legitimize its existence and that of its monstrous inhabitants. Under the Leadership of its Mysterious Lord, four young adventurers set out from the town on a dangerous mission into the Wild Moor. But they discover that armies of orcs and hobgoblins are far from the only threats to the Free Cities of the frontier. Ancient evils stir, dragons are rumored to once again fly, and an imprisoned god returns to plague the world.
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The Staff of Beckoning
- A Symphony of Spheres, Book 1
- By: Praneet Menon
- Narrated by: Adam R. Watson
- Length: 13 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Adir Nathar craved more than what he was born into. And existence obliged. A mysterious death … an act of revenge! Adir flees Marafel, abandoning friends and family for safety and a fresh start. But, unbeknownst to him, he is pursued by the Khasmia Shadow, a secret society charged with a sole divine purpose—eliminate the destructive venna with the sacred Staff of Beckoning. The world of Leakarha itself is undergoing a seismic shift. Rakhor, terrible demonspawn, are emerging farther south from the Precipice than ever before.
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Just wow!
- By Lilly on 03-11-25
By: Praneet Menon
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Awakening: A LitRPG Adventure
- A Dragon Idol's Reincarnation Tale, Book 1
- By: AbyssRaven
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman
- Length: 20 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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If waking up in a new world isn't bad enough, Hestia starts her new life as a small, newborn dragon in a hostile forest filled with vicious monsters. With status screens obscuring her vision, her first task is to escape two hungry kobolds wanting some grilled lizard for breakfast. Equipped with fragmented memories from her past life and the gamelike mechanics of her new reality, Hestia must face trials, beasts, bosses, and more as she grows in size and power.
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Not enough dragon or idol
- By ajax on 08-08-23
By: AbyssRaven
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Overpowered Wizard
- A Progression LitRPG Epic
- By: Hunter Mythos
- Narrated by: Reginald West, Rylee Kuberra
- Length: 34 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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What if a Florida Man gets OP Wizard Magic? Zarian Darkrun, a Marine Corps Veteran, is tired of being a homeless reject and ends his earthly ties. He opens a portal in a busy mall and sends himself, some koi fish, and nine other Floridians into another world. Welcome to the Infinita Star System, a universe of epic fantasy and game-like magic. Only the strong can adventure and ascend from the lower worlds to the higher worlds of the Star System. Among those powerful few are tyrants and crusaders, each seeking godhood or the empty Throne of the Adventurer King.
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unfortunate
- By J. Veilleux on 01-17-25
By: Hunter Mythos
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Renegade Ravager Omnibus
- Renegade Ravager
- By: M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland, Amber Hartt
- Length: 43 hrs and 15 mins
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My name is James Browning. Not long ago, I was a proud member of the 92nd Legion, the Star Ravagers. We were super-soldiers that defended humanity from aliens, heretics, and otherworldly threats. But a callous betrayal left my legion decimated, erased, and dishonored. I thought I was doomed to spend the rest of my life on a distant penal colony. But when I suddenly find myself stranded in an alien space station, surrounded by the wrecks of lost spaceships, I know I have a chance at escape.
By: M.E. Thorne
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Glass Kanin: An Isekai LitRPG Adventure
- Glass Kanin, Book 1
- By: Kia Leep
- Narrated by: Daniel Henning
- Length: 13 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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As a rising actor, Kanin's body is his career. His identity. His life. All that is taken from him when he dies and is reborn as a bottle of ink. Now living as the heart of a magical glass servant, Kanin's new purpose is to perform a senile wizard's yard work—a role this world's magic system seems intent on enforcing. All that might have been manageable if a murderous shadow monster wasn't hunting his very soul. But he's not in it alone.
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Loved it
- By Chad W. Nixon on 03-07-25
By: Kia Leep
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The Healer
- The Healer, Book 1
- By: Roman Romanovich
- Narrated by: Nick Mondelli
- Length: 9 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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A world that had forgotten what violence was didn't know how to defend itself. City after city fell. Earth became a lifeless wasteland as the undead army swelled and crushed the humans like ants underneath its boot. It all ended at the last stronghold. Forgoing all hope for salvation, a handful of desperate humans realized that the only thing left was revenge.
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overall a fun read!
- By Soul LionHeart on 01-16-25
By: Roman Romanovich
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3zekiel
- By: Peter Cawdron
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins
- Length: 11 hrs and 13 mins
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Deep within the Congo, a team of scientists prepares for the greatest event in the history of humanity, making first contact with an intelligent extraterrestrial species. Only the jungle is no place for doubts. Could first contact be our last?
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avoid this book
- By Ralf Månsson on 07-19-22
By: Peter Cawdron
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Die. Respawn. Repeat.
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Silver Linings
- Narrated by: Austin Rising
- Length: 15 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Earth was chosen for Integration, but Ethan Hill knows from the second his Trial begins that the Integration is a lie. The beings giving Earth the 'honor' of access to their System Interface want something from Earth—he just doesn't know what. Now he's trapped on an alien planet and lost in a time loop, fighting for strength and for his own humanity. One thing's for sure: He'll die as many times as it takes to tear it all down.
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nothing pulled me in
- By timothy on 12-15-24
By: Silver Linings
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Relics
- The Chronicles of Solomon Drake
- By: Robert York
- Narrated by: Connor Brannigan
- Length: 14 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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RELICS—The Chronicles of Solomon Drake, is an Urban Fantasy story set in modern day Detroit. On a brisk Monday in December—after staying up most of the night looking after a pack of sick Werewolves—Solomon's world is turned upside down when a small Cob Elf is found in the back of Blackmane’s with a strange crystal in his possession, a crystal that contains the spirit of the powerful Wizard Merlin.
By: Robert York
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Savior of Lost Souls
- Retribution, Book 1
- By: James R. Bateman
- Narrated by: David Piper
- Length: 9 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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In a world where the threads of fate are woven with the hands of ancient gods, one divine being must step into the lives of a seemingly perfect family to prevent a tragedy that could shatter their world forever. Since the dawn of humanity, the ancient god Lavek has been around, listening to the anguished cries of souls taken before their time. In the purgatory existence of Ul’Den, these restless spirits yearn for a second chance.
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Narrator brought the story to life!
- By Coffee Books y Mas on 02-26-25
By: James R. Bateman
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Born Different
- A Monster Evolution LitRPG
- By: V. Nator
- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
- Length: 5 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Hatched from an egg along with their many brethren, a singular arachnid is driven by a survival instinct to hunt and feed. Unlike their siblings, they remain cautious and observant, aware of the dangers that lurk in the dungeon they call home. They watch as larger and more powerful beasts prey on other reckless, foolish spiders, developing a sense of self-preservation and a cunning intelligence they alone seem to possess.
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Well worth listening
- By Leon on 03-19-25
By: V. Nator
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Humanity Rising Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Dante King, Neil Bimbeau
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland, Raya Kane
- Length: 29 hrs and 39 mins
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Heaven and hell are at war, with Earth as their battleground. For time immemorial, humans have been their playthings. But not anymore. I was just a regular guy until I tapped into the primordial power of humanity known as the Archon System. Now, I have powers humans were always meant to have.
By: Dante King, and others
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- Cory
- 12-20-24
Conflicts of military and civilian shows great potential.
This is one of those things where there are some potentials that are missed, such as the social services lady, and what happened to her? She could have been something really interesting. But at the same time, there was a lot of Business intrigue, some dungeon, crawls and tactics, as well as getting to see the downsides of military an. upsides of it, as well a good foundation. It should get more interesting and it's good that they let us know about certain problems with getting home. And it'll be interesting to see how this We'll begin to given to different factions and how they'll react
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- Amazon Customer
- 12-31-24
Really Enjoyed This Book
Wasn’t sure what to expect, but was very happily surprised. The story was engaging and the characters were interesting and likable. There was none of that acting stupid and walking into the bad and crying about it afterwards. These characters were intelligent and well thought out. Bravo!!!
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- Christopher
- 12-21-24
Not bad. Though the title seems unintentionally ironic.
This audiobook very much felt like the first novel by an author with some potential (hence the above review title). So the plot was interesting and had well-defined characters and pretty good pacing… but it does have its flaws.
A lot of the MC’s inner monologue was overwrought and cringy. There were a plethora of missed opportunities and missteps with the game mechanics, and the world building was very myopic in its detail. The plot was interesting and engaging but the overall story arch had some holes and could have done with a more deliberate structure.
As for the narration, it was above average, though if you’re like me and don’t like narrators who over-express the dramatic descriptions and MC angst then you will find some of it to be a little annoying. I’m sure plenty of listeners won’t even notice it judging by how many people think Daniel Wisniewski is not a ruiner of every audiobook that he has ever narrated.
On the whole I would recommend this if you’re in the same spot as I am, and you have already listened to every single GameLit audiobook on Audible (that was written by an author who’s level of intellectual and sexual maturity has made it past junior high school anyway). This isn’t the book I would hand to someone who has never read LitRPG/Gamelit before, but it does fine when your only other options are audiobooks with covers that are dominated by cartoon boobies.
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