
Not My First (Space?) Rodeo: A Sci-Fi LitRPG Adventure
Not My First (Space?) Rodeo, Book 1
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M. Talon
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Transported to an alien world, a young soldier and his family are forced into servitude and must fight for survival, in this action-packed SF adventure.
Shad Williams joined the army to fight for his country, not to fight aliens. But when he's abducted through a portal along with his terminally ill grandfather and kid sister, that's exactly what he finds himself doing.
Now, deep below the surface of the planet Ganymede, they find themselves with other equally confused groups of humans drafted into serving under extraterrestrials battling for control over the Reality Engine, an advanced supercomputer capable of producing miraculous resources and technologies. Forced to undertake quests to survive, Shad's family encounters odd pairings of monstrous creatures and dangerous people ripped from Earthly mythology, history, and pop culture. With every victory, they level up superhuman skills and magical abilities beyond imagination. Classified as a Gunslinger, Shad's quick reflexes and dead-shot accuracy make him a warrior without peer.
But as Shad's family makes their way through voodoo zombies, dinosaurs, and Al Capone's gangsters on one deadly mission after another, their real enemy continues to exploit them. To save his loved ones—and all of humanity—Shad must band with his fellow kidnapped Earthlings to take the fight to their alien captors and seize the Reality Engine for themselves . . .
The first volume of the hit sci-fi LitRPG series—with over 500,000 views on Royal Road—now available on Kindle, Kindle Unlimited, and Audible!
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The Integration didn’t just change the Earthen Union—it tore it apart. Monsters, mayhem, and madness turned civilization into a battlefield. Yet, while the world crumbled under the weight of despair, David felt something unexpected: he felt at home. Even after being forced into the [Cleric] Class, David refused to yield. He adapted, turning his unwanted gifts into tools of both healing and destruction, forging himself into a battle-hardened healer unlike any before.
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The MC is a jerk and leveling is confusing
- By Billy on 04-20-25
By: HideousGrain
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The Legend of Kazro - Transcendent
- A Weak to OP Hero’s Epic Adventure - Isekai LitRPG Fantasy (A LitRPG Offworlder Saga: The Weak to Strong Hero Who Levels Up Quickly, Book 1)
- By: D. R. R. Hatch
- Narrated by: William Turbett
- Length: 13 hrs and 45 mins
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Kazro never asked for the quest. With nothing but a broken interface and dogged determination, he sets out to deliver a ceremonial scythe to a princess he’s never met. But when he glimpses her in the crowd, a jolt of familiarity strikes like thunder. Before he can uncover the truth, chaos erupts—the King of the Sundust Reaches storms the city, smacks Kazro aside, and abducts the royal family for a mass sacrifice.
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Fast paced adventure... pulled me in!
- By Dr. Harmony on 04-22-25
By: D. R. R. Hatch
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Scarlet Citadel
- Walking Shadow, Book 1
- By: Jack Fields
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers, Tess Irondale
- Length: 20 hrs and 26 mins
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Set in the metropolis of Corinth City where steampunk meets neon gothic. Haunted by a recent heartbreak, Hughes is indebted to the city's most terrifying criminal gang. Desperate for salvation, Hughes sets his sights on joining the Scarlet Citadel, an enigmatic organization of pageant fighters, monster hunters, and keepers of secrets. As a member of their illustrious ranks, surely he can pay off his debts and change his life for the better.
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elegant prose
- By Okanda on 12-11-24
By: Jack Fields
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Return of the Martial Messiah
- Martial Messiah, Book 1
- By: ToraAKR
- Narrated by: Nick Mondelli
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
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When the AI infected the internet, three hundred years of industrial and technological advancements were eradicated overnight. After untold sacrifice, humanity won—barely. Victory was only possible thanks to the hidden martials revealing themselves and stepping onto the stage of history. They were named the Old Monsters, immortal superhumans with impossible strength and speed, capable of dismantling entire armies with their bare hands. Thus began the gold rush of the 25th century; the rush to fitness, to the unimaginable power displayed by the Old Monsters.
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Great Start to a compelling story
- By Amazon Customer on 04-17-25
By: ToraAKR
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Theft of Decks
- Theft of Decks, Book 1
- By: Lars Machmüller
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 22 hrs and 35 mins
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Life on the Waves isn't easy. Especially if you're a pickpocket with no education, no prospects, and no future. For Chase and his crew of low-lives, there is one real option. If they want a path out of poverty, they will have to unlock access to the magical card system that will change their lives for the better. Of course, nothing's free in life. And nobody higher up the chain is going to give them a hand up. But what they might lack in education, riches, and, let's face it, hygiene, they have in determination.
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Misleading title
- By Carrie Smith on 12-26-24
By: Lars Machmüller
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Butler to a Core Lord: A Litrpg Apocalypse
- By: Paul Perk
- Narrated by: Jason Vu
- Length: 21 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Danny Taylor thinks he's just the butler. Then, his eccentric employer's apocalyptic predictions, impossibly, come true. In an instant, the Earth transforms into a ruthless world of magic governed by an unforgiving System. His master gains land and authority, but an unexplained afflictions renders him unable to rule his new kingdom.
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Card time loop story.
- By Kenneth Milam on 02-16-25
By: Paul Perk
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The Complete John Broadway Omnibus
- By: John Broadway
- Narrated by: Hannah Schooner, Giancarlo Herrera, Jonathan Waters, and others
- Length: 55 hrs and 17 mins
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The John Broadway The Complete Omnibus in a single offering!
By: John Broadway
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Feral Mage
- The Red Pine Kingdom Contract, Book 1
- By: Chase Kilgore
- Narrated by: Mandy McCullough
- Length: 10 hrs and 5 mins
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YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT. That’s the old human saying anyway. For Bryce, it’s a little more literal. He’s a Feral Mage, someone who gains the abilities of monsters by devouring them. This magic has allowed him to excel as a mercenary, rising to the top rank of the guildhall.
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Turned out way better than I expected.
- By Anonymous User on 04-20-25
By: Chase Kilgore
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Glass Kanin: An Isekai LitRPG Adventure
- Glass Kanin, Book 1
- By: Kia Leep
- Narrated by: Daniel Henning
- Length: 13 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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As a rising actor, Kanin's body is his career. His identity. His life. All that is taken from him when he dies and is reborn as a bottle of ink. Now living as the heart of a magical glass servant, Kanin's new purpose is to perform a senile wizard's yard work—a role this world's magic system seems intent on enforcing. All that might have been manageable if a murderous shadow monster wasn't hunting his very soul. But he's not in it alone.
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A good isekai is rare
- By Leon on 04-10-25
By: Kia Leep
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Otherworld Volunteer
- A LitRPG Apocalypse Adventure
- By: FreeiD
- Narrated by: Will Collyer
- Length: 12 hrs and 59 mins
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When the System Administrators arrived on Earth, they forced those of the younger generation into other worlds to fight for multiversal entertainment. Bored of life on Earth, Noah has trained to become one of the chosen. He even had his class all planned out–a Mounted Monster Tamer. But he was never picked. So he put matters into his own hands and volunteered. Arriving in a world thick with jungle and hotter than the most boiling desert, Noah finds himself face-to-face with a kobold, which he proceeds to beat into submission and turn into a minion.
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Noah is hard to like but hard to hate
- By Richard Hudson on 02-06-25
By: FreeiD
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Crossing Serpent's Way
- Trials of the Endless Planes, Book 1
- By: RJ Shoke
- Narrated by: Tim Lounibos
- Length: 20 hrs and 52 mins
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For the last four years, humanity has been facing its greatest challenge yet—a trial known as the Crucible. This harrowing ordeal has tested the mettle and determination of individuals, weeding out the weak and transforming the survivors into warriors. They have been forced to conquer dungeons and battle horrific creatures with magical powers so they can gain abilities of their own. However, the Crucible was merely the beginning. As the trial concludes, the survivors find themselves on the precipice of an entirely new realm—the Endless Planes.
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Audio Edit Needed
- By Justin Stock on 03-12-25
By: RJ Shoke
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Vae Victis: An Apocalypse LitRPG
- Vae Victis, Book 1
- By: Ivan Kal
- Narrated by: Kyla Garcia
- Length: 15 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Sold to a vampire cartel at a young age so her starving family could eat, Marianna Rojas is accustomed to fighting for her survival. When her temper leads her to make a terrible mistake, the vampire master of the Lágrima Sangrienta Cartel decides to make an example of her. Near death, her life is spared by mere chance, but she opens her eyes in the wilderness to find two moons hanging in the sky above her.
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Alternate Earth gets Systemed
- By Legend Blackthorne on 03-02-24
By: Ivan Kal
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Deus Ex Machina
- Broker, Book 1
- By: Derelict Presence
- Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
- Length: 26 hrs and 15 mins
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The opening of Pandora's Box changed the world, giving rise to an age of superhumans and monsters. Yet mankind was not safe from its own hubris, and in the end, it destroyed itself. Sonya Chernovna returns to the past with a mysterious new ability that lets her absorb powers, combine them, and even bestow them onto others. It's a power with near limitless potential.
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One of the best novels within the Regression Genre
- By Kindle Customer on 04-15-25
What listeners say about Not My First (Space?) Rodeo: A Sci-Fi LitRPG Adventure
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- Cory
- 12-20-24
Conflicts of military and civilian shows great potential.
This is one of those things where there are some potentials that are missed, such as the social services lady, and what happened to her? She could have been something really interesting. But at the same time, there was a lot of Business intrigue, some dungeon, crawls and tactics, as well as getting to see the downsides of military an. upsides of it, as well a good foundation. It should get more interesting and it's good that they let us know about certain problems with getting home. And it'll be interesting to see how this We'll begin to given to different factions and how they'll react
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- Amazon Customer
- 12-31-24
Really Enjoyed This Book
Wasn’t sure what to expect, but was very happily surprised. The story was engaging and the characters were interesting and likable. There was none of that acting stupid and walking into the bad and crying about it afterwards. These characters were intelligent and well thought out. Bravo!!!
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- Christopher
- 12-21-24
Not bad. Though the title seems unintentionally ironic.
This audiobook very much felt like the first novel by an author with some potential (hence the above review title). So the plot was interesting and had well-defined characters and pretty good pacing… but it does have its flaws.
A lot of the MC’s inner monologue was overwrought and cringy. There were a plethora of missed opportunities and missteps with the game mechanics, and the world building was very myopic in its detail. The plot was interesting and engaging but the overall story arch had some holes and could have done with a more deliberate structure.
As for the narration, it was above average, though if you’re like me and don’t like narrators who over-express the dramatic descriptions and MC angst then you will find some of it to be a little annoying. I’m sure plenty of listeners won’t even notice it judging by how many people think Daniel Wisniewski is not a ruiner of every audiobook that he has ever narrated.
On the whole I would recommend this if you’re in the same spot as I am, and you have already listened to every single GameLit audiobook on Audible (that was written by an author who’s level of intellectual and sexual maturity has made it past junior high school anyway). This isn’t the book I would hand to someone who has never read LitRPG/Gamelit before, but it does fine when your only other options are audiobooks with covers that are dominated by cartoon boobies.
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