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Biomedical Self-Engineering
- A Blue Box Universe Series, Book 1
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James, Jude Erin
- Length: 6 hrs and 40 mins
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Divorced and working as a security guard in Portland, 73-year-old Carl is attacked by an unknown creature before he is able to taser it to death. After being released from the hospital, he discovers by accident that he is unwittingly acquiring DNA samples from other people he touches.
He discovers a number of shocking facts about himself when a blue box appears in his right eye. Most importantly, he discovers that his health is nowhere near what he assumed it would be. Can he reverse the negative aspects of his health using these blue boxes, somehow? And can he reverse his poor financial situation after his wife took half his pension just before retirement?
Biomedical Self-Engineering is a LitRPG slice-of-life adventure following Carl as he discovers new ways of living life when he is nearing the end of his own. There are no explicit scenes, no harems, and only one swear word at the very end.
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When Betsy Devonshire arrived in Excelsior, Minnesota, all she wanted was to visit her sister Margot and get her life in order. She never dreamed her sister would give her a place to stay and a job at her needlecraft shop. In fact, things had never looked so good - until Margot was murdered. In a town this friendly, it's hard to imagine who could have committed such a horrible act, but Betsy has a few ideas. There's an ex-employee who wants to start her own needlework store. And there's the landlord who wanted Margot out. Now Betsy's putting together a list of motives and suspects....
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British style mystery set in America
- By Sara on 01-13-14
By: Monica Ferris
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Sweet Masterpiece
- Samantha Sweet Series, Book 1
- By: Connie Shelton
- Narrated by: Andrea Bates
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Samantha Sweet breaks into houses for a living - all perfectly legal as a caretaker for the USDA. But her real dream is to open her own pastry shop, 'Sweet's Sweets.' Life is a little crazy for Sam right now. At one of her break-in properties, a dying woman insists that she take a small wooden box. Sam doesn't realize that the old woman was known locally as a 'bruja,' a witch, until she begins to feel some strange effects from the box.
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Picky, I know I'm Picky.
- By Judy King on 03-02-16
By: Connie Shelton
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Working Stiff
- Mattie Winston Mysteries, Book 1
- By: Annelise Ryan
- Narrated by: Jorjeana Marie
- Length: 9 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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When Mattie Winston catches her husband, Dr. David Winston, receiving some very special loving care from RN Karen Owenby, she quits her job and moves out. Mattie's best friend, Izzy, offers her a place to stay and suggests she'd be a natural as deputy coroner. Now, instead of taking patients' pulses, Mattie's weighing their hearts and livers. But Mattie's first homicide call turns out to be for none other than Nurse Karen, and even though she saw her ex in a heated argument with the newly deceased the night before, she refuses to believe David could be a killer.
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Not a cozy mystery
- By Michelle on 09-21-22
By: Annelise Ryan
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Murder of Magpies
- By: Judith Flanders
- Narrated by: Susan Duerden
- Length: 8 hrs and 20 mins
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It's just another day at the office for book editor Samantha Clair. Checking jacket copy for howlers, wondering how to break it to her star novelist that her latest effort is utterly unpublishable, lunch scheduled with gossipy author Kit Lowell, whose new book will deliciously dish the dirt on the fashion industry. But little does she know how much trouble Kit's book is about to be. Before it even goes to print.
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Excellent novel, horrible narrator
- By David on 03-20-17
By: Judith Flanders
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Barefoot Season
- A Blackberry Island Novel, Book 1
- By: Susan Mallery
- Narrated by: Sarah Grace
- Length: 9 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Michelle Sanderson may appear to be a strong, independent woman, but on the inside, she’s still the wounded girl who fled home years ago. A young army vet, Michelle returns to the quaint Blackberry Island Inn to claim her inheritance and recover from the perils of war. Instead, she finds the owner’s suite occupied by the last person she wants to see. Carly Williams and Michelle were once inseparable, until a shocking betrayal destroyed their friendship. And now Carly is implicated in the financial disaster lurking behind the inn’s cheerful veneer.
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Narrator Ruins It
- By Gale Ann on 03-25-13
By: Susan Mallery
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Abby Cooper, Psychic Eye
- Psychic Eye Mysteries, Book 1
- By: Victoria Laurie
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Michaels
- Length: 9 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Abby Cooper is a P.I., psychic intuitive. But her insight failed her when she didn't foresee the death of one of her clients - or that the lead investigator for the case is the gorgeous blind date she just met. Now, with the police suspicious of her abilities and a killer on the loose, Abby's future looks more uncertain than ever.
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Abby Is The Worst.
- By Keri on 05-16-14
By: Victoria Laurie
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Fundraising the Dead
- A Museum Mystery
- By: Sheila Connolly
- Narrated by: Robin Miles
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
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At The Society for the Preservation of Pennsylvania Antiques, fundraiser Eleanor "Nell" Pratt solicits donations - and sometimes solves crimes. When a collection of George Washington's letters is lost on the same day that an archivist is found dead, it seems strange that the Society president isn't pushing for an investigation. Nell goes digging herself, and soon uncovers a long, rich history of crime.
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Not Sure About This Series
- By Chalis on 11-21-14
By: Sheila Connolly
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Little Shop of Homicide
- A Devereaux’s Dime Store Mystery, Book 1
- By: Denise Swanson
- Narrated by: Maia Guest
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Dev Sinclair is the happy new owner of the old-fashioned shop in her small Missouri town. But if she doesn't focus on finding the killer of her ex's fiance, this five-and-dime owner may find herself serving 25 to life.
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Definitely not what I expect from Denise Swanson!
- By Brenda on 06-16-12
By: Denise Swanson
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I Predict a Riot
- Murder, Extortion & Carrot Cake
- By: Colin Bateman
- Narrated by: Adam Moore
- Length: 21 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Walter has a rubbish job, so has Margaret. But when they meet through a dating agency, neither is who they seem. Margaret's married for a start, and Walter's encounter with her husband, Billy, leaves him black and blue. Billy's a dodgy accountant for politician and racketeer Pink Harrison, who is about to come unstuck.
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PICK ME PLEASE PICK ME WE'LL HAVE LOTS OF FUN
- By Louise on 10-19-08
By: Colin Bateman
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Short Squeeze
- By: Chris Knopf
- Narrated by: Deanna Hurst
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
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Meet smart-aleck Southampton attorney Jackie Swaitkowski. Her business relies on constant movement of Hamptons' real estate market. After making an odd request to evict his sister-in-law from his home, one of her clients turns up dead. Jackie would have expected that to be the end of it, but an envelope found on the corpse contains an item so unusual that she finds herself working on something bigger, and more dangerous, than real estate.
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Great Listen - Good Series
- By Patricia on 02-15-10
By: Chris Knopf
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- Nighteyes
- 08-27-24
fun, but predictable
Great voices, great story with a fun twist to the whole implementation of a system
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- OBX CameraMan
- 04-02-22
Hehehehe, that was fun
I'm old! I get bit by an alien aaand now I'm upgrading myself! Too fun!
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- Curtis
- 04-04-22
A nice low stakes breather.
I gotten a copy of this audio book in a giveaway and was asked to review it once I was done.
Biomedical Self-Engineering is a litrpg slice of life centering around an elderly man named Carl who gained the ability to modify his body, with this he gain a new motivation to pursue a new lifestyle. Let me be the first to say that this is a much needed breath of fresh air from the endless amount of edge-lord power fantasy, harem fantasy, and apocalypse fantasy there is out there. The stakes are small, but there are hints of something more going on in the background and I can't wait to see what more Jon Svenson has for us.
Sound Booth Theater has once again knocked it out of the park with their performance. Justine Thomas James and Jude Erin are great narrators and gives story a whole new dimension to enjoy. SBT makes it really hard to listen to audiobooks that were not narrated by them.
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- Andri Thorlacius
- 01-04-23
Brilliant! Great world building
If you are into world/business/empire development and litrpg and have some real world experience this book is for you.
This has been the most enjoyable read of the past few books I have read. It is light with a dash of slice of life and relatively well passed
The Narrators did a great job of bringing this book to light.
The artwork on the cover might be a bit off putting but don't let that stop you if you are curious about this book. I promise it is better on the inside 😉
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- Christopher
- 03-31-22
Love the book and I can’t wait for the next one!
First let me start by saying I did receive this in a giveaway from Soundbooth and honestly it’s probably not one I would have thought to get otherwise, but man I’m glad I got this book. I have over 1200 audiobooks in my audible library so I listen and read a lot of books, so a lot of time I look at the length of a book and I hate to say it but that plays a lot into my purchases. Now that being said, this book is a little on the short side for what I usually listen too, but it was what I needed. I’ve been listening to a lot of more action pack fast paced litrpg and if that’s what you want then you won’t like this book all too much. It’s definitely more slice of life with light litrpg settings. Now with everything that went on in the book it has the foundation of having more action and and excitement later on if the author wants to take it that way. So I’m curious to see where Jon Svenson is going to take this story and can’t wait to go along for the ride. As always Soundbooth delivers in the narration. They have some talented people and I know when I get an audiobook from them I’ll have no worries about the narrator’s. I would love to write more but I’m writing this review while I’m at work so I need to keep it shorter. Need more money for more audiobooks. I swear I don’t have a problem. At least that’s what I tell my wife lols. But give this book a shot. It’s a nice relaxing listen that will make you want to know what happens next!
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- Christopher
- 05-01-22
A solid slice of life GameLit-ish story.
This is one of a very small number of audiobooks I’ve purchased with a run time under 8-9 hours. Normally, I see any audiobook that comes in under 9 hours as a cash grab or a book by an author who isn’t yet ready to write a “real” book and thus is probably not yet a particularly good fantasy writer.
I was pleasantly surprised in this instance. This book is by no means great, but I don’t think the author was going for that. In the end this book was an interesting tale about an old man taking a chance to try new things and change his life.
While there is a GameLit element to this story the Game aspect is more of a catalyst for the MC than a structurally integral part of the story so far. There are no “stats” in the normal sense and like you’d expect from an old man who never owned a computer the protagonist spends very little time thinking about or interacting with “the system.”
On the whole it was an enjoyable experience and the book didn’t leave me feeling like the author/publisher was trying to pull a fast one. A lot happens in the course of the book while still keeping the SoL vibe.
If you’re looking for epic then this isn’t it, but if you have space in your cue for a different kind of story then this book might be your jam.
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- Dragaen
- 03-31-22
Good Job
I was kind of hoping for a more slow build on the guy. Like he’d level up and slowly repair his body. But that got trashed by the initial points he had to curing cancer and all manner of unhealthy body problems.
The story was kind of all over the place as he goes from old dude who just got the system to slowly making a fortune on treasure hunting. Going to see if book 2 slows that down a bit.
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- Kindle Customer
- 05-05-22
what an intriguing concept
wow this story really gripped my attention. It not only plays with the fantasy of what would you do if you were suddenly rich but also adds a very nice syfy twist that has me excited for the bigger story. I also find interesting how the story facilitate rapid growth of the main character seeing what is essentially a boomer stuck in the past become a tech and business savvy entrepreneur. and both Justin and Jude do a wonderful job with the narration
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- Bradley Tribbett
- 04-03-22
given this book for free from soundbooth
asked to write a review. not my favorite book but is really enjoyable. I reccomend this book for anyone who can accept conspiracy theorists and would like to see a system in a modern day given to someone with no such knowledge of such abilities or tropes.
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- SiviD
- 08-30-24
great change of pace
this was a nice slice of life story of the MC getting powers on earth. story was interesting and jtj narrated it perfectly. can't wait for book 2
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