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Homicidal Aliens Are Invading and All I Got Is This Stat Menu

All I Got Is This Stat Menu, Book 1

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Homicidal Aliens Are Invading and All I Got Is This Stat Menu

By: J.J. Ackerknecht
Narrated by: Stephanie Savannah
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Infinite power at your fingertips and a target on your back.

Anya Nowicki, along with thousands of people around the globe, has found herself a host for alien technology known as the Archive.

The Archive allows its hosts to alter their minds and bodies in an instant through holographic menu systems. With the touch of a button, anyone can become super strong, gain magical abilities, purchase a giant robot, or become a master in an almost infinite number of skills ranging from advanced combat techniques to fidget-spinning.

However, Anya has also become the target for nightmarish, shape-shifting creatures that have come to Earth following the newfound extraterrestrial tech. The Archive can grant their hosts great power, but it may not be enough to survive the horde of murderous aliens hunting them down.

Homicidal Aliens Are Invading and All I Got Is This Stat Menu contains strong language and graphic violence.

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"Very much worth the read."—Alex Kozlowski, author of Wagga: Alpha Physics
Entertaining Story • Well-crafted Worldbuilding • Engaging Narration • Relatable Protagonist • Fun Elements
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ok so usually books in this genre are all character building and no actual story. this has both! I found this in the freebie section and listened to it at work, then bought the rest of the series. great listen!

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I like that neither the protagonist nor the antagonist are OP or static in their thinking or strategy. I also like the depth of side characters and factions as independent entities that aren't 2D cutouts that only exist to oppose or help the MC. Interested in the next story. BTW if you want a fantasy variant that is similar in having a world where people other than the MC aren't just 2D NPCs try Salvos series

Surprisingly well plotted

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I really don't like the minimum word count requirements for audible reviews. . . .

good book

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if I'd read this first, I might've liked it a lot more, but it reminded me too much of stray cat strut in so many ways and I liked that series a lot than this one so far. it's still good though.

it's good

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This book caught me by surprise. Very interesting and fun characters. No subtext or political messages. Just ordinary people. Funny and entertaining.

Fun and unique

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Anya is amazing. Strong funny female protagonists are needed in the genre and it's refreshing to see her take no shit. and Pan is adorable but I wanna see him wild out to save his friends

Action, Comedy, and a protagonist that won't quit

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What a fun start to hopefully a long standing series. This is such an interesting concept and so well thought out.

Voice acting was wonderful

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Random people are given a System by aliens because bad guys are about to invade. Learning the system takes a back set as the bad guys arrive early. Now the race is on to get powerful, gather allies, and survive the government. In the end one of the evil generals is defeated. A new government agency is created and the world prepares to fight the aliens.

This is a fun listen. Well told, good pace. Interesting world. Please enjoy

Fun

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Pretty great start to a new series! It was funny and has good combat! It’s a pretty good idea how humans would probably react to suddenly getting powers and I can’t wait for the next one!

Pretty awesome combat and it’s funny!

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It had just the right amount of system for an audiobook, a great style that I enjoyed, and some world building that has me excited for the next!

Loved it.

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