Petunia's Pandemonium
Sea Shenanigans, Book 5
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About this listen
Mix one part Mermaid - one part Genie. Throw in an intoxicated God of the Sea and a few smack-talking Pirates. What have you got? Pandemonium. Petunia’s Pandemonium to be more accurate.
Letting the ocean current take me where it may for the last 25 years hasn’t worked out so great. So, instead of getting my tail in a knot, I’m making some swimmingly simple changes.
- Stay on Mystical Isle with my cousins who love me.
- Avenge my parents and eliminate the sea monster who’s wreaking havoc.
- Forget about the gorgeous, no-good Genie who left me at the altar…so to speak.
- Stay away from Genies until the end of time.
- Join Poseidon’s embarrassingly named online dating service for Immortals and get back into the game.
What could go wrong?
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Rena Jackson is ready. She's worked her tail off to open up her own hair salon, and she's almost ready to quit her job at the dive bar. Rena's also a diehard romantic, and she's had her eye on bar regular Axel Heller for a while. He's got that tall-brooding-and-handsome thing going big time. Problem is, he's got that buttoned-up Germanic-ice-man thing going as well. With Valentine's Day just around the corner, Rena's about ready to give up on Axel and find her own Mr. Right.
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Do Not Waste Your Time
- By InspiredByBeauty on 03-17-21
By: Marie Harte
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Second String Savior
- From the Tome of Bill Universe (False Icons Series, Book 1)
- By: Rick Gualtieri, R.E. Carr
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 12 hrs and 46 mins
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Imagine going to bed with mousy brown locks and waking up with a headful of supernova scarlet. It's a hot new look for me - literally, because it bursts into flames whenever I'm threatened. My magical makeover is all Gary's fault. I knew there was something off from the moment he transferred to my school. Go figure. He's a wizard with a trust fund and an inferiority complex. Now, thanks to him, I've graduated from high school bullies to supernatural terrors and that's not all. Fate has chosen me to face the legendary vampire destined to destroy the world.
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think Tome of Bill for highschoolers
- By john moglia on 12-04-19
By: Rick Gualtieri, and others
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Heartless
- The Privileged of Pembroke High, Book 1
- By: Ivy Fox
- Narrated by: Laurie Winkel, Jeremy York
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
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They saw me for the girl I am and the person I yearn to become one day - a woman who thrives in her freedom and dances away in her rightfully earned independence. The love we shared for each other was probably the only miracle I would be granted in this life, and I knew they felt the same. Or so I thought. Everything I held dear has been robbed from me, and I’ve been a victim of theft too many times to mention. I will not have them steal my pride. They can keep my heart, for all I care. The day they became my stepbrothers, it stopped working anyway.
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Great narration. story was just above average
- By Sonia4479 on 09-25-20
By: Ivy Fox
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Contract Signed
- By: Marie Harte
- Narrated by: Jason Clarke
- Length: 5 hrs and 19 mins
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Noel Ice Cavanaugh's method is foolproof: get in, do the job, get out, melt away without a trace. Neat. Tidy. No mistakes. This time, though, something isn't right. Two somethings. First, a random attack that feels not-so-random. Then he discovers a baby on his doorstep with a note claiming it's his. Unfortunately, the sexy neighbor who found the boy first has too many questions in her eyes to ignore.
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GOOD.. BUT TOTALLY NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 08-02-19
By: Marie Harte
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Team A.L.P.H.A. Books 1-4
- Team ALPHA Bundle, Book 1
- By: Susi Hawke, Crista Crown
- Narrated by: Colin Darcy
- Length: 20 hrs and 7 mins
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Team A.L.P.H.A. is an mpreg wolf shifter series full of protective alphas, side splitting moments of laughter, dangerous missions, pregnancy, babies, and endless feels. Grabbed, Taken, Struck and Hacked. Included with the first four stories of this series are four brand new epilogues, for more of your favorite team's crazy antics!
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Robo narrator , did not really enjoy Colin Darcy
- By longtime customer on 07-02-20
By: Susi Hawke, and others
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The Lightning-Struck Heart
- By: TJ Klune
- Narrated by: Michael Lesley
- Length: 19 hrs and 49 mins
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Once upon a time, in an alleyway in the slums of the City of Lockes, a young and somewhat lonely boy named Sam Haversford turns a group of teenage douchebags into stone completely by accident. Of course, this catches the attention of a higher power, and Sam's pulled from the only world he knows to become an apprentice to the king's wizard, Morgan of Shadows.
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Absolutely brilliant
- By Rain on 12-23-15
By: TJ Klune
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The Magician's Brother
- The Magician's Brother, Book 1
- By: HDA Roberts
- Narrated by: Kevin Kemp
- Length: 12 hrs and 22 mins
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My twin brother is a Wizard and thinks he's the only magician in the family. It's actually a little funny that he hasn't suspected anything different over the last 17 years - with my constantly need to keep his idiot face out of danger and stupidity - but that's not today's problem. You see, someone's trying to kill him.
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I don't understand the positive reviews
- By Christopher on 06-24-22
By: HDA Roberts
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Southern Storms
- By: Brittainy C. Cherry
- Narrated by: Nikki Thomas, Paul Stefano
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
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After leaving the city life behind to escape my loveless marriage, I moved to small-town Havenbarrow for a fresh start. What I didn’t expect was to find myself drawn to the town’s black sheep. They called him troubled, cold, a man with a dark past. What everyone seemed to miss about Jax was the splashes of light in his eyes, the random acts of kindness he performed when no one was watching, and the way he made me smile and laugh.
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Hold on to your credit
- By RachNYC on 11-03-22
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Where I End and You Begin
- By: Preston Norton
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch
- Length: 13 hrs and 19 mins
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Ezra Slevin is an anxious, neurotic insomniac who spends his nights questioning his place in the universe and his days obsessing over Imogen, a nerdy girl with gigantic eyebrows and a heart of gold. For weeks, Ezra has been working up the courage to invite Imogen to prom. The only problem is Imogen's protective best friend, Wynonna Jones. Wynonna has blue hair, jams to 80s rock, and has made a career out of tormenting Ezra for as long as he can remember. Then, on the night of a total solar eclipse, something strange happens to Ezra and Wynonna - and they wake up in each other's bodies.
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Just soooooo good!
- By Tamra L. Torero-linares on 06-21-19
By: Preston Norton
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Aggro
- An Emotional Forbidden Romance
- By: CoraLee June, Carrie Gray
- Narrated by: Addison Barnes
- Length: 10 hrs and 28 mins
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Two boys. One tragedy. Grief bonds us. The mystery of this murder will break us. My best friend was brutally ripped from this world, but her brother and boyfriend are still here. One of them wants to use me. The other wants to forget me. Both of them make me feel alive. We’ll find Violet’s murderer, no matter the cost. Two boys. One tragedy. Grief bonds us. Love will tear us apart.
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The Final Epilogue 😏
- By Karen Dee on 09-09-20
By: CoraLee June, and others
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Lost and Found Sisters
- By: Jill Shalvis
- Narrated by: Karen White
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
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After losing her sister in a devastating car accident, chef Quinn Weller is finally getting her life back on track. She appears to have it all: a loving family, a dream job in one of LA's hottest eateries, and a gorgeous boyfriend dying to slip an engagement ring on her finger. So why does she feel so empty, like she's looking for a missing piece she can't find?
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Outstanding!
- By Terri C. on 08-06-17
By: Jill Shalvis
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Forbidden Mafia Prince
- The Malvagio Duet, Book 1
- By: Ella Frank, Brooke Blaine
- Narrated by: Aiden Snow
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
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In Manhattan, tensions are rising. In a play for power, the Rossetti family has made a decisive blow, crippling their rivals—an act that has forced the Fiores to make a desperate move to maintain their supremacy. Many miles away, Luca Davis, a young medical student, has no idea his life is about to change. No idea that everything he's been told about his life has been a lie.
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Swoon!
- By Kindle Customer on 02-17-23
By: Ella Frank, and others
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In His Corner
- By: Alexandra Warren
- Narrated by: Wesleigh Siobhan, Winston James
- Length: 8 hrs and 9 mins
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Train. Fight. Repeat. That's been Princeton "The Prince" Lattimore's life for as long as he can remember. But when an interruption to his heavyweight champion world comes in the form of an alluring journalist who sees well beyond his undefeated stature, he quickly learns there’s a lot more to life outside of the boxing ring.
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Great boxing story
- By Kindle Customer Dee on 02-19-23
By: Alexandra Warren
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Royal Series 1
- The Royal Treatment
- By: MaryJanice Davidson
- Narrated by: Piper Goodeve
- Length: 6 hrs and 49 mins
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In a world nearly identical to ours, the North won the Civil War, Ben Affleck is the sexiest man alive, and Russia never sold Alaska to the US. Instead, Alaska is a rough, beautiful country ruled by a famously eccentric royal family, and urgently in need of a bride for the crown prince. But they have no idea what they're in for when they offer the job to a feisty commoner, a girl who's going to need...The Royal Treatment.
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Exceptional
- By Amazon Customer on 03-12-20
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- Celeste Diaz
- 02-13-20
So freaking hilarious!!
This book was amazing!!! I absolutely loved the witty dialogue and the characters! I laughed so hard at times, it was amazing!! I love Petunia and Upton and everyone in this series!
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- laura
- 03-14-20
Loved it!
Another great Sea Shenanigans book! This book will make you laugh and cringe at the same time, perfect!
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- Kim
- 02-23-20
Snort Fest of Fun
Petunia's Pandemonium is a wonderful snort fest for the commuter! I couldn't keep up with all of the Piratee Hoodwinking Blabberfessing Name Begibberging comments that I wanted to bookmark, oh and drive too. I figured I would just get the book and dip it in highlighter ink. After that I was able to sit back, laugh and enjoy my commute. I adored Upton as Petunia's BFF as much as Petunia loved him. All of the characters from Petunia and Del to the cousins, Pirate Doug, Del's parents are delightfully enjoyable and fun.
Erin Mallon and Max Bellmore did a sensational job bringing this whole host of characters and sea faring antics to life. While this is part of a series, it does not have to be listened to in any order for the pure enjoyment of all the shenanigans.
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- Michelle Eriksen
- 02-18-20
Super Fun Read
If you are looking for a fun and laugh out loud read then you need to check this book out. Mermaids, Gods, Pirates and all kinds of mythical creatures have all created a family of their own and now Petunia's true love Del has come to claim her.
This story is full of laugh out loud moments, fun and interesting characters and an out of this world story.
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- LaneOfTheNorth
- 02-22-20
A fun and enjoyable escape!
Petunia’s life derailed when her parents were killed a hundred years ago then again when her true love didn’t show up for their mating ceremony 25 years ago. But life goes on. She has found her family, possibly a forever home. Found a randy, VERY limber, pirate as her new BFF, a healthy fear of bean salad and maybe, just maybe a little bit of happiness...
I laughed through pretty much the whole book. Before I knew it my housework was done and so was the book. I highly recommend this book and series if you are looking for a good laugh and a bit of Shenanigans!
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- CandiTerrill
- 02-18-20
More Awesome Sea shenanigans
Robyn Peterman delivers again in this slightly ridiculous, completely silly story of love, family, and bean salad. I never tire of the way these stories make me laugh. I can’t imagine what it must be like to live in this author’s household. I’d probably laugh till I had actual abs.
The narrative by Erin & Max fit the mood of the book perfectly, and I am so happy with it, I can’t think of a single critique.
If you want to laugh, while enjoying a good story, get this one.
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- SCambra
- 03-23-20
Outrageous Fun!
Another outrageously fun adventure on Mystical Isle. You can’t help but fall in love with Petunia and the rest of the gang. They’ll make you laugh, cry, and laugh a lot more. What’s not to love? And with audio, it’s even better!
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- Laura
- 02-20-20
Loved their shenanigans!!
This was a first book that I’ve read from this author. I don’t think I’ve laughed as much while listening to a book before. Some of the characters were hilarious and the stuff they spouted kept me intrigued to the story from the beginning till the very end. Not only was it hilarious there was also a great storyline and plot. I was rooting for both Petunia and Del and I loved this story. Looking forward to reading and listening to more from this author.
I really enjoyed the narrators for this book. I highly recommend. They brought the entertainment to the story and gave it life. Loved it!!
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