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Austin J. Bailey
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Austin J. Bailey
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Three friends. Two ancient mysteries. One magical porta-potty.
Complete with 157 footnotes and a button that makes sheep fall from the sky, Simon Fayter and the Doors of Bone is the rip-roaring tale of an endearingly overconfident and hilarious boy genius. Simon has no idea that the quirky old tutor his mom works for is hiding an ancient secret, but the truth comes out when dark forces attack. Simon inherits a dusty coat, a slew of strange powers, and an age-old mystery. Namely, that the strange "lucky streak" he was born with is actually something much more complicated. And more dangerous....
Austin J. Bailey has entertained over 500,000 listeners with his best-selling Magemother series, and his latest work is better than ever. Doors of Bone is the first in a series of five middle-grade fantasy novels for kids of all ages.
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Love the Tone
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foot notes
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Started slow, but by the end I wanted more…
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Great story, Great Narrator!
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beautifully written and witty
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I guess I like fantasy books
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Don't let the number of foot notes scare you. They are carefully and professionally crafted into the audiobook as to not disturb the experience. In fact, they are a rich and refreshing addition and the reader would lose wealth and depth to the development of the characters if they were not included.
Captivating!
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utter shock and elation
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