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Solar Dragons Need Love, Too! 7
- Nightmare Girls Beach Weekend
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon
- Length: 6 hrs and 59 mins
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Publisher's summary
Dating can be a nightmare...But not when you're dating the Nightmare Girls.
Brock did it. He saved the city from the evil Void Cartel and earned himself a break. Phase One of that break? Get to know some of the new girls that joined up with Solar Dreams Media, starting with the Nightmare Girls!
Their vacation destination of choice is Moonchild Beach, one of a few beach resorts in Meteoropolis. Though Brock has to balance his obligations to them with those to the city, his daughters, and yes, the Dream Girls and Evil Girls, he couldn't be more ready for this opportunity to get to know the feisty, spirited newcomers.
But... when Brock sees an opportunity to address his personal existential dread once and for all, he jumps on it. It's not enough to live until the end of the universe; he wants to live happily with all his women and his family well beyond that. Will he find the answer he's looking for? Will he upgrade his bond with Ember Black, Lunaticia, Viperka, Petal, and Velvet? Will the Brock Point System finally be abolished? And how will the other ladies cope with his absence over the long weekend?
Tune in for the answers to these and other exciting questions in this installment of Solar Dragons Need Love, Too! We're on a new arc now, baby, and if you're here for the babes and the banter, you should enjoy it!
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- By Geoffrey Christian on 10-08-24
By: John Scalzi
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Temporal
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In the not-too-distant future, a 21-member crew launches from Earth. Their mission: to establish a temporary colony on Mars. Little do they know that colony will become permanent–and the last stand of the human race. Because, without warning, every single person left on Earth simply...vanishes. Now, a thousand years later, the resources needed to sustain life are running out, and the very existence of the Mars colony is threatened. Humankind has only one option–to return to its home planet.
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It was ok.
- By Cregg Terasa on 08-06-24
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- Kindle Customer
- 07-26-24
amazeballs
love that Esoterica, incubus RA, and this series are all connected to some extent. not sure if all of Mr. Knightley's books are all connected as I haven't read them all yet. but the ones I have I enjoy thoroughly.
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- Posiden300
- 09-21-24
Love the nightmare girls time.
We get a good look at who the nightmare girls are and what makes them tic.
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- Jeremy
- 05-02-24
love this series
It gets better with every book, it’s fun and chill a nice break between my more action packed Litrpgs also Alyssa Poon is sooooo good, she is amazing
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- John Gilbert
- 04-21-24
Fantastic addition to push the series forward.
Not much to say, if you’re this far into the series you know to expect heartfelt moments, a lot of humor, and over the top spicy scenes. Honestly hope this series goes on for a dozen more books, at least.
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- BiduscasMate
- 04-25-24
Nightmare Girls time to shine
Very happy to see another book in this series. The humor is wonderful and the characters are so full of life. I am anxiously awaiting Book 8!
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- Andrew
- 06-13-24
Awesome!
Can’t get enough of this series! It’s so funny and great! If y’all haven’t listened to this book yet or the book in the series
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- Mark lockemy
- 08-29-24
Book enjoyment
So far, I’ve really enjoyed these books of the series. Can’t wait for the next book out. Very good job.
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- Joshua Airington
- 04-22-24
5 stars
👍👍👍👍👍I hope there are more books to come in this series! The MC is great along with a really good supporting cast! The story is captivating! The narrator also did a good job of bringing the story to life! Great job Virgil Knightley!
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- DaynenMc
- 04-23-24
SOOOOOO glad there's more ❣️
Brock takes the Nightmare Girls on a "get to know you" getaway.
They teleport to a beach/hotel vacation spot and what you'd expect from this series happens, but some other stuff too. 😁
I love it!
Really looking forward to the next book.
I'm giving this book 9 out of 5 stars.
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- Dean Buzzell
- 05-18-24
Ugh. Just….Ugh
Throughout this series I’ve stated the worst thing about it was a solo female narrator. With THIS episode, however, I’m going with the narration being the BEST quality. The story and the writing are just crap. The author takes just too many liberties with the intelligence of his readers.
This series has gone from fair to bad to ludicrous, and I’m just DONE with this insult
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