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Alyssa Poon
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Virgil Knightley
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Dating can be a nightmare...But not when you're dating the Nightmare Girls.
Brock did it. He saved the city from the evil Void Cartel and earned himself a break. Phase One of that break? Get to know some of the new girls that joined up with Solar Dreams Media, starting with the Nightmare Girls!
Their vacation destination of choice is Moonchild Beach, one of a few beach resorts in Meteoropolis. Though Brock has to balance his obligations to them with those to the city, his daughters, and yes, the Dream Girls and Evil Girls, he couldn't be more ready for this opportunity to get to know the feisty, spirited newcomers.
But... when Brock sees an opportunity to address his personal existential dread once and for all, he jumps on it. It's not enough to live until the end of the universe; he wants to live happily with all his women and his family well beyond that. Will he find the answer he's looking for? Will he upgrade his bond with Ember Black, Lunaticia, Viperka, Petal, and Velvet? Will the Brock Point System finally be abolished? And how will the other ladies cope with his absence over the long weekend?
Tune in for the answers to these and other exciting questions in this installment of Solar Dragons Need Love, Too! We're on a new arc now, baby, and if you're here for the babes and the banter, you should enjoy it!
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- Kindle Customer
- 07-26-24
amazeballs
love that Esoterica, incubus RA, and this series are all connected to some extent. not sure if all of Mr. Knightley's books are all connected as I haven't read them all yet. but the ones I have I enjoy thoroughly.
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- Jeremy
- 05-02-24
love this series
It gets better with every book, it’s fun and chill a nice break between my more action packed Litrpgs also Alyssa Poon is sooooo good, she is amazing
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- John Gilbert
- 04-21-24
Fantastic addition to push the series forward.
Not much to say, if you’re this far into the series you know to expect heartfelt moments, a lot of humor, and over the top spicy scenes. Honestly hope this series goes on for a dozen more books, at least.
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- BiduscasMate
- 04-25-24
Nightmare Girls time to shine
Very happy to see another book in this series. The humor is wonderful and the characters are so full of life. I am anxiously awaiting Book 8!
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- Andrew
- 06-13-24
Awesome!
Can’t get enough of this series! It’s so funny and great! If y’all haven’t listened to this book yet or the book in the series
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- Mark lockemy
- 08-29-24
Book enjoyment
So far, I’ve really enjoyed these books of the series. Can’t wait for the next book out. Very good job.
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- Posiden300
- 09-21-24
Love the nightmare girls time.
We get a good look at who the nightmare girls are and what makes them tic.
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- Ron Butler
- 01-07-25
Love the "Love is Love" vibe
I love that Brock's "Love" is the same, but different, for each of his girls. And yet it's all "his" love. I would recommend this series to anyone that loves the Harem stories where the harem mates are "girlfriends" as opposed to duty posts or slaves.
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- Scmcmaho
- 12-20-24
love it
this is a great series, i absolutely CANNOT WAIT for the next one!
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- DaynenMc
- 04-23-24
SOOOOOO glad there's more ❣️
Brock takes the Nightmare Girls on a "get to know you" getaway.
They teleport to a beach/hotel vacation spot and what you'd expect from this series happens, but some other stuff too. 😁
I love it!
Really looking forward to the next book.
I'm giving this book 9 out of 5 stars.
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