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Scully Fyfe
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Elena Sobol
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Bloodthirsty monsters. Stupid-hot elves. And a demigod who wants his “destiny” to shove it.
Hi, I’m Dmitry, Baba Yaga’s grandson—but don’t tell my boss at the bar. For a guy who makes great beer, a lot of people want to kill me. Ever since my grandma hid me and my magic daggers in Utah, I’ve kept a low profile with my metalhead roommates.
‘Cause that’s what you do when your demigod cousins want to burn you alive.
Now portals to my home world are opening across the city, trashing my hard-won new identity. Not to mention all the human-snacking monsters they’re letting through.
My shifter friend, Alysa, wants me to help hunt down the shidiot tearing open reality and, even worse, the universal police are threatening deportation.
This is about to get messy. And if my cousins follow the commotion? I am one dead demiguy.
Folklore meets humor in this action-packed urban fantasy saga. Perfect for the fans of Kevin Hearne, M.D. Massey, Deborah Wilde, and Jim Butcher.
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One moment I'm a heretical priest in the twelfth century, hunted, hated...the next, I'm waking up in the nearest corpse. Stuck in a cycle of instant reincarnation, popping back up like a tarnished penny.
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Hire a narrator!
- By Janny R on 08-22-23
By: C. N. Rowan
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Black Hand
- A Snarky Vampire Urban Fantasy Series
- By: Maya Daniels
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 11 mins
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How do you take on the most powerful organization of the supernatural world? One death at a time. A thousand years in the making, the Council finally has created their strongest weapon. What they didn’t expect was for her to target them. Forged by the pits of the underworld, Brooklyn plays her part all too well until the assassination of her friend. It was meant to send Brooklyn a message. What it did instead was unleash an uncontrolled rage that threatens the Council’s very existence. Each target tips the moral compass and realigns who is friend and who is foe. Unified by necessity, ...
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AI hard to follow/listen to, needs to be read not listened to.
- By Victoria on 08-11-24
By: Maya Daniels
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The Artificer's Apprentice
- Small Town Crafter, Book 1
- By: Tom Watts
- Narrated by: Dan Calley
- Length: 8 hrs and 33 mins
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How would you like to begin an apprenticeship in the mystical craft of artificery? You'll learn things that most people can only dream of. You'll make swords with self-sharpening blades, bows that fire by themselves, and clocks that can read the future. Even better, you'll get to live in the sunlit village of Sunhampton, a sleepy little crafter's village of cobbled streets, cozy taverns, and pleasant bakeries. If this sounds like just the life for you, then grab a beer and a sweet roll, and follow Lewis as he begins his new life as an apprentice.
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Warm and Comfy
- By Wayne Blair on 06-12-23
By: Tom Watts
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The Janitor Killed the World Boss: A LitRPG Novel
- Father of Constructs, Book 1
- By: Aaron Renfroe
- Narrated by: Michael Hopfer
- Length: 11 hrs and 35 mins
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With all civilization now on the brink of collapse, humanity's only hope is to find and kill the World Boss in order to restart the monster's rebirth cycle and bring back magic. When the Plagued janitor Harvey stumbles into a mysterious wreckage and accidentally kills the missing World Boss, he gains a million experience points, making him the target of almost all the would-be adventurers of the world.
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Great non AI content
- By Desmond on 08-04-24
By: Aaron Renfroe
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The Crucible
- Reclaimer, Book 1
- By: Waldo Rodriguez
- Narrated by: BJ Harrison
- Length: 22 hrs and 16 mins
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As an out of shape nerd, Gabriel Rivera had more pressing issues than outlandish things like godhood: Evacuating the city, joining the military, and protecting his family. Simple right? Everything changed when the PAC invaded. When the grim fate of his world is revealed, Gabriel joins the Reclaimer Project to save his family. A lowly F ranker, he's weaker than even the worst recruits. Good thing he's too stubborn for his own good.
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Teen with bad stats trains to be Top Gun
- By Ed Pegg Jr on 01-31-23
By: Waldo Rodriguez
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Kali James (The Complete Series)
- An Urban Fantasy Omnibus
- By: L.A. McBride
- Narrated by: Maria McCann
- Length: 32 hrs and 22 mins
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Moving across the country and opening a costume shop was supposed to be my chance for a normal life. What I wanted was a fresh start, one where the biggest danger would be a carelessly wielded sewing needle. What I ended up with was a trail of dead bodies, a power I didn't ask for, and a host of enemies with ties to my twin sister's decade-old murder. Throw in a stony-eyed enforcer I can't seem to shake and a new goat shifter BFF, and I'm knee deep in trouble.
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Rigid with an ok story if you can ignore plot holes
- By Lauren on 08-09-24
By: L.A. McBride
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Caleb
- By: Jeff Menapace
- Narrated by: Gary Tiedemann
- Length: 5 hrs and 40 mins
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Caleb Lambert kills people for a living. The money is nice, but it comes a distant second to his primary reason for choosing such a vocation: Caleb often calls it “scratching an itch”. Here’s the thing, though: Caleb won’t just accept any contract. He and his team thoroughly vet each and every prospective mark to make sure they deserve to be punished.
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What fun
- By Kelly e hill on 05-29-21
By: Jeff Menapace
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The Preternatural Chronicles: Books 0.5-3.5
- Preternatural Chronicles Boxsets, Volume 1
- By: Hunter Blain
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 39 hrs and 17 mins
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The first three novels and the prequel novella in the Preternatural Chronicles: I'm Glad You're Dead, Dawn and Quartered, Shadow of a Doubt, and Deliverance.
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Long in the tooth
- By Talia on 05-15-24
By: Hunter Blain
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The Newt and Demon
- A Cozy Alchemist LitRPG Adventure
- By: Edwin M. Griffiths
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland
- Length: 16 hrs and 11 mins
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When the apocalypse comes, a mysterious entity grants Theo Spencer the gift of reincarnation. The gift of a quiet life as an alchemist. He awakens in a small town in the southern reaches of a small kingdom in a non-human body. Broken Tusk doesn't seem like much, but his legendary alchemy skills will soon turn their fortune.
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The best story I’ve heard out of 300 of my stories
- By Benjamin Wright on 11-26-24
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Demon Card Enforcer
- A Deck-Building LitRPG (The Cerberus Cards, Book 1)
- By: John Stovall
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James, Jeff Hays, Tiana Camacho
- Length: 11 hrs and 36 mins
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It’s Drop Night, the one night every decade when the gods hand out cards to a lucky few. If you get a deck, you’re a deckbearer capable of wondrous feats within the Great Game system. You can control powerful monsters and summon mantles that let you fight alongside your beasts. Ethan Wolfe, top enforcer for the Grimm family mob, has already been overlooked on two previous Drop Nights. People of his ilk seldom receive cards, as the gods tend to favor people who follow their divine mandates, but that doesn’t mean Wolfe can’t hope.
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Worth the credit, great story
- By Scot on 10-05-24
By: John Stovall
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- Marcus
- 11-02-24
fantastic story 👏
I'm so glad writers like this exist in the world so I can read all their stories
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- Luka H.
- 11-01-24
funny and fast paced
Good characters and world building, quality of urban fantasy, I like the new gods and monsters, fun
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- Darin Roodman
- 03-28-24
By the magic of Baba Yaga!
Dmitry Kozlov is your ordinary 20-something living in Salt Lake City, Utah. He tends bar and waits tables at a local joint, his roommate is an adonis of an indie rock player, he’s got friends from Asia, friends from Europe, and even a friend with blue hair. He has a garden in the backyard of his house, he’s hoping to open his own distillery, life’s good in ol’ SLC, and he’s not even a Mormon!
But Dmitry’s got a secret. Dmitry isn’t - exactly - what you’d call “human”. He’s more… supernaturally endowed than that. Oh Velis above, get your heads out of the gutter. He’s a demigod!!! A harvest demigod to be precise. So his garden is completely GOATed (convenient since his last name is old Slav for “goat”), he can fix the makeup of alcoholic drinks to make them taste better and give a better buzz, and he brews THE best beers this side of the World Tree, and his rosé? Out of this world! Dmitry’s not just ANY demigod either. He’s the grandson of Baba Yaga herself (yeah, the cauldron-flying, chicken-house living, baddest witch in all of the Vyraj. THAT Baba Yaga).
Dmitry’s been hiding out in the Yav for the last 12 years. Sent to SLC by his dearest babushka to be hidden away from his incredibly homicidal cousins who’d love to separate him from the only thing he’s got left from his mother, goddess of good luck and good harvest. Her knitting needles-come-daggers. Without giving them up willingly, Dmitry’s dear cousins can’t even grab the things, so since he’s not about to hand them over, they reckon he’ll just have to die. No biggie, right? His cousins have all also come into their full demigod powers, whereas Dmitry has been avoiding doing just that. And they’re hundreds of years old and experienced with the magic and the world, where he’s in his 20s…and not. It’ll be fine, they can’t find him in SLC, the Yav is safe.
But when portals to the Vyraj start opening up randomly all over Salt Lake City, Dmitry’s buddy Alysa, a shifter and living portal (it’s a long story), is under suspicion for it by the Spiral. The agency in charge of managing the mystical to keep the mundane world never the wiser. Now Dmitry’s going to have to make a decision. Is keeping his head down worth risking one of his best friends? Is hiding from his cousins going to keep anyone safe?
I think Dmitry’s gonna need that beer.
“Stitched” is the first book in the Kozlov Chronicles (current) trilogy by Elena Sobol. With rich dives into old Slav culture, mythology, and adventure, the reader is immersed in Dmitry’s Salt Lake City, celebrating his brewing triumphs, and sweating the next firecat attack. The character and setting descriptions are rich and beautiful, so much so that you can almost smell the grass in the Vyraj. The story is a page-turning blast, from start to finish, making the reader never want to put it down and look forward to more when they reach the end. Now, for the first time available as an audiobook, the characters are brought to an even brighter life with stunning narration and beautiful descriptions. I cannot possibly recommend this audiobook (or if those aren’t your thing, e-book or novel) enough. A must-read addition to the Urban Fantasy genre that readers only knew they needed once they had it. Enjoy!
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- Raina
- 11-29-24
I have no clue what was going on
This book was so confusing and could not capture my interest completely. I found myself spacing out. I had hoped the plot would get better but it didn't. the narrator was ok, Just ok. nothing special to really make the story better to listen to.
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