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James Gillies
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Chris Fox
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How does a one-hit-point goblin become the Dark Lord?
By accident. Bert is a tiny goblin with big dreams. He follows adventurers, and loots the copper they leave behind when they take the real loot. One day, Bert hopes, he'll have enough copper to buy a warg, and finally promote from a one-HP critter to a Warg Rider.
Kit is a typical gamer hoping to enjoy a good story, but her friends are more interested in rules, loot and experience. Kit’s friends Crotchshot, Brakestuff, and the White Necromancer rampage their way across the land desperately seeking the Dark Lord trope, which gives the wielder the power to reshape the world.
When Bert accidentally steals the trope, Kit is forced to make a choice. Should she help her friends, or help a new Dark Lord rise to power?
The world will never be the same. Get ready for The Dark Lord Bert.
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- John Buckman
- 07-01-20
excellent
A great parody of gaming and fantasy. The names alone all had me laughing. I cant wait to hear Berts next tale. Please get it to audible soon!
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- Pendragon's Folly
- 02-04-20
Hilarious!
I love this book. I first read it on kindle. I now have it on audible and paperback. I pick up something new each time I read it!
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- Kindle Customer
- 01-27-22
A fun story from a master of sci-fan
Despite being absolutely ridiculous and nothing like Magitech Chronicles or Deathless, this was fun and entertaining in pretty much every way; you can't help but feel endeared to Bert on one or more levels. It's also nice to see the story that's occasionally referenced in Fox's bigger works.
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- Kindle Customer
- 04-23-19
Fun!
This book was a lot of fun to listen too, I laughed a lot and was able to enjoy a unique story can't wait for the next book!
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- Kindle Customer
- 03-25-21
funny fantasy with humor
well told humor/cute fantasy/dungeon very light hearted story. narration worked very well. Burt is the best character since waldo for semi evil/good character hope next book keeps it up
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- Jacob
- 01-27-21
Fantasy comedy-satire in its best form.
Lovable characters, saturated with modern references, just the right amount of ridiculousness; Yup. "Dark Lord Bert" will keep you engaged to the end. A good book paired with a stellar narration is what this is. Compare it to the other best satire in the genre, Orconomics.
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- Cory
- 04-14-19
Adventures laughter tears are you ready to roll?
this is a amazing mixture of great comedy tabletop slang and Accenture this is definitely something that needs to have sequels deathly and 8 book series if not more this author shows a potential that hasn't been seen since Terry Pratchett Discworld series I miss the Discworld series but maybe a small part this author can fill that void
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- Ross
- 05-05-19
amazeballs
this book was hilarious , a total must read by fox. great narrator.worth the purchase.
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- K. Hallett
- 12-03-19
what a fun listen!
I loved this. As a gamer I found it hilarious that a goblin managed to become the Dark Lord. Finally, alignment matters!
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- Justin
- 04-16-19
short threadbare
Threadbare meets the nerd tropes. Well done. Narrator sells the entire book for me... tis good young ones.
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