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The Holy Bloodlines, Book 3
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Hollie Jackson
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By:
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D.N. Hoxa
About this listen
I thought they built those walls around their cities to say that they are better than us. Special. Gods. I was wrong.
The Elyseans have always thought themselves better than us mortals. At least, that's what they want the whole world to think.
I believe it—until I complete the Elysean Trials they force me in and attend the Academy of Divine Light and Beauty. Until I meet a real Olympian goddess, and she finally sheds light on the gods' biggest secret, and it's worse than I could have ever imagined.
Turns out, there's a purpose to the Elysean Trails. There's a reason why they exist and why they choose mortals to bring to their Academy. A very good reason, just not the one the world knows.
And once again, I find myself at the center of it.
Between magic suddenly bursting out of me, training every day with the goddess of the hunt herself, and the cutest little pup in the world choosing me as her master, I have very little time to sit still and think. Shade is there, like always, keeping me grounded, and making it all bearable. Despite being worked to death, I actually enjoy my life for once. I am happier than I've ever been...
Until I accidentally leave him on the floor, unable to breathe, and nearly destroy the Void completely.
Everything spirals out of control so fast. Shade said once that the gods created us in their image, so they're just the same as us. Unfortunately for me, the more secrets I uncover about who I am and who they are, the more I realize that he is absolutely right.
For mature listeners.
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Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
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The Signal
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Two astronomers have detected a strange, pulsing signal from deep space. Within hours, the US government goes into lockdown, restricting airspace and scrubbing scientific data. Was the signal an intercepted communication revealing alarming plans for an enemy’s military strike? Or has humanity at long last found proof of extraterrestrial life?
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it did a good job keep me listening but disappointed at the ending
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- shelby danh
- 03-08-25
So hooked
Absolutely love this series Cabot put it down awesome. The narrative is awesome every thing with this series keeps you hanging on
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- MamaStarflake
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Great Storyline, Poor Execution
I stuck it through because the female MC is often stupid, annoying, whiney at the beginning of these kinds of books but get better. That is not the case here. The female MC is whiney, weak, makes terribly stupid decisions, constantly in denial/ fainting/ unable to control her own actions or care about her own surroundings and it never stops. It is a frustrating listen and without the male MC and story, this series would be unreadable. She never seems to grow or get stronger of character despite so much going on.
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