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Andrew Seiple
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Threadbare has been kidnapped by pirates!
But this is just the first step in the plan of the malevolent and mysterious puppeteer who's manipulated the pirates into bear-nappery. Which was supposed to be a proper princess kidnapping, but things went a bit sideways.
To uncover this strange mastermind's plan and properly thwart it, Threadbare must play along, keep his friends alive while they attempt to rescue him, make new friends, and help the old ones during this dangerous journey to parts unknown, all to confront the deadly and devious beastkin known only as the Phantom of the Lop Ear…
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By: Ian Rodgers
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The Palace Job
- Rogues of the Republic, Book 1
- By: Patrick Weekes
- Narrated by: Justine Eyre
- Length: 11 hrs and 17 mins
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Loch is seeking revenge. It would help if she wasn’t in jail. The plan: To steal a priceless elven manuscript that once belonged to her family, but is now in the hands of the most powerful man in the Republic. To do so, Loch - former soldier, former prisoner, and current fugitive - must assemble a crack team of magical misfits that includes a cynical illusionist, a shape shifting unicorn, a repentant death priestess, a talking magical war hammer, and a lad with seemingly no skills.
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Awful narration
- By 9littlebees on 12-18-15
By: Patrick Weekes
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InterWorld
- By: Neil Gaiman, Michael Reaves
- Narrated by: Christopher Evan Welch
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
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Joey Harker isn't a hero. In fact, he's the kind of guy who gets lost in his own house. But then one day, Joey gets really lost. He walks straight out of his world and into another dimension. Joey's walk between the worlds makes him prey to two terrible forces: armies of magic and science who will do anything to harness his power to travel between dimensions.
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A good listen
- By Gurmukh on 10-31-07
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Elizabeth's Legacy
- Royal Institute of Magic, Book 1
- By: Victor Kloss
- Narrated by: Peter Kenny
- Length: 8 hrs and 21 mins
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Two years after his parents' sudden disappearance, Ben Greenwood stumbles upon a cryptic letter that could shed some light on their whereabouts. But before he can track them down, he'll need to find the mysterious organization that sent the letter: The Royal Institute of Magic. To succeed, Ben will have to navigate a land filled with fantastic creatures and spellshooters, where magic can be bought and sold, to unravel an ancient family secret that could hold the key to defeating an evil the institute has been fighting for the last 500 years.
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What a fantastic tribute to Kloss
- By Evry1sLostButMe on 01-24-17
By: Victor Kloss
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The Sword of Summer
- Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard, Book One
- By: Rick Riordan
- Narrated by: Christopher Guetig
- Length: 15 hrs and 21 mins
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Magnus Chase has always been a troubled kid. Since his mother's mysterious death, he's lived alone on the streets of Boston, surviving by his wits, keeping one step ahead of the police and the truant officers. One day, he's tracked down by an uncle he barely knows - a man his mother claimed was dangerous. Uncle Randolph tells him an impossible secret: Magnus is the son of a Norse god. The Viking myths are true. The gods of Asgard are preparing for war. Trolls, giants and worse monsters are stirring for doomsday.
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First I was disappointed, then I was angry
- By Jeanie on 10-08-15
By: Rick Riordan
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Forever Fantasy Online
- Forever Fantasy Online, Book 1
- By: Rachel Aaron, Travis Bach
- Narrated by: Josh Hurley
- Length: 19 hrs and 23 mins
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In the real world, twenty-one-year-old library sciences student Tina Anderson is invisible and under-appreciated, but in the VR-game Forever Fantasy Online she's Roxxy—the respected leader and main tank of a top-tier raiding guild. Her brother, James Anderson, has a similar problem. IRL he’s a college drop-out struggling under debt, but in FFO he's famous—an explorer known all over the world for doing every quest and collecting the rarest items.
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The cover art is great....
- By Johnny Jeppesen on 08-18-18
By: Rachel Aaron, and others
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Tinker
- Elfhome, Book 1
- By: Wen Spencer
- Narrated by: Tanya Eby
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Inventor, girl genius Tinker lives in a near-future Pittsburgh which now exists mostly in the land of the elves. She runs her salvage business, pays her taxes, and tries to keep the local ambient level of magic down with gadgets of her own design. When a pack of wargs chase an Elven noble into her scrap yard, life as she knows it takes a serious detour.
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I wanted to like it.
- By Kelly on 01-07-15
By: Wen Spencer
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Thisby Thestoop and the Black Mountain
- By: Zac Gorman
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In the absurd land of Nth, Thisby Thestoop can be found within the forlorn walls of Castle Grimstone, down the precarious steps of the Black Mountain dungeon, up to her nose in griffon toenails, gnoll spittle, and troll meat (to give to them, not made of them).
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Fantastic
- By Amazon Customer on 11-06-18
By: Zac Gorman
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The Infernal City
- Elder Scrolls Series #1
- By: Greg Keyes
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Four decades after the Oblivion Crisis, Tamriel is threatened anew by an ancient and all-consuming evil. It is Umbriel, a floating city that casts a terrifying shadow-for wherever it falls, people die and rise again. And it is in Umbriel's shadow that a great adventure begins and a group of unlikely heroes meet. A legendary prince with a secret. A spy on the trail of a vast conspiracy. A mage obsessed with his desire for revenge. And Annaïg, a young girl in whose hands the fate of Tamriel may rest.
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Umbriel is coming
- By Brenden Zapp on 02-01-13
By: Greg Keyes
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Brimstone Angels
- A Forgotten Realms Novel
- By: Erin M. Evans
- Narrated by: Dina Pearlman
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Rejected at birth and raised in a village of tiefling misfits, Farideh expects a life without friends, love, or control over her destiny. Then she makes a pact with a devil named Lorcan, and everything changes. Lorcan promises all she ever dreamed of and asks for nothing in return. Her twin sister Havilar urges Farideh to resist the devil’s sway. But Farideh’s not so sure. Lorcan may be dangerous but the power he offers is exhilarating.
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I think I would have loved this when I was 13
- By C2 on 10-29-20
By: Erin M. Evans
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A Study in Silks
- By: Emma Jane Holloway
- Narrated by: Angele Masters
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In a Victorian era ruled by a council of ruthless steam barons, mechanical power is the real monarch and sorcery the demon enemy of the Empire. Nevertheless, the most coveted weapon is magic that can run machines - something Evelina has secretly mastered. But rather than making her fortune, her special talents could mean death or an eternity as a guest of Her Majesty's secret laboratories. What's a polite young lady to do but mind her manners and pray she's never found out?
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Too much of a bad thing
- By Bomberwizz on 11-30-14
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Ice Forged
- Ascendant Kingdoms Saga, Book 1
- By: Gail Z. Martin
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Condemned as a murderer for killing the man who dishonored his sister, Blaine "Mick" McFadden has spent the last six years in Velant, a penal colony in the frigid northern wastelands. Harsh military discipline and the oppressive magic keep a fragile peace as colonists struggle against a hostile environment. But the supply ships from Dondareth have stopped coming, boding ill for the kingdom that banished the colonists. Now, as the world's magic runs wild, McFadden and the people of Velant must fight to survive and decide their fate....
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Vampires, Mages and Gods are discussed.
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 04-07-16
By: Gail Z. Martin
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- Marquel S.
- 06-20-22
Lovely volume in the series, with tie-in to other
Threadbare and company fight mysterious forces, make new allies, and entertain the happy reader.
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I love these books!
I'm actually ready to start the series over so I can finish just as the new book comes out! have loved these so much
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- Jeffery
- 06-17-24
Not my favorite, but still great
I got book 1 on sale and have been working my way through the other books in the Threadbare series as I can. This is a great series, but if you don't like less serious, lighter, and a less hurried story pace, you might not like this series. I think it's great. I read it between my apocalyptic series, star sagas, and other intense stories and I find it cleanses my mind’s palette.
I was curious what others were saying about the series and I ran across some reviews with complaints about political wokeness. The ??questionable?? passage was a single 10 second portion where one of the characters were discovered to be transgender and Threadbare basically said it's not my business nor does it bother me, you do you. An author takes from their own experiences and the world around them for inspiration and to call it political or WOKE because an author lightly touched on an issue that is so prevalent is “Stuff & Nonsense.” I seriously would expect animal-human hybrids to “sew” more outcry and to get people up into “arms” than a quick blurb recognizing that people are different and it's okay. If you are offended by animal-human hybrids with “Bunny Feets”, a 10 second blurb acknowledging a single transgender character, or one of the many “phantom” things that someone could work themselves up over, you should probably avoid this book and any other work not found on the Florida schools approved reading list. And yes, I did work portions of the first 6 book titles into my above comment. :D
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- Lindsay Starr
- 06-17-22
Serious threads
the main character in this series sees a pretty distinct change in their outlook due to what happens in the book. it was a good choice by the author, and an organic change for the character.
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- Samuel Warren
- 07-16-23
Funny and entertaining
Enjoyed this series muuuch more than any of the others ive listened to by this author. The plots engaging with well developed, lovable characters and tons of meta humor throughout. I found it pretty funny, depends on your sense of humor i guess but i felt he did great in that aspect of the book. In this one we follow threadbear posing as Celia and get to know his bunny captors a bit and find out more about this "lop ear" character. Theres a few characters that were reintroduced from the "blasphemy" series preparing for the inevitable combination of this cast and that one but i was a little disappointed he didnt lean into that side of the story more. The next book isnt long enough to fit all the explanations he left out of the ending of that series as well as wrapping up this one ( trust me i know, I've already finished it). I feel like he couldve spent more time doling out pieces of the puzzle so our beloved teddy could start putting them together into a semblance of a picture. There were some minor things in this book tying it together with blasphemy but i felt like there was entirely too little..
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- J. Anderson
- 06-05-23
Diversity embraced
I really enjoyed the real issues raised in a light hearted way. The puns were exceptionally dad quality! I thought it may have been a teen or child’s book series at one point, it handles adult themes quite well.
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- Amazing Lady
- 05-01-22
I have really enjoyed the whole series
I really enjoyed the whole series but this one was probably my favorite.
Great combination of story and performance.
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- Ben
- 06-29-22
fun addition!
I really enjoy this series! it's such a cute and fun concept while still having very serious topics! the end definitely threw out a fun twist and I'm looking forward to seeing where this story goes!
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- Amazon Customer
- 05-24-22
Good series it’s worth it
I have few thoughts on some parts of the book in some of its changes but still a good series.
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- Damien
- 03-15-23
My favourite series still great!
I’ve read a lot of litrpg, and this series continues to hit home-runs in terms of premise, world building AND interesting characters, with a heavy dose of Puns. And Tim Gerard Reynolds is perfect for the series. I’m glad he’s stuck around since the first book.
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