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There's No Way I'd Die First

By: Lisa Springer
Narrated by: Nekia Renee Martin
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A spine-tingling contemporary horror-comedy novel that follows a teen scary-movie buff as she hosts an elaborate Halloween bash but soon finds the festivities upended when she and her guests are forced to test their survival skills in a deadly game, from debut author Lisa Springer.

"An instant classic in horror." —Ryan Douglass, New York Times bestselling author of The Taking of Jake Livingston

"A gory, edge-of-your-seat, not-for-the-weak, slasher novel for teens." —School Library Journal

Seventeen-year-old Noelle Layne knows horror. Every trope, every warning sign, every survival tactic. She even leads a successful movie club dedicated to the genre. Who better to throw the ultimate, most exclusive Halloween party on all of Long Island?

With some of the top influencers in her school on the guest list, including gorgeous singer-songwriter Archer Mitchell, her popularity is bound to spike. She could really use the social boost for an upcoming brand expansion. Nothing is going to ruin this party.

Except…maybe the low budget It clown she hired for a stirring round of tag. He axes one of her classmates. From the looks of his devilish grin and bag full of killer tricks, he's just getting started.

A murderous clown is out for blood, but Noelle has been waiting her entire life to prove that she’s a Final Girl.

©2023 Lisa Springer (P)2023 Listening Library Horror Literature & Fiction Multicultural Mysteries & Detectives Mystery, Thriller & Suspense

Critic reviews

"I can't remember the last time I had this much fun reading a book. The writing is daring, immersive, and never forgets its target audience. An instant classic in horror." —Ryan Douglass, New York Times bestselling author of The Taking of Jake Livingston

“Unforgettably sharp and sinister—this horror debut serves up ghoulish gore and trope-twisting terror, ripping through genre stereotypes.” —Victoria Fulton and Faith McClaren, authors of Horror Hotel

"The novel’s horror beats are splashy and viscerally effective....sure to satisfy genre fans and newcomers alike." —Publishers Weekly"
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As an avid Horror buff, I really did enjoy this book! I love the fact that the chapters are titled after other iconic horror films, scenes were detailed so well, I felt the slashes from the clown myself! There were so slow moments where the story could have nudged forward but overall this was an excellent read!

If you love gore, you are reading the right book!

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⚠️ Minor spoilers ahead! ⚠️

So I actually really enjoyed this book. I loved the main character and her little nods to classic horror films before each chapter—that was such a fun touch.

It was way more gruesome than I expected though. Like, I felt like I was inside a horror movie the whole time. Super vivid. I was definitely locked in.

One thing that threw me off a little was keeping track of the side characters and their roles—I kept forgetting who was who, which made it a bit hard to follow sometimes.

Now, as for the main character being the “final girl”… she wasn’t really giving that energy for me. It felt like she mostly survived because her friend was doing all the heavy lifting. She wasn’t making smart choices, she was just lucky to have someone watching her back. But I did appreciate how honest she was—like admitting she didn’t try to save her friends because she was scared or debating if she should turn back or just keep running. That kind of raw honesty was refreshing.

The plot twist was nice too—didn’t completely shock me, but it worked.

I think I would’ve liked the book even more if I had read it instead of listening to it on Audible. Something about the narration made the twists feel a little too easy to spot before they happened. Still, it didn’t ruin the experience.

Overall, it was a solid read. Creepy, intense, and definitely entertaining.

A twisty slasher that quenches your thirst for teen slasher thrillers.

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It delivered what it promised. It was fun, the deaths were enjoyable, and it didn’t take itself too seriously. Managed to avoid some YA traps, and doesn’t pretend teens don’t do “those kind of things”.

Hard to take a final girl seriously when she doesn’t keep a backup phone, though.

Good teen slasher fun

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Im falling in love with YA fiction and this book was a perfect segway to the beginning of the fall months and Halloween.

Awesome

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