Too Many Curses
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Buy for $24.95
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrated by:
-
Suzanne Toren
-
By:
-
A. Lee Martinez
About this listen
The wizard Margle the Horrendous takes special pride in never killing his enemies. Instead, he transforms them into various accursed forms and locks them away in his castle. His halls are filled with his collection of fallen heroes and defeated villains, along with a few ordinary folk who were just unfortunate enough to draw Margles attention. It's Nessy's duty to tend this castle. Its a lot of work, but she manages, taking pride in housekeeping talents that keep the castle from collapsing into chaos. But when Margle suddenly dies, everything begins to unravel.
Nessy finds herself surrounded by monsters, curses, a door that should never be opened, and one very deadly dark wizardess. Nessy doesnt have might or magic on her side; shes just a kobold: short, furry, and sensible. Her allies aren't much better: a voice without a body, an angry fruit bat, a monster under her bed, a wizard in a jar (or some of him, anyway), and a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple, people eater. It would be smarter to walk away, but taking care of the castle is Nessy's job, and thats just what she intends to do.If only she could find time to polish the silver while beating back the forces of darkness.
©2008 A. Lee Martinez (P)2011 Audible, Inc.Listeners also enjoyed...
-
A Nameless Witch
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Ann Marie Lee
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Being born undead can have its disadvantages, such as eternal youth and flawless beauty-things most unsuitable for a witch. Hiding behind the guise of a grimy old crone, the witch is content living outside Fort Stalwart with her unlikely band of allies: a troll named Gwurm, an enchanted broom, and a demonic duck named Newt. She leads a simple life filled with spells, potions, and the occasional curse.
-
-
Early Martinez
- By colleen on 03-31-15
By: A. Lee Martinez
-
Monster
- A Novel
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Meet Monster. Meet Judy. Two humans who don't like each other much, but together must fight dragons, fire-breathing felines, trolls, Inuit walrus dogs, and a crazy cat lady - for the future of the universe.
-
-
Not as good as it could have been
- By Chris - Audible on 04-26-12
By: A. Lee Martinez
-
Divine Misfortune
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Fred Berman
- Length: 7 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Teri and Phil had never needed their own personal god. But when Phil is passed up for a promotion - again - it's time to take matters into their own hands. And look online. Choosing a god isn't as simple as you would think. There are too many choices; and they often have very hefty prices for their eternal devotion: blood, money, sacrifices, and vows of chastity. But then they find Luka, raccoon god of prosperity. All he wants is a small cut of their good fortune. Oh - and to crash on their couch for a few days.
-
-
Gods Gone Wild
- By Tango on 12-08-13
By: A. Lee Martinez
-
Gil's All Fright Diner
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Fred Berman
- Length: 6 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Duke and Earl are just passing through Rockwood county in their pick-up truck when they stop at the Diner for a quick bite to eat. They aren't planning to stick around-until Loretta, the eatery's owner, offers them $100 to take care of her zombie problem. Given that Duke is a werewolf and Earl's a vampire, this looks right up their alley.But the shambling dead are just the tip of a particularly spiky iceberg.
-
-
I loved it!
- By colleen on 05-27-12
By: A. Lee Martinez
-
Helen & Troy's Epic Road Quest
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 9 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Witness the epic battle of the cyclops! Visit the endangered dragon preserve! Please, no slaying. Solve the mystery of The Mystery Cottage, if you dare! Buy some knickknacks from The Fates! They might come in handy later. On a road trip across an enchanted America, Helen and Troy will discover all this and more. If the curse placed upon them by an ancient god doesn't kill them or the pack of reluctant orc assassins don't catch up to them, Helen and Troy might reach the end their journey in one piece, where they might just end up destroying the world.
-
-
A little twee but very funny.
- By Charlene on 09-27-13
By: A. Lee Martinez
-
Emperor Mollusk Versus the Sinister Brain
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello
- Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Emperor Mollusk. Intergalactic Menace. Destroyer of Worlds. Conqueror of Other Worlds. Mad Genius. Ex-Warlord of Earth. Not bad for a guy without a spine. But what's a villain to do after he's done... everything. With no new ambitions, he's happy to pitch in and solve the energy crisis or repel aliens invaders should the need arise, but if he had his way, he'd prefer to be left alone to explore the boundaries of dangerous science. Just as a hobby, of course. Retirement isn't easy though.
-
-
Hilariously wacky!
- By KH on 04-09-12
By: A. Lee Martinez
-
A Nameless Witch
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Ann Marie Lee
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Being born undead can have its disadvantages, such as eternal youth and flawless beauty-things most unsuitable for a witch. Hiding behind the guise of a grimy old crone, the witch is content living outside Fort Stalwart with her unlikely band of allies: a troll named Gwurm, an enchanted broom, and a demonic duck named Newt. She leads a simple life filled with spells, potions, and the occasional curse.
-
-
Early Martinez
- By colleen on 03-31-15
By: A. Lee Martinez
-
Monster
- A Novel
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Meet Monster. Meet Judy. Two humans who don't like each other much, but together must fight dragons, fire-breathing felines, trolls, Inuit walrus dogs, and a crazy cat lady - for the future of the universe.
-
-
Not as good as it could have been
- By Chris - Audible on 04-26-12
By: A. Lee Martinez
-
Divine Misfortune
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Fred Berman
- Length: 7 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Teri and Phil had never needed their own personal god. But when Phil is passed up for a promotion - again - it's time to take matters into their own hands. And look online. Choosing a god isn't as simple as you would think. There are too many choices; and they often have very hefty prices for their eternal devotion: blood, money, sacrifices, and vows of chastity. But then they find Luka, raccoon god of prosperity. All he wants is a small cut of their good fortune. Oh - and to crash on their couch for a few days.
-
-
Gods Gone Wild
- By Tango on 12-08-13
By: A. Lee Martinez
-
Gil's All Fright Diner
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Fred Berman
- Length: 6 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Duke and Earl are just passing through Rockwood county in their pick-up truck when they stop at the Diner for a quick bite to eat. They aren't planning to stick around-until Loretta, the eatery's owner, offers them $100 to take care of her zombie problem. Given that Duke is a werewolf and Earl's a vampire, this looks right up their alley.But the shambling dead are just the tip of a particularly spiky iceberg.
-
-
I loved it!
- By colleen on 05-27-12
By: A. Lee Martinez
-
Helen & Troy's Epic Road Quest
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 9 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Witness the epic battle of the cyclops! Visit the endangered dragon preserve! Please, no slaying. Solve the mystery of The Mystery Cottage, if you dare! Buy some knickknacks from The Fates! They might come in handy later. On a road trip across an enchanted America, Helen and Troy will discover all this and more. If the curse placed upon them by an ancient god doesn't kill them or the pack of reluctant orc assassins don't catch up to them, Helen and Troy might reach the end their journey in one piece, where they might just end up destroying the world.
-
-
A little twee but very funny.
- By Charlene on 09-27-13
By: A. Lee Martinez
-
Emperor Mollusk Versus the Sinister Brain
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello
- Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Emperor Mollusk. Intergalactic Menace. Destroyer of Worlds. Conqueror of Other Worlds. Mad Genius. Ex-Warlord of Earth. Not bad for a guy without a spine. But what's a villain to do after he's done... everything. With no new ambitions, he's happy to pitch in and solve the energy crisis or repel aliens invaders should the need arise, but if he had his way, he'd prefer to be left alone to explore the boundaries of dangerous science. Just as a hobby, of course. Retirement isn't easy though.
-
-
Hilariously wacky!
- By KH on 04-09-12
By: A. Lee Martinez
-
The Automatic Detective
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Marc Vietor
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Even in Empire City, a town where weird science is the hope for tomorrow, it's hard for a robot to make his way. It's even harder for a robot named Mack Megaton, a hulking machine designed to bring mankind to its knees. But Mack's not interested in world domination. He's just a bot trying to get by, trying to demonstrate that he isn't just an automated smashing machine, and to earn his citizenship in the process. It should be as easy as crushing a tank for Mack, but some bots just cant catch a break.
-
-
SOME DAYS, I WISH I HAD BEEN MADE A TOASTER
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 02-11-18
By: A. Lee Martinez
-
The Last Adventure of Constance Verity
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Cynthia Farrell
- Length: 9 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Constance Verity has been saving the world since she was seven, and she's sick of it. She sets off on one last adventure to reset her destiny and become the one thing she's never been: ordinary. Ever since she was granted a wish at birth by her fairy godmother, Constance Verity has become the world's great adventurer. She is a master of martial arts and a keen detective and possesses a collection of strange artifacts. Constance has spent the past 28 years saving the world, and she's tired of it.
-
-
Baffled by the enthusiasm
- By Michael Linehan on 07-24-16
By: A. Lee Martinez
-
Chasing the Moon
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Diana's life was in a rut - she hated her job, she was perpetually single, and she needed a place to live. But then the perfect apartment came along. It seemed too good to be true - because it was. As it turns out, the apartment was already inhabited - by monsters.
-
-
Douglas Adams on Acid
- By Karen on 08-22-14
By: A. Lee Martinez
-
24/7 Demon Mart: Publisher's Pack
- Books 1-2
- By: D.M. Guay
- Narrated by: Todd Haberkorn
- Length: 19 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
24/7 Demon Mart: Publisher's Pack features two books from the 24/7 Demon Mart series: The Graveyard Shift, book one, and Monster Burger, book two. It also includes the bonus Hell for the Holidays, a 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas special. Lloyd Wallace is the most clueless crossing guard the intersection of hell and earth has ever seen. So clueless, that he doesn't even realize the beer cave in the corner store where he works is the gateway to hell.
-
-
cool idea ruined by cartoonish narration
- By AJ on 11-29-20
By: D.M. Guay
-
Dungeon Lord
- The Wraith's Haunt: A LitRPG Series, Book 1
- By: Hugo Huesca
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays, Annie Ellicott
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When Edward is swept into the world of Ivalis as a Dungeon Lord, the Dark's most powerful servant, he has no servitude in mind. He'll oppose the evil plans of the Dark god, Murmur, whatever it takes. Through only his wits and his guts to help him survive a weakened arrival, Edward must rise to power if he is to earn the right to live another day. But in the battle between Dark and Light, what can Edward choose if both sides are cruel, uncaring monsters?
-
-
Over all too soon!!
- By LITRPG Audiobook Reviews on 01-30-18
By: Hugo Huesca
-
The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort. One fateful night - different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful - Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos of the parahuman world.
-
-
Stories are great, not crazy about the format
- By Sugarpucker on 08-10-15
By: Drew Hayes
-
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Book 1
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Harry Potter has never even heard of Hogwarts when the letters start dropping on the doormat at number four, Privet Drive. Addressed in green ink on yellowish parchment with a purple seal, they are swiftly confiscated by his grisly aunt and uncle. Then, on Harry's eleventh birthday, a great beetle-eyed giant of a man called Rubeus Hagrid bursts in with some astonishing news: Harry Potter is a wizard, and he has a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. An incredible adventure is about to begin!
-
-
A great reading of the wrong book
- By P on 11-24-15
By: J.K. Rowling
-
The Silmarillion
- By: J. R. R. Tolkien, Christopher Tolkien
- Narrated by: Andy Serkis
- Length: 19 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The tales of The Silmarillion are set in an age when Morgoth, the first Dark Lord, dwelt in Middle-earth, and the High Elves made war upon him for the recovery of the Silmarils, the jewels containing the pure light of Valinor. Included on the recording are several shorter works. The Ainulindalë is a myth of the Creation and in the Valaquenta the nature and powers of each of the gods is described. The Akallabêth recounts the downfall of the great island kingdom of Númenor at the end of the Second Age, and Of the Rings of Power tells of the great events at the end of the Third Age.
-
-
TIPS when reading this book:
- By Anonymous User on 06-29-23
By: J. R. R. Tolkien, and others
-
Brute Force
- By: Scott Meyer
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A peaceful organization of civilized planets is faced with a threat to their very existence. Desperate to save themselves, they turn for help to the most brutal, backward, violent species in the known galaxy: humans.
-
-
Entertaining at first, disappointing at the end.
- By V. King on 04-29-23
By: Scott Meyer
-
Attempted Vampirism: Publisher's Pack
- Attempted Vampirism, Books 1-2
- By: L. G. Estrella
- Narrated by: Joel Froomkin
- Length: 17 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Contains books one and two of the Attempted Vampirism series: Attempted Vampirism and Attempted Adventuring.
-
-
Loved it!
- By swyrlgirl on 01-05-21
By: L. G. Estrella
-
Good Omens
- By: Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Martin Jarvis
- Length: 12 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The world will end on Saturday. Next Saturday. Just before dinner, according to The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch, the world's only completely accurate book of prophecies, written in 1655. The armies of Good and Evil are amassing and everything appears to be going according to Divine Plan. Except that a somewhat fussy angel and a fast-living demon are not actually looking forward to the coming Rapture. And someone seems to have misplaced the Antichrist.
-
-
At long last!!
- By Mike From Mesa on 11-21-09
By: Neil Gaiman, and others
-
Neverwhere
- By: Neil Gaiman
- Narrated by: Neil Gaiman
- Length: 13 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Richard Mayhew is a young man with a good heart and an ordinary life, which is changed forever when he stops to help a girl he finds bleeding on a London sidewalk. His small act of kindness propels him into a world he never dreamed existed. There are people who fall through the cracks, and Richard has become one of them. And he must learn to survive in this city of shadows and darkness, monsters and saints, murderers and angels, if he is ever to return to the London that he knew.
-
-
Truly outstamding!
- By RJT on 10-27-07
By: Neil Gaiman
Related to this topic
-
A Nameless Witch
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Ann Marie Lee
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Being born undead can have its disadvantages, such as eternal youth and flawless beauty-things most unsuitable for a witch. Hiding behind the guise of a grimy old crone, the witch is content living outside Fort Stalwart with her unlikely band of allies: a troll named Gwurm, an enchanted broom, and a demonic duck named Newt. She leads a simple life filled with spells, potions, and the occasional curse.
-
-
Early Martinez
- By colleen on 03-31-15
By: A. Lee Martinez
-
Prosper Redding: The Last Life of Prince Alastor
- By: Alexandra Bracken
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 11 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Three hundred years ago, fate bound Prosper Redding and Prince Alastor of the Third Realm together. Now the human boy and fiend heir to the demon kingdom must put aside a centuries-old blood feud to save everything they love. Alastor will guide Prosper through the demon realm - under one huge condition: Prosper must enter into a contract with the malefactor residing in him, promising eternal servitude in the afterlife. With Prosper's sister in the clutches of the evil queen Pyra, Prosper has no choice but to agree.
-
-
Excellent Book
- By Achukma on 06-12-19
-
Dragon Age: The Stolen Throne
- By: David Gaider
- Narrated by: Stephen Hoye
- Length: 13 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
After his mother, the beloved Rebel Queen, is betrayed and murdered by her own faithless lords, young Maric becomes the leader of a rebel army attempting to free his nation from the control of a foreign tyrant. His countrymen live in fear; his commanders consider him untested; and his only allies are Loghain, a brash young outlaw who saved his life, and Rowan, the beautiful warrior maiden promised to him since birth.
-
-
Fantastic Read
- By Brandon on 01-30-11
By: David Gaider
-
Amber and Ashes
- Dragonlance: Dark Disciple, Book 1
- By: Margaret Weis
- Narrated by: Leslie Bellair
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The audio edition of the new novel from New York Times best-selling author Margaret Weis. The audio edition of the opening title in a new trilogy from Dragonlance setting co-creator Margaret Weis takes up where the War of Souls series left off with the central character, Mina. While following her story, this new trilogy also explores the chaos that is post-war Krynn. This is Weis’s first solo trilogy in the Dragonlance world.
-
-
terrible narrator
- By Jacob on 04-23-16
By: Margaret Weis
-
Frostbite
- An Ivy Granger Psychic Detective Prequel Short Story
- By: E.J. Stevens
- Narrated by: Melanie A. Mason
- Length: 28 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When a client claims her house is being haunted, Ivy tries to keep her mind open and her weapons handy. If her psychic gifts and recent cases have taught her anything, it's that you're better off arming yourself for the unexpected.
-
-
A haunting release
- By MelHay on 06-21-18
By: E.J. Stevens
-
The Fate's Forsaken Omnibus
- Books 1-2 and Prequel Novella
- By: Shae Ford
- Narrated by: Derek Perkins
- Length: 37 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Books 1, 2, and the prequel novella of the Fate's Forsaken series. The series follows the adventures of Kael: a young man who is thrust from his home in the Unforgivable Mountains and onto a hero's path. The journey is long, the battles are fierce - nearly all of his companions are outlaws. And Kael's rotten bad luck seems to make everything worse. This is his story.
-
-
Fantasy with light romance
- By Skipper on 09-23-15
By: Shae Ford
-
A Nameless Witch
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Ann Marie Lee
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Being born undead can have its disadvantages, such as eternal youth and flawless beauty-things most unsuitable for a witch. Hiding behind the guise of a grimy old crone, the witch is content living outside Fort Stalwart with her unlikely band of allies: a troll named Gwurm, an enchanted broom, and a demonic duck named Newt. She leads a simple life filled with spells, potions, and the occasional curse.
-
-
Early Martinez
- By colleen on 03-31-15
By: A. Lee Martinez
-
Prosper Redding: The Last Life of Prince Alastor
- By: Alexandra Bracken
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 11 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Three hundred years ago, fate bound Prosper Redding and Prince Alastor of the Third Realm together. Now the human boy and fiend heir to the demon kingdom must put aside a centuries-old blood feud to save everything they love. Alastor will guide Prosper through the demon realm - under one huge condition: Prosper must enter into a contract with the malefactor residing in him, promising eternal servitude in the afterlife. With Prosper's sister in the clutches of the evil queen Pyra, Prosper has no choice but to agree.
-
-
Excellent Book
- By Achukma on 06-12-19
-
Dragon Age: The Stolen Throne
- By: David Gaider
- Narrated by: Stephen Hoye
- Length: 13 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
After his mother, the beloved Rebel Queen, is betrayed and murdered by her own faithless lords, young Maric becomes the leader of a rebel army attempting to free his nation from the control of a foreign tyrant. His countrymen live in fear; his commanders consider him untested; and his only allies are Loghain, a brash young outlaw who saved his life, and Rowan, the beautiful warrior maiden promised to him since birth.
-
-
Fantastic Read
- By Brandon on 01-30-11
By: David Gaider
-
Amber and Ashes
- Dragonlance: Dark Disciple, Book 1
- By: Margaret Weis
- Narrated by: Leslie Bellair
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The audio edition of the new novel from New York Times best-selling author Margaret Weis. The audio edition of the opening title in a new trilogy from Dragonlance setting co-creator Margaret Weis takes up where the War of Souls series left off with the central character, Mina. While following her story, this new trilogy also explores the chaos that is post-war Krynn. This is Weis’s first solo trilogy in the Dragonlance world.
-
-
terrible narrator
- By Jacob on 04-23-16
By: Margaret Weis
-
Frostbite
- An Ivy Granger Psychic Detective Prequel Short Story
- By: E.J. Stevens
- Narrated by: Melanie A. Mason
- Length: 28 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When a client claims her house is being haunted, Ivy tries to keep her mind open and her weapons handy. If her psychic gifts and recent cases have taught her anything, it's that you're better off arming yourself for the unexpected.
-
-
A haunting release
- By MelHay on 06-21-18
By: E.J. Stevens
-
The Fate's Forsaken Omnibus
- Books 1-2 and Prequel Novella
- By: Shae Ford
- Narrated by: Derek Perkins
- Length: 37 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Books 1, 2, and the prequel novella of the Fate's Forsaken series. The series follows the adventures of Kael: a young man who is thrust from his home in the Unforgivable Mountains and onto a hero's path. The journey is long, the battles are fierce - nearly all of his companions are outlaws. And Kael's rotten bad luck seems to make everything worse. This is his story.
-
-
Fantasy with light romance
- By Skipper on 09-23-15
By: Shae Ford
-
Canticle
- Forgotten Realms The Cleric Quintet Book 1
- By: R. A. Salvatore
- Narrated by: Victor Bevine
- Length: 10 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
High in the Snowflake Mountains sits the Edificant Library, a place of scholarly study for priests, bards, and others. Now from the hidden vaults beneath the library a devastating curse is unleashed, and a young cleric must battle the terrifying creatures set loose by a malevolent, consuming essence that's been released, before his own brethren turn against him. Cadderly must put his studies to the test and enter the catacombs far below to save his brothers and himself.
-
-
loved it
- By Josh Collins on 03-17-17
By: R. A. Salvatore
-
Thisby Thestoop and the Black Mountain
- By: Zac Gorman
- Narrated by: Moira Quirk
- Length: 7 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In the absurd land of Nth, Thisby Thestoop can be found within the forlorn walls of Castle Grimstone, down the precarious steps of the Black Mountain dungeon, up to her nose in griffon toenails, gnoll spittle, and troll meat (to give to them, not made of them). When the prince and princess arrive for a Royal Inspection, the much too good-looking Princess Iphigenia winds up lost in the tunnels of the dungeon - without her guards, her staff, or her younger twin brother - and it's up to Thisby to guide the princess safely.
-
-
Fantastic
- By Amazon Customer on 11-06-18
By: Zac Gorman
-
Dragons of the Dwarven Depths
- The Lost Chronicles, Volume 1
- By: Margaret Weis, Tracy Hickman
- Narrated by: Sandra Burr
- Length: 15 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The companions believe they have slain the evil Dragon Highlord Verminaard. They have rescued the refugees from Pax Tharkas and taken them to a valley in the Kharolis mountains.
-
-
Loved the book. Loathed the narrator.
- By Customer on 06-02-15
By: Margaret Weis, and others
-
The Nate Temple Series: Books 0-3
- The Nate Temple Series Boxset Book 1
- By: Shayne Silvers
- Narrated by: Joel Richards
- Length: 41 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
My name is Nate Temple, and I’m secretly a wizard. I ride a foul-mouthed unicorn, I drink with Achilles, and I’m pals with the Four Horsemen. I’ve even cow-tipped the Minotaur. I understand the theory of following the rules...I’m just not very good at the application. Because rules were meant to be broken, and St. Louis has a bit of a supernatural infestation these days. Someone should probably be keeping an eye on these things -and probably an eye on me, too. Before I blow up another building...or three.
-
-
Basically Batman with lizard brain
- By Ross Hageman on 04-01-20
By: Shayne Silvers
-
The Accidental Sorcerer
- Rogue Agent, Book 1
- By: K. E. Mills
- Narrated by: Stephen Hoye
- Length: 16 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Gerald Dunwoody is a wizard. Just not a particularly good one. He's blown up a factory, lost his job, and there's a chance that he's not really a Third Grade wizard after all. So it's off to New Ottosland to be the new Court Wizard for King Lional. It's a shame that King Lional isn't the vain, self-centered young man he appeared to be. With a princess in danger, a talking bird who can't stay out of trouble, and a kingdom to save, Gerald soon suspects that he might be out of his depth.
-
-
A good start to a new series
- By John Williams on 10-26-09
By: K. E. Mills
-
The Adventurers Guild
- The Adventurers Guild Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Zack Loran Clark, Nick Eliopulos
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In one of the last cities standing after the world fell to monsters, best friends Zed Kagari and Brock Dunderfel have high hopes for the future. Zed desperately wishes to join the ranks of the Mages Guild, where his status as Freestone's only half-elf might finally be an asset. Brock, the roguishly handsome son of merchants, is confident he'll be welcomed into the ranks of the Merchants Guild. But just as it seems the boys' dreams have come true, their lives take a startling turn...and they find themselves members of the perilous Adventurers Guild.
-
-
Well written and well read.
- By Reviewer on 05-22-19
By: Zack Loran Clark, and others
-
The Well of Eternity: Blizzard Legends
- World of Warcraft: War of the Ancients, Book One
- By: Richard A. Knaak
- Narrated by: Ramon De Ocampo
- Length: 12 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In the first chapter of this epic trilogy, the outcome of the historic War of the Ancients is forever altered by the arrival of three time-lost heroes: Krasus, the dragon mage whose great power and memories of the ancient conflict have inexplicably diminished; the human wizard Rhonin, whose thoughts are divided between his family and the seductive source of his now-growing power; and Broxigar, a weathered orc veteran who seeks a glorious death in combat.
-
-
Be aware!
- By Anonymous User on 10-29-20
By: Richard A. Knaak
-
Spellwright
- By: Blake Charlton
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins
- Length: 17 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Nicodemus is a young, gifted wizard with a problem. Magic in his world requires the caster to create spells by writing out the text...but he has always been dyslexic and thus has trouble casting even the simplest of spells. And his misspells could prove dangerous, even deadly, should he make a mistake in an important incantation. Yet he has always felt that he is destined to be something more than a failed wizard.
-
-
it was a good book
- By Grant on 02-13-16
By: Blake Charlton
-
Enchanted
- The Woodcutter Sisters, Book 1
- By: Alethea Kontis
- Narrated by: Katherine Kellgren
- Length: 7 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It isn’t easy being Sunday’s child, not when you’re the rather overlooked and unhappy youngest sibling to sisters named for the other six days of the week. Sunday’s only comfort is writing stories, although what she writes has a terrible tendency to come true. When Sunday meets an enchanted frog who asks about her stories, the two become friends. Soon that friendship deepens into something magical. One night, Sunday kisses her frog goodbye and leaves, not realizing that her love has transformed him....
-
-
Charming... Enchanting
- By The Gabbards on 07-03-12
By: Alethea Kontis
-
Kill the Farm Boy
- The Tales of Pell Series, Book 1
- By: Kevin Hearne, Delilah S. Dawson
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 12 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A plucky farm boy will find more than he's bargained for on his quest to awaken the sleeping princess in her cursed tower. First there's the Dark Lord, who wishes for the boy's untimely death...and also very fine cheese. Then there's a bard without a song in her heart but with a very adorable and fuzzy tail, an assassin who fears not the night but is terrified of chickens, and a mighty fighter more frightened of her sword than of her chain-mail bikini. This journey will lead to sinister umlauts, a trash-talking goat, and the Dread Necromancer Steve....
-
-
Disappointing
- By Bruce D. Parker on 07-18-18
By: Kevin Hearne, and others
-
Sword of the Gods
- Forgotten Realms: The Abyssal Plague, Book 1
- By: Bruce R. Cordell
- Narrated by: John Pruden
- Length: 9 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
mascus awakens surrounded by corpses, at a shrine littered with traces of demonic rituals, with no memory of his past. But the Firestorm Cabal remembers him - and the demon who leads them seems to have a personal vendetta against him. Dodging knives, uncovering clues left by his past life, and dueling demons, Demascus must figure out who he is, what battles he is fighting, and who is hunting him before one of them catches up with him.
-
-
John Pruden is horrible...
- By Tonya Goodman on 10-18-14
By: Bruce R. Cordell
-
Wiz Biz Series 1
- Wizard’s Bane
- By: Rick Cook
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It all began when the wizards of the White League were under attack by their opponents of the Black League and one of their most powerful members cast a spell to bring forth a mighty wizard to aid their cause. What the spell delivered was master hacker Walter "Wiz" Zumwalt. But spells are a lot like computer programs, and, in spite of the Wiz's unprepossessing appearance, he was going to defeat the all-powerful Black League, win the love of a beautiful red-haired witch, and prove that when it comes to spells and sorcery, nobody but nobody can beat a Silicon Valley computer geek!
-
-
Spoilers ahead. Tread with caution!
- By John on 05-01-20
By: Rick Cook
People who viewed this also viewed...
-
Gil's All Fright Diner
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Fred Berman
- Length: 6 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Duke and Earl are just passing through Rockwood county in their pick-up truck when they stop at the Diner for a quick bite to eat. They aren't planning to stick around-until Loretta, the eatery's owner, offers them $100 to take care of her zombie problem. Given that Duke is a werewolf and Earl's a vampire, this looks right up their alley.But the shambling dead are just the tip of a particularly spiky iceberg.
-
-
I loved it!
- By colleen on 05-27-12
By: A. Lee Martinez
-
Monster
- A Novel
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Meet Monster. Meet Judy. Two humans who don't like each other much, but together must fight dragons, fire-breathing felines, trolls, Inuit walrus dogs, and a crazy cat lady - for the future of the universe.
-
-
Not as good as it could have been
- By Chris - Audible on 04-26-12
By: A. Lee Martinez
-
Chasing the Moon
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Diana's life was in a rut - she hated her job, she was perpetually single, and she needed a place to live. But then the perfect apartment came along. It seemed too good to be true - because it was. As it turns out, the apartment was already inhabited - by monsters.
-
-
Douglas Adams on Acid
- By Karen on 08-22-14
By: A. Lee Martinez
-
A Nameless Witch
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Ann Marie Lee
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Being born undead can have its disadvantages, such as eternal youth and flawless beauty-things most unsuitable for a witch. Hiding behind the guise of a grimy old crone, the witch is content living outside Fort Stalwart with her unlikely band of allies: a troll named Gwurm, an enchanted broom, and a demonic duck named Newt. She leads a simple life filled with spells, potions, and the occasional curse.
-
-
Early Martinez
- By colleen on 03-31-15
By: A. Lee Martinez
-
Divine Misfortune
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Fred Berman
- Length: 7 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Teri and Phil had never needed their own personal god. But when Phil is passed up for a promotion - again - it's time to take matters into their own hands. And look online. Choosing a god isn't as simple as you would think. There are too many choices; and they often have very hefty prices for their eternal devotion: blood, money, sacrifices, and vows of chastity. But then they find Luka, raccoon god of prosperity. All he wants is a small cut of their good fortune. Oh - and to crash on their couch for a few days.
-
-
Gods Gone Wild
- By Tango on 12-08-13
By: A. Lee Martinez
-
Emperor Mollusk Versus the Sinister Brain
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello
- Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Emperor Mollusk. Intergalactic Menace. Destroyer of Worlds. Conqueror of Other Worlds. Mad Genius. Ex-Warlord of Earth. Not bad for a guy without a spine. But what's a villain to do after he's done... everything. With no new ambitions, he's happy to pitch in and solve the energy crisis or repel aliens invaders should the need arise, but if he had his way, he'd prefer to be left alone to explore the boundaries of dangerous science. Just as a hobby, of course. Retirement isn't easy though.
-
-
Hilariously wacky!
- By KH on 04-09-12
By: A. Lee Martinez
-
Gil's All Fright Diner
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Fred Berman
- Length: 6 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Duke and Earl are just passing through Rockwood county in their pick-up truck when they stop at the Diner for a quick bite to eat. They aren't planning to stick around-until Loretta, the eatery's owner, offers them $100 to take care of her zombie problem. Given that Duke is a werewolf and Earl's a vampire, this looks right up their alley.But the shambling dead are just the tip of a particularly spiky iceberg.
-
-
I loved it!
- By colleen on 05-27-12
By: A. Lee Martinez
-
Monster
- A Novel
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Meet Monster. Meet Judy. Two humans who don't like each other much, but together must fight dragons, fire-breathing felines, trolls, Inuit walrus dogs, and a crazy cat lady - for the future of the universe.
-
-
Not as good as it could have been
- By Chris - Audible on 04-26-12
By: A. Lee Martinez
-
Chasing the Moon
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Diana's life was in a rut - she hated her job, she was perpetually single, and she needed a place to live. But then the perfect apartment came along. It seemed too good to be true - because it was. As it turns out, the apartment was already inhabited - by monsters.
-
-
Douglas Adams on Acid
- By Karen on 08-22-14
By: A. Lee Martinez
-
A Nameless Witch
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Ann Marie Lee
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Being born undead can have its disadvantages, such as eternal youth and flawless beauty-things most unsuitable for a witch. Hiding behind the guise of a grimy old crone, the witch is content living outside Fort Stalwart with her unlikely band of allies: a troll named Gwurm, an enchanted broom, and a demonic duck named Newt. She leads a simple life filled with spells, potions, and the occasional curse.
-
-
Early Martinez
- By colleen on 03-31-15
By: A. Lee Martinez
-
Divine Misfortune
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Fred Berman
- Length: 7 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Teri and Phil had never needed their own personal god. But when Phil is passed up for a promotion - again - it's time to take matters into their own hands. And look online. Choosing a god isn't as simple as you would think. There are too many choices; and they often have very hefty prices for their eternal devotion: blood, money, sacrifices, and vows of chastity. But then they find Luka, raccoon god of prosperity. All he wants is a small cut of their good fortune. Oh - and to crash on their couch for a few days.
-
-
Gods Gone Wild
- By Tango on 12-08-13
By: A. Lee Martinez
-
Emperor Mollusk Versus the Sinister Brain
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello
- Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Emperor Mollusk. Intergalactic Menace. Destroyer of Worlds. Conqueror of Other Worlds. Mad Genius. Ex-Warlord of Earth. Not bad for a guy without a spine. But what's a villain to do after he's done... everything. With no new ambitions, he's happy to pitch in and solve the energy crisis or repel aliens invaders should the need arise, but if he had his way, he'd prefer to be left alone to explore the boundaries of dangerous science. Just as a hobby, of course. Retirement isn't easy though.
-
-
Hilariously wacky!
- By KH on 04-09-12
By: A. Lee Martinez
What listeners say about Too Many Curses
Average customer ratingsReviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Stephanie
- 08-06-15
cute by a little Juvenile
This is a cute story.
I think it's mostly for teenager or younger.
But well written, well performance and fun.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Cody Konior
- 03-28-18
Decent but...
Well if you know Martinez’s work you know what you’re in for.
This has some really nice and interesting characters. But... the story didn’t really grab me this time and it felt just a little flat by the end. I actually listened to the last half hour twice wondering if I missed something. Nope. It just ends.
It’s not a bad book. It’s just not great either. There’s very little mythology meat to back anything up. All in all a little disappointing. But it’s not awful.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- LITRPG Audiobook Reviews
- 05-30-18
A fun family friendly tale for everyone
I can't say how many times I've listened to this story, let alone read it. I have it on kindle, MP3 CD, and now audiobook. Nessie's story is one of dogged determination, unrelenting optimism, and faith that hard work and a positive attitude pays off in the long run. No matter what is thrown at her, from evil wizardsto unwanted houseguests she sees her way through with gritted teeth and a smile. My kids loved this story, it has incredible characters, fantastic monsters, and a noble heroine. I don't think you could ask for more from a fantasy story. The only downside to this tale is that there is no follow up. Martinez seems to mve on after each of his stories to new lands and characters. My kids and I have enjoyed many of his tales whether it was that of a Nameless Witch and her killer duck, or Never Dead Ned, a fellow who doesn't stay dead for long. His stories all have a bigger picture, and a promise of hope.
The writing is humorous and perfectly paced, there is no slow part, nothing drags, and you really worry about the characters. Nessie the Kobold is probably one of the best fantasy characters ever made. She has a lot of depth, and is a great example of what it takes to be a hero.
The narration is done really well, and Toren plays Nessie and the rest with a vigor and vim that few readers achieve. She really makes you empathize with the monster under the bed, worry for Nessie, and wonder what is coming next. She is a great choice for this part. I bought his on my own, did not get a credit for promotion, nor do I know the author. I just know that this is one of the best books that I have ever read. You will feel the same way. Don't miss out.
If this review has helped you pleasehit the Helpful button below. Thanks!!!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
4 people found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- plain jayn
- 08-10-21
this author is the best!!!
I have little time to read and I love his books so this was amazing to listen to while I was driving or doing stock work. I'm going to get another one!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Longtime Kindle Customer
- 05-16-23
Required Text
A pretty good story with pretty good narration. Entertaining to listen to, but not particularly memorable.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- phillip
- 02-04-18
kobolds do not have fur
its a fine light hearted fantasy novel, but had to take off two stars due to the author not knowing the difference between a gnoll and a kobold.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- David
- 09-29-11
Cute Story
i found it to be a enjoyable story. tho as you can see its not for everyone.
its hard for me to find a good story i like and got lucky with this one.
try the simple and see if that will help you any.
as for the Narrater i think Suzanne Toren did fine on this kind of story.
everyone has there own likes and dislikes.
i always read the reviews and then the simple to try and get a good ideal what its like.
hope this help you... enjoy.. :)
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
3 people found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- tamara
- 11-18-16
Fantastic
A. Lee Martinez always creates such wonderful and interesting characters , and settings and this book is no expeption. Suzanne Torn was also a nice treat to listen and breathed life into the characters.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Omnivore
- 08-17-19
I find Suzanne Toren to be a wonderful narrator...
... and "Too Many Curses" is a wonderful, totally original book. The combination is irresistible and unbeatable. A wizard that bubbles when he talks, a fruit bat with a scottish accent, a purple room that's not purple - Martinez's imagination and Toren's talent and easy-to-listen-to voice. I wish she narrated all his books.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Dustin Smith
- 05-02-19
fantastic. even better than the book.
having the narrator read different voices for all the different curses really helped bring this story to life for me. the. the book was great but I believe this was better.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!