Misfits of Carnt
3 books in seriesMy Three-Year-Old Is a Barbarian and Other Parenting Problems Publisher's summary
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Book 1
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My Three-Year-Old Is a Barbarian and Other Parenting Problems
- Misfits of Carnt, Book 1
- By: Aaron Frale
- Narrated by: Rebecca Woods
- Length: 8 hrs
- Unabridged
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The Beaverton High School Breakfast Club show up for what they thought would be cleaning the locker room with a toothbrush when the morning goes horribly wrong, and they fall victim to a deadly, dark spell. Some jerkwad moon mage shoves the consciousness of Petra's three-year-old into the body of a musclebound barbarian, and she is transformed into a halfling. The kids get stuck as a cleric, fire mage, and other stalwarts of your typical fantasy gaming party.
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Fun-tasy
- By Shay on 02-17-24
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My Three-Year-Old Is a Barbarian and Other Parenting Problems
- Misfits of Carnt, Book 1
- Narrated by: Rebecca Woods
- Length: 8 hrs
- Release date: 01-30-24
- Language: English
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Book 2
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Orcs in Portland and Other Social Justice Issues
- Misfits of Carnt, Book 2
- By: Aaron Frale
- Narrated by: Rebecca Woods
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Petra thought working for her old high school was the worst thing that could happen to her—until a magical disease infected her son. Meanwhile, the Barbarians Breakfast Club faces creatures invading their high school and murdering their classmates and principal. Okay, so maybe the latter isn't that bad. The phenomena intensify, and soon, it is not just the high school that's infested with murderous creatures. So, our hapless heroes must seek aid from old allies and enemies.
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Orcs in Portland and Other Social Justice Issues
- Misfits of Carnt, Book 2
- Narrated by: Rebecca Woods
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
- Release date: 03-19-24
- Language: English
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Book 3
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The Gladiator Journalist and Other Murderous Flora
- Misfits of Carnt, Book 3
- By: Aaron Frale
- Narrated by: Rebecca Woods
- Length: 11 hrs and 6 mins
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Making bills and earnin' like a baller with l33tskillz4va's crypto fast cash is not what happens in this book! But there are killer trees and bloody arena battles. What more could you want? Except sex. That happens too. It also resolves plot points like certain characters stuck in a painting and what's Petra's mom doin' at that volcano, yo! I mean, I guess there's stuff like personal character growth and human connection and all that warm, squishy stuff. But did I mention sex that happens in this book, and magic, swords, battle axes, battles, and plenty of limbs being chopped off?
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The Gladiator Journalist and Other Murderous Flora
- Misfits of Carnt, Book 3
- Narrated by: Rebecca Woods
- Length: 11 hrs and 6 mins
- Release date: 07-16-24
- Language: English
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