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But Jason Asano is settling into his new life. Now, a contest draws young elites to the city of Greenstone to compete for a grand prize. Jason must gather a band of companions if he is to stand a chance against the best the world has to offer. While the young adventurers are caught up in competition, the city leaders deal with revelations of betrayal as a vast and terrible enemy is revealed. Although Jason seems uninvolved, he has unknowingly crossed the enemy’s path before.
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Contrary to common reviews
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Emily has spent her life running away. She never speaks about what happened between her and her mother at her family home when she was a child. All anyone knows is that same night her father packed up the car and drove Emily away. For her safety, he said. She hasn’t been home since. When her mother dies on her 28th birthday, everything changes. She sees her mother everywhere. She catches glimpses at the corner of her eye. She haunts her dreams.
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Interesting moral and twist
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How far would you go to protect your family? Single dad Ben is doing his best to raise his children, with the help of his devoted mother, Judi. And then Ben meets Amber. Everyone thinks this is a perfect match for Ben, but Judi isn't so sure.... There's just something about Amber that doesn't add up. Ben can't see why his mother dislikes his new girlfriend. And Amber doesn't want Judi anywhere near her new family. Amber just wants Ben and the children.
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Loved It!
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The modern audience hasn't had a chance to truly appreciate the unknowing dread that readers would have felt when reading Bram Stoker's original 1897 manuscript. Most modern productions employ campiness or sound effects to try to bring back that gothic tension, but we've tried something different. By returning to Stoker's original storytelling structure - a series of letters and journal entries voiced by Jonathan Harker, Dr. Van Helsing, and other characters - with an all-star cast of narrators, we've sought to recapture its originally intended horror and power.
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IS THAT NOT SO?
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The Dirty Ones
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They said write what you know so that's what I did. I wrote dirty, I wrote erotic, I wrote the truth. And then they called me a liar. But it's not me who's lying, it's them. Our story isn't for everyone. It's not even for us. So if you're looking for the fairy tale and the stupid prince on his dumb white horse, move along. You've got a hold of the wrong book. This is not your story, this is not your life, and this is not your opportunity to dip your frightened little toe into the dark pool of water and "try new things" and then pull it out and decide... #NotForMe.
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The Truth, Best book I have read in years! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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Renowned as much for her wit and satirical social commentary as for her stories of love and romance, Jane Austen remains unfailingly relevant and one of Britain’s best loved authors. In this Audible Original collection, an all-star list of narrators (Billie Piper, Claire Foy, Emma Thompson, Florence Pugh and Gugu Mbatha-Raw) capture Austen’s pin-sharp humour and tone in these dramatisations of her six beloved novels accompanied by a full cast.
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Not a faithful rendition
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Dietrich
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It’s the summer of ’77 in New York City, and the only thing more unnerving than the scorching heatwave is the rampant murder, leaving washed-up homicide detective Richard Dietrich on edge. When Dietrich investigates a brutal mob hit the brass doesn’t want him to solve, he goes from phoning it in to getting in over his head. Caught up in a mysterious second homicide with an even more perplexing perpetrator, Dietrich starts to second guess his instincts—and his memory—as he searches for answers at the bottom of a bottle.
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Very good!
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- DaynenMc
- 01-20-24
Creepy!
If you like creepy erotic clown stories then this book is for you.
And you can't go wrong for $4.
This book was strangely enjoyable.
I'm going to give this book 6 out of 5 stars.
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- George Mathis
- 01-31-24
Good start to a average book.
Book started off good but slowly started to take a dive.
I thought this was a horror/ erotic book but it’s more like a young adult/ soft erotic book. The sounds like a teen wrote this book. It got really childish at times. The dinner scene was so cringe I had to push skip a couple times.
I feel like the Arthur has the ability to tell a compelling story but I don’t know what happed with this book.
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- Posiden300
- 11-24-23
if you know the authors books then you know not to expect normal smut
The author always goes for "realistic" monster girl smut so don't expect a eldritch abomination to do things normal lol it was creepy in all the right ways.
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- Knight of the White Sun
- 11-05-23
Was a good parody.
The story started out creepy but really hot, The way the clown was described at first with her tutu, rainbow thong, garter belt, and thigh highs was fantastic, the clown girl was creepy but suuuuper hot.
There were some fetishes some might enjoy like expansion.
The narrator did a great job, and I think I really enjoyed the story.
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