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Some books should never be opened.
After purchasing a mysterious tome from a popup bookstore, Donald is targeted by a mysterious entity hungry for his deepest fears. However, the line between fear and desire can sometimes be a blurry one, and this clown girl will do anything to ensure she gets enough to eat.
Publisher's Note: this short story contains spicy sex, growth/clown fetishes, and more Easter eggs then you can shake a balloon animal full of glitter at.
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Peter Busch-McGinley is a self-employed handyman in Max City. For the last eight years, life has been a downward spiral that left him nothing to show for his pain. But that's about to change. Pete is approached by the patron deity of the Fertile Valley and Mineral Village—the self-described Harvest Goddess. She reveals his destiny as her chosen one, which obviously throws him for a loop. As shocking as that is, it isn't nearly as surprising as what his childhood friend, Queenie Luna, reveals to him.
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So good!
- By John on 01-16-25
By: Annabelle Hawthorne, and others
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Monster Pucker
- Pucking Monsters, Book 1
- By: Clio Evans, Ashley Bennett
- Narrated by: Avery Caris, Bryant Walker
- Length: 3 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Getting stuck in the hockey locker room was not how I envisioned catching my next story. After a fateful encounter with two of the hottest players in the NMHL, I'm swept into an unforgettable first date.
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A Perfect monster romance!
- By Norma on 04-24-25
By: Clio Evans, and others
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Succubus Summoner: The Complete Omnibus
- By: Virgil Knightley, Annabelle Hawthorne
- Narrated by: Faye Bishop, Tom North
- Length: 24 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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On the day of his Proving, Apprentice Summoner Samuel Eamon chooses a white rabbit as his familiar, summoning a creature from the Outer Spheres and dubbing it “Snowball.” What he gets is a shapely succubus with bunny ears and a poofy cottontail. Turns out everything he tries to summon ends up a succubus. With his new Summoner’s License, Samuel is sent with a former classmate as his escort to meet Runescribe Elantrica Ilmora—someone who just might be able to discern the truth behind his odd spin on Calling Magic.
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Absolutely loved it 🤩!
- By Cardillious Curtis on 11-14-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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I Don't Want to Be the Hero Omnibus 1
- I Don't Want to Be the Hero, Books 1–3
- By: M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Robert Bradvica, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 24 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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My name is Mal, and ever since I was a boy I've been treated as a malcontent because of my ability to see magic. For everyone else, magic is proof of the Goddess's love. For me, it is just a colorful spread of enchantments, cantrips, blessings, and hexes. And any spell I can see, I can break. I had always expected to grow up to be a ditch-digger. Instead, I was dubbed a hero. Heroes are sent out in the wasteland to slay monsters and to challenge the Demon Lord.
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Every character in every book you write is insufferable.
- By DaddyYxwn on 01-23-25
By: M.E. Thorne
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Babes in Paradise
- By: Micky Carre
- Narrated by: Matt Van Hove, Jessie Van Hove
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Life has a funny way of throwing a wrench in the spokes. One day I was about to take my hot coworker out to lunch, and suddenly I was struck by lightning and transported to a different world. Crazy how that works. Once I got over my initial shock, I realized that this place was absolutely incredible. Furthermore, all of the adult men were killed in battle just over a year ago. Yes, I was the only guy in town. Destiny’s hero, right? Wrong. Turns out I wasn’t the hero they wanted and prayed for.
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Pretty good story. I enjoyed it
- By Joshua Lowe on 01-19-25
By: Micky Carre
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The Radley House Omnibus Books 1-4
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
- Length: 69 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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A man becomes targeted by witches after he inherits some very special real estate.
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Spicy, Good plot, Great Characters, excellent Narration
- By Brina on 07-29-24
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Mage of Waycross
- A Slice of Life Fantasy Adventure
- By: Jack Bryce
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 10 hrs and 41 mins
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A cozy home in a small town, a lake for fishing, and a few friendly neighbors — that's all Sean needs. And that’s exactly what he’s hoping to find in the quiet town of Waycross. But when he discovers a mysterious book in the attic of his new home, strange things start to happen. Strange and magical things.
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Meh, expecting ghost pepper, delivered a Bell..
- By AQUARIST40 on 02-15-25
By: Jack Bryce
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Demon Lord Academy
- Demonic Education, Book 1
- By: Shane Hammond
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
- Length: 12 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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My life was far from perfect, revolving around a dead-end school and caring for my sickly mother. It’s not until a chance encounter with a beautiful and mysterious blonde that I learn the truth about myself. You see, I’m not just an ordinary human. I’m a demon lord, potentially one of the strongest that’s ever lived. My mysterious new friend introduces me to the Academy for Demonic Education, where I learn about my emerging powers alongside my gorgeous classmates, including a shy brunette trying to find her voice as well as a famous shifter princess.
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good story, nicely done.
- By John on 08-28-24
By: Shane Hammond
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Dino Tribes Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Marcus Sloss, Jace Cannon
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Cassandra Quinn
- Length: 34 hrs and 28 mins
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In the not too distant future, dinosaurs rule the world. Alan is deposited in a grassy field with all signs of humanity replaced. A few hundred of his peers are given a loincloth, spear, a few tools, and a mission: to integrate and survive... if they're not eaten first.
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Homerun
- By Anonymous User on 01-22-25
By: Marcus Sloss, and others
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Game of Castles Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland, Raya Kane
- Length: 46 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Adam lived paycheck to paycheck, earning a contract that'd finally change everything. After a skydive gone wrong, he endures an Isekai by the Creator Herself, entering a land of myth and magic to compete in the Game of Castles where individuals are constantly challenged. As one of a hundred Champions, he can level through feats and quests, unlocking the power of the Gods. Tolmeria is not for the faint of heart. The land is infested with monsters, foul magic, and evil people.
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Wonderful series. All in one book.
- By DaynenMc on 07-27-24
By: Marcus Sloss
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Dinosaur Warlord Omnibus, Books 1-3
- By: Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 39 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Nate is the hardworking CEO of SouthernCool, an AC company in Florida. After years of toiling to get rich, he finally takes a well-deserved vacation to Australia. A chance encounter ties him to a gorgeous gal named Senna. Right as things between the two are heating up on the Great Barrier Reef, pesky aliens intervene. Humanity is doomed, they tell him, destined to become extinct in the not-too-distant future. Nate and Senna are forced to compete for a spot on a human preserve.
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Fairly solid across the board. A lot of adult content
- By Anonymous User on 05-29-21
By: Marcus Sloss
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Raw: The Complete Series
- Books 1-8 + 3 Shorts
- By: Misty Vixen
- Narrated by: Katana Jones
- Length: 62 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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No resources. No memories. No help. Jak awakens, cold and confused, on the shore of an unknown island at the beginning of a dangerous nightfall. With nothing but his name and a head drained of memory, he stumbles into the nearby forest and is quickly forced to fight for his very survival. When he meets Niri, a beautiful elf exiled from her people and left to die in the wilderness, he begins the quest to build his own tribe in a land of blood, brutality, and wild adventure.
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Fine
- By Fluffington on 05-19-24
By: Misty Vixen
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Rise of the Strongest Girl Next Door 1
- LitRPG with a Yandere Twist
- By: Yuki Knightley, Gwen Grayson
- Narrated by: Aurora Bliss, Jonathan Waters
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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As a C-Tier Lifeblade, Ethan keeps his head down, works hard, and always hits his mark. His skills might not be flashy, but they get the job done—and in SlayerCorp's cutthroat portal acquisitions industry, reliability makes you valuable. He’s built a solid rep as the go-to healer who can hold his own in any situation, with a resume that's earned him the respect and admiration of his peers. But Ethan's biggest challenge isn’t in the dungeons he clears or the creatures he fights. It’s Lily Chen.
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so I was wondering how you pull off a Yandere haram.
- By Anonymous User on 02-02-25
By: Yuki Knightley, and others
And you can't go wrong for $4.
This book was strangely enjoyable.
I'm going to give this book 6 out of 5 stars.
Creepy!
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if you know the authors books then you know not to expect normal smut
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I'm not a huge fan of the MCs with Mommy issues but it is funny and well written enough to be worth the three dollars I paid.
I laughed and was aroused. Great Book.
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There were some fetishes some might enjoy like expansion.
The narrator did a great job, and I think I really enjoyed the story.
Was a good parody.
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I thought this was a horror/ erotic book but it’s more like a young adult/ soft erotic book. The sounds like a teen wrote this book. It got really childish at times. The dinner scene was so cringe I had to push skip a couple times.
I feel like the Arthur has the ability to tell a compelling story but I don’t know what happed with this book.
Good start to a average book.
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