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A Leaner Meaner Midlife
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- Length: 4 hrs and 25 mins
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I want to live my life in peace for a little while as opposed to pieces. I don’t know who I have to bribe to catch a break, but I’m willing to pay the big bucks.
Apparently, no one got the memo. Midlife is one messy ride.
Fine. I’m off to Lexington, Kentucky to find a self-proclaimed dragon who sports a mullet, beer belly and delusions of Immortal grandeur. This time he’s gone too far. He’s messed with me and mine for the last time.
The way to end a dragon is to remove his tail. We thought we had. A tail is in the back. Right?
Wrong.
So, so wrong.
With the love of my Immortal life by my side along with a few smack-talking, geriatric Nephilim and a foul-mouthed, toothpick loving Keeper of Fate, I’m ready.
And when it’s done, I’m taking a freaking vacation. I’ve earned it.
It’s time to slay the dragon for good.
This time there will be no mercy.
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- Length: 4 hrs and 39 mins
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When my husband of 25 years leaves me to expedite his political agenda, and his new girlfriend ensures I have no place within the shadow council, I am starting over with a new business and no financial security.
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I can’t do it!
- By Tamara Alfred on 09-18-24
By: Brenda Trim, and others
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It’s a Wonderful Midlife Crisis
- The Good to the Last Death Series, Book 1
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Thirty-nine was a fantastic year. I was married to the man I loved. I had a body that worked without creaking. My grandma, who raised me, was still healthy, and life was pretty damned good. But as they say, all good things come to an end. One year later, I’m a widow. My joints are starting to ache. Gram is in the nursing home, and dead people think my home is some kind of supernatural bed-and-breakfast. Gluing body parts onto semi-transparent people has become a side job - deceased people I’m not even sure are actually there.
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Pwf perfection!
- By Biggs_bookshelf on 05-02-21
By: Robyn Peterman
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As the Underworld Turns
- The Good to the Last Demon Series, Book 1
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 6 hrs and 23 mins
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What does a forty-year-old former child star do when she finds out she’s a Demon? A sitcom, of course. Age is just a number unless you’re an actress of a certain age trying to make a comeback in La La Land. Back in the day, I was the child star of the hit show Camp Bites. Today, I’m still living it down.After a disastrous soap opera audition and getting fired from a TV show for not having a bodacious enough backside, one would think I’d be smart enough to go into real estate. Nope. Just found out from the rudest, meanest, and hottest guy alive that I’m a Demon.
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Save your time & credit or money
- By Krystle Campos on 12-09-22
By: Robyn Peterman
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The Write Hook
- The My So-Called Mystical Midlife Series, Book 1
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Hollis McCarthy
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
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Four months of wallowing in embarrassed depression should be enough. I’m beginning to realize that no one is who they seem to be, and my life story might be spinning out of my control. It’s time to take a shower, put on a bra, and wear something other than sweatpants. Difficult, but doable. With my friends - real and imaginary - by my side, I need to edit my life before the elusive darkness comes for all of us.
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The first half of a book😡
- By Buttons on 07-26-21
By: Robyn Peterman
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Midlife Magic & Magnolias
- Paranormal Women's Fiction (Magic at Midnight, Book 1)
- By: Meredith Carlisle
- Narrated by: Maria McCann
- Length: 11 hrs and 30 mins
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It wasn’t until I lost everything—my home, my marriage, even my career—that I started to wonder if our “family curse” might be more than an unfortunate turn of phrase. Now turning forty-five, the age at which every woman in my family dies, I need answers not only for myself but for my two daughters. And I’ll see every specialist in the country if that’s what it takes. But when a lifelong friend discovers a link between my strange family history and an abandoned estate, I can't pass up the opportunity to learn what happened before the death certificates started piling up.
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Awesome! Funny! Well read!
- By Hope on 01-17-24
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Midlife Bed and Broomstick
- Cougars and Cauldrons, Book 1
- By: Jennifer L. Hart
- Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
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Samantha Sinclair's midlife can be summed up in one word—trapped. Trapped by Multiple Sclerosis. Trapped by an abusive husband. Trapped until her son breaks the vicious cycle and whisks her away to a bed and breakfast on the Outer Banks of North Carolina. The only problem? It puts her in the path of the only man she ever wanted. Damien rejected her years ago and Sam's never recovered from the heartache. Combined with the quirky and nosy oddballs in the fifty and up waterfront community, the B&B isn't the ideal place to lay low.
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Awesome story line
- By ko on 05-25-23
By: Jennifer L. Hart
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The Prime of My Magical Life
- Supernatural Midlife Mystique (Shrouded Nation, Book 1)
- By: Brenda Trim, Tia Didmon
- Narrated by: Naomi Rose-Mock
- Length: 4 hrs and 39 mins
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When my husband of 25 years leaves me to expedite his political agenda, and his new girlfriend ensures I have no place within the shadow council, I am starting over with a new business and no financial security.
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I can’t do it!
- By Tamara Alfred on 09-18-24
By: Brenda Trim, and others
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Sea Shenanigans: Volume 1
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese, Jessica Almasy, Amanda Ronconi, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 20 mins
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Come on an adventure with my mermaids and their unlikely heroes. Get three hilarious stories all in one big book. You'll get: Book 1 - Tallulah’s Temptation; Book 2 - Ariel’s Antics; and Book 3 - Misty’s Mayhem.
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Good narrators...
- By HappyMom on 07-25-19
By: Robyn Peterman
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Midlife Magic: A Paranormal Women's Fiction Novel
- Not Too Late, Book 1
- By: Victoria Danann
- Narrated by: Michella Moss
- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
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The day after my 43rd birthday, my husband announced he was trading me in - his words, not mine. The news was unwelcome at the time, but honestly? I needed a good goosing to get up and find my way to the door. So I was freed from the giant manual of expectations authored by my ex. That was the good news. The flip side was less happy. Due to living in a state not friendly to discarded wives, I was also relieved of the financial "security" I'd spent a lifetime accruing.
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If only this story happened to me
- By Shoe Monger on 02-26-21
By: Victoria Danann
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Witch Way After Forty
- Silver Sisters, Book 1
- By: Jennifer L. Hart
- Narrated by: Jacqueline Rendell
- Length: 7 hrs and 57 mins
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Alys Stevens is running out of familiar road. Approaching the same age as her mother’s death and muddling through a messy divorce, the 40-something home renovator has lost the control she so deeply craves. So when her siblings show up demanding a girls' night full of fun, the three brew up an ancient family cocktail...and accidentally unleash powerful magic.
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Magic & Three Sisters
- By Laura on 09-02-21
By: Jennifer L. Hart
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Sweatpants and Spells
- Midlife Magic in Marshmallow Series, Book 1
- By: Keira Blackwood
- Narrated by: Traci Odom
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
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I knew hot flashes were supposed to be hot, but I didn't expect flames. One day I'm in anger management, normalizing the cordial hate between me and my husband. The next, we're divorced, and he has taken both our house and the business we built together. I'm 40 years old and living above our empty restaurant, plotting my next move. And then the world around starts lighting up - literally catching on fire. I'm starting to think my defining characteristic may not be my snark or my cupcake-baking prowess, but spontaneous combustion.
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Thoroughly enjoyed this first in a new series
- By Dawn on 10-20-21
By: Keira Blackwood
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Witching for Grace: A Paranormal Women's Fiction Novel
- Premonition Pointe, Book 1
- By: Deanna Chase
- Narrated by: Gabra Zackman
- Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
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Grace Valentine had the perfect marriage and a great career managing her husband’s real estate office. Or so she thought until three months ago when she was served with divorce papers. Thanks to her philandering ex, not only is she out of a husband, she’s out of a job, too. At the age of 45 with the help of her coven, Grace is ready to pick up the pieces and move on. But her only job prospect is at the rival real estate office, and it’s only for a trial run. She’ll need to prove that she can sell the haunted properties of Premonition Pointe before she’s hired permanently.
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Chase's Best Book Yet!
- By Jeffrey Alvarado on 05-23-20
By: Deanna Chase
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Midlife Magic Mirror
- Legacy Witches of Shadow Cove, Book 1
- By: Jennifer L. Hart
- Narrated by: Jacqueline Rendell
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
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Donna Sanders has done everything right. She has created a successful home-organizing business and distanced herself from her crazy twin—the witch of Shadow Cove. Donna is completely blindsided when her husband locks her out of the house and demands a divorce. With nowhere else to turn, Donna moves back to her childhood home, a creepy gothic house on the outskirts of town.
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Love past life stories!
- By Gloria Ayala on 09-19-24
By: Jennifer L. Hart
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Magical Midlife Survival Guide
- The Wine, Chocolate & Paranormal Shenanigans Series, Book 1
- By: Larissa Emerald
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
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Forty-two-year-old Lainie Cassidy takes her two kids and leaves her abusive husband. She’s determined to face her fears and make it on her own. With an eye on her budget, she digs through boxes for items to use in homemade Halloween costumes and discovers a forgotten pocket watch from her Nana. This beloved treasure thrusts her into a new world where magic is real. As she learns the unpredictable nature of the timepiece plus the mysterious relation it has to books, she struggles to keep this newfound power secret from her kids, friends, and family.
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Entertaining enough, but I won’t be getting more
- By Maureen E. Fox on 08-05-23
By: Larissa Emerald
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Magical Makeover: Paranormal Women's Fiction
- Mystical Midlife in Maine, Book 1
- By: Brenda Trim
- Narrated by: Regan Brown
- Length: 5 hrs and 26 mins
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One day, I'm married, living in the triangle, and working as a head nurse at one of the country's best hospitals. The next, I've shed a 175 pounds of idiot and find myself encountering ghosts, dragons, and pixies while taking care of a sick patient. Losing my sanity didn't seem like the worst thing to happen since I moved back home with my mom and nana.
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not grabbing me
- By Melanie Soto on 08-07-21
By: Brenda Trim
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Witch Way Collection
- Silver Sisters
- By: Jennifer L. Hart
- Narrated by: Jacqueline Rendell
- Length: 25 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Midlife has never been so magical! Meet Alys, Maeve, and Siobhan Silver, the latest in a long line of witches. There's just one problem, no one told them about the hidden world of werewolves, fae, and magic hunters.
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Okay but not great
- By Watching and Reading on 09-20-24
By: Jennifer L. Hart
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Switching Hour: Magic and Mayhem Book One
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Stephanie Riggio
- Length: 4 hrs and 34 mins
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Released from the magic pokey and paroled with limited power is enough to make any witch grumpy. However, if you throw in a recently resurrected cat, a lime-green Kia, and a sexy egotistical werewolf, it's enough to make a gal fly off the edge. Not to mention a mission...with no freaking directions. So here I sit in Asscrack, West Virginia, trying to figure out how to complete my mysterious mission before All Hallows Eve when I'll get turned into a mortal.
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This is funny?
- By Alexis on 05-28-17
By: Robyn Peterman
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Gypsy Magic
- A Paranormal Women's Fiction Novel
- By: J.R. Rain, H.P. Mallory
- Narrated by: Kelley Huston
- Length: 6 hrs and 12 mins
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Welcome to Haven Hollow, a town of monsters. After dating a string of losers and banishing a poltergeist, I packed up my Los Angeles life and my 11-year-old son, and moved...to a town in Oregon with a population of 680. Well, 682 now. Culture shock anyone? Ahem, never mind that.... New starts can happen anywhere, right? I hope so, because I need to start the next chapter of my 43-year life pronto. So, why Haven Hollow? For one reason - there aren’t any witches here. And a witch can make a gypsy’s life...complicated. Oh, right, I’ve put the cart before the horse.
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Gypsy Magic and Good Ole Monsters
- By Michelle Bever Books on 07-19-21
By: J.R. Rain, and others
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How Hard Can It Be?
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins
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What happens when an accountant decides to grab life by the horns and try something new? Apparently a pirate named Dave, a lot of pastel fleece, and blackmail - just to start with. Visualize and succeed, Oprah said. I was sure as hell trying, even if my campaign to score a job as the local weather girl had ended in a restraining order. Okay, TV was not my strength. But a lack of talent has never stopped me before. Which is why I've embarked on a writing career. I mean, how hard can it be to come up with a sexy romance?
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Caution: so funny, you'll wet your pants!
- By Nicholette on 08-24-17
By: Robyn Peterman
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- Anonymous User
- 06-19-24
love!
I hope this series of books never ends. I will never get tired of these characters. Love the writing and one of my favorite narrators. Perfect combo.
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- L. Hollar
- 09-29-24
Good story, but…
I’ve really enjoyed these books, but I feel like I’m being nickeled and dimed. The books are so short, the last two could’ve easily been one book.
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- Angelica Etheridge
- 07-10-24
laughter
I love the characters plain and simple and how the author meshes themtogether. candy is a hooot!
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- Joanne Alarie
- 09-04-24
The characters
Love this series’s I would recommend this book to everyone if you love ghosts with humor listen to this
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- Jennifer
- 06-17-24
The story continues
I love the characters in this series and the author holds them consistent once again through another saga in midlife
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- Misha
- 06-29-24
the whole series is great
the story is very relatable in that a woman going through harsh times comes across happiness in the least likely of ways and times. I can't wait to read the next book
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- CarlaW
- 08-13-24
Well slap my ass and butter your biscuits!
I have to say to Robyn Peterman that I LOVE LOVE LOVE this series! The characters are fabulous and fantastically brought to life by the narrator. My only slight negative is how I wish the books were longer! This is because the characters are so likable and endearing it’s hard to say good bye until the next book comes!
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- Rachel
- 06-05-24
Another good one!!
This is such a great series: fun, funny and enough action to keep it interesting. The only bad thing is each one ends on a cliff hanger but that’s okay for me.
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- Brandy B.
- 06-14-24
Hilarious but short
Love it just wanted a lot more. Was way to short. Had me cracking up!
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- Megan
- 07-03-24
Another chapter of the sagaband another unhappy ending... for now.
The much anticipated next part of the saga was great... But I feel kinda letdown by the book/value for credit. A quarter of the book was the last chapters of the previous book. Don't get me wrong, I like the recap style but it's disappointing when there isn't more additional material.
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