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Narrated by:
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Teri Schnaubelt
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By:
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Clayton Smith
About this listen
Somewhere just off the interstate, in the heart of the American Midwest, there's a quaint, quirky town where the stars in the sky circle a hypnotic void...where magnetic fields play havoc with time and perception...where metallic rain and plasma rivers and tentacles in the plumbing are simply part of the unsettling charm.
Mallory Jenkins is about to experience the unique properties of this place for herself - she'll have no choice, considering the collapsed bridge that rerouted her urgent and mysterious trip to Saskatchewan, forcing her straight into the heart of town, where her Impala has an inexplicable breakdown. She intends to stay overnight - just until the auto repair shop can make the fix in the morning and send her on her way. But Mallory will soon encounter Dr. Lewis Burnish, a scientist who's studied the town for a dozen years and knows more about its strangeness than even the locals do. And when she accidentally-on-purpose creates his evil clone, she'll set off a series of events that could unleash the ultimate evil upon the town and wreak havoc on the world at large. Life in a small town is like that sometimes.
Welcome to Anomaly Flats. Have some waffles, meet the folks, and enjoy the scenery...and if you happen to be in Walmart, whatever you do, don't go down aisle eight. Don't ever go down aisle eight.
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In the Dark - A Supernatural Suspense Thriller
- By: Brandon Massey
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 7 hrs and 51 mins
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It began as their dream home...but soon became their worst nightmare. From award-winning writer Brandon Massey comes a riveting thriller of the supernatural invading the lives of an ordinary family. Len and Olivia Bowden had been seeking the ideal home in which to raise their daughter, Kennedy. The classic Victorian in a historic Atlanta neighborhood had everything they were looking for: lots of room in which to grow, friendly neighbors, and best of all, a bargain price, the result of a bank foreclosure. Hardly able to believe their good fortune, they move in and begin making plans for a ...
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Get rid of virtual voice!!
- By D. McCarty on 05-17-24
By: Brandon Massey
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Lullaby
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Richard Poe
- Length: 7 hrs and 15 mins
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New York Times best-selling author of Fight Club, which was adapted into a major motion picture, Chuck Palahniuk offers a haunting tale. Winner of the Northwest Booksellers Association Award, Palahniuk is one of the rare literary geniuses who has been able to bridge the gap between a cult following and commercial success.
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Palahniuk's New Hit
- By RockyToTheMoon on 01-12-05
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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Nefarious Things 2 - An Anthology of the Horrific
- By: Evan Bollinger
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 11 hrs and 40 mins
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Nefarious Things 2 is an anthology of horrific stories and short stories guaranteed to scare you stiff. With 7 bone-chilling horror stories, this anthology delivers something for everyone. If you're a fan of horror and terror, seeking stories the likes of which you've never seen, Nefarious Things 2 has a thing for you.... List of Short Stories Death Spin A Sinister Beauty Lights Out Inexplicable Neighborhood Watch A Night in College Town Lodge Six
By: Evan Bollinger
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Haunted Castles
- The Complete Gothic Stories
- By: Ray Russell, Guillermo del Toro - foreword
- Narrated by: Matt Godfrey
- Length: 7 hrs and 15 mins
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Haunted Castles is the definitive, complete collection of Ray Russell's masterful Gothic horror stories, including the famously terrifying novella trio of "Sardonicus", "Sanguinarius", and "Sagittarius", The characters that sprawl through Haunted Castles are frightful to the core: the heartless monster holding two lovers in limbo; the beautiful dame journeying down a damned road toward depravity (with the help of an evil gypsy); the man who must wear his fatal crimes on his face in the form of an awful smile.
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Excellent suggestion!
- By GJ on 01-26-22
By: Ray Russell, and others
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The Complete 'Father of Lies' Series: Books 1-3
- Father of Lies, Tanners Dell, and Magda
- By: S. E. England
- Narrated by: Henrietta Meire
- Length: 21 hrs and 20 mins
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Ruby is the most violently disturbed patient ever admitted to Drummersgate Asylum, high on the bleak moors of northern England. With no improvement after two years, Dr. Jack McGowan finally decides to take a risk and hypnotizes her. With terrifying consequences.
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Perfect for horror lovers
- By Sara.stogsdill.231@my.csun.edu on 07-15-24
By: S. E. England
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The Scarecrow: A Gruesome Horror Slasher
- By: Samuel Small
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 7 hrs and 4 mins
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Fans of Friday the 13th and Halloween will love this gruesome slasher following a group of teens hunted by a supernatural killer. You can run. You can try to hide. But no matter where you are, the scarecrow will find you. After a heart-wrenching breakup, the last thing high school sophomore Kyle Shoemaker expected was to fight for his life. But that’s exactly what happens after a drunken trip takes he and his friends to the abandoned farm at the edge of town. Nightly, the scarecrow claims one of them, leaving him with little time. Will he unravel the mystery of the scarecrow before it's ...
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Just not that interesting
- By Theresa Shingledecker on 03-18-25
By: Samuel Small
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The Haunted Forest Tour
- By: Jeff Strand, James A. Moore
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Haunted Forest Tour! Sit back, and enjoy a smooth ride in air-conditioned comfort as your heavily armored tram takes you through nature's most astonishing creation. The forest is packed to capacity with dangerous and terrifying creatures of all shapes, sizes, and hunger levels, and you'll get to observe these wonders in complete safety.
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WOW, just WOW. Great book!!!!
- By Jason on 09-07-18
By: Jeff Strand, and others
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The Postmortal
- A Novel
- By: Drew Magary
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 10 hrs and 54 mins
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In a world where an anti-aging cure is available worldwide, immortality comes with its own unique problems. John Farrell is about to get "The Cure". Old age can never kill him now. The only problem is, everything else still can.
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Interesting concept but bleak and wearing
- By Amazon Customer on 05-15-12
By: Drew Magary
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The Prince Has No Pants
- Ben's Damn Adventure, Book 1
- By: Matthew Howry
- Narrated by: Johnathan McClain
- Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins
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All life on Earth has been stolen away by The System. It was transported to another world at the behest of a distant galactic empire that lives in terror of humanity's potential. Ben - just a normal, if not slightly above average guy - had been about to go on the first real vacation of his adult life. But plans changed. Now, he must contend with danger and mystery in a world full of monsters, magic, and treasure. Armed with nothing but his wits and a special item given to him by The System, he embarks on a damn good adventure.
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Ignore any reviews below 3 stars... and probably the 5 star ones too.
- By Christopher on 02-06-21
By: Matthew Howry
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Road Seven
- By: Keith Rosson
- Narrated by: Charlie Thurston
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
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Mark Sandoval - resolutely arrogant, covered head to foot in precise geometric scarring, and still marginally famous after Hollywood made an Oscar-winner based off his memoir years before - has been strongly advised by his lawyer to leave the country following a drunken and potentially fatal hit and run. When a woman sends Sandoval grainy footage of what appears to be a unicorn, he quickly hires an assistant and the two head off to the woman's farm in Hvildarland, a tiny, remote island off the coast of Iceland.
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Who is the real monster?
- By Dawn Major on 04-29-25
By: Keith Rosson
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Zeroes
- By: David Reed
- Narrated by: Paterson Joseph, Danielle Vitalis, Katherine Parkinson, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 24 mins
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200 years in the future, environmental catastrophe has befallen the Earth, leaving the skies and weather systems transformed into a nightmarish maelstrom of rainbow chemicals, and the city of London wiped off the map (opinion remains divided on whether or not this was the best outcome for the country).
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Auditory Joy!
- By J Marsh on 04-22-25
By: David Reed
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- Kimble Wicker
- 04-27-20
It was ok.
It was ok. Kind of like Welcome to Night Vale, but not as immersive or charming.
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- Chris Foley
- 01-09-25
Quirky Setting Wears Off Quickly
Nowhere near a charming as Welcome to Nightvale. After the absurdity of the town wears off, all that's left is the thorough unlikability of the main character, making the second half of the book a slog to get through.
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- Sam
- 06-01-21
If You Like Night Vale...
I really liked this book. It's very similar to welcome to Night Vale and feels slightly like either it could be a booney themed adjacent city or otherwise somehow part of that universe.
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- Paris
- 02-01-23
Great story…but would have been better with a different narrator.
I love the story and really enjoyed the ended. However, I think the story would have been better told by someone else whose voice didn’t sound so monotone.
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- Joel Reichenbach
- 10-15-20
A bit dull. tries to hard force weirdness.
I would call it a poor man's Nightvale but Nightvale is free. It was not a bad listen but I don't think I will be returning.
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- Samantha
- 11-22-23
Quirky
Reminds me of ‘John Dies in the End’. Anomaly Flats was a journey into the unexpected, quirky and weird town. Paranormal craziness and a bit funny.
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- SW;MDA
- 01-11-25
Fun, querky book
I really liked this book. Narrators was great. I really liked the writing style and will listen to the authors other book. Just suspend your belief and do not take anything too seriously. Worth listening if you like fun, odd story which I do.
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- Liz Carlin
- 09-21-23
Holy WOW
I loved this. I’m a fan of the Welcome to Night Vale podcast and this was right up that alley. I’m happy I ran across this!!
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- Casey Pletcher
- 01-17-20
For Fans of Small, Bizarre Towns (Excellent Book!)
First off, I couldn't (figuratively) put this book down! absolutely loved it! It's compelling, interesting, funny and surprising in a very refreshing way.
Before moving on, let me address Welcome to Night Vale fans. If you aren't aware of Welcome to Night Vale, skip this section.
Night Vale fans:
As a fan of Welcome to Night Vale, I was concerned that this book would be derivative. While there are a few similarities, this is far from the truth! Anomaly Flats is a different beast entirely. Although, when I first started reading, something popped in my head...Imagine being in Night Vale, boots on the ground. No quirky radio announcer. Just the horrific tales of people getting killed randomly. Now imagine you aren't one of the citizens, and you are experiencing this horror. Well, welcome to Anomaly Flats.
People who may or may not be Night Vale fans:
This book is fun, weird and a bit spooky. More than anything, though, it is a story worth reading.
The Characters really pop, and the main character is both predictable within her set of values, but also unpredictable from a storytelling standpoint. Rarely do we get to see characters with the consistency shown in Anomaly Flats.
The narrator is FANTASTIC. I mean it. She really brings the characters and the story to life. She is dynamic and high energy. You'll love her.
The book subverts expectations, and is a really wonderful read. Buy it today!!
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- Kathleen Kinard
- 05-13-21
Like Welcome to Nightvale? You will LOVE this!
Even though our heroine is far from a sympathetic character, I thoroughly enjoyed the story!
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