
Bloody Acquisitions
Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 3
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Narrated by:
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Kirby Heyborne
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By:
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Drew Hayes
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With a thriving parahuman accounting practice, a steady relationship, and a circle of trusted friends, Fred's undead life has become more enjoyable than his normal one ever was. Unfortunately it also seems that he's no longer the only vampire to appreciate the up-and-coming city of Winslow, Colorado. A new clan of vampires is moving in, and they aren't well known for tolerating outsiders in their territory.
Now Fred must cope with the growing presence - and threat - of other vampires even as he struggles to keep up with his business' demands and make time for his friends. Between hidden parahuman towns, crazed vampire hunters, quarreling mages, and the world's least subtle spy, it will take all of Fred's wiles just to keep his head above water. And as the new clan sinks their fangs deeper and deeper into his city, the undead accountant is faced with a choice between two equally unappealing options: flee his home or stand against an entire clan of fellow vampires.
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There are rules and processes to vampires moving into new territory. Unfortunately, his friends cannot do much to help with his dilemma. If you have followed the series, you know that Fred will not ask his friends to put themselves in a compromising position.
The real conflict is, should Fred stay in Winslow where everyone he has come to know and love reside or will he have to run? Fred is not a physically active person. He prefers to solve problems amicably. Fred is an oddity. Vampires rule by imitation. If you are familiar with the series you know it is engrossing to watch Fred be Fred. I enjoyed this book. As a matter of fact, I am going to reread book two. I missed a character’s/entity’s story somewhere down the line. This is an easy enjoyable read, which does not disappoint.
!Love Fred. Need more
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Series. Likable characters, great narration and fun alternate universe!
I love Fred
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Enjoyable
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Third Story, Best Story - But Read In Sequence
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I enjoyed this book tremendously. The performance was great and brought the characters to life. This trilogy got better with each book and this was the best.Thoroughly enjoyed this book.
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Crazy!
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Great Book!
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I've really enjoyed this series!
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Just so much fun.
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Reader Kirby Heyborne's voice is perfect for Fred and the gang, and his reading is near flawless.
I highly recommend this story.
Another Excellent Fred the Vampire Accountant
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