Bloody Acquisitions
Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 3
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Kirby Heyborne
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Drew Hayes
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With a thriving parahuman accounting practice, a steady relationship, and a circle of trusted friends, Fred's undead life has become more enjoyable than his normal one ever was. Unfortunately it also seems that he's no longer the only vampire to appreciate the up-and-coming city of Winslow, Colorado. A new clan of vampires is moving in, and they aren't well known for tolerating outsiders in their territory.
Now Fred must cope with the growing presence - and threat - of other vampires even as he struggles to keep up with his business' demands and make time for his friends. Between hidden parahuman towns, crazed vampire hunters, quarreling mages, and the world's least subtle spy, it will take all of Fred's wiles just to keep his head above water. And as the new clan sinks their fangs deeper and deeper into his city, the undead accountant is faced with a choice between two equally unappealing options: flee his home or stand against an entire clan of fellow vampires.
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It was a dark and stormy knight, and nine dark defenders embarked upon a most perilous quest. They're the ultimate defenders of humanity, modern day knights who do dark deeds for all the right reasons. In this all-star collection, nine of today's hottest paranormal authors bring us thrilling, all-new stories of supernatural knights that are brimming with magic mystery and mayhem.
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After America’s Second Civil War, the Pro-Choice and Pro-Life armies came to an agreement. According to their Bill of Life, human life may not be terminated from the moment of conception until the age of thirteen. But between the ages of thirteen and eighteen, the child may be gotten rid of by their parent through a process called “unwinding.”
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Chilling, Scary, Difficult to Read
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Secrets
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This is an odd duck.
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Narrator does not capture tone of the story
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All Violet wants is to be with Lincoln. But he has a secret so great it could tear them apart. Then there’s Phoenix. He’s intense and enigmatic, but he's always there for her. Caught up in a battle between light and dark - where angels seek vengeance and humans are warriors - Violet must decide who she’s willing to sacrifice and who to trust, because the wrong choice could cost her not only her life, but her destiny.
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A real Kolchak voice but with a far-fetched ending
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St. Vladimir’s Academy isn’t just any boarding school—it’s a hidden place where vampires are educated in the ways of magic, and half-human teens train to protect them. Rose Hathaway is a Dhampir, a bodyguard for her best friend Lissa, a Moroi Vampire Princess. They’ve been on the run, but now, they’re being dragged back to St. Vladimir’s—the very place where they’re most in danger....
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Narrator is awful. They should re-record this book!
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Discount Armageddon
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The Price family has spent generations studying the monsters of the world, working to protect them from humanity - and humanity from them. Enter Verity Price. Despite being trained from birth as a cryptozoologist, she'd rather dance a tango than tangle with a demon, and is spending a year in Manhattan while she pursues her career in professional ballroom dance. Sounds pretty simple, right?
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I love this book!
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Katie Chandler had always heard that New York is a weird and wonderful place, but this small-town Texas gal had no idea how weird until she moved there. Everywhere she goes, she sees something worth gawking at and Katie is afraid she's a little too normal to make a splash in the big city. Working for an ogre of a boss doesn't help. Then, seemingly out of the blue, Katie gets a job offer from Magic, Spells, and Illusions, Inc., a company that tricks of the trade to the magic community. For MSI, Katie's ordinariness is an asset.
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I Must Be Butter 'Cause I'm On a Roll!
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- BikeVON
- 10-22-16
!Love Fred. Need more
I still enjoy this series. You should read this in order to appreciate the relationships. Loyalty and Friendship are the themes of this series and theme in this book. There is some action, I mean there are vampires and assorted other paranormals. In books one and two you will can get a demonstration of the various powers. This book will not give you that exposure. As Fred goes around returning clients’ tax documents you get glimpses into paranormal action/powers for different species.
There are rules and processes to vampires moving into new territory. Unfortunately, his friends cannot do much to help with his dilemma. If you have followed the series, you know that Fred will not ask his friends to put themselves in a compromising position.
The real conflict is, should Fred stay in Winslow where everyone he has come to know and love reside or will he have to run? Fred is not a physically active person. He prefers to solve problems amicably. Fred is an oddity. Vampires rule by imitation. If you are familiar with the series you know it is engrossing to watch Fred be Fred. I enjoyed this book. As a matter of fact, I am going to reread book two. I missed a character’s/entity’s story somewhere down the line. This is an easy enjoyable read, which does not disappoint.
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- Dawn A.
- 03-20-17
I love Fred
I hope that Drew Hayes continues this great
Series. Likable characters, great narration and fun alternate universe!
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- Zane S
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Enjoyable
A little less redundant than books 1 and 2 I was happy to continue listening to this series as I've grown fond of Fred and his little band of misfits.
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- Dee N
- 09-04-20
Third Story, Best Story - But Read In Sequence
Outstanding. The best of the first three in the series. Narrator is amazing with voicing different characters. Once you hear a character, you know immediately which one without the author identifying. The reader/narrator is that good! He is very consistent voicing each personality. Loved this because Fred is so endearing in this story as all his relationships in the para-world come together.
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- Anonymous User
- 01-12-17
Thoroughly enjoyed this book.
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I enjoyed this book tremendously. The performance was great and brought the characters to life. This trilogy got better with each book and this was the best.
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- mark nelsen
- 02-14-22
Crazy!
This series is definitely not your usual vampire story, and I love it! Thanks!
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- Jared Christensen
- 04-21-18
Great Book!
I really enjoyed this book. I didn't want to stop listening. It made stopping the audio annoying because I didn't want the story to stop. I kept thinking about it between listening sessions and I can't wait to get the next book. I'm getting it tonight. ;-)
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- Amazon Customer
- 05-21-23
I've really enjoyed this series!
Really enjoyed this book, I have been very pleasantly surprised with the whole series. Different and fun humor.
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- Dale C. McCoy, Jr
- 07-05-19
Another Excellent Fred the Vampire Accountant
Author Drew Hayes makes accounting in the afterlife fun and exciting. This is one story collection you should listen to. Well, first listen two the two preceding books first.
Reader Kirby Heyborne's voice is perfect for Fred and the gang, and his reading is near flawless.
I highly recommend this story.
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-05-17
Best in seried so far
Drew Hayes is quickly becoming one of my favorite authors along side Brandon Sanderson. While superpowered is his best series, this is a fun one with lots of charm.
Narrator is excellent and improves book.
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