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Andrew Seiple
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Hell. The final destination for many a villain.
Brought to this infernal realm by villainous shenanigans, Doctor Dire still lives, and fights to free herself and her companions from eternal torment. But the odds are long, and she must struggle to glean resources, recruit Damned souls, and fend off demons and fallen angels. It's a one-way trip down, to find the center of Hell and pass out and back to Creation. But Hell's master may have other plans for Dire.
But she is Dire, and none shall stand in her way! It's fallen angels versus ascending supervillain, in a clash that shall change Hell for all eternity!
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Ryan's life sucks. His brother is a jerk, his mom is sick, and his legs are next to useless thanks to a neurological disorder. Plus the world ended two centuries ago from nuclear war. Now the only escape from reality being the massive VR world of Crystal Shards Online. But even in the game, Ryan's life sucks. He works as a miner, earning not nearly enough to afford the operation that will save his mom. When Ryan discovers an item that grants the ability to dodge any attack, however, he has the chance to become one of the game world's most elite and sought after players: a Dodge Tank.
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Multiple Classes?! Mostly, but Multiple Classes!!
- By Sheldon "Tech" on 06-17-18
By: Rick Scott
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Warrior: Monster Slayer
- Monsterworld Saga, Book 1
- By: Sam Ryder
- Narrated by: Soren Gray
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
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Sam Ryder's life already sucks, and it's about to get worse when he's fired from his dead-end job as a programmer. He's about to head home to escape into his favorite RPG, Alien Civilization, when he's offered a thrill ride on a death machine by a gorgeous woman straight out of one of his games. Before Sam can say "WTF?", he's been whisked away to a dark world of monsters and goddesses, his body transformed from Outcast to Warrior, the second level on a ladder that may eventually carry him all the way to Demigod.
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for soft headed idiots
- By Chax on 12-06-18
By: Sam Ryder
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Heroes Die
- The First of the Acts of Caine
- By: Matthew Stover
- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki
- Length: 22 hrs and 28 mins
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Renowned throughout the land of Ankhana as the Blade of Tyshalle, Caine has killed his share of monarchs and commoners, villains and heroes. He is relentless, unstoppable, simply the best there is at what he does. At home on Earth, Caine is Hari Michaelson, a superstar whose adventures in Ankhana command an audience of billions.
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Don't Let the Cover Turn You Off
- By Paul on 08-13-12
By: Matthew Stover
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Armageddon Bound
- Demon Squad, Book 1
- By: Tim Marquitz
- Narrated by: Noah Michael Levine
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
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Half devil and miles from anything resembling heroic, perpetual underdog Frank "Triggaltheron" Trigg is the last man standing against Armageddon. As the favorite nephew of the devil, Frank has led a troubled life, but he'd always had his uncle's influence to fall back on. Now, with God and Lucifer coming to terms and leaving existence to fend for itself, his once exalted status of Antichrist-to-be does little to endear him to the hordes of angels and demons running amok in the godless world.
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A great audio version of one of my favorite books!
- By The Bookwyrm Speaks on 10-24-15
By: Tim Marquitz
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Control Point
- Shadow Ops
- By: Myke Cole
- Narrated by: Corey Jackson
- Length: 15 hrs and 4 mins
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Myke Cole is an expert at ratcheting up suspense and delivering pulse-pounding adventure that leaves audiences breathless. In Shadow Ops: Control Point, the world has seemingly gone mad. People are waking up with magical powers, such as the ability to raise the dead or call forth storms. The only thing staving off a plunge into chaos is the Supernatural Operations Corps, headed by Oscar Britton. But when Oscar exhibits a power of his own, the hunter becomes the hunted.
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get on with it
- By Eugene on 05-15-12
By: Myke Cole
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Undead Chaos
- By: Joshua Roots
- Narrated by: William Dufris
- Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
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The job was simple: decapitate the zombie, get paid, get out. Warlock Marcus Shifter followed the plan perfectly. The corpse, however, did not. Now there's a body on the loose, accusations of illegal necromancy are flying, and the answers are waiting in the perilous alleys between the mortal and paranormal worlds. They're no place for someone who mostly gave up magic after a childhood accident. And given his tendency to shoot off his mouth and his Glock, Marcus is having a hell of a time digging up more than just bodies. When an apocalypse-minded megalomaniac threatens Marcus's family, things get personal.
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Pretty good "beach" book
- By david on 12-04-13
By: Joshua Roots
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Fortune's Pawn
- Paradox Series, Book 1
- By: Rachel Bach
- Narrated by: Emily Durante
- Length: 11 hrs and 13 mins
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Devi Morris isn't your average mercenary. She has plans. Big ones. And a ton of ambition. It's a combination that's going to get her killed one day - but not just yet. That is, until she gets a job on a tiny trade ship with a nasty reputation for surprises. The Glorious Fool isn't misnamed; it likes to get into trouble, so much so that one year of security work under its captain is equal to five years everywhere else. With odds like that, Devi knows she's found the perfect way to get the jump on the next part of her plan.
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Easily the worst narration I've heard in 90 books
- By Matthew on 11-05-14
By: Rachel Bach
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Hero of Thera
- By: Eric Nylund
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 11 hrs and 38 mins
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Be a hero in the ultimate game. Are you a top-rated gamer? Then you might have the skills to play the Game...where players are sponsored by actual demon lords, gods and goddesses, or Lovecraftian nightmares. Enter Thera, a real kingdom at the crossroads of many other worlds, but with all the augmented-reality interfaces, character progression, and game mechanics that players know and love.
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you will have a load of fun
- By Midwestbonsai on 09-12-17
By: Eric Nylund
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Reboot
- Afterlife Online, Book 1
- By: Domino Finn
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James
- Length: 10 hrs and 35 mins
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Tad Lonnerman is having a crappy day stuck in crappy traffic late to a crappy meeting. On the bright side, his game development career is the only non-crappy thing he has going for him, so life isn't all bad. At least until he dies. Now Tad finds himself uploaded to a beta test of Haven, an unannounced hyper-immersive MMO where the dead have a second chance at life. It's not virtual reality, it's digital reality. A true afterlife online. Except Haven isn't exactly blissful paradise.
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Fantasy LitRPG meets Frat house...
- By Swiftblade on 02-15-18
By: Domino Finn
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The Vagrant
- By: Peter Newman
- Narrated by: Jot Davies
- Length: 13 hrs and 24 mins
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The Vagrant is his name. He has no other. Years have passed since humanity's destruction emerged from the Breach. Friendless and alone he walks across a desolate, war-torn landscape. A s each day passes the world tumbles further into depravity, bent and twisted by the new order, corrupted by the Usurper, the enemy, and his infernal horde. His purpose is to reach the Shining City, last bastion of the human race, and deliver the only weapon that may make a difference in the ongoing war.
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It was the concept and the prose that kept me goin
- By Alexandra on 08-18-15
By: Peter Newman
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Things to Do in Denver When You're Un-Dead
- From the Files of the BSI, Book 1
- By: Mark Everett Stone
- Narrated by: Damon Abdallah
- Length: 10 hrs and 19 mins
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For 10 years Kal Hakala has been the Bureau of Supernatural Investigation's top man, the longest surviving agent in its blood-soaked history. The World At Large has no idea that The World Under exists. And its vampires, demons, zombies, and mythic monsters are growing increasingly restless. In all Kal's time with the Bureau, there has been no case he couldn't crack, no monster he couldn't kill. Then a plague of zombies comes to Denver, along with a vicious serial killer dubbed The Organ Donor.
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very, very enjoyable. a great listen
- By Dr Dionne P Joseph on 08-24-13
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Shadow Corps
- Shadow Corps, Book 1
- By: Justin Sloan
- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
- Length: 8 hrs and 28 mins
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Samantha was badass even before she learned magic. Fending for herself in the cauldron of a planet torn apart by an alien invasion taught Samantha how to kill. Ruthlessly efficient, her abilities have caught the attention of the Shadow Corps. A group comprised of deadly warriors who focus on galactic safety, using any means necessary. Her first mission puts her team up against a space dragon, death reapers, and the ultimate sorcerer. Samantha had better learn to master her alien magic, or be forced to watch her world, and many others, burn.
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Climb a skill tree and level up! Old ones approach
- By LITRPG Audiobook Reviews on 05-05-18
By: Justin Sloan
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- Joaquin
- 06-10-19
Got sent to hell and kicked ass
I love this series. The writing, narration, drama, power ups and everything hits the mark perfectly. Please keep writing. I'm following everything you write.
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- BlindWanderer
- 06-10-19
In hell you can't escape science, or Dire.
If you're fearing this series is going to go all insanely Christian on you, fear not. It doesn't. Yes they are in the Christian hell. Yes a character has a crisis of faith. Yes they rail at the injustice of it all. But... it's not about religion. If you hadn't noticed by now, Dire isn't about magic or magical thinking, or greater powers. Dire met a god once and was unimpressed. So no. Dire is about Science. Even in hell you can't escape science.
This book will be a hard act to follow.
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- Michael
- 03-28-19
Another excellent book!
I've really been enjoying the Dire Saga and Dire:Hell is an excellent addition to the saga! I'm excited to see what happens next, I'm going to need the author to make his own clone or AI to keep writing books since I'm enjoying so many of his series.
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- swyrlgirl
- 06-08-19
The best one
in an exceptional, excruciating, EPIC tale of DIRE!! Brutal? Absolutely!! Brilliant? You BET!! TOTAL WIN FOR AUTHOR AND READER. This installment is about Hell and therefore be warned:not for kids or the squeamish.
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- John J Gerber
- 04-28-19
Daring to Take on Hell
Andrew Seiple has got to be one of the most imaginative authors around. Not too many authors would be brave enough to take on hell. While I will try not to give any spoilers beyond what reading the book synopsis would provide, you have been warned. I also assume you read the previous book. Who thinks of a way to send his characters to hell, have the book take place with scenes based on Dante's Inferno,, and then adds in a story line that makes it all make sense. Of course it also advances the Dire story-line. One has to love how no matter what happens (finding oneself in hell), Dire takes it in stride and then figures out a way to to get out. Like Andrew, Dire has no problem taking on hell as she goes through most of the circles to get to Lucifer Morningstar himself. Not the fun loving one from the TV show. Warning, it does take place in hell, and bad things happen in hell. I did find myself at times thinking, "this is kind of disturbing." It does not overly dwell on these elements and kind of makes it okay by having everything reform. This is truly impressive story telling.
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- Chris
- 02-14-24
One of my favorites after Book 1
While requiring a bit of suspension of disbelief, the premise of Dr. Dire in and friends in hell was an interesting story that felt strongly like a good LitRPG story, with plenty of leveling and city building. I would have given 5 stars except for the rushed exposition at the end that I had to listen to 3 times before I fully absorbed the information given. A very complex answer to the enigma that is Dr. Dire and her present stay in Hell was doled out in a not nearly long enough 10-15 minutes span that requires listeners to stop their activities and really pay attention to an important payoff 6 books in the making. Ultimately, I enjoyed this entry in the series nearly as much as Book 1.
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- Caradwen Braskat
- 09-23-21
great story!
excellent series with fabulous characters that kept me coming back for more. I got the first couple books free as part of my membership & I was hooked.
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- vanessa custer
- 10-03-24
Just it’s over.
The only part I dislike is the fact it’s over. Hopefully not forever. But still. My heart breaks. I need more.
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- Charles Buckley
- 07-09-21
Another amazing story
Tabletop RPGs with demons, and no fucks to give Lucifer- Yep, I love Dire.
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- Leo stroud
- 05-19-23
Good story
Hope there is another one after this. Went back to the good old days in the first few books. Look forward to the next story
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