
Elf University of Earth
A Slice of Life College Haremlit Adventure
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Solomon Ignis
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You'd think being a mind reader would make college easier. Wrong!
Alex is a mind-reading college dropout who just can't control his telepathic powers. After cheating on the entrance exam for the prestigious Elf University of Earth, he finds himself amidst a mesmerizing campus filled with dazzling elves, precocious dragons, and plenty of opinions about non-elves on campus.
As he grapples with the prejudices of the elven student body, Alex forms unlikely connections that will hopefully help him graduate. (Or at least survive his freshman year!) Alrie, the captivating gyaru cheerleader and daughter of the Dean, quickly becomes entangled with Alex, but can he confess his feelings before she finds out about his ability?
Along the way, Alex joins the Dragon Racing team, where his skills as a dragon wrangler help him tame the enigmatic Baja Wave rider, Ezi.
Alex must navigate a world of magical academia, rivalries, and forbidden romances while concealing his extraordinary abilities. Will he rise above the challenges and make it to graduation? Or will it all come crashing down?
With pulse-pounding romance, scintillating encounters, and an irresistible blend of urban fantasy and Solomon's off-beat humor, "Elf University of Earth" promises to immerse you in a world of magic, exciting dragon racing, and a journey to find acceptance in the most unlikely of places.
Elf University of Earth is a spicy haremlit tale filled with lovable characters, laugh-out-loud comedy, and a surprising amount of heart.
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Steve had experience when it came to waking up with hangovers. Being attacked by kobolds? Not so much. After rousing in the middle of a monster-filled forest, he was sure his life was over. That was until he was saved by a fire-wielding angel who was anything but human. Now Steve finds himself a temporary guest on a small run-down farm filled with monster girls who need his help. None more so than the canine beauty responsible for saving his skin.
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Ok, but predictable with slightly annoying MC
- By Roy on 03-16-22
By: David Aries
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Lakeside Cougars
- By: Misty Vixen
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet
- Length: 11 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Atticus Archer has finally caught a break. After years of grinding away, making little indie games and releasing them into the void with relatively little success while struggling to sustain himself on minimum wage nightmare jobs, he has finally produced a hit. And after nine solid months of work, Atticus is burned out.
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Wow a surprisingly deep age gap.
- By Posiden300 on 02-19-25
By: Misty Vixen
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Exile
- De'Vas Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Chase Kilgore
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon
- Length: 10 hrs and 58 mins
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The world changed the day the rifts happened. Trolls, elves, and other races from fantasy and myth emerged into a modern world, bringing magic with them. The world governments worked to segregate these new arrivals into refugee camps, which eventually became the nation of De’Vas. A nation of paranormals.
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A good first book
- By Anonymous User on 01-16-25
By: Chase Kilgore
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Mana Creamery
- A Cozy Slice of Life Adventure
- By: Austin Beck
- Narrated by: Ally Frey
- Length: 7 hrs and 39 mins
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In the enchanting town of Frostwall, a young frost mage named Alaric stumbles upon a hidden recipe that will change his life forever. Armed with his magical abilities and an old ice cream churner, Alaric sets out to create the most extraordinary frozen treat the realm has ever tasted. But his journey is far from simple. From battling fearsome monsters to befriending a mysterious fawn girl, Alaric's quest takes him on an unexpected adventure. As he works to perfect his magical ice cream, he finds himself entangled in a web of friendship, danger, love, and self-discovery.
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great pacing, gentlemen conduct towards real respectable women
- By Big A on 12-18-24
By: Austin Beck
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Humanity Rising Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Dante King, Neil Bimbeau
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland, Raya Kane
- Length: 29 hrs and 39 mins
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Heaven and hell are at war, with Earth as their battleground. For time immemorial, humans have been their playthings. But not anymore. I was just a regular guy until I tapped into the primordial power of humanity known as the Archon System. Now, I have powers humans were always meant to have.
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book3 was fast paced
- By Timothy Ragan on 05-02-25
By: Dante King, and others
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Billy the Barbarian: The Omnibus
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Ellory Lane, Patrick Dubois
- Length: 21 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Billy the Barbarian is an Isekai adventure story about a normal man from our Earth whose destiny changes when he gets snatched up by the gods of a magical world. He then wakes up to find himself in a strange, cruel land known as Thune to the locals. It turns out the gods of Thune have pretty big plans for Billy, and before he knows it he's swept up into an adventure the likes of which you've never seen before.
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A rock star in the stone age.
- By DaynenMc on 02-23-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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AnimeCon
- Harem
- By: FortySixtyFour
- Narrated by: Harriet Sinclair, Jean Paul Garces
- Length: 15 hrs and 40 mins
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Brian attends an anime convention with a mysterious charm.
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Originally Just Smut, Eventually Deep Characters
- By Clovermite on 12-18-24
By: FortySixtyFour
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Master of the Manor Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Patrick Dubois, Melisandre Verte
- Length: 30 hrs and 8 mins
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I thought I'd left my old life behind me. But then I found myself with a job I couldn't refuse—a counselor at Beldame, a mysterious manor with even more mysterious guests. These guests have problems, which they want me to solve. Professionally, I could deal with humans and their issues—my massive student debt was evidence of that. But these guests aren't human. At least not entirely. One thing's for certain—the boundaries are about to blur at Beldame. And I'll be plucking more than a few forbidden fruits from its garden.
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love this story
- By Joseph hand on 06-26-25
By: Dante King
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Harmony
- Harmony, Book 1
- By: Alan Moria
- Narrated by: Jack Smith, Anne Marie Lebeaur
- Length: 14 hrs and 37 mins
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Throughout his entire life, Nate has been considered a cripple and an inconvenience, solely for being born without the precious magic for which the Great Arcane Families were both respected and feared. Being powerless as he was, he couldn’t fight back when choosing to do the right thing was rewarded with even more injustice from old men on even older thrones.
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Its ok last 3.5 hours dragged on
- By ROD on 07-29-24
By: Alan Moria
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Trailer Park Elves
- A Humorous LitRPG Slice-of-Life Adventure
- By: Michael Dalton, Adam Lance
- Narrated by: Mandy McCullough, Christopher Harbour
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
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Deep in the elbow skin of the Fae Wilds, far from the teeming fortress of the Goblin King and the glittering palace of the King and Queen of the Elves, there lies a forgotten hideaway of crumbling single-wides and rusty Airstreams. A lonely clan of beautiful women, clad in tube tops, overall shorts, and tacky Asian-print house-dresses, yearn for a man who can unstop their sewer lines and get the internet working again.
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why did not one say this is erotica?
- By Megan on 05-12-25
By: Michael Dalton, and others
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Biomance: An Urban Fantasy Slice of Life
- Biomance, Book 1
- By: Kirk Mason, Morgan Ranger
- Narrated by: Christopher Harbour, Mandy McCullough
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
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Our retro-tech towns might seem idyllic, yet go beyond the arcades and coffee shops and you'll reach the danger zones roamed by bionic bots. Me? I ran a video store with my cute friend Emiko. She's always been a little different, so I had to look out for her—we usually just watched movies and played games together. One day, a suspicious pink-haired chick burst into the store, warning me not to watch a tape labeled Property of Steelheart—Do Not Watch! So obviously, I did, and a terrifying ghost crawled out of the screen.
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Suckle “yuk”
- By Bishop on 04-03-25
By: Kirk Mason, and others
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Maid for You: The Complete Omnibus
- A Lamia Romance for Men
- By: Virgil Knightley, Peter North
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 32 hrs and 46 mins
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Arthur Cain was a hero to his city, the most accomplished and respected of the firefighters in his entire district. But when a call comes in from the so-called "Halfbreed Heights", the monsterfolk part of the city, Arthur's life gets flip-turned upside down. Though he saved the life of a matronly lamia that day, he was also partially crippled and forced into early retirement. Now unable to fit the image of her personal superman, Arthur's wife divorces him and leaves him to move into a cheaper home in the same monsterfolk slum that caused his current situation.
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Aycrishi Sodality
- Omnibus: Books 1-6
- By: Phil Aerix
- Narrated by: Charlie West, Summer Moon
- Length: 71 hrs and 58 mins
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I was hanging out with some buddies, doing a little caving, when everything went south. When I woke up, I was in some kind of medieval dungeon. Totally naked and in the dark. Luckily, I had a neighbor in a cell near me. One with a decidedly sexy feminine voice. When she explained to me that she was due to be executed and I was in line to be brainwashed, there was only one thing to do. We had to escape.
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good time waster and good scenes
- By Casey Owens on 06-21-24
By: Phil Aerix
The narration and overall production was excellent. Thanks
Excellent
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A good listen
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Slice of life harem school with a mind reader.
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Very good!
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The reviews I read are cookie cutter copy past garbage. Like getting a participation trophy. They were a glaring warning before I bought. However, I wanted to give the book a shot regardless.
IMO, if you need background noise and salacious audio. Go ahead and get it.
If not spend your credit elsewhere.
Started good then felt like scatter brained AI writing.
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