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Solomon Ignis
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You'd think being a mind reader would make college easier. Wrong!
Alex is a mind-reading college dropout who just can't control his telepathic powers. After cheating on the entrance exam for the prestigious Elf University of Earth, he finds himself amidst a mesmerizing campus filled with dazzling elves, precocious dragons, and plenty of opinions about non-elves on campus.
As he grapples with the prejudices of the elven student body, Alex forms unlikely connections that will hopefully help him graduate. (Or at least survive his freshman year!) Alrie, the captivating gyaru cheerleader and daughter of the Dean, quickly becomes entangled with Alex, but can he confess his feelings before she finds out about his ability?
Along the way, Alex joins the Dragon Racing team, where his skills as a dragon wrangler help him tame the enigmatic Baja Wave rider, Ezi.
Alex must navigate a world of magical academia, rivalries, and forbidden romances while concealing his extraordinary abilities. Will he rise above the challenges and make it to graduation? Or will it all come crashing down?
With pulse-pounding romance, scintillating encounters, and an irresistible blend of urban fantasy and Solomon's off-beat humor, "Elf University of Earth" promises to immerse you in a world of magic, exciting dragon racing, and a journey to find acceptance in the most unlikely of places.
Elf University of Earth is a spicy haremlit tale filled with lovable characters, laugh-out-loud comedy, and a surprising amount of heart.
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By: Danny Rogan
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The Hero Game
- A LitRPG Superhero Adventure: Volume One: Tutorial
- By: August Aird
- Narrated by: Hannah Trusty
- Length: 6 hrs and 52 mins
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Jack Jenkins is a normal college student living in a world filled with super powered beings. Until one fateful day in the library throws his whole life into chaos. An ancient and beguiling cosmic visitor bonds with him, granting him extraordinary abilities. The only catch: he has to earn his powers like he was in a video game. And he has to learn on the fly.
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He should have gone with the hero name “The Player”
- By Randy Smith on 12-10-24
By: August Aird
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The Maker's Metal
- By: Dante King, Matt Waid
- Narrated by: Evan Jordan, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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Only David Montague, billionaire inventor, stands in their way. With the ability to read auras, he’s amassed for himself wealth and power, but now his ability will be turned toward more noble ends: defending humanity.
By: Dante King, and others
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Resurrection
- A Game-Lit Fantasy (Beyond Sunset Series, Book 1)
- By: Cebelius -
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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To Viggo, the veil was simply a landmark. Crossing it was considered suicide, and he'd never given much thought to what might lay beyond. Then, his life collapsed around him. Ejected from the military academy that was to have marked the start of his career, disowned by his family, passed over by the gods themselves, Viggo's last chance lay beyond the veil. Yet, from the very beginning, something was deeply troubling about the realm from whence the gods came. Its cities lay in ruins, its lands peopled by lunatics locked into tasks they could not escape.
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Confusing
- By Corey on 10-15-24
By: Cebelius -
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Humanity Rising 1
- By: Dante King, Neil Bimbeau
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland, Raya Kane
- Length: 8 hrs and 29 mins
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I was just a regular guy until I tapped into the primordial power of humanity known as the Archon System. Now, I have powers humans were always meant to have. Upsetting power balances is never simple, though. Heaven won't like what I've done, and you can bet that hell will be after a piece of me too. What they'll find, though, is that I'm not the only human with the Archon System. Humanity is rising up to become what we were always meant to be - the greatest power in existence.
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too serious
- By Avid reader on 08-24-24
By: Dante King, and others
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Reborn a Hero: Asher Merrick
- Reborn a Hero, Book 1
- By: Solomon Ignis
- Narrated by: JD Tanner, C.C. Thompson
- Length: 16 hrs and 5 mins
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Asher Merrick never thought a night out with his college friend would cost him his life. Gathos, God of the Lost, has granted him an opportunity—a second chance he doesn't intend to waste. Thrust into a magical world of dragons and danger, swords and sorcery, might and magic, Asher Merrick is ready to prove himself. He's ready to prove that the extraordinary power he received will unlock his potential and help his powerful and beautiful new allies. Will this power be enough to help him and his new companions solve the mystery in Naled's underbelly?
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Good start
- By Kindle Customer on 10-29-23
By: Solomon Ignis
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Queen's Kestrel 1
- By: Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Renée Nolen, Alfie Syme
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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After Trent Marston’s prophetic dreams allow him to save Princess Victoria from undead assassins, he learns it was her father, the king, who tried to have her killed. To protect her, he must flee the army he once served and, on Victoria’s behalf, gather allies to retake her throne.
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Great first book and looking forward to the next in the series
- By Gitchel on 10-21-24
By: Danny Rogan
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The Hero Game
- A LitRPG Superhero Adventure: Volume One: Tutorial
- By: August Aird
- Narrated by: Hannah Trusty
- Length: 6 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Jack Jenkins is a normal college student living in a world filled with super powered beings. Until one fateful day in the library throws his whole life into chaos. An ancient and beguiling cosmic visitor bonds with him, granting him extraordinary abilities. The only catch: he has to earn his powers like he was in a video game. And he has to learn on the fly.
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He should have gone with the hero name “The Player”
- By Randy Smith on 12-10-24
By: August Aird
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The Maker's Metal
- By: Dante King, Matt Waid
- Narrated by: Evan Jordan, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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Only David Montague, billionaire inventor, stands in their way. With the ability to read auras, he’s amassed for himself wealth and power, but now his ability will be turned toward more noble ends: defending humanity.
By: Dante King, and others
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Resurrection
- A Game-Lit Fantasy (Beyond Sunset Series, Book 1)
- By: Cebelius -
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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To Viggo, the veil was simply a landmark. Crossing it was considered suicide, and he'd never given much thought to what might lay beyond. Then, his life collapsed around him. Ejected from the military academy that was to have marked the start of his career, disowned by his family, passed over by the gods themselves, Viggo's last chance lay beyond the veil. Yet, from the very beginning, something was deeply troubling about the realm from whence the gods came. Its cities lay in ruins, its lands peopled by lunatics locked into tasks they could not escape.
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Confusing
- By Corey on 10-15-24
By: Cebelius -
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Humanity Rising 1
- By: Dante King, Neil Bimbeau
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland, Raya Kane
- Length: 8 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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I was just a regular guy until I tapped into the primordial power of humanity known as the Archon System. Now, I have powers humans were always meant to have. Upsetting power balances is never simple, though. Heaven won't like what I've done, and you can bet that hell will be after a piece of me too. What they'll find, though, is that I'm not the only human with the Archon System. Humanity is rising up to become what we were always meant to be - the greatest power in existence.
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too serious
- By Avid reader on 08-24-24
By: Dante King, and others
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Reborn a Hero: Asher Merrick
- Reborn a Hero, Book 1
- By: Solomon Ignis
- Narrated by: JD Tanner, C.C. Thompson
- Length: 16 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Asher Merrick never thought a night out with his college friend would cost him his life. Gathos, God of the Lost, has granted him an opportunity—a second chance he doesn't intend to waste. Thrust into a magical world of dragons and danger, swords and sorcery, might and magic, Asher Merrick is ready to prove himself. He's ready to prove that the extraordinary power he received will unlock his potential and help his powerful and beautiful new allies. Will this power be enough to help him and his new companions solve the mystery in Naled's underbelly?
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Good start
- By Kindle Customer on 10-29-23
By: Solomon Ignis
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Warlock
- Warlock, Book 1
- By: Daniel Kensington
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 13 hrs and 29 mins
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I expected aging out of the foster care system to be hard. I wasn't expecting it to include finding out I was a Warlock, destined to be hunted by the most powerful Witch Families so they could bind me to a coven of thirteen witches and spend the rest of my life "harvesting mana". Add to that a set of magical resonants that made me an even bigger target to some of those Witch Families, some of which would rather kill me than let a rival get me.
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Ended too soon
- By Anonymous User on 12-22-24
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Synthesis
- By: F.G. Smith
- Narrated by: Christopher Harbour, Erin Bateman
- Length: 13 hrs and 49 mins
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In 2036, an eccentric billionaire funded humanity’s first trip to Mars as an ego project. That expedition made the most significant discovery in human history: proof of extraterrestrial life. The ancient alien outpost they found catapulted humanity’s knowledge of faster-than-light travel, genetic engineering, and planetary colonization forward by centuries. Almost a century later, humanity has shown that despite their use of advanced technology, some things haven’t changed.
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interesting
- By Joeseph Baxter on 03-31-24
By: F.G. Smith
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Ragnarok Awaits
- Warriors of Valhalla, Book 1
- By: Tim Steiner
- Narrated by: Jon Brattin, Mari Bee
- Length: 12 hrs and 1 min
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Blake never expected to meet beautiful women while studying archaeology — let alone a stunning Valkyrie. Dying was a bit of a bummer, but the chance to see Asgard with his own eyes was well worth it. Blake found himself one of the few, modern mortals found worthy of Valhalla, earning him the interest of the gorgeous battle maidens.
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Could have been good… AI assisted? No Spice
- By The Boring New Dad on 07-23-24
By: Tim Steiner
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Exile
- De'Vas Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Chase Kilgore
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon
- Length: 10 hrs and 58 mins
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The world changed the day the rifts happened. Trolls, elves, and other races from fantasy and myth emerged into a modern world, bringing magic with them. The world governments worked to segregate these new arrivals into refugee camps, which eventually became the nation of De’Vas. A nation of paranormals.
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Amazing!
- By Devin R on 10-18-24
By: Chase Kilgore
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Potion Master
- I Got Isekai'd to an RPG & Used My Unfair Knowledge of the Game to Beat the BBEG on the First Level. But Now I Must Use My Powers to Save the World from New Evil as the Potion Master!
- By: Solomon Ignis
- Narrated by: Sierra Kline
- Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
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Thomas was a part-time freelancer and part-time floundering streamer for the MMORPG King of Death. A super mediocre game that he mastered so much that end-game raids were solo adventures! But when the game's sassy and scintillating fox spirit Akina appears, she pulls him right into the game! It's up to Thomas to save the world from the destroyer of worlds. The ender of times. The queen of the underworld! The tall, buff, and beautiful hellhound Mira! But when she shows up on Level 1, he'll have to use his expert knowledge of the game.
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Fun and Spicy
- By Chillin with love no hate on 11-21-24
By: Solomon Ignis
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Mana Creamery
- A Cozy Slice of Life Adventure
- By: Austin Beck
- Narrated by: Ally Frey
- Length: 7 hrs and 39 mins
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In the enchanting town of Frostwall, a young frost mage named Alaric stumbles upon a hidden recipe that will change his life forever. Armed with his magical abilities and an old ice cream churner, Alaric sets out to create the most extraordinary frozen treat the realm has ever tasted. But his journey is far from simple. From battling fearsome monsters to befriending a mysterious fawn girl, Alaric's quest takes him on an unexpected adventure. As he works to perfect his magical ice cream, he finds himself entangled in a web of friendship, danger, love, and self-discovery.
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great pacing, gentlemen conduct towards real respectable women
- By Big A on 12-18-24
By: Austin Beck
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The Ascension Game Omnibus
- Books 1-4
- By: Ace Arriande
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 27 hrs and 37 mins
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The complete series for a single credit! Pizza, coffee, and a library full of unplayed games. That's the plan, or at least it was supposed to be. Instead, an average gamer finds himself seemingly transported into the world of his favorite game.
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What needs to be said?
- By Damien Wollam on 11-13-24
By: Ace Arriande
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Mach Diver
- Super Submersible Swimming Suit Mach Diver
- By: Benjamin J. Durham, Benjamin Durham
- Narrated by: Maggie Weber
- Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins
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Anything can happen on open water. Massive storms, giant sharks, human attackers, mechs. Cameron Dery, a simple fisherman, one day encounters an ancient pilotable mech called the Mach Diver located below the waves and claims it as his own. Together with his best friend, Scarlett Taylor, and a mysterious woman named Sokka Tsuki, he finds himself on a journey to find his missing sister, Katelynn.
By: Benjamin J. Durham, and others
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The War Game: Basic Training
- The War Game: A LitRPG Space Adventure, Book 1
- By: August Aird
- Narrated by: Rhys David, June Aaron
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
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Carter Ash wakes up with no memories in a virtual basic training. All the recruits will die within the next six weeks. Lucky for them, they’ve all got three lives. He’s assigned to a squad with his goofy friend and another captivating cadet, Iris. They have to keep each other alive as long as possible because when they die, they get assigned their permanent character class. And everyone in the squad wants a valuable class, ideally the kind where you don’t get killed immediately.
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Lost interest when the alien girls showed up...
- By Roy on 11-14-24
By: August Aird
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Fate's Enforcer
- Chosen by Fate, Book 1
- By: Adam Lance, Anne Ominous
- Narrated by: Claire Bonner, Gabriel McCarty
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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Alex Colin has been selected as a candidate to take Fate's test. Together with 3 others, Alex must prove his skills in combat, intellect, and in social situations, to earn the Fate’s trust and take on the mantle of an Enforcer before the dungeon becomes too dangerous for them to survive.
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Lovely book!
- By Anonymous User on 10-09-24
By: Adam Lance, and others
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War God for Hire: The Complete Series
- War God for Hire, Books 1-5
- By: David Burke
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 54 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Reincarnated as the War God—he has a lot to learn to live up to that title. His power is only as good as the skill he possesses to wield it. But there is a reason the former War God fell. He can only dare to imagine what foes lie in wait. He will have to build a team out of a former shield maiden, an elven sorceress intent on hiding her power, a beautiful lycan who doesn't trust anyone and a mortal-hating fire celestial. What could be hard about that?
By: David Burke
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Capture, Evolve, Survive: Book 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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I guess you could call my latest job interview a success. I got hired, and it's way beyond my wildest dreams. The pay isn't great. And the hours are pretty much 24/7. But there's magic. And a portal to a fantasy world. Those kind of outweigh the negatives. At first, I thought I was just testing the latest VR survival RPG, but I'm starting to think this might not be a game after all. The monsters are definitely life-like and capable of carving me apart on their worst days. But on their best days, I make them mine.
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holy political injection
- By Matthew J Rose on 08-11-24
By: Dante King
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- Kindle Customer
- 11-11-24
A good listen
It was an amazing listen I've been interested in it since I saw it on Amazon. The only bad thing about it is there's not a book 2 on audio yet lol :)
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- John
- 10-15-24
Very good!
It has a great story and like able characters. The story is not typical and is interesting. Well worth the credit to listen too. Hopefully there’s a second one in audible
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- The Boring New Dad
- 12-16-24
Started good then felt like scatter brained AI writing.
The book started well enough. Weird but it was a start. By 1/3 of the way it started to speed up and feel like it was jumping all over the place. Reasons for things happening or character connection became as strong as wet paper.
The reviews I read are cookie cutter copy past garbage. Like getting a participation trophy. They were a glaring warning before I bought. However, I wanted to give the book a shot regardless.
IMO, if you need background noise and salacious audio. Go ahead and get it.
If not spend your credit elsewhere.
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