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Jeanette Illidge
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By:
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Django Wexler
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Dark Lord Davi rules the kingdom, but she must now break the time loop that binds her in this hilariously bloody conclusion to the Dark Lord Davi duology.
After countless failures (let’s not dwell on it), Davi has finally saved the kingdom from evil–by becoming the Dark Lord herself. But now, the hordes of wilders are at her command, and they still want blood. Human blood. And Davi’s not sure she can commit to the total extermination of humanity.
With restless armies at her doorstep, a treasonous duke scheming for power, and the legend of an ancient magician looming over her shoulder, Davi must find a way towards peace and uncover the truth behind her time loop if she is to bring harmony to the kingdom. Also, her girlfriend is mad at her. So, there’s that too.
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It's just another boring late night in Albuquerque, New Mexico, for Seeth, a disillusioned punk rocker with too much time on his hands and too little money. That is, until he heads to a bowling alley and runs into Kerwin, a geeky graduate student who's there doing research for a sociology assignment. While trying to distract Kerwin from his scholarly pursuits, Seeth notices two burly cops trying to unlawfully arrest a lone bowler, and for laughs, he jumps in to save him.
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Sorry I went for the re-read
- By Kristi on 02-28-25
By: Alan Dean Foster
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Liches Get Stitches
- Liches Get Stitches, Book 1
- By: HJ Tolson
- Narrated by: Ella Lynch
- Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Busy with troubles of her own, Maud the village witch just wants to be left alone. Peace and quiet should be easy enough when you're dead, right? Wrong. Reborn as a powerful lich, Maud is suddenly faced with the attentions of all the righteous heroes, holy clerics, and nosy neighbors of the realm. Now, instead of whiling away the days in her garden with her cat and her knitting, Maud must figure out how much force is required to crush a man's spine, the proper storage solution to keep a spoiling cadaver, and how best to display the remains of the fallen for maximum scare.
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Leveling up in a cheery British accent
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 09-08-23
By: HJ Tolson
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Some Assembly Required: A Jane Bond Publisher's Pack
- Jane Bond, Books 1-2
- By: V.R. Tapscott
- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
- Length: 12 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Contains books one and two of the humorous sci-fi Jane Bond series: Some Assembly Required and Dark Side of the Moon.
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PG 13 Scifi stories.
- By C E Wright on 02-21-21
By: V.R. Tapscott
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Dissolution
- A Novel
- By: Nicholas Binge
- Narrated by: Charlotte Strevens, David Thorpe, Joe Eyre
- Length: 14 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Maggie Webb has lived the last decade caring for elderly husband, Stanley, as memory loss gradually erases all the beautiful moments they created together. It's the loneliest she's ever felt in her life. When a mysterious stranger named Hassan appears at her door, he reveals a shocking truth: Stanley isn't losing his memories. Someone is actively removing them to hide a long-buried secret from coming to light. If Maggie does what she's told, she can reverse it. She can get her husband back.
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Lost interest after 25%
- By holly b on 04-08-25
By: Nicholas Binge
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Long Live Evil
- By: Sarah Rees Brennan
- Narrated by: Moira Quirk
- Length: 17 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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When her whole life collapsed, Rae still had books. Dying, she seizes a second chance at living: a magical bargain that lets her enter the world of her favorite fantasy series. She wakes in a castle on the edge of a hellish chasm, in a kingdom on the brink of war. Home to dangerous monsters, scheming courtiers and her favourite fictional character: the Once and Forever Emperor. He’s impossibly alluring, as only fiction can be. And in this fantasy world, she discovers she's not the heroine, but the villainess in the Emperor's tale.
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Gonna Need a Tylenol for This Hangover
- By Tessa on 02-09-25
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Guardasangre [Bloodguard]
- By: Cecy Robson, Patricia Henríquez - translator
- Narrated by: Carlos Quintero, Miriam Chavez
- Length: 18 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Todo en el reino de Arrow es mentira. Leith de Grey pensó que ir a esa nueva tierra y ofrecerse como voluntario para luchar en la arena de gladiadores (torneos crueles y sanguinarios donde solo sobreviven los más fuertes) le haría ganar suficiente oro como para salvar a su hermana moribunda. Pensó que no tenía nada que perder. Se equivocó y se lo arrebataron todo. Su esperanza. Su libertad. Su propia humanidad. Lo único que le queda a Leith es su cuerpo lleno de cicatrices de batalla, alimentado por la ira y endurecido por años de lucha para ganarse el derecho a vivir un día más.
By: Cecy Robson, and others
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Enhanced
- The Hybrid Series, Book 1
- By: Candace Kade
- Narrated by: Rachanee Lumayno
- Length: 10 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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In a society where everyone's DNA determines their destiny, being a Natural means automatic relegation to the gritty and dangerous Outskirts. Born a Natural, Lee Urban was adopted into the Enhanced high society of the Asian Federation and forced to conceal her genetic roots. When her dream of attending Peking University becomes a reality, she is determined to go despite a warning from a mysterious source. Targeted by a hacker bent on exposing her true DNA, Urban faces off with an Artificial Intelligence Game that puts her—and her lies—to the test.
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Amazing story
- By JE on 10-15-24
By: Candace Kade
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Midworld
- By: Alan Dean Foster
- Narrated by: Eric Martin
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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From the rich imagination of science-fiction great Alan Dean Foster comes the story of Midworld, a Humanx Commonwealth planet that's equally fragile and hostile. Covered by a lush rainforest, Midworld is home to a primitive society that lives in harmony with the natural world. But the arrival of an exploitative human company, whose workers know nothing of Midworld's delicate ecosystem, sparks a conflict. Should Midworld's villagers aid the humans or stand against them?
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This one will make you think.
- By John on 02-15-19
By: Alan Dean Foster
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Silver and Lead
- October Daye, Book 19
- By: Seanan McGuire
- Narrated by: Mary Robinette Kowal
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Something is rotten in Faerie. In the aftermath of Titania's reality-warping enchantment, things are returning to what passes for normal in the Kingdom in the Mists—until it's discovered that the royal vaults have been looted, and several powerful magical artifacts are missing. None are things that can be safely left unsecured, and some have the potential to do almost as much damage as Titania did, and having them in the wrong hands could prove just as disastrous.
By: Seanan McGuire
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Hell for Hire
- Tear Down Heaven, Book 1
- By: Rachel Aaron
- Narrated by: Nicholas Cain
- Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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A hulked-out wrath demon who eats gamer rage and loves cats, a shapeshifting lust demon who enjoys their food a bit too much, and a void demon who doesn’t see the point of any of this. They’re not the sort of mercenaries you'd hire on purpose, but Bex wouldn’t trust her life to anyone else. Ever since the ancient Mesopotamian king Gilgamesh decided death wasn’t for him, killed the gods, and conquered the afterlife, times have been rough for a free demon.
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Great new world and characters
- By Dedra R. Wolff on 08-23-24
By: Rachel Aaron
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Industrial Strength Magic
- By: Macronomicon
- Narrated by: Steve Campbell, Jeff Hays, Annie Ellicott, and others
- Length: 24 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain in the most superhero riddled city in the world, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's got no talent for magic, and not a scrap of superpowers to his name. When The System boots and unlocks his powers, it forces him to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother... Maybe there's a way he can do both...
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Childish. Trite. A mediocre YA story
- By Jacob on 08-28-24
By: Macronomicon
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The Undertaking of Hart and Mercy
- By: Megan Bannen
- Narrated by: Michael Gallagher, Rachanee Lumayno
- Length: 12 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Hart is a marshal, tasked with patrolling the strange and magical wilds of Tanria. It’s an unforgiving job, and Hart’s got nothing but time to ponder his loneliness. Mercy never has a moment to herself. She’s been single-handedly keeping Birdsall & Son Undertakers afloat in defiance of sullen jerks like Hart, who seems to have a gift for showing up right when her patience is thinnest. After yet another exasperating run-in with Mercy, Hart finds himself penning a letter addressed simply to “A Friend”.
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Great cozy romantic fantasy!
- By Kel on 08-25-22
By: Megan Bannen