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Jeanette Illidge
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Django Wexler
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Dark Lord Davi rules the kingdom, but she must now break the time loop that binds her in this hilariously bloody conclusion to the Dark Lord Davi duology.
After countless failures (let’s not dwell on it), Davi has finally saved the kingdom from evil–by becoming the Dark Lord herself. But now, the hordes of wilders are at her command, and they still want blood. Human blood. And Davi’s not sure she can commit to the total extermination of humanity.
With restless armies at her doorstep, a treasonous duke scheming for power, and the legend of an ancient magician looming over her shoulder, Davi must find a way towards peace and uncover the truth behind her time loop if she is to bring harmony to the kingdom. Also, her girlfriend is mad at her. So, there’s that too.
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- Narrated by: Joe Jameson
- Length: 11 hrs and 53 mins
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My name is Cade Ombra, and though I currently make my living as a mercenary wonderist, I used to have a far more noble-sounding job title—until I discovered the people I worked for weren't quite as noble as I'd believed. Now I'm on the run and my only friend, a homicidal thunder mage, has invited me to join him on a suicide mission against the seven deadliest mages on the continent. Time to recruit some very bad people to help us on this job.
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Wandered off the promised path
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 09-30-23
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Wriggly Little Hands
- By: Alex Knight
- Narrated by: Dorrie Sacks, Justin Thomas James, Gary Furlong, and others
- Length: 10 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Oli the goblin is the last creature anyone would send on a world-ending quest. But the Dark Lord's under siege and without his doomsday weapon, those pesky forces of Good might just get it done this time. Seizing the long-awaited opportunity to serve their Big Boss, Oli and his cousins strike out on a super secret mission to retrieve the doomsday weap-on a road trip to see their family. With the hopes of every creature sinister and foul riding on them, the goblins hurry directly to their destination. Mostly directly. Okay, so it's more of a zigzag.
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The Fellowship of... Goblins?!
- By Ron Toll on 06-03-25
By: Alex Knight
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This Princess Kills Monsters
- The Misadventures of a Fairy-Tale Stepsister: A Novel
- By: Ry Herman
- Narrated by: Kristen Sieh, Ry Herman
- Length: 11 hrs and 26 mins
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Someone wants to murder Princess Melilot. This is sadly normal. Melilot is sick of being ordered to go on dangerous quests by her domineering stepmother. Especially since she always winds up needing to be rescued by her more magically talented stepsisters. And now, she's been commanded to marry a king she’s never met. When hideous spider-wolves attack her on the journey to meet her husband-to-be, she is once again rescued—but this time, by twelve eerily similar-looking masked huntsmen.
By: Ry Herman
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When Devils Sing
- By: Xan Kaur
- Narrated by: Jennifer Pickens, Landon Woodson, Michael Crouch, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 30 mins
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When Dawson Sumter goes missing, all he leaves behind is a smattering of blood in room 4 of the debt-ridden motel owned by Neera Singh's family. Disappearances like this aren't uncommon in the rural Georgia town of Carrion, especially every thirteen years when a periodical cicada brood returns from underground, shrieking their deafening screams. For Neera, Dawson is another reminder that in this corner of the South, the rich only get richer, and the poor—well, nothing good comes their way.
By: Xan Kaur
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Everybody Wants to Rule the World
- Surviving and Thriving in a World of Digital Giants
- By: R "Ray" Wang
- Narrated by: R "Ray" Wang
- Length: 5 hrs and 44 mins
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Drawing on considerable original research and case studies from Wang’s acclaimed firm, Constellation Research, this groundbreaking guide reveals which kinds of companies will thrive and which will get crushed by the powerful forces now at work. Ultimately, you will understand how the business world is changing in the face of extreme competition and, most importantly, you will learn how to adapt now to stay relevant and in demand.
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Honest and relevant
- By Joon Lee on 02-19-23
By: R "Ray" Wang
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Slayer Bowl
- By: Kevin Johnson
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 13 hrs and 10 mins
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Sam Wynbrook was a nobody—a shy pizza baker with gaming skills and zero life prospects, until alien warriors hijacked Earth to host their brutal championship: SLAYER BOWL. Armed with two trusty pizza cutters, a potted basil plant, and an attitude problem, Sam must hack, slash, and smart-mouth his way through legions of savage monsters in a cosmic tournament broadcast to trillions.
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Stupidly Entertaining!
- By Ben Winter on 05-30-25
By: Kevin Johnson
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The Captain
- The Last Horizon, Book 1
- By: Will Wight
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 11 hrs and 24 mins
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On a little-known planet, Archmage Varic Vallenar casts a grand spell to empower himself with the magical abilities of his alternate selves. The ritual works too well, granting Varic not only the magic but also the memories from six lives. Including their gruesome deaths. Now, Varic has power greater than any wizard in galactic history, but he knows that won’t be enough. The enemies he faced in those alternate lives were apocalyptic in scale. Terrors of technology and magic. Nothing that he, or anyone, can defeat.
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why do I have to type stuff
- By Joshua on 04-05-23
By: Will Wight
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How I Became the World's Strongest Warrior By Using Basic Attacks
- World's Strongest Warrior, Book 1
- By: Kenny King
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 15 hrs
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When Chuck dies and wakes up in a fantasy game world, he discovers that the secret to success isn’t heroics or clever tricks—it’s sheer grinding persistence. After spending four months hitting a practice dummy until he breaks the combat system, Chuck embarks on a methodical quest to obtain the most powerful gear possible through relentless optimization. Armed with his evolving practice sword and an unwavering commitment to making his numbers go up, he tackles elemental dungeons, goblin hordes, and the occasional social interaction with the same cold efficiency.
By: Kenny King
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Storybook Ending
- A Novel
- By: Moira Macdonald
- Narrated by: Kelli Tager
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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April, a smart and lonely tech worker, worries work from home has gotten out of hand: She’s left an anonymous note in a book for Westley, the clerk at her Seattle neighborhood bookstore who has a gentle smile and looks great in flannel. But thanks to fate, Laura—a busy single mom who had given up on love—buys the book, finds the note, and thinks Westley has left it for her. A handsome man who loves books seems like just the plot twist she has been looking for.
By: Moira Macdonald
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By Blood, by Salt
- Land of Exile, Book 1
- By: J. L. Odom
- Narrated by: Micah Popp
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
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Azetla has served the Maurowan Army for thirteen years. There are seven left to pay. A pariah and a debt soldier, he is a commander with no rank, a soldier without citizenship, and wears a sword that it is unlawful for him to either own or use. He has learned to hold his tongue or risk losing everything. When Azetla’s battalion is sent into the desert to catch a Sahr devil—one of the famously brutal inhabitants of the region—his tenuous position is threatened. He discovers that there is far more to this mission than catching a fiend.
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For a first novel the Author hits all the spots.
- By Martin A. Healey on 05-13-25
By: J. L. Odom
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Last Stop
- The Diamond Knife, Book 1
- By: Django Wexler
- Narrated by: Kevin Kemp
- Length: 5 hrs and 55 mins
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When his older sister, Quedra Sa-Yool, was brought down by her political enemies, ne'er-do-well and pilot extraordinaire Zham followed her into exile. Quedra, a military genius once known as the Diamond Knife, now commands the mercenary airship Last Stop and its motley crew, and Zham leads its tiny air wing—when he's not roistering in bars and dodging moneylenders, that is.
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One of Wexler’s best!
- By David Huff on 05-12-25
By: Django Wexler