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Jeanette Illidge
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Django Wexler
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Dark Lord Davi rules the kingdom, but she must now break the time loop that binds her in this hilariously bloody conclusion to the Dark Lord Davi duology.
After countless failures (let’s not dwell on it), Davi has finally saved the kingdom from evil–by becoming the Dark Lord herself. But now, the hordes of wilders are at her command, and they still want blood. Human blood. And Davi’s not sure she can commit to the total extermination of humanity.
With restless armies at her doorstep, a treasonous duke scheming for power, and the legend of an ancient magician looming over her shoulder, Davi must find a way towards peace and uncover the truth behind her time loop if she is to bring harmony to the kingdom. Also, her girlfriend is mad at her. So, there’s that too.
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It's just another boring late night in Albuquerque, New Mexico, for Seeth, a disillusioned punk rocker with too much time on his hands and too little money. That is, until he heads to a bowling alley and runs into Kerwin, a geeky graduate student who's there doing research for a sociology assignment. While trying to distract Kerwin from his scholarly pursuits, Seeth notices two burly cops trying to unlawfully arrest a lone bowler, and for laughs, he jumps in to save him.
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Sorry I went for the re-read
- By Kristi on 02-28-25
By: Alan Dean Foster
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Liches Get Stitches
- Liches Get Stitches, Book 1
- By: HJ Tolson
- Narrated by: Ella Lynch
- Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Busy with troubles of her own, Maud the village witch just wants to be left alone. Peace and quiet should be easy enough when you're dead, right? Wrong. Reborn as a powerful lich, Maud is suddenly faced with the attentions of all the righteous heroes, holy clerics, and nosy neighbors of the realm. Now, instead of whiling away the days in her garden with her cat and her knitting, Maud must figure out how much force is required to crush a man's spine, the proper storage solution to keep a spoiling cadaver, and how best to display the remains of the fallen for maximum scare.
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Leveling up in a cheery British accent
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 09-08-23
By: HJ Tolson
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Industrial Strength Magic
- By: Macronomicon
- Narrated by: Steve Campbell, Jeff Hays, Annie Ellicott, and others
- Length: 24 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain in the most superhero riddled city in the world, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's got no talent for magic, and not a scrap of superpowers to his name. When The System boots and unlocks his powers, it forces him to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother... Maybe there's a way he can do both...
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Childish. Trite. A mediocre YA story
- By Jacob on 08-28-24
By: Macronomicon
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Mate
- By: Ali Hazelwood
- Length: 13 hrs
- Unabridged
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Serena Paris is orphaned, pack-less, and one of a kind. Coming forward as the first Human-Were hybrid was supposed to heal a centuries-long rift between species. Instead, it made her a target, prey to the ruthless political machinations between Weres, Vampyres, and Humans. With her enemies closing in on her, she has only one option left—if he’ll have her.
By: Ali Hazelwood
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Heretical Fishing 4: A Cozy Guide to Annoying the Cults, Outsmarting the Fish, and Alienating Oneself
- Heretical Fishing, Book 4
- By: Haylock Jobson
- Narrated by: Heath Miller
- Length: 21 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Thanks to overwhelming might, a cadre of violent animals, and a weaponized fish or two, Tropica has wiped Gormona's royal forces from the map. Now at the helm of his own Church, Fischer finally has some time to relax. But life in Tropica is much like fishing from a rocky shore: it's only a matter of time before you hook a snag.
By: Haylock Jobson
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How to Be Dead Boxed Set
- Books 1-3
- By: Dave Turner
- Narrated by: Dan Calley
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Dave Marwood is trapped in a soul-crushing dead-end job. He's in love with his work colleague Melanie and his only friend Gary is a conspiracy theory nut. His life is going nowhere until he has a Near Death Experience—though Death thinks of it as a Near Dave Experience. He discovers gifts he never knew he possessed and a world he never dreamed existed. A world where the Grim Reaper is a hard-drinking, grumpy Billy Joel fan and the undead are bored, lonely, and dangerous.
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Good piece of brain candy
- By Cynthia Roman on 10-30-24
By: Dave Turner
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Anima Rising
- A Novel
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Mary Jane Wells
- Length: 11 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Vienna, 1911. Gustav Klimt, the most famous painter in the Austrian Empire, the darling of Viennese society, spots a woman’s nude body in the Danube canal. He knows he should summon a policeman, but he can’t resist stopping to make a sketch first. And as he draws, the woman coughs. She’s alive! Back at his studio, Klimt and his model-turned-muse Wally tend to the erstwhile-drowned girl. She’s nearly feral and doesn’t remember who she is, or how she came to be floating in the canal. Klimt names her Judith, after one of his most famous paintings, and resolves to help her find her memory.
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Enhanced
- The Hybrid Series, Book 1
- By: Candace Kade
- Narrated by: Rachanee Lumayno
- Length: 10 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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In a society where everyone's DNA determines their destiny, being a Natural means automatic relegation to the gritty and dangerous Outskirts. Born a Natural, Lee Urban was adopted into the Enhanced high society of the Asian Federation and forced to conceal her genetic roots. When her dream of attending Peking University becomes a reality, she is determined to go despite a warning from a mysterious source. Targeted by a hacker bent on exposing her true DNA, Urban faces off with an Artificial Intelligence Game that puts her—and her lies—to the test.
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Amazing story
- By JE on 10-15-24
By: Candace Kade
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Midworld
- By: Alan Dean Foster
- Narrated by: Eric Martin
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
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From the rich imagination of science-fiction great Alan Dean Foster comes the story of Midworld, a Humanx Commonwealth planet that's equally fragile and hostile. Covered by a lush rainforest, Midworld is home to a primitive society that lives in harmony with the natural world. But the arrival of an exploitative human company, whose workers know nothing of Midworld's delicate ecosystem, sparks a conflict. Should Midworld's villagers aid the humans or stand against them?
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This one will make you think.
- By John on 02-15-19
By: Alan Dean Foster
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Elemental Mastery Omnibus, Books 1-3
- By: DB. King
- Narrated by: Alex Perone
- Length: 39 hrs and 55 mins
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For all his twenty-one years, Zephyr has been a cultivator of the Carefree Path and a martial artist. He always assumed he would take the vows and become a monk, but his plans are thrown to the wind when he receives a letter from the Grand Sage to attend the Schools of Elemental Magic. Gifted with the system known as the Codex of Ascension, Zephyr intends to master the various elements in record-breaking time. Alongside two other students who bear mysteriously similar origins, his school year promises to be more than he could have ever imagined.
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Okay for a long road trip
- By Sailfish on 01-05-25
By: DB. King
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Time to Play
- Apocalypse Parenting, Book 1
- By: Erin Ampersand
- Narrated by: Laurie Catherine Winkel
- Length: 13 hrs and 43 mins
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A few minutes ago, Meghan Moretti's biggest concern was getting the kids' athletic clothes washed in time for practice this evening. Now, it seems that Earth has been forced into participating in some high-stakes intergalactic reality television. All electrical wiring has been slagged, and most combustibles neutralized. Some kind of evil space rodents are appearing on the front lawn, too.
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just eating no review here.
- By Cory A. Marshall on 04-03-23
By: Erin Ampersand