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- Villain for Hire, Book 5
- Narrated by: Andrew Pond, Ellory Lane
- Length: 6 hrs and 58 mins
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The four rules of freelance villainy are as follows:
Always wear a mask.
Never hurt civilians.
Never kill the heroes you’re paid to fight.
And the bad guy always loses.
Following the rules is what allowed me to build a career taking on superheroes in scripted fights. It's what let me to build my own evil organization. Gather a bevy of beautiful supervillainess lovers, and even get a cute mad scientist living in my basement.
So no way in hell am I just going to sit back as one of my villainess lovers gets framed for murdering a superhero! Even if I have to take on protein powerhouses, swarms of idiot heroes, and one of the biggest and baddest villains in the world, I'll clear her name, or torch my reputation to do it. Because I'll defend the life of the women I love to the death.
Ideally someone else's.
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a pleasant surprise?
- By Nicolas on 10-27-24
By: Jay Aury
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Arcane Arctic
- By: Peter North
- Narrated by: Evan Glasser, Renee Glasser
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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When Jay Morgan and his bestie, Molly O'Brian, take "wrong turn" to a whole new level, they end up sucked into a world that makes the arctic look like a beach vacation. Even worse? After a bump on the head during their trip through the portal, Molly's taking an unplanned nap of potentially eternal proportions, and Jay has no choice but to carry her through a frosty wilderness that gets weirder by the mile.
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Awesome!
- By CC on 07-13-24
By: Peter North
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Portal Warrior
- By: Marcus Sloss, Anna Pax
- Narrated by: Renee Glasser, Evan Glasser
- Length: 11 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Kelvin comes from an isolated community of fierce warriors known as the Xaros. They train rigorously to battle across the portal realms while earning levels, experience and loot. Through their conquests, they allow their society to operate in safety, often even sacrificing their mind, body, and spirit to protect the whole. On coming of age, Kelvin ventures away from home with his twin battle axes infused with magic. He's eager to slay foes and repay the investment sunk into his fancy gear — paid for through the blood and lives of his ancestors.
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great read
- By Anonymous User on 09-18-24
By: Marcus Sloss, and others
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Queen Collector 2
- By: Alton Blair
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Marry their queens. Unite the elves. Save Terynos. Carter Quinn assumed the king’s mantle when he married Queen Seema in a rushed, yet highly enjoyable ceremony. But he quickly learned power isn’t all leisure and luxury. Now, beset by problems both foreign and domestic, he must fulfill his duty as the world-hopper. Alongside his wife Seema, his girlfriend Linn, and a small group of trusted advisers, Carter sojourns in the coastal empire known as Riatha, where sea elves face unique threats of their own. There he meets the alluring and acerbic Empress Alidona, a ruler reluctant to ally ...
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This AI voice is always pleasant to listen to…
- By Shane Andrews on 11-01-24
By: Alton Blair
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Supernatural Travel Agency Omnibus
- Books 1-3
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Amber Hartt
- Length: 27 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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When Alex Kaine scores a job with a small but lucrative travel agency, he discovers its secret: that Mystic Getaways actually controls the Mystic Gateways, a series of portals that open wormholes to dramatically altered, far-flung versions of our own world.
By: Dante King
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This Young Master Omnibus: Books 1-3
- Plus Bonus Story: This Clone Is a Protagonist’s Master
- By: D.C. Haenlien
- Narrated by: Ronnie Rowlands, Tiffany Suzuki, Hannah Schooner, and others
- Length: 42 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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On the surface, Xi Tianyi was the only son of Sword Empress Xi of the Buzhou Immortal Sect, the number one expert in the Huang Realm. His birth was noble, his status exalted. But the truth was that Xi Tianyi was actually a reincarnated man from a world known as Earth.
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Probably too self aware
- By JJ on 08-29-24
By: D.C. Haenlien
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Villain for Hire Omnibus 1
- Babes and Badguys
- By: Jay Aury
- Narrated by: Andrew Pond, Ellory Lane, Edward Black
- Length: 21 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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As a villain for hire I followed those rules, facing down heroes in scripted fights to make them look good for the press and brand deals. Sure, losing every time was a pain, but the money was good. Well, decent. And it kept real heroes off my back. Well, usually.
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a pleasant surprise?
- By Nicolas on 10-27-24
By: Jay Aury
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Arcane Arctic
- By: Peter North
- Narrated by: Evan Glasser, Renee Glasser
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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When Jay Morgan and his bestie, Molly O'Brian, take "wrong turn" to a whole new level, they end up sucked into a world that makes the arctic look like a beach vacation. Even worse? After a bump on the head during their trip through the portal, Molly's taking an unplanned nap of potentially eternal proportions, and Jay has no choice but to carry her through a frosty wilderness that gets weirder by the mile.
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Awesome!
- By CC on 07-13-24
By: Peter North
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Portal Warrior
- By: Marcus Sloss, Anna Pax
- Narrated by: Renee Glasser, Evan Glasser
- Length: 11 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Kelvin comes from an isolated community of fierce warriors known as the Xaros. They train rigorously to battle across the portal realms while earning levels, experience and loot. Through their conquests, they allow their society to operate in safety, often even sacrificing their mind, body, and spirit to protect the whole. On coming of age, Kelvin ventures away from home with his twin battle axes infused with magic. He's eager to slay foes and repay the investment sunk into his fancy gear — paid for through the blood and lives of his ancestors.
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great read
- By Anonymous User on 09-18-24
By: Marcus Sloss, and others
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Queen Collector 2
- By: Alton Blair
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Marry their queens. Unite the elves. Save Terynos. Carter Quinn assumed the king’s mantle when he married Queen Seema in a rushed, yet highly enjoyable ceremony. But he quickly learned power isn’t all leisure and luxury. Now, beset by problems both foreign and domestic, he must fulfill his duty as the world-hopper. Alongside his wife Seema, his girlfriend Linn, and a small group of trusted advisers, Carter sojourns in the coastal empire known as Riatha, where sea elves face unique threats of their own. There he meets the alluring and acerbic Empress Alidona, a ruler reluctant to ally ...
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This AI voice is always pleasant to listen to…
- By Shane Andrews on 11-01-24
By: Alton Blair
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Supernatural Travel Agency Omnibus
- Books 1-3
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Amber Hartt
- Length: 27 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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When Alex Kaine scores a job with a small but lucrative travel agency, he discovers its secret: that Mystic Getaways actually controls the Mystic Gateways, a series of portals that open wormholes to dramatically altered, far-flung versions of our own world.
By: Dante King
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This Young Master Omnibus: Books 1-3
- Plus Bonus Story: This Clone Is a Protagonist’s Master
- By: D.C. Haenlien
- Narrated by: Ronnie Rowlands, Tiffany Suzuki, Hannah Schooner, and others
- Length: 42 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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On the surface, Xi Tianyi was the only son of Sword Empress Xi of the Buzhou Immortal Sect, the number one expert in the Huang Realm. His birth was noble, his status exalted. But the truth was that Xi Tianyi was actually a reincarnated man from a world known as Earth.
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Probably too self aware
- By JJ on 08-29-24
By: D.C. Haenlien
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Maid for You
- A Lamia Romance for Men
- By: Virgil Knightley, Peter North
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
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Arthur Cain was a hero to his city, the most accomplished and respected of the firefighters in his entire district. But when a call comes in from the so-called "Halfbreed Heights", the monsterfolk part of the city, Arthur's life gets flip-turned upside down.
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Love the story
- By Posiden300 on 08-28-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Cavalier's Gambit
- Cavalier's Gambit, Book 1
- By: William D. Arand
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 12 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Wayne dreamed of piloting a thirty-foot-tall walking robot that was closer to a battle-tank than anything else. They were called Walkers. They were armed with laser cannons, rockets, missiles, and heavy kinetic weapons more similar to artillery pieces than guns, and everything that went with that. Unfortunately, he had been declined military service. His only avenue left to become a Walker Pilot was to make it happen all on his own. Under his own power. With his own hands. Literally. Working his fingers to the bone, saving all he could, and digging through junkyards and salvage pits,
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Good story no spice
- By Bishop on 09-14-24
By: William D. Arand
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The Blood of Solomon
- The 72 Demons, Book 1
- By: James E. Wisher
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 4 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Daisuke Kugo was born to a family of skilled fire magic users. As the eldest son, he was to become the next clan head. Then came his thirteenth birthday and his spirit awakening ceremony. He failed, getting badly burned in the process. Rejected by the spirits, Daisuke is quickly banished to a Swiss boarding school. After graduation, Daisuke wonders Europe, collecting magical items and knowledge. Though the fire spirits rejected him, he is highly skilled in other forms of magic.
By: James E. Wisher
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Master of Swords
- A LitRPG Progression Fantasy
- By: Marcus Sloss, Hunter Dane
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon
- Length: 11 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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To face down an unstoppable evil, each kingdom of Occida bound the soul of a young woman to their realm’s most powerful weapons. But the enemy’s final act of treachery teleports away the mythical devices, along with the souls trapped inside them.
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good world building
- By Randy on 09-18-24
By: Marcus Sloss, and others
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Hexblade Warlock
- Quintasia Academy, Book 1
- By: Jack Spry, Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Richard Brock, Raya Kane
- Length: 17 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Survive. It's all Seven can do. An outcast through no fault of his own, he's forced to work the hardest fields, do the jobs no one else wants to. So, when war comes to his land, he has no qualms enlisting. After all, his life can’t get any harder, can it?
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"You don't own me"...
- By GrimReaperD13 on 09-03-24
By: Jack Spry, and others
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How I Met My Hot Alien Girlfriend, Book One
- By: Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Summer Moon
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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After fleeing his hometown to avoid going to prison for defending his little sister, twenty-one year old Carter Reed lives a lonely life making subs for college kids. Yet when Allison stumbles into his shop while fleeing men in black, he helps her escape... and meets the girl of his dreams. Yet Allison isn’t just Carter’s perfect woman. She’s also a fugitive from another planet, and other aliens are hunting her. Despite the danger, Carter can’t bear to let her run alone, and soon learns Allison is as eager to be with him as he is to be with her. He is, in her words, her ideal partner.
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very enjoyable
- By BiduscasMate on 05-19-24
By: Danny Rogan
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The Runic Artist
- Blank Canvas
- By: Ellake
- Narrated by: Adam Stubbs, Mia Fothergill
- Length: 16 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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In a world where runes hold unimaginable power, mere mortal and gifted artisan Nate must harness arcane magic to navigate treacherous paths, reveal the hidden truths of his own past, and discover the workings of the illusive ‘System’. No big deal. Emboldened by only his penknife and a weirdly profound understanding of runic sorcery, Nate must uncover if the path he has been thrust upon may spare his earthly existence. After all, why only leave your mark on one world… when you might leave it on two?
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Good story with less than perfect narration and writing.
- By Christopher on 09-04-24
By: Ellake
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Dungeon Revenant
- A Feast of Souls: A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Jay Aury
- Narrated by: Nicholas Santasier, Alexandra Cohler
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Armand, Lich Lord of the Necropolis, is bored. So very... very bored. He's guarded the greatest dungeon in the world against all comers, but the issue is, no one is coming anymore. No adventurers have fought his reanimated dragon. No heroes have fallen into the spike pits. No one's come to admire the menacing décor of skulls and warnings written in blood on the walls. Nothing! So what's a last boss to do when no one's good enough to challenge his dungeon? Why, build a party himself of course!
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Amazed
- By tyquan on 06-05-24
By: Jay Aury
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Isekai Emperor
- By: Michael Dalton, Adam Lance
- Narrated by: Mandy McCullough, Chris Harbour
- Length: 13 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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In the magic lands of the Fae Wild, the Goblin King's virility is the lifeblood of the realm. But an insidious curse has put the kingdom on the precipice of a population panic. Enter Thomas Stone: architect, engineer, and unknowing half-blood heir to the goblin throne. Whisked away to a world where baby-making makes the world go round, Thomas finds himself in a pickle thicker than goblin stew. Birth rates are dropping faster than a fairy on a bad flight path, and it’s up to Thomas to save the fae from themselves.
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5 stars
- By Joshua Airington on 05-28-24
By: Michael Dalton, and others
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AnimeCon
- Harem
- By: FortySixtyFour
- Narrated by: Harriet Sinclair, Jean Paul Garces
- Length: 15 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Brian attends an anime convention with a mysterious charm.
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5 stars
- By Joshua Airington on 04-15-24
By: FortySixtyFour
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Slime Keeper
- Slime Keeper, Book 1
- By: Leon West
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Tristan Josiah
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Blake was searching for simplicity, but fate had other plans. After an unexpected turn of events lands him in the fantastical world of Ylege, he's endowed with extraordinary physical abilities and inherits an unclaimed farmstead at the world's edge. Things seem to be falling into place until he encounters the gorls—beautiful, magical, sentient slimes.
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Great start.
- By Brian on 10-07-24
By: Leon West
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King of the Goblins
- Hey, It's Kind of Slice of Life
- By: Micky Carre
- Narrated by: Robin Shay
- Length: 11 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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A lot can happen in a week. Me? I became a king. An unfortunate accident destroyed my entire world, but the gods saw fit to zap me to a new one, a world filled with fantastical creatures and magic. To say I got a rough start there would be putting it mildly, but fortunately I had the help of Silvy, a beautiful goblin woman who told me I was the answer to her prayers. And she meant that literally. It didn't take long for me to learn that the goblin king was an absolute terror, the most violent and tyrannical in their history.
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The best of the bad books I've listened to
- By huntNfish1 on 07-29-24
By: Micky Carre
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- Posiden300
- 08-31-24
Magneron reaching for the stars.
I love the series and this keeps up all the fun antics. We get to see how Zoron goes after Magneron. I love this series and I'll probably reread it all again very soon. Such a epic final showdown between two villans.
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- kevin
- 09-06-24
sound record issue but the rest is great.
Sound quality drops for no reason in chapter 11 it's like different equipment was used to record it.
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- Josh P.
- 10-08-24
Great series!
love the characters and the laid back passive aggressiveness of the MC. There's a lot of comedy in it that cracks me up as well.
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