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Villain for Hire, Book 5
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Ellory Lane
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Jay Aury
About this listen
The four rules of freelance villainy are as follows:
Always wear a mask.
Never hurt civilians.
Never kill the heroes you’re paid to fight.
And the bad guy always loses.
Following the rules is what allowed me to build a career taking on superheroes in scripted fights. It's what let me to build my own evil organization. Gather a bevy of beautiful supervillainess lovers, and even get a cute mad scientist living in my basement.
So no way in hell am I just going to sit back as one of my villainess lovers gets framed for murdering a superhero! Even if I have to take on protein powerhouses, swarms of idiot heroes, and one of the biggest and baddest villains in the world, I'll clear her name, or torch my reputation to do it. Because I'll defend the life of the women I love to the death.
Ideally someone else's.
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Armand, Lich Lord of the Necropolis, is bored. So very... very bored. He's guarded the greatest dungeon in the world against all comers, but the issue is, no one is coming anymore. No adventurers have fought his reanimated dragon. No heroes have fallen into the spike pits. No one's come to admire the menacing décor of skulls and warnings written in blood on the walls. Nothing! So what's a last boss to do when no one's good enough to challenge his dungeon? Why, build a party himself of course!
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Amazed
- By tyquan on 06-05-24
By: Jay Aury
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Astral Odyssey
- By: Virgil Knightley, Jay Aury
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings, Jonathan Waters
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
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Dorian Hawke's daily routine was pretty straightforward. Wake up, pull his weight around the village, eat potatoes, go to bed. Not too shabby. Not very interesting, maybe, but it was honest work. Then a boat falls like a meteor from the sky. Next thing he knows, a gorgeous elf and stunning faun tell him that magical blood runs through his veins, and they need him to navigate their ship through space.
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Going on a trip in our favorite pirate ship. 🎶
- By DaynenMc on 05-12-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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The Immortal's Guide to Supervillainy Omnibus Edition
- By: M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Matt Hicks, Erin Bateman
- Length: 37 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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The complete series in a single offering! This battle shall reach its inevitable conclusion -- and the final triumph will belong to Doctor Undying!
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DNF
- By Brice B on 12-26-24
By: M.E. Thorne
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Becoming the Paladin: The Complete Series: A Fantasy Harem Omnibus
- By: Roland Carlsson
- Narrated by: Sarah Goldstein, Marcus Jahn
- Length: 31 hrs and 19 mins
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After a mysterious elven princess transports ex-marine Cal Newhart to the mystical world of Telos, he'll have to rely on his wits and newfound strength to protect her and her two beautiful companions against the conquering Vrag army.
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meh
- By MorbiusPrime on 02-11-23
By: Roland Carlsson
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Saving Supervillains
- By: Bruce Sentar
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 12 hrs and 13 mins
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A former villain is living a quiet life, hidden among the masses. Miles has one big secret: He might just be the most powerful super in existence. Those days are behind him. But when a wounded young lady unable to control her superpower needs his help, she shatters his boring life, pulling him into the one place he least expected to be—the Bureau of Superheroes.
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Meh
- By Burnt Taco Meat on 11-07-22
By: Bruce Sentar
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Villain for Hire Omnibus 1
- Babes and Badguys
- By: Jay Aury
- Narrated by: Andrew Pond, Ellory Lane, Edward Black
- Length: 21 hrs and 9 mins
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As a villain for hire I followed those rules, facing down heroes in scripted fights to make them look good for the press and brand deals. Sure, losing every time was a pain, but the money was good. Well, decent. And it kept real heroes off my back. Well, usually.
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The audio in book 2 is beyond scuffed
- By kyle on 02-04-25
By: Jay Aury
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Dungeon Revenant
- A Feast of Souls: A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Jay Aury
- Narrated by: Nicholas Santasier, Alexandra Cohler
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
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Armand, Lich Lord of the Necropolis, is bored. So very... very bored. He's guarded the greatest dungeon in the world against all comers, but the issue is, no one is coming anymore. No adventurers have fought his reanimated dragon. No heroes have fallen into the spike pits. No one's come to admire the menacing décor of skulls and warnings written in blood on the walls. Nothing! So what's a last boss to do when no one's good enough to challenge his dungeon? Why, build a party himself of course!
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Amazed
- By tyquan on 06-05-24
By: Jay Aury
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Astral Odyssey
- By: Virgil Knightley, Jay Aury
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings, Jonathan Waters
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
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Dorian Hawke's daily routine was pretty straightforward. Wake up, pull his weight around the village, eat potatoes, go to bed. Not too shabby. Not very interesting, maybe, but it was honest work. Then a boat falls like a meteor from the sky. Next thing he knows, a gorgeous elf and stunning faun tell him that magical blood runs through his veins, and they need him to navigate their ship through space.
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Going on a trip in our favorite pirate ship. 🎶
- By DaynenMc on 05-12-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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The Immortal's Guide to Supervillainy Omnibus Edition
- By: M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Matt Hicks, Erin Bateman
- Length: 37 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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The complete series in a single offering! This battle shall reach its inevitable conclusion -- and the final triumph will belong to Doctor Undying!
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DNF
- By Brice B on 12-26-24
By: M.E. Thorne
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Becoming the Paladin: The Complete Series: A Fantasy Harem Omnibus
- By: Roland Carlsson
- Narrated by: Sarah Goldstein, Marcus Jahn
- Length: 31 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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After a mysterious elven princess transports ex-marine Cal Newhart to the mystical world of Telos, he'll have to rely on his wits and newfound strength to protect her and her two beautiful companions against the conquering Vrag army.
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meh
- By MorbiusPrime on 02-11-23
By: Roland Carlsson
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Saving Supervillains
- By: Bruce Sentar
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 12 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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A former villain is living a quiet life, hidden among the masses. Miles has one big secret: He might just be the most powerful super in existence. Those days are behind him. But when a wounded young lady unable to control her superpower needs his help, she shatters his boring life, pulling him into the one place he least expected to be—the Bureau of Superheroes.
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Meh
- By Burnt Taco Meat on 11-07-22
By: Bruce Sentar
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Awakening the Angel System Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Dungeon Ducky
- Narrated by: Dylan Wheeler, Ellory Lane
- Length: 36 hrs and 39 mins
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In a Post-Apocalyptic world of Magic and Machinery, Jack Knight is an orphan who finds himself caught between a life-altering decision. Join the military and fight the demon hordes or sell his soul to the Corpos. Both options having minimal appeal to a shut-in like Jack. Thanks to the high cost of living, and his sister’s medical expenses, Jack has never given much thought to what he’d want to do with life, always living paycheck to paycheck, scrounging just enough to keep the lights on and his sister safe. However, an Angel presents him with a third option.
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False story impression
- By richard s. on 08-03-24
By: Dungeon Ducky
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Making Supers 1
- Making Supers, Book 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Wayne Kelly
- Length: 10 hrs and 39 mins
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When people started to develop superpowers, the world changed forever. Me? I wasn't one of the lucky ones with powers. So I had to develop more mundane skills, skills which have taken me across the globe on dangerous missions. But there are some missions I’ve always had to refuse. I've never been able to take on a super. They're just too powerful. They're gods, whereas I'm just a man, even with all my knowledge and training. All that changes after I discover my dad's secret research project.
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Mono tone
- By Anonymous User on 11-24-22
By: Dante King
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Strength Unleashed: Startup
- Monster Girl Gym, Book 1
- By: Ajax Lygan
- Narrated by: Autumn Ivy, Andrew Blast
- Length: 14 hrs and 4 mins
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Tommy was at the top of his game. He was dating the hottest women on campus, set a world record in weightlifting, and had more fame than he knew what to do with. But all that came to a crashing halt once he graduated from his university. Piece by piece, his success faded into the corporate grind.
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excellent start
- By Amazon Customer on 11-16-23
By: Ajax Lygan
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The Hero Game
- A LitRPG Superhero Adventure: Volume One: Tutorial
- By: August Aird
- Narrated by: Hannah Trusty
- Length: 6 hrs and 52 mins
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Jack Jenkins is a normal college student living in a world filled with super powered beings. Until one fateful day in the library throws his whole life into chaos. An ancient and beguiling cosmic visitor bonds with him, granting him extraordinary abilities. The only catch: he has to earn his powers like he was in a video game. And he has to learn on the fly.
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He should have gone with the hero name “The Player”
- By Randy Smith on 12-10-24
By: August Aird
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Fembot Factory
- By: Alyson Belle
- Narrated by: Sophia Chambers
- Length: 1 hr and 27 mins
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William Eske, billionaire inventor and the handsome genius behind the revolutionary company Fembotron, has managed to create revolutionary playbots that not only look and feel like real, live women but are so well-simulated that they act like them in every conceivable way. The world rewarded the man richly for his inventions. Now, he only has one problem: His wife Claire knows the dark, dirty secret of William’s business, and she’s not okay with it.
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Ehh
- By bryan on 08-26-21
By: Alyson Belle
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Son of the Hero King
- Awakening, Book 1
- By: Hikaru Genji
- Narrated by: Sylvester Frost, Ellory Lane
- Length: 27 hrs and 16 mins
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Draconic blood burns in his veins. After an aimless life, he found himself reborn in a new world of monsters and magic as the Heir of a Kingdom. Now, as Sol Dragona Luxuria, the Sol heir of Lustburg, he will one day rise to be Humanity's leader. His first task is to Awaken, then prove his strength during the coming of age ceremony. However, while he has many supporters, enemies lurk in the shadows. Follow Sol as he ascends in power. There'll be Love, there'll be Lust, but there'll also be Blood.
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MC does nothing the whole story
- By Anonymous User on 06-25-24
By: Hikaru Genji
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I Should Have Read the EULA Omnibus
- Books 1-3
- By: Keegan Connelly
- Narrated by: Reginald West, Katabelle Ansari, Jess Trepanier
- Length: 31 hrs and 59 mins
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When my girlfriend’s dad chased me out of her bedroom that Saturday evening, I never expected to end up transported to a world based on some sort of RPG System. But I guess that’s what happens when you're focused on avoiding the business end of a baseball bat and not paying attention to where you’re running.
By: Keegan Connelly
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Coven King 1
- By: Virgil Knightley, Edgar Riggs
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
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Logan Morrison always fought for everything he had, but it never was much. Growing up truly alone did that to you. One day, when taking on an extra tutoring gig to help out a cute chick with a quirky name, she ends up bringing him back to her place. Cool, right? Well, the next morning, Logan wakes up in chains and comes to learn that Cherry Cola is one beautiful and unhinged monster girl member out of three in a small Fresco City witch coven. Their plans for him? Servitude.
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CherryCola has got to be my favorite dumb name!
- By Alexander scarlett on 06-14-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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I Don't Want to Be the Hero Omnibus 1
- I Don't Want to Be the Hero, Books 1–3
- By: M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Robert Bradvica, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 24 hrs and 2 mins
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My name is Mal, and ever since I was a boy I've been treated as a malcontent because of my ability to see magic. For everyone else, magic is proof of the Goddess's love. For me, it is just a colorful spread of enchantments, cantrips, blessings, and hexes. And any spell I can see, I can break. I had always expected to grow up to be a ditch-digger. Instead, I was dubbed a hero. Heroes are sent out in the wasteland to slay monsters and to challenge the Demon Lord.
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Every character in every book you write is insufferable.
- By Anonymous User on 01-23-25
By: M.E. Thorne
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Dashing Devil Omnibus
- Books 1-3
- By: G.D. Brooks
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 41 hrs and 16 mins
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Born one of the Powered in a world starving for superhuman defenders, Boyd is both blessed and cursed—blessed in that he was born Powered, possessing superpowers on a world in desperate need of each Hero able to defend humanity from a hostile planet, but cursed in that he is one of the Changed.
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Disgusting
- By jose on 05-21-24
By: G.D. Brooks
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Domestic Decay
- By: Anya Merchant
- Narrated by: Alex Ford
- Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
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William “Lockpick” Sorling, a former apprentice member of the heroic Crimson Five, returns home to the affectionate women of his mentor team after serving time as a convicted supervillain.
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This is NOT my trope...
- By Adam Bolen on 07-26-21
By: Anya Merchant
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Esoterica: The Omnibus
- The Lovecraftian Saga
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Bruno Anderson, Peggy Greyson
- Length: 29 hrs and 40 mins
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I'd known my fair share of tragedy in the last year. Lost my family, abandoned by my friends... things were looking down. Imagine my surprise when I get ripped out of my own reality and forcibly enrolled in a magic school nestled between the seams of the multiverse. My new purpose? Defend all of creation against the Outer Gods and keep from dying at the hands of the Void Things. But there's something nefarious about my headmistress... something I don't trust. At least I'm not alone anymore.
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Who would rate this 5 star?
- By Jeremy Burklow on 12-30-23
By: Virgil Knightley
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- bill
- 01-13-25
Very good book
This was a great example of a series maintaining it’s mojo even after several books
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- Posiden300
- 08-31-24
Magneron reaching for the stars.
I love the series and this keeps up all the fun antics. We get to see how Zoron goes after Magneron. I love this series and I'll probably reread it all again very soon. Such a epic final showdown between two villans.
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- kevin
- 09-06-24
sound record issue but the rest is great.
Sound quality drops for no reason in chapter 11 it's like different equipment was used to record it.
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- Josh P.
- 10-08-24
Great series!
love the characters and the laid back passive aggressiveness of the MC. There's a lot of comedy in it that cracks me up as well.
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