
I Don't Want to Be the Hero, Vol. 1
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Narrated by:
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Robert Bradvica
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Alyssa Poon
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By:
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M.E. Thorne
Beat the Demon Lord and save the world? No thanks!
People always said demons and dragons were horrifying monsters. They didn't warn me they were gorgeous, too.
My name is Mal, and ever since I was a boy, I've been treated as a malcontent because of my ability to see magic. For everyone else, magic is proof of the Goddess’ love. To me, it is just a colorful spread of enchantments, cantrips, blessings, and hexes. And any spell I can see, I can break.
I had always expected to grow up to be a ditch-digger. Instead, I was dubbed a hero. Heroes are sent out in the wasteland, to slay monsters and to challenge the Demon Lord. It’s a suicide mission. But once I was exiled, I found that the outside world was drastically different from what I had thought. The beautiful women I meet, demons, dragons, and orcs, might be my best shot for surviving the insanity I’ve been thrown into.
Warning: This novel is not appropriate for all ages; it contains descriptions of violence, unconventional relationships, and limitless adventure.
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Its actually pretty good, dang near perfect.
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Awesome
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I was very familiar with the narrators and they did a great job as always.
good begining book
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I put this series off for to long.
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Super funny, outrageous adventure
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What an outstanding start to a series!
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Even better on audio.
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Finally on Audible
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The MC starts off very weak, in EVERY aspect imaginable (granted, he is confident in being lazy), which wouldn't be too terrible if he wasn't "leveling up" in the bedroom more than he was in his skill, abilities, and character development as a whole. The friends he makes along the way, truly carry the story (which is further emphasized by great narrating) as they are common fantasy races, but utilizing completely different classes: Goblin Dragoon Warrior, Orc Plant Spellcaster, Dragon Archer, and a Demon...that's a knight.
The story, itself, is simplistic but well defined. Action scenes are very well written and the dialogue between the companions had me chuckling on several occasions.
Overall, the series has a lot of potential, but can't honestly say if it's worth investing in.
A Typical Story, Written in an Atypical Manner...
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Great LoTR-like
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