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I Don't Want to Be the Hero, Vol. 1

By: M.E. Thorne
Narrated by: Robert Bradvica, Alyssa Poon
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Beat the Demon Lord and save the world? No thanks!

People always said demons and dragons were horrifying monsters. They didn't warn me they were gorgeous, too.

My name is Mal, and ever since I was a boy, I've been treated as a malcontent because of my ability to see magic. For everyone else, magic is proof of the Goddess’ love. To me, it is just a colorful spread of enchantments, cantrips, blessings, and hexes. And any spell I can see, I can break.

I had always expected to grow up to be a ditch-digger. Instead, I was dubbed a hero. Heroes are sent out in the wasteland, to slay monsters and to challenge the Demon Lord. It’s a suicide mission. But once I was exiled, I found that the outside world was drastically different from what I had thought. The beautiful women I meet, demons, dragons, and orcs, might be my best shot for surviving the insanity I’ve been thrown into.

Warning: This novel is not appropriate for all ages; it contains descriptions of violence, unconventional relationships, and limitless adventure.

©2021 M.E. Thorne (P)2022 Podium Audio Action & Adventure Dragons & Mythical Creatures Epic Epic Fantasy Fantasy Fiction Mythology Dragons
Engaging Action-packed • Humorous Quirky Personalities • Great Narrating • Thrilling Plot • Well-written Dialogue
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When it comes to spicy books I have really gotten a handle on whats really good and whats not. Its kinda sad the the majority of the harem books are just bad. I think the weak nerd gets the girl and becomes confident has been beat to death. So it is refreshing to find a series like this that is the complete opposite. Could use a little bit more spice but the story line is on point. I think book two is even better than book one with the amount of things that actually happen. I am happy to see there are plenty more to listen to.

Its actually pretty good, dang near perfect.

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Okay first what an amazing performance by the narrators and for the MC he is not the typical mc of the genre, he has a unique ability but that's it he is kinda weak but working to get better

Awesome

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This is my first book from this author. It was a totally new style of book to this genre. sure sword fighting mythical characters and humans are the bad guys. the mc is the weakest member of group. but it all works . I am getting volumn 2 now.
I was very familiar with the narrators and they did a great job as always.

good begining book

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Ok so I skipped chapter 2-4 lol. But the series is amazing and fun. I love all the characters and the journey they take. I immediately got the first omnibus for 1-3 and book 2 is just as good if not better only in the first parts but I wanted to leave a review before I forgot.

I put this series off for to long.

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This was an outrageous, I’ve the top adventure yarn about an outcast young man and the knight and squires he meets up with. Very funny. Enjoyed this romp through fantasyland

Super funny, outrageous adventure

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"I Don't Want to Be the Hero" by M.E. Thorne is an engaging and action-packed volume that will keep readers hooked from start to finish. With well-written dialogue, and a thrilling plot, this book is a must-read for fans of the fantasy/harem genre."

What an outstanding start to a series!

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Excited to listen to book 2 and hope it comes out soon. I won't spoil anything, give the book a try!.

Even better on audio.

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Been waiting for this to make its way to Audible for a while, great book!

Finally on Audible

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An odd (not)hero embarks on a difficult journey with interesting characters with humorous quirks and fun personalities, but there are a lot of growing pains one will have to endure, as the story develops, if you're a fan of progressive fantasy and/or harem literature.

The MC starts off very weak, in EVERY aspect imaginable (granted, he is confident in being lazy), which wouldn't be too terrible if he wasn't "leveling up" in the bedroom more than he was in his skill, abilities, and character development as a whole. The friends he makes along the way, truly carry the story (which is further emphasized by great narrating) as they are common fantasy races, but utilizing completely different classes: Goblin Dragoon Warrior, Orc Plant Spellcaster, Dragon Archer, and a Demon...that's a knight.

The story, itself, is simplistic but well defined. Action scenes are very well written and the dialogue between the companions had me chuckling on several occasions.

Overall, the series has a lot of potential, but can't honestly say if it's worth investing in.

A Typical Story, Written in an Atypical Manner...

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I didn’t quite know what to expect when I downloaded this book, but was incredibly pleased with the twists on a mor e traditional Tolkien inspired fantasy! Great listen, and will be keeping an eye on the author in the future :)

Great LoTR-like

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