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C J Bloom
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Robyn Peterman
About this listen
What could possibly go wrong when a Mermaid and a Werewolf are sent on a dangerous mission by the drunken, diaper-wearing God of the Sea?
Better question. What could possibly go right?
Unlike my sisters, I haven’t found my HEA. And I’m looking - hard. But finding a man who wants to blowhole dive in Hawaii on the first date is more difficult than you might imagine. I’ve been forced to settle for a few meaningless orgasms with men who disappear when I suggest fun activities, like scaling 20 stories while blindfolded.
Look, I know meaningless nookie won’t help me find my happily ever after, or even a guy who believes tightrope handstands over the Grand Canyon are fun. But there is someone out there for me so next time I do the horizontal mambo, it’s for keeps.
May the gods help me. Well, me and whoever I boink next.
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- Narrated by: Zane Daniels
- Length: 6 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Everett: There are a ton of reasons why falling for my tiny, adorkable best friend is a terrible idea - starting with the body in my trunk. I have other reasons - he still mourns his late husband. I’m way older, he’s a foot shorter, my tattoo shop is a front, he’s an assistant professor at UT. Still, I can’t help but think we’d be perfect for each other if I didn’t kill people (very, very bad people) for a living.
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In awe
- By James Buchanan on 05-29-21
By: Kelly Fox
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Shark's Edge
- Shark's Edge, Book 1
- By: Angel Payne, Victoria Blue
- Narrated by: Jacob Morgan, Erin Mallon
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
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Sebastian Shark is on the verge of realizing his dream. The Edge - the most luxurious Los Angeles skyscraper ever conceived - will be his legacy, an icon to dominate LA’s skyline just as Shark dominates its boardrooms. Self-made businesswoman Abbigail Gibson is on a trajectory toward massive success, but to get there, she must navigate the egos of her demanding clients - particularly the driven and obstinate Shark, who possesses the special talent of aggravating and arousing her within the same breath.
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A great start to a classic Contemporary Romance
- By Carey Sabala on 12-12-19
By: Angel Payne, and others
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Second String Savior
- From the Tome of Bill Universe (False Icons Series, Book 1)
- By: Rick Gualtieri, R.E. Carr
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 12 hrs and 46 mins
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Imagine going to bed with mousy brown locks and waking up with a headful of supernova scarlet. It's a hot new look for me - literally, because it bursts into flames whenever I'm threatened. My magical makeover is all Gary's fault. I knew there was something off from the moment he transferred to my school. Go figure. He's a wizard with a trust fund and an inferiority complex. Now, thanks to him, I've graduated from high school bullies to supernatural terrors and that's not all. Fate has chosen me to face the legendary vampire destined to destroy the world.
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think Tome of Bill for highschoolers
- By john moglia on 12-04-19
By: Rick Gualtieri, and others
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The Rebel of Raleigh High
- Raleigh Rebels Series, Book 1
- By: Callie Hart
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Charlotte North
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
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Hit me. Kick me. Hurt me. Hate me. There’s nothing that the students of Raleigh High can do to Silver Parisi anymore. Over the past year, she’s had to endure more pain and suffering than most people are asked to bear in their lifetimes. She’s a pariah, an outcast, a ghost. She’s also never been one to take shit lying down, though...despite what half the football team might say. With only 168 days left of the school year, it won’t be long until graduation, and Silver’s planning on skipping town and leaving Raleigh firmly in her rearview mirror. Until he comes along....
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Not a YA only! Do NOT blow this off!
- By Amazon Customer on 02-29-20
By: Callie Hart
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Contract Signed
- By: Marie Harte
- Narrated by: Jason Clarke
- Length: 5 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Noel Ice Cavanaugh's method is foolproof: get in, do the job, get out, melt away without a trace. Neat. Tidy. No mistakes. This time, though, something isn't right. Two somethings. First, a random attack that feels not-so-random. Then he discovers a baby on his doorstep with a note claiming it's his. Unfortunately, the sexy neighbor who found the boy first has too many questions in her eyes to ignore.
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GOOD.. BUT TOTALLY NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 08-02-19
By: Marie Harte
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Her Dragon Daddy
- Black Claw Dragons, Book 1
- By: Roxie Ray
- Narrated by: Phoenix McKay
- Length: 6 hrs and 38 mins
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Mav disappeared before I could ever tell him about the child I carried. I’ve had years to get over him, and I’ve tried. But the second I see him again my heart lurches and it’s like all that time evaporates. I still burn for him, even though I know it’s a bad idea. I try to remind myself about the bad things: his possessiveness, his quick temper...but he’s different now. More mature. Protective. Settled. And hiding something. Something bigger than the child we share.
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Shockingly Sexy and Real
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By: Roxie Ray
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Kissing Game
- By: Marie Harte
- Narrated by: Laura Jennings
- Length: 8 hrs and 54 mins
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Rena Jackson is ready. She's worked her tail off to open up her own hair salon, and she's almost ready to quit her job at the dive bar. Rena's also a diehard romantic, and she's had her eye on bar regular Axel Heller for a while. He's got that tall-brooding-and-handsome thing going big time. Problem is, he's got that buttoned-up Germanic-ice-man thing going as well. With Valentine's Day just around the corner, Rena's about ready to give up on Axel and find her own Mr. Right.
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Do Not Waste Your Time
- By InspiredByBeauty on 03-17-21
By: Marie Harte
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Honor
- By: J.L. Drake
- Narrated by: Joe Arden, Grace Grant
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
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Bullets fly during a dangerous mission, and Major Mark Lopez is critically injured. A Blackstone soldier, Mark is transferred to the North Dakota hospital, where he meets a pretty nurse, Mia. After Mark recovers from surgery, he is discharged from the hospital with orders to rest; not that he does. But when he returns to the hospital again and again with minor - and not-so-minor - injuries, Mia suspects he’s only coming to see her. When someone from Mark’s past comes to him for help, more blood is shed, and Mark must put his life on the line to keep Mia safe.
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Meh...
- By RN Analyst on 03-02-19
By: J.L. Drake
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Thanks Fur Last Night
- By: Eve Langlais, Milly Taiden, Kate Baxter
- Narrated by: Chandra Skyye
- Length: 11 hrs and 57 mins
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When bar owner Devon Kincaid finds a bleeding man - a hot, hard, handsome, naked bleeding man - in the snow one night, she brings him home to care for him. He's definitely not like any man she's ever met before, but what she doesn't realize is that he's not just a man.
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Not as punny as the title would suggest
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 01-19-24
By: Eve Langlais, and others
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Forbidden Mafia Prince
- The Malvagio Duet, Book 1
- By: Ella Frank, Brooke Blaine
- Narrated by: Aiden Snow
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
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In Manhattan, tensions are rising. In a play for power, the Rossetti family has made a decisive blow, crippling their rivals—an act that has forced the Fiores to make a desperate move to maintain their supremacy. Many miles away, Luca Davis, a young medical student, has no idea his life is about to change. No idea that everything he's been told about his life has been a lie.
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Swoon!
- By Kindle Customer on 02-17-23
By: Ella Frank, and others
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Zach
- Hell's Handlers MC, Book 1
- By: Lilly Atlas
- Narrated by: Noah Michael Levine, Erin DeWard
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
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Toni’s no stranger to making mistakes. She has experienced firsthand how walking down the wrong path can send life spiraling out of control. Fortunately, she had someone to drag her from the gutter and help set her on the right track. As penance for the poor choices of her past, she pledges to suppress her baser desires and focus on finding a steady, dependable man, even if that means embracing a boring lifestyle.
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YES!
- By Audrey on 03-10-19
By: Lilly Atlas
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Cruel Summer
- The Complete Boxed Set
- By: Rachel Van Dyken
- Narrated by: Tyler Donne, Maxine Mitchell
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
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Cruel Summer is a sexy three-book enemies-to-lovers-romance collection with a dirty dancing twist!
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5 stars!!
- By Anonymous User on 02-11-21
By: Rachel Van Dyken
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- Kim @AudioLoversBlog
- 08-31-19
Awe a match made in insanity :)
Madison is an interesting gal! Always ready to get into something. Always ready to stir things up. Always up for a challenge. Here comes Poseidon ready to help muddy the waters and make her life a bit more, um, amazing.
Rick is, well, more mature than the rest of the guys in the stories. He’s not as immature but still he’s twice as ridiculous in his stunts. So, yay. He’s still an idiot.
The thing that is common in all these books is stupid lines and comments. This doesn’t bother me because I guess I’m still goofy enough to deal with it but if you are like “oh my gosh, say wang one more time and I’m going to freak out” then probably not your cup of tea. But if you can handle super immature characters 90% of the time that sound ridiculous in all they do then yay! Read up!
They are basically sent on a mission by Poseidon and I’m pretty sure that he just set then up in every way possible to go absolutely insane.
Lance Greenfield and CJ Bloom show some amazing talent in here and I love listening to them!
So- wrapping up.
Sexy times- not memorable. Mild at best.
Immature jokes- to insanity and beyond.
Sweet and cute twist- awe to the highest power.
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- Arin bentley
- 10-21-19
Another hilarious addition to the series!!
I love all of Robyn Peterman series so I might be a little bias. This was another funny addition to the sea shananagans series. I hope she adds more!!
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- Michelle Eriksen
- 06-30-19
Madison't Mess
Madison is a little bit of a wild one and the risks she takes would have a normal person shaking in their boots just at the thought. Fortunately for her she is set up to go on a mission with a man who is her perfect match in so many ways.
A mermaid and a werewolf, who would have thought this would work, but I loved this story. It is filled with Ms. Peterman's unique sense of humor in droves and had me giggling with some of the antics. The characters and craziness just seem to work together to make this a very fun and enjoyable story.
Listening to the audio of this book brings the characters to life, just sit back and relax while these wonderful narrators entertain you.
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- Reesa Real
- 07-01-19
Perfect Summer Read
Another great story in the mermaid series. Like all of Ms. Peterman's works this book will have you in stitches and hungry for more.
Very original story line as well as cuss words. Always makes me smile while I shake my head.
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- Crystalshannon1
- 09-23-19
Another fun read
Its a cute, playful and funny series that will have you giggling and wanting to say swimming hooker out loud just for the fun of it.
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- Adrienne W
- 07-09-19
Funny hot and captivating
Loved hearing Madison and Ricks story come to life in audible. Be ready for shenanigans, full out laughter, and to fall in love with an “alien” baby in this story.
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- SCambra
- 08-23-19
LOVED
I loved reading this book, but hearing it was even better! Wacky and warped that’ll keep you laughing!
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- Skimbro76
- 04-10-20
Fantastic You will love
Cj Bloom and Lance Greenfield did an amazing Narration such a dynamic duo, the storyline is hilarious and you will completely enjoy this book it will have you laughing definitely a must read/listen!!
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- James S
- 06-02-20
Best of the series!
This series started out pretty silly and funny. I enjoy it! This is the best one of the series! Perfect!
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- Jenn Johnson
- 07-30-19
So Very Good!!!
I have yet to find a book that I don't love from this author, she knows how to write a fantastic and very funny story. I loved Madison's story, she is a mermaid looking for a life living on the edge and thankfully she finds someone who enjoys living this kind of life as well. The narrator does a terrific job of giving each character life and in helping the book read smoothly. The many hijinks Madison and Rick get up to are crazy and hilarious. if you love a great paranormal romance with some sexy, some mystery and lots of laughs don't pass up this book.
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