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Robert Smith
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Burt Teplitzky
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Did you read about this unique book in the Wall Street Journal and in Selling Magazine? It's there! The one and only book, Sell It With Humor, and this supplement (also in the book) instructs executives, teachers, presenters, salespeople, and speakers how to use humor (on purpose) in their presentations, and exactly (word for word) what to say, and when and how to say it.
This supplement has 105 Humor Gems in all major categories, ready for you to use now in & word for word format. You do not have to do or change anything except select the humor gem(s) that best fits your needs at the time, and read it out loud in front of people (well, you should practice it first unless you are Jerry Seinfeld). You will be sure to get some laughs and some sales.
Whether it's a one-on-one presentation, or a presentation before a group of any size, these humor gems (delivered correctly) will help to put any audience at ease, and will help you to close more sales and to get more of your important points across. Heck, you might even get a date!
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