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Narrated by:
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Mia Barron
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Sean Patrick
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Emily Lawrence
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Allyson Ryan
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Devon Sorvari
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Astrid Dahl
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A propulsive binge-worthy thriller following the hit reality TV show Garden State Goddesses where secrets are uncovered, intense rivalries surface, and a startling murder propels a producer on a riveting quest for the truth.
Meet the Garden State Goddesses, the cast of Huzzah’s third most popular show:
“I may play for both teams, but when it comes to being real, I always bring my A game.”—Renee Ricci
“When life gives me lemons, I make citron presse´ on my yacht in Saint-Tropez.”—Birdie St. Clair
“I don’t bite, but I do scratch, and these talons are 100 percent Italian.”—Carmela Fontana
When Hope Bennett marries Carmela’s brother Leo she not only becomes a Fontana, but a Garden State Goddess—and not everyone is happy.
Secrets will be revealed, decades-long rivalries will surface, and a sudden murder will lead to a reality reckoning no one is prepared for, least of all the show’s producer Eden who must race to catch a killer and save the most dramatic season of all time.
“Secrets, gallows humor, campy reality TV stars, and an Instagram gossip account called ‘Shady Di’—Astrid Dahl's The Really Dead Wives of New Jersey is the kind of book I wanted to live inside. LOLing and gasping my way through, I nearly wished I'd written it myself!”—Anna Dorn, author of Perfume & Pain
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Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.
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Best Audiobook I Ever Listened To
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A bad best man’s speech can ruin a wedding. Why do we plan every detail of a perfect day and then give the groom’s idiot best friend five minutes of total power? Enter Nate (Glen Powell), a speechwriter-for-hire who helps people write incredible best man speeches. To keep the best man from embarrassing himself (and the newlyweds), Nate uses his list of don’ts: Don’t mention the exes, don’t be rated R, and don’t bum everyone out. Nate’s system never fails. That is, until he meets Dan (Nicholas Braun).
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SO GOOD
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By: Matthew Starr
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- Riley Pennington
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So fun!!
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SO FUN!!
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