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The day her children leave home, Eva climbs into bed and stays there. She's had enough - of her kids' carelessness, her husband's thoughtlessness and of the world's general indifference. Brian can't believe his wife is doing this. Who is going to make dinner? But Eva won't budge; and soon she realises to her horror that everyone has been taking her for granted - including herself.
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- Narrated by: Carolyn Oldershaw
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
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For over 10 years, Sue Townsend has written a monthly column for Sainsbury’s Magazine, which covers everything from hosepipe bans and Spanish restaurants to writer’s block and the posh middle-aged woman she once met who'd never heard of Winnie the Pooh. Collected now for the first time, these columns from one of Britain’s most popular and acclaimed writers are funny, perceptive, and touching.
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A bit of a let down
- By Brenda on 04-04-16
By: Sue Townsend
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The Neuroscientist Who Lost Her Mind
- My Tale of Madness and Recovery
- By: Barbara K. Lipska, Elaine McArdle - contributor
- Narrated by: Emma Powell
- Length: 6 hrs and 54 mins
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In 2015, Barbara Lipska - a leading expert on the neuroscience of mental illness - was diagnosed with melanoma that had spread to her brain. Within months, her frontal lobe, the seat of cognition, began shutting down. She descended into madness, exhibiting dementia- and schizophrenia-like symptoms that terrified her family and coworkers. But miraculously, the immunotherapy her doctors had prescribed worked quickly. Just eight weeks after her nightmare began, Lipska returned to normal. With one difference: she remembered her brush with madness with exquisite clarity.
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Be Prepared To Feel Insane--
- By Gillian on 04-11-18
By: Barbara K. Lipska, and others
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The Queen and I
- By: Sue Townsend
- Narrated by: Angela Thorne
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
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When a Republican party wins the General Election, they strip the royal family of everything and send them to live on a housing estate in the Midlands. Exchanging caviar for boiled eggs, servants for a social worker named Trish, the Queen and her family learn what it means to be poor among the great unwashed. Is their breeding sufficient to allow them to rise above their changed circumstance or deep down are they really just like everyone else?
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Made me smile......in commuter traffic
- By Amy on 02-22-14
By: Sue Townsend
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The List That Changed My Life
- By: Olivia Beirne
- Narrated by: Elisabeth Hopper
- Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
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Georgia loves wine, reality TV and sitting on the sofa after work. She does not love heights, looking at her bank account and going on dates or activities that involve sports bras, and she will never, ever take a risk. That is until her braver, bolder big sister finds out that she won't be able to tick off the things she wanted to do before turning 30 and turns to Georgia to help her finish her list. With the birthday just months away, Georgia suddenly has a deadline to learn to grab life with both hands. Could she be brave enough to take the leap - for her sister?
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This book made me think about my own life.
- By Barbara on 04-21-23
By: Olivia Beirne
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When Your Mother Doesn't
- A Novel
- By: Jill Kelly
- Narrated by: Jill Kelly PhD
- Length: 10 hrs and 33 mins
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What kind of women do daughters become when their fathers are missing and their mothers can't love them? How do they find love and ways to love themselves? Nearly three decades of secrets lie between Lola Ashby and the two girls she reluctantly raised. Now, prompted by the one father figure she respects, older daughter Frankie agrees to drive from Portland to visit her ailing mother, who abandoned the girls when they were in high school.
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Difficult and depressing story
- By Petrina on 06-21-21
By: Jill Kelly
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Rebuilding Coventry
- By: Sue Townsend
- Narrated by: Kate Lock
- Length: 6 hrs and 17 mins
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Coventry Dakin's tale begins with her accidental killing of her neighbour. Forced to flee the law, she deserts her council estate, her boring husband and two demanding children for the anonymity of London's cardboard city. Originally published in 1988, Rebuilding Coventry is a brilliantly observed satire of Eighties Britain and the hypocrisy of the middle and upper classes.
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Painfully, irritating narration
- By Fiona Trevelyan on 10-28-24
By: Sue Townsend
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Public Confessions of a Middle Aged Woman
- By: Sue Townsend
- Narrated by: Carolyn Oldershaw
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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For over 10 years, Sue Townsend has written a monthly column for Sainsbury’s Magazine, which covers everything from hosepipe bans and Spanish restaurants to writer’s block and the posh middle-aged woman she once met who'd never heard of Winnie the Pooh. Collected now for the first time, these columns from one of Britain’s most popular and acclaimed writers are funny, perceptive, and touching.
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A bit of a let down
- By Brenda on 04-04-16
By: Sue Townsend
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The Neuroscientist Who Lost Her Mind
- My Tale of Madness and Recovery
- By: Barbara K. Lipska, Elaine McArdle - contributor
- Narrated by: Emma Powell
- Length: 6 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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In 2015, Barbara Lipska - a leading expert on the neuroscience of mental illness - was diagnosed with melanoma that had spread to her brain. Within months, her frontal lobe, the seat of cognition, began shutting down. She descended into madness, exhibiting dementia- and schizophrenia-like symptoms that terrified her family and coworkers. But miraculously, the immunotherapy her doctors had prescribed worked quickly. Just eight weeks after her nightmare began, Lipska returned to normal. With one difference: she remembered her brush with madness with exquisite clarity.
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Be Prepared To Feel Insane--
- By Gillian on 04-11-18
By: Barbara K. Lipska, and others
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The Queen and I
- By: Sue Townsend
- Narrated by: Angela Thorne
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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When a Republican party wins the General Election, they strip the royal family of everything and send them to live on a housing estate in the Midlands. Exchanging caviar for boiled eggs, servants for a social worker named Trish, the Queen and her family learn what it means to be poor among the great unwashed. Is their breeding sufficient to allow them to rise above their changed circumstance or deep down are they really just like everyone else?
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Made me smile......in commuter traffic
- By Amy on 02-22-14
By: Sue Townsend
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The List That Changed My Life
- By: Olivia Beirne
- Narrated by: Elisabeth Hopper
- Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Georgia loves wine, reality TV and sitting on the sofa after work. She does not love heights, looking at her bank account and going on dates or activities that involve sports bras, and she will never, ever take a risk. That is until her braver, bolder big sister finds out that she won't be able to tick off the things she wanted to do before turning 30 and turns to Georgia to help her finish her list. With the birthday just months away, Georgia suddenly has a deadline to learn to grab life with both hands. Could she be brave enough to take the leap - for her sister?
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This book made me think about my own life.
- By Barbara on 04-21-23
By: Olivia Beirne
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When Your Mother Doesn't
- A Novel
- By: Jill Kelly
- Narrated by: Jill Kelly PhD
- Length: 10 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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What kind of women do daughters become when their fathers are missing and their mothers can't love them? How do they find love and ways to love themselves? Nearly three decades of secrets lie between Lola Ashby and the two girls she reluctantly raised. Now, prompted by the one father figure she respects, older daughter Frankie agrees to drive from Portland to visit her ailing mother, who abandoned the girls when they were in high school.
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Difficult and depressing story
- By Petrina on 06-21-21
By: Jill Kelly
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Rebuilding Coventry
- By: Sue Townsend
- Narrated by: Kate Lock
- Length: 6 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Coventry Dakin's tale begins with her accidental killing of her neighbour. Forced to flee the law, she deserts her council estate, her boring husband and two demanding children for the anonymity of London's cardboard city. Originally published in 1988, Rebuilding Coventry is a brilliantly observed satire of Eighties Britain and the hypocrisy of the middle and upper classes.
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Painfully, irritating narration
- By Fiona Trevelyan on 10-28-24
By: Sue Townsend
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Your Second Life Begins When You Realize You Only Have One
- By: Raphaëlle Giordano
- Narrated by: Fiona Hardingham
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
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At 38 and a quarter years old, Paris native Camille has everything she needs to be happy, or so it seems: a good job, a loving husband, a wonderful son. Why, then, does she feel as if happiness has slipped through her fingers? All she wants is to find the path to joy. When Claude, a French Sean Connery lookalike and routinologist, offers his unique advice to help get her there, she seizes the opportunity with both hands.
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Way too religious. Understated, but still religious. At one point the dog is hating on gays . Not nice
- By Cathy on 12-01-20
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The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole
- By: Sue Townsend
- Narrated by: Nicholas Barnes
- Length: 5 hrs and 14 mins
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"Friday January 2nd. I felt rotten today. It’s my mother's fault for singing "My Way" at two o clock in the morning at the top of the stairs. Just my luck to have a mother like her. There is a chance my parents could be alcoholics. Next year I could be in a children's home..." Meet Adrian Mole, a hapless teenager providing an unabashed, pimples-and-all glimpse into adolescent life. Writing candidly about his parents' marital troubles, the dog, and his life as a tortured poet and misunderstood intellectual, Adrian's painfully honest diary is a hilarious and compelling listen.
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Hapless, clueless, and hysterically funny
- By Sheila on 08-31-12
By: Sue Townsend
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The Kept
- A Novel
- By: James Scott
- Narrated by: Kate Udall
- Length: 12 hrs and 9 mins
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In the winter of 1897, Elspeth Howell treks across miles of snow and ice to the isolated farmstead in upstate New York where she and her husband have raised their five children. Her midwife's salary is tucked into the toes of her boots, and her pack is full of gifts for her family. But as she crests the final hill, and sees her darkened house and a smokeless chimney, immediately she knows that an unthinkable crime has destroyed the life she so carefully built.
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A Beautiful, Bitter Pill
- By Caroline Sandlin on 01-17-14
By: James Scott
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Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?
- Big Questions from Tiny Mortals
- By: Caitlin Doughty
- Narrated by: Caitlin Doughty
- Length: 4 hrs and 29 mins
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In Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?, Doughty blends her mortician’s knowledge of the body and the intriguing history behind common misconceptions about corpses to offer factual, hilarious, and candid answers to 35 distinctive questions posed by her youngest fans. In her inimitable voice, Doughty details lore and science of what happens to, and inside, our bodies after we die. Why do corpses groan? What causes bodies to turn colors during decomposition? And why do hair and nails appear longer after death?
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There is just something with Caitlin Doughty...
- By Elijah on 09-21-19
By: Caitlin Doughty
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Tressa
- The 12-Year-Old Mum
- By: Tressa Middleton
- Narrated by: Ruth Urquhart
- Length: 6 hrs and 46 mins
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Tressa Middleton made UK history when she became Britain's youngest mum in 2006 aged just 12 years and eight months. Her case provoked shock and outrage - but the truth behind the headlines was far sadder than anyone could ever have imagined. Born into a life of poverty and neglect, Tressa was forced to grow up fast when was she taken into care at just four years old. She was returned to her mother's chaotic world, but by the age of seven, she was being abused by her own brother and at 11 years old she fell pregnant with his child. For years she kept his dark secret in an attempt to hold her family together until the truth threatened to destroy her completely.
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truly amazing such a beautiful n strong Young wome
- By kelly on 12-22-18
By: Tressa Middleton
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Once We Were Sisters
- A Memoir
- By: Sheila Kohler
- Narrated by: Sheila Kohler
- Length: 4 hrs and 52 mins
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When Sheila Kohler was 37, she received the heart-stopping news that her sister Maxine, only two years older, was killed when her husband drove them off a deserted road in Johannesburg. Stunned by the news, she immediately flew back to the country where she was born, determined to find answers and forced to reckon with his history of violence and the lingering effects of their most unusual childhood - one marked by death and the misguided love of their mother.
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An engrossing story
- By Mark P on 11-03-18
By: Sheila Kohler
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- L in KS
- 07-06-24
disappointing end
I liked this except there were too many questions left at the end about the other characters. I didn't especially like the ending, but I suppose it fit the story. I found the two most likeable characters were Stanley and Alexander. I think I would have edited the book to be tighter with fewer characters.
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- Heather Hawley
- 09-23-23
Sad, relatable, and funny.
I really wish I had the financial cushion to remain in bed for a year, even if people think I am crazy. Meh. Water under the bridge. I felt sorry for Eva, although the way in which she conducted herself throughout most of the book was hilarious! "I'm not crazy! I just need a break!" AMEN, sister! But no one would believe her. I think so many of us are right there with her, myself included. The demands of life and family in this day and time are overwhelming for a lot of people, myself included. When I think about what I have to do in the week ahead, I sigh and get a sickening feeling. Although I always get through it, I almost never get everything done that needed to be or that I had planned. That hasn't happened in at least a year. I do not have much zest for life but living alone for four years has a way of doing that to a person, although I've been alone in my mind for much longer. I think that's where Eva is and was throughout her infidelity-filled marriage. I was married once myself and like Eva, I too was alone even then. We didn't have much in common, failed to understand each other, and frankly, neither of us cared enough about the other to even try. That is where Eva and Brian were, I think, especially since Eva was willing to move in his mistress without a second thought, as long as she could have their room. This is another reminder of how money can't buy happiness, the ideal family can be miserable, and getting some on the side is the rule and not the exception these days, only to learn that side piece(s) are far from perfect themselves. What are we really trying to find?
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- Suzire
- 01-10-13
Enjoyable listen, excellent narration!
Where does The Woman Who Went to Bed for a Year rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
No. 1 but have only listened to 3 so far!
How would you have changed the story to make it more enjoyable?
Ending was too abrupt and unresolved for me
What about Caroline Quentin’s performance did you like?
Loved it, voices were clear and inflections were excellent
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Both!
Any additional comments?
Thoroughly enjoyable listen although the ending spoiled it a little for me. Would definitely recommend it regardless :)
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- Cheryl tucker
- 05-24-21
Good book, not-so-good ending.
I was happily enthralled with this book-and unexpectedly disappointed with the end. Very flat ending.
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- Jude
- 02-04-23
Great book
I think this book is very clever, deep, powerful and relatable about getting to an age where you could quite easily go to bed for a year (or walk out the door and not come back). I loved that it sent a message to her husband and children that, no, she wasn’t going to give in and fix their problems, because her going to bed for a year was an inconvenience to them and others around.
I really enjoyed this book and I would love to hear about Eva’s next chapter in her life.
I love Caroline Quentin narrating this book; she gets every character spot on!
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- Anonymous User
- 12-11-17
A thoroughly enjoyable read
As a fan of Sue Townsend from the days of Adrian Mole, I was very excited to see a new title available. It certainly didn't let me down! This book was brilliantly simple, extremely funny and very well narrated. I couldn't recommend this book any more, especially to those women who can identify with needing a year in bed!
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- Priyneha Gohil
- 05-10-24
Narration was terrific and went well with the satirical story
What a wonderful commentary about the world we live in. Looking from the outside in!
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- laura Passarello
- 01-20-23
Very entertaining
Very, very true about, just how much women do, every day of our lives. If we had to write it all down it would be exhausting.
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- Niquila McBride
- 01-19-23
Soooo good!
This book was better than anticipated. The story telling is amazing. And while I wanted to know more about some of the other characters endings the book ended well. I’ll think about Eva from time to time I’m sure.
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- Brenda
- 03-13-13
Quite Wonderful!
I have never laughed so much during any book - ever. At times, I hit rewind just so that I could re-listen and laugh out loud again.
I listened while I was driving, I listened while I was cooking, I listened at every possible opportunity I could because I just couldn’t get enough of this intriguingly hilarious story.
Not to mention how absolutely perfect Caroline Quentin is as a narrator!
A true WINNER, if I could rate this book 7 out of 5, I would.
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