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Bob Dunsworth
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By:
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Richard Laymon
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A group of deformed, cannibalistic, humanoid creatures live in the woods…as some unlucky travelers are about to find out.
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Eve Hardaway, newly single mother of one, is on a trip she’s long dreamed of - a rafting and hiking tour through the jungles and mountains of Oaxaca, in southern Mexico. Eve wanders off the trail, to a house in the distance with a menacing man in the yard beyond it, throwing machetes at a human-shaped target. Disturbed by the sight, Eve moves quickly and quietly back to her group, taking care to avoid being seen. As she creeps along, she finds a broken digital camera, marked with the name Teresa Hamilton.
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Page turner
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By: Gregg Hurwitz
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Dead Spots
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- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
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The stillbirth of Mackenzie's son destroyed her marriage. Grieving, Mac reluctantly heads for her childhood home to seek refuge with her mother, who constantly reminds her of life's dangers. Driving across Texas, Mac swerves to avoid hitting a deer... and winds up in a dead spot, a frightening place that lies between the worlds of the living and the dead. If they can control their imaginations, people can literally bring their dreams to life - but most are besieged by fears and nightmares which pursue them relentlessly.
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Good concept for a story that is badly portrayed.
- By L.M. on 10-13-15
By: Rhiannon Frater
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Last Hit
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Nikolai: I have been a contract killer since I was a boy. For years I savored the fear caused by my name, the trembling at the sight of my tattoos. If you saw my eyes, it was the last vision you'd have. With her I am the mark, and I am ready to lie down and let her capture me. Opening my small, scarred heart to her brings out my enemies. I will carry out one last hit, but if they hurt her I will bring the world down around their ears.
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Strange things are happening in Maya's tiny Vancouver Island town. First, her friend Serena, the captain of the swim team, drowns mysteriously in the middle of a calm lake. Then, one year later, mountain lions are spotted rather frequently around Maya's home and her reactions to them are somewhat . . . unexpected. Her best friend, Daniel, has also been experiencing unexplainable premonitions about certain people and situations.
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Not a full story.
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Scent of Darkness
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A thousand years ago, a brutal warrior roamed the Russian steppes, and struck a menacing bargain. For the ability to change at will into a cold-hearted predator, Konstantine promised his soul - and the souls of his descendants - to the devil. One day a dangerous prophecy reveals the truth: one family has been chosen to battle the darkness - or face damnation.
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Cliffhanger- wordy
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Very Unusual
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Deadlocked 1
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David was caught in the middle of the city when the zombie outbreak started. His wife and daughters were at home, stranded on the roof as zombies waited below. He would have to fight through hordes of undead, merciless other survivors, and a series of death defying stunts to get home. However, even if he makes it there, how can he be sure they're safe? Deadlocked puts you into David's head as he struggles to get home. Then a final confrontation occurs that could guarantee his family's survival, but at what cost?
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Looks like a great series to follow
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Feral
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Jack and Allen need a break. They’ve decided to spend the summer before their senior year of college out in Western Massachusetts. But their quest for rest and relaxation comes to an end when they arrive in Greifsfield, MA. Their friendship is tested by a mysterious beauty and her razor-sharp smile, then broken when they’re caught up in a rash of mysterious disappearances. How will these two friends cope with the truth behind a town that craves raw meat? And how will they survive beneath the glow of the full moon?
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Infestation
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The Best Horror of the Year, Volume 4
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With tales from Laird Barron, Stephen King, John Langan, Peter Straub, and many others, and featuring Datlow’s comprehensive overview of the year in horror, now, more than ever, The Best Horror of the Year provides the petrifying horror fiction readers have come to expect - and enjoy.
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Only a few decent stories in this bunch.
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Ben McKelvie believes he's moving up in the world when he and his fiancée buy a house in the cushy Washington, DC, suburb of Barcroft. Instead he's moving down - way down - thanks to Madeleine Roux, the crazy neighbor whose vermin-infested property is a permanent eyesore and looming hazard to public health. First Ben's fiancée leaves him; then his dog dies, apparently killed by a predator drawn into Barcroft by Madeleine's noxious menagerie. But the worst is yet to come for Ben.
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Just Bearable
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- Ta2kitty
- 08-16-16
Great idea for a story but went<br />nowhere
This story had so much potential but it fell flat. Inbred, cannibal hillbillies could have been so scary but instead it was ridiculous. The narration was awful. I almost stopped listening because of the narrators flat, halting way of reading. I expected much more from this author who has given me real nightmares before.
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- HAAS
- 07-27-16
Not what I expected.
What did you like best about The Woods Are Dark? What did you like least?
Hmmm, not sure, it was kind of creepy, but interesting.
If you’ve listened to books by Richard Laymon before, how does this one compare?
No I haven't
What do you think the narrator could have done better?
Hmm, he was good I thought.
Any additional comments?
It was a different kind of story for me.
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- Chris
- 05-02-24
Would have been perfect if not for narration
I did not think it was going to be so brutal going in, but it was and I loved it. the things that happen in this story are truly savage and it's a delight to read. Unfortunately; the narrator was not very good at all. I almost stopped listening in the beginning. I'm glad I stuck it out though. the book is worth it despite that.
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- Chris
- 09-21-20
Reads Like a Sick Porno
Got this thinking it might be a creature feature horror. This is nothing more than a porno, laced with grotesque violence. Rape, murder, pointless sex, and a complete lack of logical character emotion in favor of gratuitous sex. Snuff piece, nothing more.
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- pip
- 05-23-18
horrible narrator
I think I would like this book, but couldn't get past the horrible, stilted performance of the narrator. Looks like I will have to buy a hard copy.
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- Anonymous User
- 01-07-22
The second Laymon novel
So my first experience with Laymon was the traveling vampire show. I new of his reputation before hand. And listening to this I’d say that it has all his strength and weaknesses. Dude knew how to write a page turner I’m almost always wondering what’s going to happen next. Briefly the story is about two girls and a family who visit a small town in California we’re the locals kidnapped them and offer them up as sacrifices to a clan of canibelistic goons none as the krulls. As luck would have it. One of the towns people has a thing for one of the girls and wants to get into her pants and comes to the rescue. As the father try to rescue his family. He becomes a goon it’s a great concept but it’s got Laymons normal Pervy writing he will throw in tits all the time witch gets old. No one in a Laymon novel acts normally. But his books is like reading a fun b movie
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- Ruth E. Fabiano
- 05-10-20
Nuttier than all get-out
from the first paragraph on, its like aliens wrote this. no one acts like a human being would. you could scuba dive through the plot holes in this
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- Amazon Customer
- 06-06-18
Creepy but a little hard to follow
I had to restart the book a handful of chapters in because I wasnt payimg enough attention and I was lost
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- David O'Hanlon
- 07-29-22
Like listening to Talk-to-Text
There are multiple versions of the book, this is the one released after Laymon’s death with all the errors corrected and his original story restored. This is the version you want to read. That being said, the writing isn’t great. There’s a lot of using the same words over and over in close succession, words that don’t match the tone or narrative voice. It’s not horrible, but it shows the age. The story is good despite this, and moves fast with some clever twists along the way. This was written over 40 years ago, so while it may seem retreaded territory, it was fairly ahead of it’s time. Overall, it’s worth checking out… in print. The narrator is atrocious! It’s like listening to the talk-to-text function on Word. Occasionally, he breaks from the boring, monotone reading to throw in an attempt at a different voice which is so out of place to the rest of the reading that it kills all tension and makes the scene a comedy.
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- Bshawfoolery
- 04-12-18
Vegan is definitely a possibility now..
Weak stomach?
Strongly moral?
Awkward about sexual fetishes?
*steer clear of this book*
Open minded?
Basically an 'IDGAF' type?
Enjoy random black humor?
*buddy, sit back and prepare to have your mind demolished*
(I enjoyed this very much but im aware of serious issues I might have now)
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