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Brad Mendoza is an idiot. He knows it, and so does everyone else. A promising naval career down the drain just, because he accidentally killed 504 civilians. So, it's time for him to give up and accept a dead-end command on Persephone, the worst ship in the fleet. Until he meets the beautiful and cunning Jessica Lin, his new executive officer, who harbors a terrible secret of her own. Now, he's in a race to save her and his stupid ship.
But Brad Mendoza is an idiot. We'll just have to hope that he's the lucky kind.
This book was first published on Kindle Vella as The Worst Ship in the Fleet, Episodes 1-18.
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- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
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He knows it, and so does everyone else in the star nation of Prometheus. A promising naval career down the drain just because he accidentally killed 504 civilians. So, it's time for him to give up and accept a dead-end command on Persephone, the worst starship in the fleet. Until he meets the beautiful and cunning Jessica Lin, his new executive officer, who harbors a terrible secret of her own. Now, with an enemy warship four times their size bearing down on them, Brad's in a race to save Jessica and his stupid ship.
By: Skyler Ramirez
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The Worst Detectives in the Federation
- Dumb Luck and Dead Heroes, Book 5
- By: Skyler Ramirez
- Narrated by: Michael Murphy, Madeleine Brolly
- Length: 7 hrs and 53 mins
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When a battleship and its escorts mysteriously disappear near a contested area of space, they leave no clues behind, and their own Navy is preparing for war and can’t spare the resources to find them. Which wouldn’t really matter to ex-Navy Captain Brad Mendoza. He finally has all he ever wanted: a ship, a crew, and the most beautiful woman in the galaxy as his girlfriend. Seriously, can life get any better? But that’s when Carla Mendoza, his ex-wife, appears, begging Brad for help to find the missing task force and its flag captain, the man she left Brad for.
By: Skyler Ramirez
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Rogue Agent
- A Star Nation in Peril, Book 1
- By: Skyler Ramirez
- Narrated by: Madeleine Brolly
- Length: 4 hrs and 59 mins
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For four centuries, the Order of the King’s Cross has worked in the shadows to protect Promethean society. Known only to the King and his closest advisors, the agents of the Order carry out their monarch’s will throughout the Federated Planets and their neighboring star nations, cleaning up messes, investigating heinous crimes, and most often, eliminating threats. Heather Kilgore is one of the deadliest agents the Order has ever trained. Young, focused, and coldly efficient, the King sends her in when all else has failed.
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A Decent Story
- By Fred on 12-31-24
By: Skyler Ramirez
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Imperial Deserter
- Decline and Fall of the Galactic Empire, Book 1
- By: Andrew Moriarty
- Narrated by: Christopher Grove
- Length: 11 hrs and 37 mins
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Dirriken Friedel used his aristocratic connections to rescue his troops. He didn't plan on starting a war or killing them himself. Now he spends his days in jail, waiting for an assassin sent by his dead officers families to end his misery. When he's broken out by off-duty marines he has a chance to start over, if he's worthy. During his ramshackle escape he collects a broken-down trading ship, a bitter former army officer, a genetically altered religious fanatic, a runaway ingenue, a sham engineer, and a murderous femme fatale.
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Story gets better and better
- By Mitch 6 on 07-16-24
By: Andrew Moriarty
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Happy Jack and the Scary-Ass Book of Doom
- Shadows Over Earth-That-Was, Book 1
- By: Rich Partain
- Narrated by: JP Adams
- Length: 12 hrs and 50 mins
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In the year 2475, the remnants of humanity have taken to the skies, inhabiting massive domed cities that hover five miles over the ruined ecological disaster of old Earth. The Powers That Be, in their infinite wisdom, decided that the few million people left deserved to live their best lives, so they gave each sub-orbital platform its own theme and legally enforced tech level.
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The snark
- By Amazon Customer on 01-25-25
By: Rich Partain
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Galaxy Unknown
- Forgotten Galaxy, Book 1
- By: M.R. Forbes
- Narrated by: Paul Heitsch
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
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Captain Caleb Card and his crew are on a mission to investigate a transmission believed to be from the lost ship. Ambushed upon arrival, they immediately fear the worst. But the beacon isn’t only active, it’s on the move, and where it leads will change everything they thought they knew about the universe. Cast into a distant galaxy brimming with unknown dangers, they’ll need to adapt quickly if they want to survive long enough to help the missing colonists.
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Caleb Card!!!
- By mark on 07-10-24
By: M.R. Forbes
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Dumb Luck and Dead Heroes Omnibus, Books 1-3
- By: Skyler Ramirez
- Narrated by: Michael Murphy, Madeleine Brolly
- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
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He knows it, and so does everyone else in the star nation of Prometheus. A promising naval career down the drain just because he accidentally killed 504 civilians. So, it's time for him to give up and accept a dead-end command on Persephone, the worst starship in the fleet. Until he meets the beautiful and cunning Jessica Lin, his new executive officer, who harbors a terrible secret of her own. Now, with an enemy warship four times their size bearing down on them, Brad's in a race to save Jessica and his stupid ship.
By: Skyler Ramirez
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The Worst Detectives in the Federation
- Dumb Luck and Dead Heroes, Book 5
- By: Skyler Ramirez
- Narrated by: Michael Murphy, Madeleine Brolly
- Length: 7 hrs and 53 mins
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When a battleship and its escorts mysteriously disappear near a contested area of space, they leave no clues behind, and their own Navy is preparing for war and can’t spare the resources to find them. Which wouldn’t really matter to ex-Navy Captain Brad Mendoza. He finally has all he ever wanted: a ship, a crew, and the most beautiful woman in the galaxy as his girlfriend. Seriously, can life get any better? But that’s when Carla Mendoza, his ex-wife, appears, begging Brad for help to find the missing task force and its flag captain, the man she left Brad for.
By: Skyler Ramirez
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Rogue Agent
- A Star Nation in Peril, Book 1
- By: Skyler Ramirez
- Narrated by: Madeleine Brolly
- Length: 4 hrs and 59 mins
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For four centuries, the Order of the King’s Cross has worked in the shadows to protect Promethean society. Known only to the King and his closest advisors, the agents of the Order carry out their monarch’s will throughout the Federated Planets and their neighboring star nations, cleaning up messes, investigating heinous crimes, and most often, eliminating threats. Heather Kilgore is one of the deadliest agents the Order has ever trained. Young, focused, and coldly efficient, the King sends her in when all else has failed.
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A Decent Story
- By Fred on 12-31-24
By: Skyler Ramirez
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Imperial Deserter
- Decline and Fall of the Galactic Empire, Book 1
- By: Andrew Moriarty
- Narrated by: Christopher Grove
- Length: 11 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Dirriken Friedel used his aristocratic connections to rescue his troops. He didn't plan on starting a war or killing them himself. Now he spends his days in jail, waiting for an assassin sent by his dead officers families to end his misery. When he's broken out by off-duty marines he has a chance to start over, if he's worthy. During his ramshackle escape he collects a broken-down trading ship, a bitter former army officer, a genetically altered religious fanatic, a runaway ingenue, a sham engineer, and a murderous femme fatale.
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Story gets better and better
- By Mitch 6 on 07-16-24
By: Andrew Moriarty
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Happy Jack and the Scary-Ass Book of Doom
- Shadows Over Earth-That-Was, Book 1
- By: Rich Partain
- Narrated by: JP Adams
- Length: 12 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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In the year 2475, the remnants of humanity have taken to the skies, inhabiting massive domed cities that hover five miles over the ruined ecological disaster of old Earth. The Powers That Be, in their infinite wisdom, decided that the few million people left deserved to live their best lives, so they gave each sub-orbital platform its own theme and legally enforced tech level.
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The snark
- By Amazon Customer on 01-25-25
By: Rich Partain
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Galaxy Unknown
- Forgotten Galaxy, Book 1
- By: M.R. Forbes
- Narrated by: Paul Heitsch
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Captain Caleb Card and his crew are on a mission to investigate a transmission believed to be from the lost ship. Ambushed upon arrival, they immediately fear the worst. But the beacon isn’t only active, it’s on the move, and where it leads will change everything they thought they knew about the universe. Cast into a distant galaxy brimming with unknown dangers, they’ll need to adapt quickly if they want to survive long enough to help the missing colonists.
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Caleb Card!!!
- By mark on 07-10-24
By: M.R. Forbes
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STARCHILD: Exile
- By: J Washburn
- Narrated by: Simon Wright
- Length: 13 hrs and 56 mins
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TAIBEROS has crushed every hint of rebellion. Like the grip of his cybernetic hand, he maintains a relentless hold on the populace. The power he hates most is the psionic magic of THE SONG—a force so strong it flows out as light from the eyes. People with such powers are called RADIANCES, and Taiberos’s Witch Hunters kidnap any that surface. As the radiances slowly vanish, so does the galaxy’s hope.
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A fantastic blend of the best Sci-Fi, with truly cool original ideas and world building! Well worth it!
- By Alexandra on 08-30-24
By: J Washburn
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Grimm's War: Books 1-3
- By: Jeffery H. Haskell
- Narrated by: Peter Berkrot
- Length: 36 hrs and 19 mins
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Idealistic Navy Lieutenant Jacob Grimm just wanted to honor his mother’s sacrifice in the last great war. When he’s forced to return fire and destroy a squadron of ships to save his own, he thinks he’s the hero...until they discover the ships are full of children. Disgraced and denied promotion, Jacob’s career is over. That is until the head of ONI needs a disposable officer to command a battered destroyer on the rim.
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I love it!
- By Brothanoomsy on 02-14-23
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The 2,000 Year War
- By: David Collins
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
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The war between different alien groups lasted for over 2,300 years. But Keith Robinson didn't know anything about that. He assumed that the job he had applied for was to work on an Arctic research ship. He thought that he would be assembling parts for upgraded sonar buoys. He thought wrong. The AI on the derelict spaceship was open to lying if that could finally get the ship repaired. Hiring a repair technician from the primitive planet Earth was a crazy plan. And even crazier, it worked. After salvaging an alien ship, Keith now finds himself the ship's owner. But something is deadly wrong ...
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It’s the AI portion that’s so interesting
- By Amazon Customer on 10-09-24
By: David Collins
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Wraith
- The Convergence War, Book 1
- By: M.R. Forbes
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski
- Length: 9 hrs and 52 mins
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When the research starship Galileo vanishes without a trace, the powers-that-be are quick to bury the incident, eager to prevent escalating tensions that could lead to war. As a former POW, Soren refuses to give the ship up for lost. His daughter is one of the missing. Taking matters into his own hands, Soren starts pulling strings and calling in favors, determined to launch a clandestine mission to bring Galileo home. When an old friend offers him a ship for the operation, he expects a rusty relic headed for the scrapyard.
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Best of MR Forbes!!
- By O. Lester on 10-23-24
By: M.R. Forbes
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The Alien
- Seed Planet Initiative, Book 1
- By: Daniel Wescott
- Narrated by: Michael Mau
- Length: 13 hrs and 13 mins
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Cut-throat bosses, local mobsters, an influencer girlfriend, and evil corporations, that’s who. A fun and smart near future thriller crammed with mind-expanding concepts, science being explored today, fast paced action, and unexpected twists. All driven by expertly presented emotions, desires, and childhood issues in life or death situations.
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Don't believe the ratings!!!!!
- By Lavon on 06-14-24
By: Daniel Wescott
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The Wrong Button
- By: David Collins
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
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Jerry Anderson was an astronaut faced with an impossible choice: die of asphyxiation in a few hours or see if the alien pod he was transporting really was an escape pod and find out if it could actually save him. When he enters it, he finds that the controls are unreadable, lacking anything to go on, and rapidly running out of air. He presses the blinking green button. The next thing he knows, he isn’t human anymore, and he finds himself on a seashore, next to some birds feasting on a body that looks very similar to his new body. He is alive, but staying alive will be a challenge, and he ...
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Outstanding fresh ideas, wish books were longer
- By Troy, just troy. on 12-28-24
By: David Collins
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The Derelict Duty: A Space Adventure
- The Duty Trilogy, Book 1
- By: James Haddock
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 9 hrs and 17 mins
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Nic Haydock, “Nac” to his friends, because, as they said, saying he had a knack for fixing and improving mechanical devices was the understatement of all time. After spending 10 years on Titan where he went through rehab and attended college, he was now returning home to Conclave Station. Reuniting with his lifelong friends - Mal, a computer genius, and Jazz, a natural-born pilot, he started a mining and shipping business. However, while repairing their rock-tug, they stumbled upon a way to control artificial gravity, creating a gravitational force field.
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Cool Story, but only two books in the "trilogy"
- By James Dutcher on 08-15-21
By: James Haddock
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Terminal Alliance
- Janitors of the Post-Apocalypse Series, Book 1
- By: Jim C. Hines
- Narrated by: Rebecca Mitchell
- Length: 12 hrs and 8 mins
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The Krakau came to Earth to invite humanity into a growing alliance of sentient species. However, they happened to arrive after a mutated plague wiped out half the planet, turned the rest into shambling, near-unstoppable animals, and basically destroyed human civilization. You know - your standard apocalypse. The Krakau's first impulse was to turn around and go home. Their second impulse was to try to fix us. Now, a century later, human beings might not be what they once were, but at least they're no longer trying to eat everyone. Mostly.
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Terrible Performance!
- By Ron on 01-24-18
By: Jim C. Hines
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Orbital Operations
- A Space Janitor Prequel
- By: Julia Huni
- Narrated by: Rachel Music
- Length: 1 hr and 31 mins
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When Vanti and O'Neill graduated at the top of their academy class, they thought they'd get their dream assignments. Instead they end up in security on Station Kelly-Kornienko. Sure, the station if glitzy, but they're basically well-dressed security guards.
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Badly narrated
- By Mike on 03-27-24
By: Julia Huni
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The Artifact
- By: David Collins
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 6 hrs and 47 mins
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Benjamin, Mark, and Chloe were all set to graduate college in a few weeks. Ben had ordered a strange object from eBay to use as cover art for a book he was writing. It looked really cool, like a slightly charred old military artifact from 70 years ago. It was possibly part of an engine. After cleaning it up (it was found in a cow field), he placed the strange device on his dorm room desk directly over the wireless charging port. That woke it up. Unknown to him, the disabled starship hiding on the moon could now communicate with the missing part. The ship needed two things: 1) The missing ...
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Computerized vocal reading and telling the story is terrible.
- By John Sanderson on 02-18-25
By: David Collins
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Dark Harvest Rebellion
- Adaptives, Book 1
- By: Christopher Hopper
- Narrated by: Christopher Hopper, Jennifer Hopper
- Length: 11 hrs and 2 mins
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Gabriel Stone, an active duty US Marine, and Chloe Lidell, a resourceful Texas farm girl, are thrust into a deadly game where each round is more perilous than the last. Joined by a band of misfits—including a lovable service droid named Shit Bot—Gabriel and Chloe must navigate treacherous rounds, form alliances, and uncover a diabolical alien agenda. With every victory, they edge closer to the heart of the mystery…
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Nonstop Awesome
- By Rj Smith on 08-10-24
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Corvus Ascending
- The Matrian Trilogy Book 1
- By: Dale Sale
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 21 mins
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From TheReadingCafe.com: "the characters are diverse, distinctive and unconventional but such are the personalities of every entertaining story of science fiction. CORVUS ASCENDING begins slowly but accelerates at 'warp speed'." Wisecracking star-sailor Gus Johansson’s beach bum retirement suddenly goes from boring to blazing when he pulls a 1400-year-old robot and a sentient spaceship from the sea. Soon, Gus and his crew of misfits are in the fight of their lives against an old enemy. The vengeful Captain Harrison “Hazy” Grey is convinced he can finally get his Admiral’s flag by ...
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good but
- By jessie on 04-20-24
By: Dale Sale
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- TK421
- 03-11-24
It was ok
It is short, and honestly that was probably a good thing since I made myself finish it because of that. The story wasnt bad, but the narrator was not great, and the MCs constant depression was starting to get very grating. I doubt I'll get the next audiobook, but I might read it so that if the constant poor me, boo hoo, continues I can more easily skim over it.
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- K. Hewett
- 04-21-24
Excellent Narrator
I liked the book, it was entertaining and the characters were well done. I’m glad of the ending and hope for more stories. It was a very short book, that’s okay though.
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- Jerry L. Taylor
- 05-30-24
short but sweet!
as short stories go a lot is going on and excitement is delivered in a small package. What happens next???? Well done.
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- Veronica
- 11-05-23
Too short! Hopefully we will hear more soon!!!
Great performance, character driven and the story bounces along & keeps your interest. Only 2 hours long (which was a huge disappointment)
Hopefully the next book will be much longer!
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- jenny erdahl
- 06-11-24
Too short
The story is too short. It felt like it just started but was finished. Not worth the credit
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- Kindle Customer
- 05-24-24
Fun romp
Funny, exciting, witty… what else can you want? I thoroughly enjoyed this book. Nothing too original, but still a fun way to pass the time.
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- GM
- 01-30-24
Spend the money but don’t waste a credit on this novella.
Enjoyed listening to The Worst Ship in the Fleet. You don’t get dragged through a long prelude but you have a book that’s interesting from the start. The main protagonist is a snarky jerk who cuts himself a lot of slack but you get the impression there’s more to the story and there is. You get military jargon but not too much. There isn’t a whole lot of science in this sci-fi but that lack doesn’t take away from the experience. The characters are complex and at this point in the saga there’s no team cohesion.
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- Lenny 55
- 11-18-23
Very enjoyable
I hope Audible’s will record the next three books in this series. This series is worth more Audible books
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- Frank W. Upham
- 03-07-24
Good story and you can’t predict that type of ending
While the “shiny brass bullshit” of officer life was laid out a bit thick for my taste, the story was great! Real moments with laughs and more.
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- AZ Book Addict
- 02-16-24
Somewhat Reminiscent of Scalzi’s “Everything but the Squeal”
The pacing moved briskly, and I did not see the twist at the end in advance. I will get the next installment. The only criticism is that the subtext is that beautiful women are good and plain women are traitors. The protagonist is still developing so that viewpoint may be something we see evolve in subsequent stories. I am interested enough to buy the next one to find out.
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