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Brad Mendoza is an idiot. He knows it, and so does everyone else. A promising naval career down the drain just, because he accidentally killed 504 civilians. So, it's time for him to give up and accept a dead-end command on Persephone, the worst ship in the fleet. Until he meets the beautiful and cunning Jessica Lin, his new executive officer, who harbors a terrible secret of her own. Now, he's in a race to save her and his stupid ship.
But Brad Mendoza is an idiot. We'll just have to hope that he's the lucky kind.
This book was first published on Kindle Vella as The Worst Ship in the Fleet, Episodes 1-18.
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- TK421
- 03-11-24
It was ok
It is short, and honestly that was probably a good thing since I made myself finish it because of that. The story wasnt bad, but the narrator was not great, and the MCs constant depression was starting to get very grating. I doubt I'll get the next audiobook, but I might read it so that if the constant poor me, boo hoo, continues I can more easily skim over it.
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- K. Hewett
- 04-21-24
Excellent Narrator
I liked the book, it was entertaining and the characters were well done. I’m glad of the ending and hope for more stories. It was a very short book, that’s okay though.
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- Jerry L. Taylor
- 05-30-24
short but sweet!
as short stories go a lot is going on and excitement is delivered in a small package. What happens next???? Well done.
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- Veronica
- 11-05-23
Too short! Hopefully we will hear more soon!!!
Great performance, character driven and the story bounces along & keeps your interest. Only 2 hours long (which was a huge disappointment)
Hopefully the next book will be much longer!
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- jenny erdahl
- 06-11-24
Too short
The story is too short. It felt like it just started but was finished. Not worth the credit
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- Kindle Customer
- 05-24-24
Fun romp
Funny, exciting, witty… what else can you want? I thoroughly enjoyed this book. Nothing too original, but still a fun way to pass the time.
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- GM
- 01-30-24
Spend the money but don’t waste a credit on this novella.
Enjoyed listening to The Worst Ship in the Fleet. You don’t get dragged through a long prelude but you have a book that’s interesting from the start. The main protagonist is a snarky jerk who cuts himself a lot of slack but you get the impression there’s more to the story and there is. You get military jargon but not too much. There isn’t a whole lot of science in this sci-fi but that lack doesn’t take away from the experience. The characters are complex and at this point in the saga there’s no team cohesion.
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- Rod
- 11-04-23
good one - left me wanting
good story, well tlod but too short.
recommend to any sci- fi anthusiat
narrator did great job
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- ZMedic
- 11-23-23
Fantastic adventure! highly recommend!
We loved Getting to know a flawed but Loveable funny washed up captain as he takes his command of the worst ship in the fleet.
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- Lenny 55
- 11-18-23
Very enjoyable
I hope Audible’s will record the next three books in this series. This series is worth more Audible books
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