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Narrated by:
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Dorrie Sacks
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Jeff Hays
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Aaron J. Morton
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By:
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Luna Ryder
About this listen
Tilda Quickthatch gave up adventuring years ago and retired to small-town Briarhaven as the local tavern wench. But now the past she's worked so hard to keep hidden has come calling for her.
Its messengers? A group of misfit teens who insist she train them to pick up her mantle... or else. But what starts as simple "roll" play soon turns deadly when their antics attract the attention of a fearsome necromancer who never gave up searching for Tilda. He swoops in with a sinister offer: exchange the powerful artifact she stole nearly a decade ago for her former partner's life.
Now it seems this halfling rogue-turned-barkeep has no choice but to dust off her daggers, gather her pity of a party, and set out on her highest stake quest yet.
What could possibly go wrong? What could possibly go right?!
When Life Gives You Legends is a hilariously heart-pounding fantasy where being a hero means breaking a few stereotypes—and possibly a tavern chair or two. If you enjoy witty banter, magical mayhem, and rooting for the underdog, then you’ll love Luna Ryder’s outrageous adventure.
One-click today for:
Secret Identities
Hidden Pasts
Witty Banter
Sinister Villains
Unconventional Heroes
Magical MacGuffins
Fast-Paced Action
Found Family
Cozy Small Town Setting
Unforgettable Journey
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The Calamitous Bob
- By: Alex Gilbert
- Narrated by: Laurie Catherine Winkel, Gary Furlong, Jeff Hays
- Length: 9 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Ah, Nyil, with its magic, its monsters, and its petty gods. A divine spat leaves French medic Viv stranded in the middle of an arcane disaster zone crawling with undead horrors. Thankfully, there are strange allies to be found, not least the mysterious interface that helps humans survive in this merciless world. Viv will have to progress fast to survive this calamity and find civilisation. She will also need a bit of luck. Unless, of course, she becomes the calamity herself. After all, luck is such a fickle thing.
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Awesome narration to fit an awesome series
- By Amazon Customer on 02-05-25
By: Alex Gilbert
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World-Tree Online
- World-Tree Trilogy
- By: EA Hooper
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James, Jeff Hays, Laurie Catherine Winkel, and others
- Length: 14 hrs and 27 mins
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After experimenting with an exploit, Vincent begins to develop new spells that will take him higher in the game than he ever thought possible. Unfortunately, he crosses paths with the last moderator, a young man named Lucas that uses his mod abilities to torture and subjugate other players. Lucas is willing to abuse his power to conquer the World-Tree, but Vincent’s exploit might just be the key to stopping him.
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Good book. One minor-ish gripe.
- By Trey on 06-05-19
By: EA Hooper
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The Chosen One
- A LitRPG NPC Adventure (Prophecy Approved Companion, Book 1)
- By: Tevagah
- Narrated by: Annie Ellicott, Gary Furlong, Jeff Hays
- Length: 15 hrs and 2 mins
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Qube was designed to die.... As the cheerful childhood NPC companion who helps the [Player] learn the world during the start of the game, it was only natural that the big bad would kill her at the end of the tutorial, kick-starting the [Player] on a quest for vengeance. The only thing is, no one told her that.... And this particular [Player] doesn’t like to play by the rules. Being a chaos-loving gremlin, he glitches her out of her programming loop and drags her on various adventures. They'll grapple with friendly sharktopuses, evil emperors, and what it means to be a person.
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Wow!
- By Customer on 09-12-22
By: Tevagah
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Demon Card Enforcer
- A Deck-Building LitRPG (The Cerberus Cards, Book 1)
- By: John Stovall
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James, Jeff Hays, Tiana Camacho
- Length: 11 hrs and 36 mins
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It’s Drop Night, the one night every decade when the gods hand out cards to a lucky few. If you get a deck, you’re a deckbearer capable of wondrous feats within the Great Game system. You can control powerful monsters and summon mantles that let you fight alongside your beasts. Ethan Wolfe, top enforcer for the Grimm family mob, has already been overlooked on two previous Drop Nights. People of his ilk seldom receive cards, as the gods tend to favor people who follow their divine mandates, but that doesn’t mean Wolfe can’t hope.
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an excellent play on cards
- By Tiffany Clark on 11-15-24
By: John Stovall
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A Witch's Path Box Set
- Books 1 - 3: Witch for Hire, A Witch's Path, A Witch's Trial
- By: N. E. Conneely
- Narrated by: Soundbooth Theater, Jeff Hays
- Length: 22 hrs and 32 mins
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Most witches don't work for police departments, but Michelle isn't your average witch. She's clanless, looking for a warlock who isn't offended by her lack of family connections, and in danger of losing her job if she can't find the eight escaped trolls before they start eating the local residents. Trolls, angry police, and misbehaving spells are the least of her problems. Statues attacking homeowners might be problematic for your average witch, but to Michelle it's another day at the office.
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separate reviews for all 3 books
- By Teresa Noel on 01-22-18
By: N. E. Conneely
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Dead Tired I
- By: RavensDagger
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James, Dorrie Sacks, Tiana Camacho, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 43 mins
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In the distant past, a time of magic and swordplay, there lived Harold, the mightiest lich of all, a master of arcane sciences, and a challenger of gods. After reaching the pinnacle of his power and finding it surprisingly bland, Harold waged a cataclysmic war against the gods, aiming to shatter the very system that confined him.
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could have been awesome...
- By Resowo on 01-17-24
By: RavensDagger
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The Silent Archmage
- A Progression Fantasy Adventure
- By: Ghost Flower
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
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Syl, an archmage who tirelessly fought the monsters spilling from the magical Gates and Towers, yearns for a life free from the chaos of battle. When he is assigned to an Aurian magic academy to guard an undercover princess, he is happy to be no more than an unremarkable class three student with dismal practical scores. Right up until people start trying to kill them both.
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Exposition Exposition Exposition
- By John on 05-28-25
By: Ghost Flower
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World of Chains Compendium: Books 1-3
- By: Lars Machmüller
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James, Jeff Hays, Laurie Catherine Winkel
- Length: 45 hrs and 17 mins
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Run. Hide. Live the good life online. Early retirement looked so easy on paper. Steal eight million euros from a gangster. Hide inside an online game and enjoy the finer things in life as a bard until the danger had passed. Except Daniel messed up. Now, the gangsters are in the game looking for him and he's stuck with an imbalanced character build in a dead-end starter village. Can Daniel find his own place and a life worth living inside the World of Chains?
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A mix of Cozy Mystery and LitRPG
- By Ed Pegg Jr on 07-14-22
By: Lars Machmüller
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Battledeck Academy
- A LitRPG Adventure (Reborn Assassin, Book 1)
- By: Harmon Cooper
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays, Dorrie Sacks, Annie Ellicott, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 53 mins
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On the cusp of entering the prestigious Lumina Deck-Building Magic Academy, the young mage Alistair harbors a dark secret: within him dwells Ghost. A reborn master assassin hellbent on revenge. Bound together by fate and magic, Alistair and Ghost embark on a dual journey of vengeance and discovery. As Alistair navigates the arcane halls of the academy, mastering battledeck spells and summoning skills, Ghost seeks to unravel the mysteries of his untimely demise.
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Audio sounds are horrid.
- By Ty on 07-20-24
By: Harmon Cooper
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Thresholder: Teaguewater
- By: Alexander Wales
- Narrated by: Henry Kramer, Jessica Threet, Justin Thomas James, and others
- Length: 14 hrs and 52 mins
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A portal opened, and Perry's curiosity got the better of him. Once. Twice. Three times did Perry step through a portal, each to a new and strange world. He stepped through into a world of advanced technology, power armor and micro reactors. He stepped through into a world of knights and kings, orcs and goblins, where old wizards handed out magical swords. He stepped through into a world of hidden vampires and rainy streets, where the clocktower tolled the hour as ships sailed by.
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A good start to a new series
- By Susan M. on 03-28-25
By: Alexander Wales
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Magical Girl Crystal Genocide
- Making Friends After Causing the Apocalypse! (The Shattered Earth, Book 1)
- By: RavensDagger
- Narrated by: Dorrie Sacks, Justin Thomas James, Jeff Hays, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 14 mins
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Hi there! I'm Magical Girl Crystal Genocide, one of the twelve magical girls, and sworn protectors of Earth! We were like a superhero squad, but with more sparkles! We fought day and night to keep the baddies at bay and the Earth safe. But, one day, our best wasn't good enough. So, we huddled up for a superhero brainstorm and decided to pool our powers for this mega, super-duper save-the-day plan. We kinda goofed. Big time. Instead of saving the day, we accidentally wiped out a quarter of the Milky Way.
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The narration took what could have been slightly annoying characters and made them adorable.
- By TankMuffin on 04-16-25
By: RavensDagger
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An Unexpected Hero
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Rhett C. Bruno, Jaime Castle
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays, Justin Thomas James, Annie Ellicott, and others
- Length: 16 hrs and 59 mins
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Sorry... Really? Thrust? Anyway, Danny Kendrick was a down-on-his luck performer who always struggled to find his place. He certainly never wanted to be a hero. He just hoped to earn a living doing what he loved. That all changes when he pisses off the wrong guy and gets sucked into a fantasy realm straight out of a Renaissance Fair. Getting used to a new world is tough. It's even tougher when you're surrounded by axe-wielding barbarians, super hot elf assassins, strange magic, and a jaded System that doesn't appear interested in being charged with yet another companion.
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Wanted to like it
- By Roy on 10-18-24
By: Rhett C. Bruno, and others
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Industrial Strength Magic
- By: Macronomicon
- Narrated by: Steve Campbell, Jeff Hays, Annie Ellicott, and others
- Length: 24 hrs and 2 mins
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Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain in the most superhero riddled city in the world, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's got no talent for magic, and not a scrap of superpowers to his name. When The System boots and unlocks his powers, it forces him to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother... Maybe there's a way he can do both...
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Childish. Trite. A mediocre YA story
- By Jacob on 08-28-24
By: Macronomicon
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Wandering Cultivator, Books 1-3
- By: Robyn Wideman, Scribes of Sulterra
- Narrated by: Eddy Yeung
- Length: 21 hrs and 28 mins
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This box set includes the first three audiobooks in the Wandering Cultivator progression fantasy series, following Calin on his journey to become a powerful cultivator.
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Child Becomes a Hero
- By Carl L. Brown on 05-12-25
By: Robyn Wideman, and others
Entertaining story!
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The title of the book
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Fun and captivating!
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"Yeah, well, this isn't exactly a book. It's real life, and in real life, the stakes are always death."
In real life the stakes are always death
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nope
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