Beware of Chicken 3: A Xianxia Cultivation Novel
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A laugh-out-loud, slice-of-life martial-arts fantasy about . . . farming????
Jin Rou wanted to be a cultivator. A man powerful enough to defy the heavens. A master of martial arts. A lord of spiritual power. Unfortunately for him, he died, and now I’m stuck in his body.
As Jin, I’m a man of the earth. A wielder of shovels and lord of rice and wheat. And sure, I also had to die and get pulled into another universe to end up here. But guess what? I’m starting to think it was worth it.
I’ve somehow managed to get away from it all. Finally free of the bloodshed of cultivator fights, I figure I’ll live in the slow lane from here on out, my only real concern the rain—or lack thereof.
Unfortunately, I’ve suddenly got a shady organization looking for me, my cat has gone off to fight in a martial arts tournament, and my chicken has uncovered an ancient crystal containing portents of doom. You know, the usual stuff.
I’m not worried though. Sometimes trouble finds you. And while I may not be a master cultivator . . . trouble should know better than to mess with a farmer.
The third volume of the blockbuster progression-fantasy series—with more than 20 million views on Royal Road—now available on Kindle, Kindle Unlimited, and Audible!
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In the not-too-distant future, a 21-member crew launches from Earth. Their mission: to establish a temporary colony on Mars. Little do they know that colony will become permanent–and the last stand of the human race. Because, without warning, every single person left on Earth simply...vanishes. Now, a thousand years later, the resources needed to sustain life are running out, and the very existence of the Mars colony is threatened. Humankind has only one option–to return to its home planet.
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It was ok.
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Absolutely love this series
It is the most fantastic book series I love all the characters and am already waiting for the next one
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Most excellent!!
So happy book 3 is finally here! All my anticipation was well rewarded! Great series, please keep’em comin😬
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SOOOO GOOD!
This book was soooo good! I loved every minute of it! I remember when I listened to the first book and how novel it was. It was delightful, fun and exciting. It was such a back handed smack at some of the very ideas of the genre and yet embracing them at the same time. It was fun and I just enjoyed every minute.
Book #2 was frustrating because it went too much into the animals and not enough into the main character. This book went back to the roots of Book #1 and we get to see and hear from our main character and delight in his story.
The book was amazing and I absolutely could not love it any more!
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fantastic characters!
this is the best series I have listened to. I have over 500 books in this collection and by far this book exceeds them all.
from the first book to this book, every book has been phenomenal. it is a true delight to listen to each and every chapter. ❣️
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All bow to Chicken
this is a great series that keeps everything balanced. you have comedy, action, drama, all balanced to make the perfect pacing of a story. the voice performance is great and you can instantly identify who is speaking. my only regret is waiting for the next book as I had to listen to this the moment it released
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wonderful
this was a wonderful addition to the series. pacing was perfect and it moved the story along. I'm truly excited for the next installment in the series.
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I can’t wait for the next book!!!!!
This is an amazing series, keep going. Don’t stop we the people want 20 books!!!
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- 11-30-23
This series gets better with each book
So far. The writing is good, the story is excellent, and the narration is pro.
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Satisfying Enjoyable
I'm in love with this series. The enjoyable characters, plots, and the warmth to work and the listen to this series 👌 🙌
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- 11-29-23
The fantastic tale continues
Still loving this series & the third book doesn't disappoint! Great work from the narrator!
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