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Rachel Ni Chuirc
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Trapped in the body of the murderous Zara the Fury, our hero might not know her real name, but she knows how to play a game—or so she thought.
The world of Knights of Eternity is no simple dungeon-crawler with damsels in distress. The tyrannical god Calamity treats the world as his chess board, a knight is faced with the chance to change his fate, and cryptic quests promise our hero overwhelming power.
But the real Zara the Fury wants her body back. And she'll do whatever it takes to get it.
Welcome to the world of Knights of Eternity—a LitRPG adventure where power has a price.
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When Zara awoke to find Valerius, leader of the legendary Gilded Knights, towering over her, she thought she'd gone mad. She was the Fury, mistress of claw and flame—armies trembled at her name! Now she lay chained and broken, a prisoner in her own home. But that wasn't why she thought herself mad. Only yesterday, she remembered a different life. She remembered her nephew in the local arcade, struggling to beat the villainous Zara the Fury in Knights of Eternity. She remembered her uncle and his big booming laugh.
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A must-read for fans of fantasy, adventure, and philosophical explorations of the human condition
- By Paul on 05-03-24
By: Rachel Ni Chuirc
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Divinity
- Knights of Eternity, Book 3
- By: Rachel Ni Chuirc
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 13 hrs and 20 mins
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The world is ending. The heroes lie dead, and a villain, a mage, and a knight are all who stand in the way of total destruction. Zara the Fury, who laughs as the world burns. Lazander, a knight who breaks before the god he serves. Eternity, a mage who counts the bodies and wonders… is it worth it? And our hero, the girl with the forgotten name.
By: Rachel Ni Chuirc
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Tower of Somnus Omnibus, Books 1-3
- By: Cale Plamann
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 41 hrs and 35 mins
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The Galactic Consensus arrived on ships as large as skyscrapers, crafted from glittering alloys that no human scientist could even begin to understand. They followed the trail of century old television transmissions to welcome us into the galactic community… only to recoil in horror at what they found.
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preachy as hell
- By Paul on 11-27-24
By: Cale Plamann
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Swing Shift
- By: William D. Arand
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 14 hrs and 16 mins
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Reports to write, forms to fill, coffee to drink, leads to run down. Gus’s life was a tedium and boredom he’d grown comfortable with. One that he sought out after he’d come back from his tour of duty. A detective in the paranormal investigations department. A job he could work day in and day out in relative peace. One cold and forgotten cup of coffee at a time. It was an environment that made some sense to him. At least in comparison to civilian life where almost nothing did. On top of that, it gave him a chance to hide what he was from the rest of the world.
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Mixed feelings about this book
- By Joey on 09-30-19
By: William D. Arand
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To Play with Magic
- The Forerunner Initiative, Book 1
- By: Draith
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 14 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Dragons, catgirls, guns, and magic—oh, and the ability to stop time. What more could a modern gal want? Well... If my past would stay locked in a dark corner back on Earth, that'd be nice. Right, there was that one other thing: finding a way home before the world ends. But hey, that's what my mom would call the last step in your five-year plan. The first? Play with magic.
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overly complicated and super confusing
- By mat on 08-26-23
By: Draith
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Scarlet Citadel
- Walking Shadow, Book 1
- By: Jack Fields
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers, Tess Irondale
- Length: 20 hrs and 27 mins
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Set in the metropolis of Corinth City where steampunk meets neon gothic. Haunted by a recent heartbreak, Hughes is indebted to the city's most terrifying criminal gang. Desperate for salvation, Hughes sets his sights on joining the Scarlet Citadel, an enigmatic organization of pageant fighters, monster hunters, and keepers of secrets. As a member of their illustrious ranks, surely he can pay off his debts and change his life for the better.
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elegant prose
- By Okanda on 12-11-24
By: Jack Fields
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Calamity
- Knights of Eternity, Book 1
- By: Rachel Ni Chuirc
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 12 hrs and 23 mins
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When Zara awoke to find Valerius, leader of the legendary Gilded Knights, towering over her, she thought she'd gone mad. She was the Fury, mistress of claw and flame—armies trembled at her name! Now she lay chained and broken, a prisoner in her own home. But that wasn't why she thought herself mad. Only yesterday, she remembered a different life. She remembered her nephew in the local arcade, struggling to beat the villainous Zara the Fury in Knights of Eternity. She remembered her uncle and his big booming laugh.
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A must-read for fans of fantasy, adventure, and philosophical explorations of the human condition
- By Paul on 05-03-24
By: Rachel Ni Chuirc
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Divinity
- Knights of Eternity, Book 3
- By: Rachel Ni Chuirc
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 13 hrs and 20 mins
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The world is ending. The heroes lie dead, and a villain, a mage, and a knight are all who stand in the way of total destruction. Zara the Fury, who laughs as the world burns. Lazander, a knight who breaks before the god he serves. Eternity, a mage who counts the bodies and wonders… is it worth it? And our hero, the girl with the forgotten name.
By: Rachel Ni Chuirc
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Tower of Somnus Omnibus, Books 1-3
- By: Cale Plamann
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 41 hrs and 35 mins
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The Galactic Consensus arrived on ships as large as skyscrapers, crafted from glittering alloys that no human scientist could even begin to understand. They followed the trail of century old television transmissions to welcome us into the galactic community… only to recoil in horror at what they found.
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preachy as hell
- By Paul on 11-27-24
By: Cale Plamann
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Swing Shift
- By: William D. Arand
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 14 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Reports to write, forms to fill, coffee to drink, leads to run down. Gus’s life was a tedium and boredom he’d grown comfortable with. One that he sought out after he’d come back from his tour of duty. A detective in the paranormal investigations department. A job he could work day in and day out in relative peace. One cold and forgotten cup of coffee at a time. It was an environment that made some sense to him. At least in comparison to civilian life where almost nothing did. On top of that, it gave him a chance to hide what he was from the rest of the world.
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Mixed feelings about this book
- By Joey on 09-30-19
By: William D. Arand
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To Play with Magic
- The Forerunner Initiative, Book 1
- By: Draith
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 14 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Dragons, catgirls, guns, and magic—oh, and the ability to stop time. What more could a modern gal want? Well... If my past would stay locked in a dark corner back on Earth, that'd be nice. Right, there was that one other thing: finding a way home before the world ends. But hey, that's what my mom would call the last step in your five-year plan. The first? Play with magic.
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overly complicated and super confusing
- By mat on 08-26-23
By: Draith
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Scarlet Citadel
- Walking Shadow, Book 1
- By: Jack Fields
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers, Tess Irondale
- Length: 20 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Set in the metropolis of Corinth City where steampunk meets neon gothic. Haunted by a recent heartbreak, Hughes is indebted to the city's most terrifying criminal gang. Desperate for salvation, Hughes sets his sights on joining the Scarlet Citadel, an enigmatic organization of pageant fighters, monster hunters, and keepers of secrets. As a member of their illustrious ranks, surely he can pay off his debts and change his life for the better.
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elegant prose
- By Okanda on 12-11-24
By: Jack Fields
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Arise and Shine: A Zombie Villainess LitRPG
- Death of the Party, Book 1
- By: Kleggt
- Narrated by: Rachel Leblang
- Length: 14 hrs and 39 mins
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Transported from her normal life as a waitress, Sally finds herself in a terrifying new world where Monsters fight Players to the death. But which one is she? A System error means she's been split between both, crossing the line between the soulless zombies created by the System and the people brought here by the mysterious Architect.
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Well Worth a Listen
- By Zero Calvin on 08-22-24
By: Kleggt
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Eternal Online: The Complete Series: (A LitRPG Series Box Set: Books 1-3)
- By: TJ Reynolds
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 44 hrs and 32 mins
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A broke gamer. A deadly online world. Can Dahlia level up fast enough to keep the debt collectors at bay? Dahlia has to pay off her dead father’s bills or risk her life in the lithium mines. Which...no thank you. Besides, the world is run by tech, and this gamer girl is determined to explore the virtual world her father was so obsessed with - and get rich while she’s at it. So, she sells everything and rents a premium VR pod to play Eternal Online. Enter the toughest realm available? Check. Discover the fastest way to loot without dying? In progress.
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Returned
- By Gridguy on 10-11-21
By: TJ Reynolds
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Irrelevant Jack
- By: Prax Venter
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James, Jeff Hays, Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 11 hrs and 42 mins
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Jack is violently pulled into a game-like universe and dumped into a seaside town on the brink of destruction. When the people of Blackmoor Cove begin to ask about his combat role, Jack discovers his odd Hero Class and finds that parts of his game interface are riddled with exposed coding errors. He quickly learns that the only way the town can grow and push back the unknown substance threatening to consume it is if brave Heroes venture into an infinitely high, ever-changing tower, kill bizarre monsters for their equipment drops, and then deposit those items into a special chest.
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Tower-climbing, town-building dream game
- By Ben on 10-15-19
By: Prax Venter
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Amelia the Level Zero Hero: A LitRPG Adventure
- Amelia, Book 1
- By: V.A. Lewis
- Narrated by: Mare Trevathan
- Length: 17 hrs and 15 mins
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Ten years ago, Amelia woke up alone and lost in a broken world where she had to fight for her survival. Now, after reaching the pinnacle of power, defeating the Void itself, and escaping the abyss, she has finally found her way back into the real world. But instead of returning to Earth, she arrives in the land of Vacuos. A fantasy world with magic, monsters, Classes, and Levels. A world that is governed by a System like it were a video game.
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be honest with reviews
- By jacob on 06-14-23
By: V.A. Lewis
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Stray Cat Strut: A Young Lady's Journey to Becoming a Pop-Up Samurai
- Stray Cat Strut, Book 1
- By: RavensDagger
- Narrated by: Hollie Jackson, Pavi Proczko
- Length: 11 hrs and 52 mins
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Catherine "Cat" Leblanc is an orphan that is about as far from super-rich as one can be. When the Incursion alarms start blaring and the sky starts raining hungry xenos, it's just another blemish on an already piss-poor afternoon.
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Great book but it doesn’t really end.
- By Julie on 01-30-22
By: RavensDagger
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ShipCore
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Erios909
- Narrated by: Reba Buhr
- Length: 11 hrs and 56 mins
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Waking up adrift in an ancient battleground, Alex is left dazed and confused with no clue how she ended up trapped aboard a failing vessel. With only a mysterious voice in her head to guide her she must act in order to survive. Every piece of the puzzle she collects only leads to more questions about her origins and the star she's trapped around might not be as deserted as she first thought. All she knows for sure is that she could die at any minute, but Alex is not going to go down without a fight.
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Fun AI sci-fi
- By JJ on 03-07-24
By: Erios909
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A Journey of Black and Red
- A Journey of Black and Red, Book 1
- By: Alex Gilbert
- Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
- Length: 14 hrs and 28 mins
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Waking up chained in a dark cellar, Ariane must struggle to survive and escape the strange fortress she finds herself in. All those around her play by rules she does not understand, and there is also this strange thirst that water cannot sate.
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Dark comedy/slice of life, quite good.
- By mat on 10-26-21
By: Alex Gilbert
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Breaking Through
- Alexa Thyme, Book 1
- By: Lykanthropy
- Narrated by: Mare Trevathan
- Length: 12 hrs and 15 mins
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In this world, where academic success could literally mean the difference between life and death, many students develop emotional baggage. Fortunately for Alexa, she does not suffer from the problems that plague most of her peers. Gifted with an intelligent mind to start, she realized early on that applying herself to both her academic and sports competitions was the number one way to succeed in this world. How can she do it? Shuffle studying, school work, and sports practice, all while being a teenager? The answer is simple: she has no emotions.
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Great entry into the genre, looking forward to #2
- By Aaron on 05-02-24
By: Lykanthropy
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Apocalypse Summoner
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: DB King
- Narrated by: Pavi Proczko
- Length: 13 hrs and 32 mins
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Me? I was an innocent bystander in a shootout between mobsters and spawned monsters. Thankfully, the System granted me the power to bring forth monsters from the void. With this ability to command magical beasts, I might just live out the apocalypse. Together with a ragtag group of survivors, we're wading through the mayhem while searching for somewhere safe. Somewhere that monsters aren't desperately trying to kill us, where the opportunistic among humanity aren't looking for easy XP.
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how the classes level up
- By Anonymous User on 01-16-25
By: DB King
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Electric Angel: A Dystopian Sci-Fi Adventure
- Cyber Dreams, Book 1
- By: Plum Parrot
- Narrated by: Suzy Jackson
- Length: 14 hrs and 58 mins
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In the year 2107, the world has both made astounding leaps forward and reduced humanity to its most basic existence. While the megacorps and those who rule them enjoy lives of extraordinary comfort and ease, most people barely scrape by, doing whatever they can to keep going. Juliet Bianchi is one of the latter. She works cutting metal in a scrapyard and doesn't have much to show for it except for a small group of equally bereft, fiercely loyal friends. Still, she maintains a bright disposition, possessing more hope and optimism than anyone would expect her to—and she's going to need it.
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don't get invested. sociopath "heroine" whiner
- By Dshoayo on 02-15-24
By: Plum Parrot
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Arrival: A Humorous Isekai LitRPG
- Terminate the Other World!, Book 1
- By: Icalos
- Narrated by: Savy Des-Etages
- Length: 17 hrs and 10 mins
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She's unlike any one or any thing else: a Non-Standard Leashed-Intelligence Cybernetic Enforcer aka NSLICE-00P. The first of her kind, she's let loose into a universe of superheroes on behalf of her sinister masters to destroy all who oppose them. And everything's going according to plan—until NSLICE-00P gets hacked and sent into the past to kill her own creator before he creates her. Obeying orders as always, she wastes the poor guy. Unfortunately, there are consequences to initiating a reality-breaking time paradox. The most significant: total ejection from that reality.
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Great original story. texts needs adaptation for narration
- By Duskmoon on 03-20-24
By: Icalos
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The Agartha Loop
- The Agartha Loop, Book 1
- By: RavensDagger
- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
- Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins
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They asked Amber to become a magical girl three times. She refused. That only made her more interesting. The fourth time, she asked them.
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Came for Ravensdagger, stayed for Madoka Magica
- By AJ on 09-28-24
By: RavensDagger
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- Erebus Esprit
- 09-18-24
Chuirc Doesn't Miss
Coming in hot off book 1, I had high hopes for Desecrate. This book took those hopes, laughed in my face, and told me to aim higher next time. Phenomenal storytelling, deeply complex characters, and way more twists than I expected. Things I was sure would be saved til Book 3 came to light here, which just makes me that much more excited for the next one. If you're still on the fence, this is your sign. Buy the book. It isn't often you get the chance to experience the next big thing before it actually becomes big.
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- Luke Clark
- 10-30-24
Pacing, magic system, and story building
this was such an amazing books, probably one of my favorite series of all time. this book picks up directly where left off in the first in every chapter feels like I'm reading what should be a movie or TV show, it is so amazing I feel like I'm in this world with these characters and I'm part of their lives. 10/10 have read and listened twice now
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- Richard Stephens
- 09-03-24
Calamity will Fall
Knights of Eternity continues to be my top series of the year. This book takes everything I loved about the first book and improves it tenfold. The character development for our {system error} is fantastic, as we see her grow from the anxiety driven teenager to not backing down and finally embracing her inner hero. Rachel has taken this world I have fell in love with and shown me a whole new side while also showing a new side to our villain as well. I am very excited to see what she has in store for us in Divinity!
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- Anonymous User
- 09-09-24
the spectacular writing!!
Just as good if not better then the first, this sequal has it all! Twists, turns, closure and new questions all while displaying some of the best characters I've ever heard in a world that eagerly enraptures the reader!!! An absolute must listen/read for anyone!!
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- Matthew Brendley
- 03-21-25
yes, just yes
After a LOOOOOOOOOOOONG hiatus I finally pick up the sequel to calamity. It's even better than Calamity, and I loved Calamity. Rachel's characters are a joy for me to watch, one surprise hit for me was Valerius who is a subversion of a classic protagonist for these kinds of books that I appreciate. Zara herself becomes more intriguing the more I see of her, I could say more but I'll summarize by saying this series is a gift.
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- morgen bickler
- 08-29-24
Too much time spent on an unlikeable character.
The antagonist is very unlikeable, as they tend to be, but his progress is not fun or entertaining. He just has a million unexplained trinkets and powers that are only exposed to conveniently win fights. About half of the story is spent covering a really crappy character. The protagonist is coolish but has anxiety attacks, when it is convenient for the story, but their story is interrupted so frequently by a really crappy character and there is basically no development to speak of. I have made it through the first book and pretty far in the second but I am having a hard time continuing.
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- Anonymous User
- 08-31-24
Almost didn't leave a review
In book 1 Lysander got me through it pretty easily despite not even being the MC but book 2 is even more all over the place, and because of that it just kinda fails to draw me in.
Ps: This isn't a complaint about switching view points like I have seen in some other reviews. Rather, it is about the story not really feeling like it is going anywhere.
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- GrimReaperD13
- 08-28-24
Good, but...
Okay, the story is written well. The issues come down to switching to too many character so rapidly. Especially since the MC seems to have less time being the MC. Once I finish the story I will update with the other, I believe, issue.
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