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Distopia
- Land of Dis, Book 2
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
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Set a thousand years (give or take) before the events of Disenchanted, Distopia tells the story of Wyngalf the Bold, the legendary hero renowned for ridding the land of Dis of the scourge of dragons. The story begins as Wyngalf, a young missionary for an obscure religious sect, arrives in the port city of Skuldred. Desperate to prove his worth to his superiors, Wyngalf finds himself drafted into leading a missionary voyage across the sea to the semilegendary land of Dis. Accompanied by a beautiful stowaway named Evena and an oddball goblin who has been shunned by his clan, Wyngalf is continually thwarted in his attempts to proselytize by various practical concerns - chief among these being the fact that the land of Dis is being terrorized by a fearsome dragon. Wyngalf realizes that in order to prove his faith and get Evena home, he must summon the courage and resourcefulness to defeat the dragon. But what if his faith isn't enough?
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By: R. A. Salvatore, and others
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Dragon Storm
- By: Lindsay Buroker
- Narrated by: Caitlin Davies
- Length: 10 hrs and 22 mins
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Telryn "Trip" Yert has always been a little odd, with hunches that are too accurate to explain. Magic is feared and forbidden in Iskandia, so he's struggled his whole life to hide his eccentricities. As a boy, he was forced to watch his mother's execution. Her crime? Witchcraft. Understandably, Trip wants nothing to do with the power that lurks within him, always threatening to reveal itself. Instead, he dedicates himself to serving as an officer in the king's army, to battling pirates and imperial conquerors. He longs to become a soldier as respected and renowned as General Zirkander.
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wonderful read
- By Christy Hales on 08-12-18
By: Lindsay Buroker
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Children of Fire
- The Chaos Born, Book 1
- By: Drew Karpyshyn
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 16 hrs and 27 mins
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Long ago the gods chose a great hero to act as their agent in the mortal world and to stand against the demonic spawn of Chaos. The gods gifted their champion, Daemron, with three magical Talismans: a sword, a ring, and a crown. But the awesome power at his command corrupted Daemron, turning him from savior to destroyer. Filled with pride, he dared to challenge the gods themselves. Siding with the Chaos spawn, Daemron waged a titanic battle against the Immortals. In the end, Daemron was defeated, the Talismans were lost, and Chaos was sealed off behind the Legacy - a magical barrier the gods sacrificed themselves to create.
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Not a Good Book - Amateurish and Derivative
- By Grace Ausley on 01-06-14
By: Drew Karpyshyn
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Pathfinder Tales: Beyond the Pool of Stars
- By: Howard Andrew Jones
- Narrated by: Steve West
- Length: 11 hrs and 34 mins
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Mirian Raas comes from a long line of salvagers, adventurers who use magic to dive for sunken ships off the coast of tropical Sargava. When her father dies, Mirian has to take over his last job: a dangerous expedition into deep jungle pools, helping a tribe of lizardfolk reclaim the lost treasures of their people.
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Wonderful!
- By Andrew J Fix on 03-05-23
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Madrenga
- By: Alan Dean Foster
- Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
- Length: 11 hrs and 47 mins
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He is plainly too young and too inexperienced for the mission, but on the advice of her aged adviser Natoum, and with her husband off at war, the queen reluctantly assigns the task of delivery to...Madrenga. Accompanied only by a runt of a pony and a scrap of a pup, he sets off to transport the royal message to its destination. No matter what it might take. But things are not always what they seem. Heroes are sometimes made of the strangest stuff, and love is to be found in the most unexpected places...if one doesn’t die while treading the lethal path.
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Unique and captivating!
- By Julie Moran on 02-05-21
By: Alan Dean Foster
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The Sellsword
- Dragonlance: Tracy Hickman Presents: The Anvil of Time, Book 1
- By: Cam Banks
- Narrated by: James Langton
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
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Strike the Anvil of Time! Vanderjack is a mercenary with a troubled past and a sword haunted by ghosts. Hired to rescue a nobleman's daughter from behind enemy lines, the sellsword finds himself a pivotal player in the liberation of Nordmaar from the Red Dragon army. The Chronicler is charged to use the ancient Anvil of Time to travel back along the river of time and find the lost stories that fell between the pages of the history books of Krynn in this new series created and guided by the creative mind of Tracy Hickman.
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Interesting story, alittle different at the end
- By Dennis on 04-16-13
By: Cam Banks
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The Infernal City
- Elder Scrolls Series #1
- By: Greg Keyes
- Narrated by: Michael Page
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
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Four decades after the Oblivion Crisis, Tamriel is threatened anew by an ancient and all-consuming evil. It is Umbriel, a floating city that casts a terrifying shadow-for wherever it falls, people die and rise again. And it is in Umbriel's shadow that a great adventure begins and a group of unlikely heroes meet. A legendary prince with a secret. A spy on the trail of a vast conspiracy. A mage obsessed with his desire for revenge. And Annaïg, a young girl in whose hands the fate of Tamriel may rest.
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Umbriel is coming
- By Brenden Zapp on 02-01-13
By: Greg Keyes
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Sky Raiders
- Five Kingdoms, Book 1
- By: Brandon Mull
- Narrated by: Keith Nobbs
- Length: 12 hrs and 38 mins
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Cole Randolph was just trying to have a fun time with his friends on Halloween (and maybe get to know Jenna Hunt a little better). But when a spooky haunted house turns out to be a portal to something much creepier, Cole finds himself on an adventure on a whole different level.
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A little scary at first, but a great story!
- By Shileen on 09-19-14
By: Brandon Mull
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Chronicles of a Royal Pet: A Princess and an Ooze
- Royal Ooze Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Ian Rodgers
- Narrated by: Peter Kenny
- Length: 8 hrs and 33 mins
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The world of Erafore is one full of magic and mystery. Heroes battle dragons, mages confront demons, and the gods watch over it all. Yet among these incredible beings, a single creature is born with the power to rewrite the destiny of the land. Taken in as a pet by the princess of the Kingdom of Varia, a mere Ooze will rise to stand in the tide of fate and defend the ones he loves from an encroaching void. But can a monster ever truly become a man?
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Boring
- By Humility on 01-09-18
By: Ian Rodgers
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The Kagonesti
- Dragonlance: Lost Histories, Book 1
- By: Douglas Niles
- Narrated by: Gregory St. John
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
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Forests cover Ansalon. Under the legendary Silvanos, the elves of Krynn begin to tame the wilds and raise their crystal cities. But as the Elderwild Kaganos journeys toward a mystical encounter high in the mountains, he knows that, for his tribe, the woodlands must remain their eternal home. As centuries pass and Dragonwars rage, the tribe of Kaganos battles encroaching humans and the minions of the Dark Queen, aided by a potent lgacy guided by revered pathfinders.... Until the wild elves stand upon the brink of the deadliest challenge of all - a challenge that marks a choice between annihilation and survival.
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Solid addition
- By Mr Dangerous on 12-12-22
By: Douglas Niles
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Ice Forged
- Ascendant Kingdoms Saga, Book 1
- By: Gail Z. Martin
- Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
- Length: 19 hrs and 34 mins
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Condemned as a murderer for killing the man who dishonored his sister, Blaine "Mick" McFadden has spent the last six years in Velant, a penal colony in the frigid northern wastelands. Harsh military discipline and the oppressive magic keep a fragile peace as colonists struggle against a hostile environment. But the supply ships from Dondareth have stopped coming, boding ill for the kingdom that banished the colonists. Now, as the world's magic runs wild, McFadden and the people of Velant must fight to survive and decide their fate....
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Vampires, Mages and Gods are discussed.
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 04-07-16
By: Gail Z. Martin
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Forgotten Ages
- The Complete Saga
- By: Lindsay Buroker
- Narrated by: Tavia Gilbert
- Length: 23 hrs and 53 mins
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The greatest military leader of his time. The most talented code breaker her people have. Sworn enemies. When deadly secrets from the ancient past are unearthed, secrets capable of fracturing the world and destroying all life on the planet, these two enemies will have to work together. They are humanity's only hope.
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Fun and strange mashup of scifi and fantasy
- By domlav on 06-28-16
By: Lindsay Buroker
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The Cutting Edge
- Part One of A Handful of Men
- By: Dave Duncan
- Narrated by: Mil Nicholson
- Length: 12 hrs and 35 mins
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Beautiful Queen Inos married the loyal stableboy Rap and made him her king. They were very much in love, and they lived happily ever after. Fifteen years went by. Rap and Inos were comfortable, secure, and truly happy, raising their family in the little backwater kingdom of Krasnegar, well removed from the hurly-burly of great affairs.... But in far-off Hub, the old Imperor's health - and, some said, his sanity - deteriorated inexorably. The borderlands were seething....
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High expectations
- By Ryan M. Kelley on 04-08-14
By: Dave Duncan
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- Jasmine Wahlberg
- 10-26-17
A good listen, though not as funny as the first
If you listened to Disenchanted (the preceding book, which is actually not entirely required in order to listen to this one as it occurs long before the first chronologically), you would come into this book expecting something hilarious. It's not quite that.
This story was a bit more serious than the first. It had its moments of humor, though, evoking thoughts of Monty Python's Life of Brian. The "unlikely prophet" was an interesting take, and the cerebral goblin who had to constantly apologize for interrupting and for having an intellect of his own was definitely good for some grins. Still, they're no Boric the Implacable, and the story didn't quite have the same...zaniness? I'm not sure. It was good, overall; it just wasn't quite like the first one.
Phil Gigante turned in an absolutely excellent performance, though. He's one of a scant few narrators that I'm convinced could read me the dictionary and make it entertaining.
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- John
- 02-20-16
Fun and on point.
I'm a fan of high fantasy and the Dis series fuses modern real world social, political, and economical climates with funny D&D type characters and settings. Very entertaining while presenting objectivity to an otherwise cut and dry genre.
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- Kindle Customer
- 09-20-17
more stories from the land dis
the land of dis has many stories to share with us and this is one of them. pretty fun book well-written characters and great narration
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- Adrienne Hood
- 03-17-17
Another Entertaining Tale of Dis
I loved "Disenchanted," the first book in the Land of Dis series, and I wanted to love this one equally as much. Unfortunately, while still entertaining and at times exceedingly amusing, I don't think "Distopia" lives up to its predecessor. I quite enjoyed Evena and Tobalt, and even found the dragon, Vern, was a delight every time he made an appearance, but I simply couldn't get into the character of Wyngalf. In the first book, the protagonist, Boric, was often aggravating, but his willingness to partake in the adventure was at least redeeming, considering the audience is being asked to invest in his story. In this one, Wyngalf is simply... aggravating. I don't have a lot of patience for reluctant heroes who resist taking personal responsibility, and so his nay-saying and self pity quickly became obnoxious. Fortunately, he ultimately had little choice in the matter, and forces beyond his control kept the story moving because otherwise if it had been his choice, this book would have been a whole lot of nothing.
The story was still quite humorous, the overall plot interesting enough, and Phil Gigante's narration phenomenal, that I generally feel positively towards the book. I only wish the main character was marginally less unpleasant. In the end I'd still recommend this one, if for no other reason than listening to Phil Gigante is always a treat, with the strong caveat that the main character kinda sucks at being a hero.
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Also, I HATED that Wyngalf and Evena end up together in the end - he made such a point early in the book about describing her as a child, that I was supremely disturbed when he later decides "oh, I guess I'm into her." Even if she's 16-18 (I can't remember if it said exactly how old she was beyond "a teenager") and acts mature enough to set out on her own, the switch from an adult looking down on a child to an adult interested in a romantic partner was unsettling for me, especially considering the book takes place over the course of less than two weeks. Of course, there really aren't any other women in the story, so if you want your hero to get a happily ever after with a love interest, the options are pretty limited in this one.
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- Michael Matecha
- 03-21-19
Good story, excellent narration
Book 2 of the series. Fantasy with a good bit of conedy. A good read and well worth it.
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- Tim
- 08-27-16
hilarious fantasy with clever characters & dragons
Simply Wyngalf.
Wyngalf.
Simply Wyngalf.
I don't know how I could say it more simply...
hahahaha.
Very clever philosophy packed in a funny tale of a traveling preacher of a silly religion who meets a smart young woman and a troll who's intelligent and bashful. All must prove to be heroes as they accidently tip a dragon to the location of the girl's home and family. The first book was good, but this one was better, but in keeping the humor and plot engagement more consistent from beginning to end. I enjoyed the audiobook presentation. If you like light hearted stories with humor and strong story surprises, this is a series to pick up.
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- Mindjacked
- 02-10-17
Action Packed
This is the story of a young missionary, Wyngalf, who really just wants to travel and spread the story of his obscure religion. When in the port town he finds himself in a awesome position to spread his word farther by leading a voyage across the sea to the legendary land of Dis. When things go bad he finds himself accompanied by a stowaway girl named, Evena, and a odd goblin who was thrown out of his own clan. Wyngalf must use all his faith to keep the three alive and try to get Evena home, but will his faith hold true, will it be enough?
This is a action packed, suspense filled, dragons, knights in shining armor, and sometimes not so shining armor kind of story. What you thought you knew about dragons, goblins, and other mythical beings might not hold true in Dis as this land can turn everything on it's ear, but that makes things much more interesting. This is a very interesting, wonderful book, with well thought out, in depth characters. Narrator Phil Gigante lending his voice to the audio version just made it that much better. He is a awesome narrator and made this book a joy to listen too. I can't wait to hear what adventures these friends go on next, and also catch up as I came in on book 2 and need to go back and catch up on book 1.
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- Jo S
- 05-29-24
Delightful!
I saw much of humanity reflected is this tale. It was a lovely escape from the state of the world and offered us all a chance to look at ourselves through a lens of humor but also an opportunity to change….
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- Anonymous User
- 05-12-22
Hardcore meh
Only reason I finished it was because of my love for the first book, and the narrator made the story tolerable with his A+ voice acting. Characters were hardly likeable except the main villain, (I very much liked the main villain). Goblin got an anoyyyyyingly long amount of script, and I was only happy he was there when someone would tell him to shut up, as it took him 45+ seconds to say literally anything that could've been summarized with something like, "Let's go, gang." I thought he was just a funny side character at first but then he stuck around. I wish I looked at the reviews before I bought the book, I just thought it was gonna be somewhat like the first book with comedy and action so I bought it without hesitation, but there was rarely any. The characters talked much about how annoying and boring politics were, and then talked about nothing but annoying and boring politics for a very unnecessary amount of time. The concepts and ideologies really weren't that hard to grasp, yet the author dove into the details like a highschool college class. It's medieval adventure fantasy, just get to the dragon slaying.
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- Cory
- 05-12-17
Dis-Interested
I enjoyed the first book in the Dis series enough to get this one but I found the author's desire to tell me his political views through dull exposition to be off putting. There was very little story to the book and I had to give up with several hours remaining.
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