False Idols
The Dragon Lords, Book 2
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Jon Hollins
About this listen
Guardians of the Galaxy meets The Hobbit in this rollicking fantasy adventure series.
The Dragons who once ruled over the land are dead.
The members of the motley crew that stumbled through that revolution are rich and praised as saviors.
Everyone gets to live happily ever after, right?
Right?
Well, it might have worked out that way if the dragons in Kondorra had been the only ones. If they hadn't been just the tip of the spear about to fall upon the whole world....
The Dragon Lords:
- The Dragon Lords: Fool's Gold
- The Dragon Lords: False Idols
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- By: Phil Tucker
- Narrated by: Paul Guyet
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
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Acharsis has always loved long shots. But even with a perfect scheme and a handpicked squad of godsblooded grifters and fighters, breaking into the undead lord's Akkodaisis' ziggurat is suicidally impossible. Good thing Archarsis is a fallen demigod with more than one trick up his sleeve....
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Incredibly imaginative
- By RyRy on 09-08-17
By: Phil Tucker
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At the Sign of the Crow and Moon
- A Sorcery Ascendant Prequel Novella
- By: Mitchell Hogan
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 3 hrs and 18 mins
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In the bustling capital city of the Mahruse Empire, Felicienne Shyrise spends her days as a talented investigator, taking on stolen goods and missing person cases and the occasional murder the city guard are too incompetent - or too lazy - to resolve. During the nights she hones her skills playing Dominion, a board game almost as complicated as life itself. She dreams of making a name for herself and becoming the richest woman in the Empire.
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Worth It
- By Gaia on 09-23-19
By: Mitchell Hogan
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Heroes Die
- The First of the Acts of Caine
- By: Matthew Stover
- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki
- Length: 22 hrs and 28 mins
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Renowned throughout the land of Ankhana as the Blade of Tyshalle, Caine has killed his share of monarchs and commoners, villains and heroes. He is relentless, unstoppable, simply the best there is at what he does. At home on Earth, Caine is Hari Michaelson, a superstar whose adventures in Ankhana command an audience of billions.
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Don't Let the Cover Turn You Off
- By Paul on 08-13-12
By: Matthew Stover
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In the Land of Hershel
- The Sunrider Saga, Book 0
- By: Rafael Hohmann
- Narrated by: Ralph Lister
- Length: 51 mins
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Five knights tell stories of ancient lands, madness, and terrifying monsters...but no one can top Knight Elric's tale of the Land of Hershel, a monstrous swamp filled with horrifying creatures and an ever-present threat. If you stop moving, you drown. "In the Land of Hershel" is a short story set in the thrilling world of SunRider.
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Good but
- By Mistina on 05-09-23
By: Rafael Hohmann
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Web of Eyes
- By: Rhett C. Bruno, Jaime Castle
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 11 hrs and 37 mins
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When a piece of the crown prince's soul is stolen by a traitorous warlock, disgraced knight Torsten Unger makes it his sworn duty to get it back and save the last hope for the kingdom. But he can't do it alone. Self-proclaimed "World's Greatest Thief" Whitney Fierstown sits in the castle dungeon, destined for the gallows until Torsten offers this choice: rot and die in a dank cell or join him on a dangerous expedition to put his skills to good use and earn his freedom.
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A Fantasy Version of 48 Hours
- By John Kang on 12-24-18
By: Rhett C. Bruno, and others
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Fatemarked
- The Fatemarked Epic, Book 1
- By: David Estes
- Narrated by: Derek Perkins
- Length: 19 hrs and 11 mins
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They are the fatemarked. Misunderstood. Worshipped. Hated. Murdered at birth. Their time to step into the light has come. An ancient prophecy foretold their coming, the chosen few who will bring peace to a land embroiled in a century of mistrust and war. When kings start dying, that hope and belief swiftly turns to fear. Roan Loren is one of the fatemarked, but has hidden his mark of power his entire life, fearing the damage it might cause to those around him. A great evil is coming. He can't hide anymore.
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Written to fit an ideology, not the story it tells
- By znidarsic.blaz on 04-30-18
By: David Estes
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The Fate's Forsaken Omnibus
- Books 1-2 and Prequel Novella
- By: Shae Ford
- Narrated by: Derek Perkins
- Length: 37 hrs and 58 mins
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Books 1, 2, and the prequel novella of the Fate's Forsaken series. The series follows the adventures of Kael: a young man who is thrust from his home in the Unforgivable Mountains and onto a hero's path. The journey is long, the battles are fierce - nearly all of his companions are outlaws. And Kael's rotten bad luck seems to make everything worse. This is his story.
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Fantasy with light romance
- By Skipper on 09-23-15
By: Shae Ford
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The Spirit Thief
- The Legend of Eli Monpress, Book 1
- By: Rachel Aaron
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
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He's not just any thief. He’s the greatest thief of the age - and he’s also a wizard. And with the help of his partners - a swordsman with the most powerful magic sword in the world but no magical ability of his own, and a demonseed who can step through shadows and punch through walls - he’s going to put his plan into effect. The first step is to increase the size of the bounty on his head, so he’ll need to steal some big things. But he’ll start with somethingsmall. Something like a king....
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Entertaining light fantasy
- By Kindle Customer on 02-16-12
By: Rachel Aaron
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Tower of the Forgotten
- The Tainted Cabal Prequel Novella
- By: Mitchell Hogan
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 2 hrs and 3 mins
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Niklaus, master swordsman, has not aged a day since being chosen by his mercurial goddess. A slave to her will, he moves from one cryptic mission to the next in the hope of ascending to become her equal. But even a man who has lived for centuries can sometimes find himself out of his depth. When Niklaus is sent to kill a sorcerer of the Tainted Cabal, overconfidence leads to a fatal mistake, and neither experience nor skill with a blade can prevail against the forces unleashed against him.
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What's Next?
- By James on 06-04-17
By: Mitchell Hogan
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Vengeance
- The Tainted Realm Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Ian Irvine
- Narrated by: Grant Cartwright
- Length: 25 hrs and 29 mins
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In an unjust land, the only law is vengeance. In Cython’s slave camps, it’s the timid and obedient who survive – and Tali is neither, for she has sworn to bring her mother’s killers to justice. Her dramatic escape precipitates Cython’s war on Hightspall and, when Tali is rescued by Rix, heir to Hightspall’s greatest fortune, they flee through a land in turmoil.
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Eh, never really felt right
- By Jeff Jackson on 03-01-12
By: Ian Irvine
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Taming Fire
- Dragonprince Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Aaron Pogue
- Narrated by: Cameron Beierle
- Length: 14 hrs and 15 mins
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Daven Carrickson grew up as a beggar in the filthy alleys beneath the shadows of the palace. He's the son of a known thief, disgraced and despised. His only real talent is his ability with a sword, and his only real chance at finding honor or a home is a desperate dream of joining the King's Guard. Then, Daven receives a new future when Master Claighan invites him to study magic at the Academy. The wizard offers to make him into a new kind of soldier: a swordsman equally skilled with forged blades and mystic forces.
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Wow what a ride this kid had to take
- By Krop Circle LLC on 08-09-14
By: Aaron Pogue
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- Garrett S.
- 08-26-19
good
the book was okay I was expecting more like the first book but still on listening to the 3rd book when ever it comes out.
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- Becky Hill
- 12-11-23
Fantastic Fantasy
Amazing, so well done! Hollins has crafted a truly unique band of characters you’ll both love and hate. Superb
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- Joe. Nobody
- 09-17-19
smmmmmmiiiiiiiiite! lol
this book is as good as the first one it may be a little less funny then the first book but I think the action makes up for that I think a lot of people would probably disagree with me but I get shades of Douglas Adams in the way he writes Balur is being one of my favorite characters in a long time lol one thing that goes against my grain is will not his character but how the other characters strong-armed him into making all the plans and then crap on him regardless of what happens especially with Letty he's like dude you're pretty much treat me like crap for I don't know how much time has elapsed over these two books but that entire time unless she wants laid I get it you don't love me I'm over it and she gets her feelings hurt over that which is like complete BS I really do hope that audible comes out with the third book sometime I would definitely recommend both the first and the second book to anyone that likes Adventure comedy
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- Rufus H Reynolds
- 10-26-17
A Little More Serious
The second book in the series has a little more seriousness to it that the first did. However, it is still hilarious! The performance is awesome! I can't wait for the next book!
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- Hannah
- 09-08-17
love it!!!
love this series, performed masterfully! need the next book Bad Faith on audible please please please please!!!!!
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- Kevin
- 02-01-22
By Barth this book is good.
Return to the most dysfunctional but lucky D&D groups ever in this novel.
By Barth the drunken God if you don't enjoy this book after reading / listening to Fools Gold then not even Coise could charm you.
They up the antics from the original, and the voice actor makes the story a joy to listen to.
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- Drake Brann
- 05-04-21
Almost as good.
While the first book had sections where I was wanting the dialogue to lesson, I found d there were scenes in here that were bathed in dialogue . I even caught myself rolling my eyes and saying "come on." The plot is still fun and unique and I am someone who believes plot is king.
The narrator was definently hard for me to get used to, primarily the accent, but he does a great job with the emotions and voices for each character.
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- ibfishn
- 04-15-22
Dragons, Sex, and Violence
Loved it, the readers voice added a lot to the listening of the story.
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- Brina
- 05-28-23
Bring on volume 3 PLEASE!!!
There are only 3 complaints that I have while reading this book:
1. I should have known NOT to listen in public. People tend to think you are a loon when you sit somewhere alone laughing or smiling to yourself. (It does help you have a table to yourself though)
2. I wish audible put some kind of profanity warning and mild lewd humor warning on it so that people can stop complaining about these things. 🙄 But my guess is that if you are reading volume 2, it didn’t stop you from reading or you are like me and didn’t care.
3. The conclusion to this series is not on audible! 😤 it’s written, but it is not on audible! 🤬
I liked this series so much that I may be forced to buy the gods hexed ebook and actually ::shudders:: turn pages and read.
Was this book worth the read and the credit? A million times yes. A zillion gold bulls, yes. This will definitely get a reread from me.
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- Girlymctx
- 07-29-21
Bad story, bad language & worse dialogue..
Please heaven save me from Book number 3. I only hung in with this with high hopes the story would get better. It just got cheesier & the foul language would have been better heard from junior high 14 year old male juvenile delinquence! SMH...My biggest wish would be that I'd regain my 2 credits used on this author.
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